This year India will launch a satellite named ScatSat-1.
Scat
Sat
>Scat
I'd first of all like to thank them for this name. It is like beautiful pooetry to my ears. Pic related is the satellite, curry poo and all.
It's real by the way
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
>>75023102
You can't make this poo up
>poo in space
>pooper power 2016
Poo in SPACE?
>>75023102
It looks like a parade float, no way that thing makes it into space.
>>75023102
Does it scan for more streets to become designated?
>>75023231
>>75023297
Yes. Soon there will be Designated Shitting Moons. Then planets. Then galaxies...
>>75023102
eheheheehahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
oh fuck, people from india should just not come to /pol/ their people just make it sooo easy. lol
>>75023403
they have the shit for it, and now a scatsat to track its progress.
What the Indian space program may look like
>>75023403
Designated low earth shitting orbit
Hahahaha shiiieeet my sides are on fire
>>75023605
You might imagine it looking something like this, but composed 90% of curried poo.
> They aren't preparing for their low orbit shit cannon.
you're laughing at them but at least they can put SOMETHING into space, ANYTHING, WHATEVEr it IS
>>75023963
ofc its poland
>>75023102
o wow i am now a cruz missile!!
conservatives for hillary!!!!
>>75023102
The fuck is wrong with these people. It's like they are destined to be associated with shit for the rest of eternity.
>it has an scattometer on board
>>75023102
I'm convinced they're just a filthy poop joke of a country at this point.
I don't even find it sad... just weird.
>>75023102
i don't get it, is scat slang for shit or something?
What is it with Indians and shit?
>>75024422
You have to go back
>>75023102
Also, it's "recycled".
POO 2 Universe
>>75024472
oh, is it scat, like scram or shoo?
>>75024422
t. India
>Literally has a big poo on the front of it
>>75024576
It's like scat.
>>75024116
Rewind the clock back and you have a society that grasped the underpinnings of reality thousands of years before modern philosophy, now they shit where they stand.
They are the number one example of just how badly things can turn out.
>>75024731
looks more like a dildo with balls teebeeaitch pham
>>75024996
>implying ancient indians did not shit where they stood.
An industrialized world does not breed creative minds.
India cant go 5 minutes without making poo related news
>>75023102
>>75025149
Ironically, ancient Indians invented the toilet.
See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_of_the_Indus_Valley_Civilisation
>>75023102
SCAT IN THE SAT
>>75026043
I think the north has always been able to poo in it.
>Currently India is dependent on NASA’s ISS-RapidScat
>rapidscat
>>75026043
what made them stop using it?
MEEEEMMMEEEEE
MAAAAGIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC!!!!
It has a few interesting functions as well.
>>75023164
>implying Brazil is any better
You are basically the India of the Americas.
>>75026725
>what made them stop using it?
Caste system, most likely.
Hindudindu society created their own subhuman group outside of their caste system, but still within its hierarchy, whose duties include handling uncleanliness.
Any act that would involve trying to sort out their shitty mess by hand would be nothing short of dishonoring oneself, should actual members of any caste decide to divulge in it.
TL;DR: As long as there is no efficient technological solution that would automatize sewage system completely, Hindudindus will continue to excrete all over the beloved soil of their motherland.
I'd wager that it would be easier to try and teach Africans how to shit in the toilet.
>>75027063
You're thinking of Suriname, which has an majority of people who immigrated from India.
>>75027051
>Toilet services
If only it wasn't an edit...
>>75023102
PRAISE KEK
>>75024996
Yea, they were grappling with existentialism and other philosophy before the western world. India has a billion people, I wager at least 200 million of those people are quite advanced but the poor shitters are holding them back.
>>75027755
why don't they just make the untouchables the sewer workers like the sewer mutants are in futurama?
>>75028494
Because that would still only cover public toilets whereas having one in your own house would remain out of question for as long as you have to touch it in order to use it.
>>75023102
We will wipe your space achievements with poo.
>>75023102
>SCATSAT
>SCAT
lmao
>>75023102
The article also says that NASA will be using our SCAT.
>>75023102
Extraterrestrial poo hurricanes forecasted globally for the whole month. Please find shelter as only Australians have immunity to this storm as 24/7 shitstorms have occurred on the continent for millenniums.
>>75024476
no way that's real
KEK
>>75024476
>>75024476
>scat-o-meter
That has to be an edit holy shit.
>>75028867
>>75029226
Fuck, I thought you were aiming for 2050 to overtake us?
Tonight I shall wake in fright from a dream in which India is the only superpower.
>>75026457
Except the North is now where everyone poos everywhere but the loo, while the south is comparatively clean and well-run.
>>75026725
They invented it, so they've had it longer than anyone else. They've evolved beyond the need for it.
But really, stuff just changes I guess. Japan didn't even invent the toilet until someone from the Tang Dynasty in China showed them, now today China practices open defecation while Japan makes the world's most advanced toilets.
>>75029271
poorricanes?
>>75024476
>will provide toilet tracking service to India
Wait WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>75024476
NERVERMIND. Nice edit
>>75029799
Superpower with 1.2 billion assholes. We will make the poo rain biatch!
>>75029982
t. poo
>>75029982
Given the amount of deformed babies with 6 butts and 12 arms, I'd raise that estimate to about 1.5 billion.
>>75023102
found a picture of it
holy shit
>>75030218
We will turn the star spangled banner into the poo spangles banner.
>>75026725
Toilet witches.
>>75030325
I bet you won't be that disrespectful tomorrow when I am having computer troubles.
>>75030754
Nah, I wouldn't. I will be Ryan/Adam/Michael that time and not the superpowered pajeet.
>>75031083
>scaterlite stops working
>need to launch pajeet to turn it off and on
>>75031775
You can turn them on and off from earth, but you wouldn't know because you are a nation of asylum seekers and prisoners.
>>75032132
>what is christmas island?
>what is the difference between prisoners and convicts?
>what is a toilet?
>>75032527
>what is christmas island?
Christmas island, yeah if christmas is about deadly animals and huge spiders.
>what is the difference between prisoners and convicts?
There is no difference when both are australians
>what is a toilet?
Australia is a fancy word for British toilet, THE MORE YOU KNOW!
>>75032132
India is a great civilization with a richer and longer history than literally any other nation. The Bhagavad Gita is a epic poem that is arguably unpeered.
That said, it is pretty funny how oblivious Indians can be when it comes to humorous translations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit
Kek delivers
>>75023102
PooSat-1 would of been better.
>>75029854
That's a lie m8, hindu dominated areas are the areas with massive D.S.S.
>>75023102
>ScatSat-1
The primary payload of satellite is a scattometer
indians comfermed for looking for new places to shit
>>75033502
Yup, that's true.
>>75023102
ScatSat-1
What is even happening???
The fabric of reality is tearing
>>75033994
What's the longest indian name you've ever heard?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-36366733
taj mahal literrally covered in shit, turns green
>>75034124
South Indians usually have very long names, some of them even use the first name of every ancestor they can remember.
>tfw the indian space program will just be used to shit in orbit and in 20 years earth will be sporting a brown saturn-like ring around it
thanks panjeet
>>75029226
Designated shitting orbit
>>75035463
Feel safe Canada, our SCAT will be watching over you
>>75024476
>Shitstorm pajeet
>>75026457
You have India where you can live under Islam in the north or poo in a satellite dish in the south. Which would pol choose?
1-3 born in Pakistan
4-0 born in India.
>>75036763
India is not living under Islam.
>>75023102
Meme magic strikes again
>>75031775
>scaterlite
>>75024476
>DESIGNATED
>satellite
>launch
>poo
>>75023102
is that the satellite? it even looks like it has a poo hanging off the left side there
>>75023102
The first post on here in 48 hours to make me kek IRL. Well done, lad.
>>75028867
The real question is how many Poodians will be clinging to the outside of the satelite like it's a fucking rail car.
>>75037711
The more the better for us. At least we will get rid of them for once and all.
>>75033107
>ID: Tea
Get to it chap, grow our tea.
>>75023102
Superpower by 2020, boys.
How can we be sure it is not a weapon of scatalogical destruction?
>>75024476
I'm fucking dying
>>75023601
POO ON MOON
>>75027755
>Caste system, most likely.
This is why we need egalitarianism. If we adopt a class-driven society then one day we will end up pooing in the streets.
>>75023102
Meme magic wins again
>>75023102
>mfw it's real
>>75026610
underrated
>>75023102
Stereotypes tend to play themselves out
>>75033566
Checked
>>75039737
you can clean the streets but the best part about the caste system is that the retardish low caste people can never assume power. This is why we don't have liberal cucks like Britain and US do.
>>75040320
Well yeah having a slave class would obviously be amazing for a multitude of reasons, but a symptom of an advanced, forward thinking, nationally cooperative culture it aint.
>>75040320
isn't your genocidal pm a dalit?
>>75040584
Nope. Mudslim genocide counts as a public service here.
>>75040529
India wasn't even supposed to be united until we find out how much we hated the British rule.
>>75040667
We usually refer to them as chamar from where I'm from
I've never really heard the word dalit irl
>>75040733
You're welcome m8.
>>75040784
Dalit is the word they use to describe themselves they think it's respectable. They will be always Chudas and Chamars for us.
>>75023102
>Provides weather forecasting
>literal shitstorms
