>be me
>live in rio de janeiro
>go to the beach
>see two german girls sunbathing on the sand
>they decide to go for a quick swim at the sea
>leave all of their belongings on the sand unguarded
>walk there
>take theirs two backpacks and leave unotticed
>go home and analyze my profits
>two I-phones and two wallets full of euros and reais
God how I love those european tourists.Why are they so guilable and easy to rip of? if you are european please do come to the Olympics games,I would love more easy money.
>>75002025
They're not used to living with niggers like your vagabundo Q.
>>75002025
I did almost the exact same thing on San Diego beach, except I only made like 50 Euros. Germans and Dutch seem to be the easiest to pull this off with.
>>75002025
Where we live (atleast where I live) people don't rob.
Here people don't even close their doors
>>75003901
I mean lock their doors damnit
>>75002025
good job bro I hate Europeans
>>75003898
>>75002025
Stealing is wrong.
>Implying anyone in Rio is intelligent enough to end up on 4chan.
>>75003901
People in Hungary confirmed for being born in barns.
>>75002025
Go back to your jungle, shit smelling ape
>>75002025
In Europe, we generally don't steal from each other. We believe if you work for something you can have it. If I go to France and sit in a nice cafe in the country side. I can happily leave my backpack and go inside order, come out, have a walk around the vineyard and be sure my backpack is still there.
This is only untrue in large European cities where Europeans are dwindling now.
>>75003760
/thread
>>75002025
OP, what punishment would I get for killing a thief in Brazil?
>>75002025
stealing is degenerate
>>75004349
>We believe if you work for something you can have it.
Tell that to your tax rates
>>75004115
>The Eternal Leaf
Please kill yourself Ontarian
>>75004324
only if you come with me
>>75002025
European tourists only fault is that visiting 3rd world countries whose people haven't got enough intelligence to understand abstract ideas such as law and morality. You can add those 3rd countries all of South America, Africa, Turkey and Russia.
>>75004157
>implyng you have to be inteligent to end up in a autistic asian board
I only steal from european tourists, and is the easiest job ever,I just head to the beach, see target, take their stuff without them seeing and go home with close to 500 euros after resselling the loot.
>>75004443
A medal.
>see girls' possesions lying out in the open
>take it
>HUEHUEHUEHUE I FOOL'D U, EUROPEANS ARE SO GULLIBLE, I AM A MASTER CONMAN
wow
>>75004634
Nice to see that a roach understands his own country's inferiority.
Niggers like OP are why I can't go the beach by myself.
>>75004443
5-10 years in jail, where you would get you nordic ass raped by a bunch of niggers, so not a good idea
>>75004634
No memes. Is Turkey a shithole?
>>75002025
>>75004730
>Implyng that I only do this with girls and that this was the first time I did this
It is just so easy, you can barely call it stealing. If I did it everyday I could earn 3000 euros a month just by hanging around on the beach.I dont see many norwegians here though but I would love if they came for the olympics
>>75004973
It depends which country you are comparing and which part of Turkey you are comparing. If you are looking from Western Europe, Turkey is like Mordor, but if you looking from Middle East Turkey is like heaven. Aegean cost (İzmir, Dardanels etc.) and particular districts of İstanbul is good place to live.
>>75004634
Turkey too? Damn, was actually planning on visiting Alanya later this year.
The people seemed very nice and considerate, but then again, I'm not your regular European tourist.
I lock every door at all times and never leave any valuable items anywhere but my pockets, and I live in a place where everyone leaves doors unlocked.
Good for you, you probably needed it more than they did. In the end they'll be back in Europe, have insurance money for their stolen things, but you'll still be trapped in your shithole.
>>75005411
Yes,The frog gets it, in the end everybody wins
>>75002025
>>be me
>>live in russia
>>go to the black sea beach
>>see two ukranian girls sunbathing on the sand
>>they decide to go for a quick swim at the EU
>>leave all of their belongings on the sand unguarded
>>walk there
>>take their stuff and leave unotticed
>>go home and analyze my profits
>>two coalmining regions and one crimea full of tartars and military ports
God how I love those european tourists. Why are they so guilable and easy to rip of? if you are european please do come to the soccer world cup 2018, I would love more easy lands.
>>75002025
We are used to live among humans, not huehues.
>>75005590
Nobody goes to Russia to sunbathe.
>>75005356
Well, Turkey is not obviously as dangerous as Brazil. Unlike Brazil we have a functioning state. But you should be carefull
>>75005715
Russia is still in it's growing period, wait and see our empire when sun never sets.
>>75004634
Come on, been to Turkey a few time, left my shit on the beach no problem all the time, even Turk friend of mine was like he'd doubt someone would rob our shit.
>>75005756
>Unlike Brazil we have a functioning state.
>>75004489
fuck you western dick
>>75002025
And that is why you are a nigger and your country is literally a 3rd world meme. Seriously. You are such an actual nigger you don't grasp the significance of what you just said.
Those girls grew up in a place free of niggers and nigger behavior. Probably free of all non-whites in fact. Pretty easy to spot, like you were able to. See, they are used to living in an actual functioning society, sorrounded by white people.
It's hard to explain to subhumans, but I will give it a shot. When white people live together for long periods of time without war or famine, and without the burden of niggers, they develop incredibly successful societies free of petty nigger crimes, like stealing cell phones from random people on the beach. I live in a nigger free village and it's very common for people to leave UPS deliveries outside their door for days. Or to leave their car unlocked or front door unlocked. I had a damn PC sit outside my condo door for two weeks once as my neighbors went about their lives and walked right past it. Why? Because there are no niggers here. No one is gonna steal my shit.
This trust and integrity is part of what allows whites people to build successful first world nations. A community free of thievery and distrust is a community that will flourish.
These poor girls have no real experience with niggers, and believed the kike propaganda that everyone is the same. For them, it would be racist to hide their phones just because they are around a bunch of hue hue apes. For me, it's common sense. Around blacks, don't relax.
But don't worry, they have learned. Deep down they know the deal now. And will never feel the same about subhumans. They will never get back that innocence.
Congrats. You committed petty theft for some shitty phones. You literally are bragging about behaving like a nigger. Why brag? Look at your flag. It's expected with your kind. A dog makes a mess in the house. A Brazilian behaves like a nigger. It's nature.
![funny_memes_top_kek_donald_trump-616780[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LLtZBlz.jpg "funny_memes_top_kek_donald_trump-616780[1].jpg")
>>75005590
>>75005756
I am always careful when not behind locked doors, whether it's here in rural Norway or in Rio.
Honestly, I'm only worried about islamic terrorists and just being closer to ISIS territory, but I keep getting told they're probably more likely to strike at Oslo central station than in Konaklı of all places.
>>75005963
see>>75005756
>>75006115
Putin knows more than anyone Turkey is a functioning state
serious question though,are all europeans like that or just the tourists? because for now I am serious considering to go on a two months trip there and steal directly from the source.If i am luck I could cover the cost of the entire trip and still make quite a bit of money
>>75004459
It's worth it.
You pretty much always get universal healthcare, affordable education and great police departments.
I'm getting a educated, healthy and safe society for just 40% of my paycheck. How cant you see that its totally worth it?
>>75006505
>great police departments
Holy shit you people live in delusion.
>>75006505
>>75006598
Oh thought you were Mexico my bad.
>>75004157
Protect ya neck, nigga
>>75006246
ISIS directly attacked Turkish tourism by bombing Sultanahmet where Hagia Sophia, Blue Mosque and Grand Bazaar is. They might attack again. But i dont think they would attack Alanya. Their targets are well chosen.
>>75006327
Free Kurdistan when?
>>75002025
Stealing an iPhone is pointless now. As soon as they report it stolen, the carrier sends the phone a signal and it is never able to connect again. Nobody will buy that shit from you. It's basically an iPod now and nobody wants it because they want the one that comes with a phone.
>>75006741
you can still sell it for the parts in Rio.Gets you a nice 100 dollars per phone
>>75005350
Are there many turks in turkey? because that's what would put me off.
>>75006974
Iphone parts are worth mere pennies, it's the brand that people buy.
>>75006400
We can go on vacation together, I'll bring my rope and we'll have a great time.
>>75006710
I think Bataclan during an Eagles of Death Metal concert was a rather bizarre choice for their biggest massacre in western Europe, though.
>>75003898
kys
>>75006717
now if you promise to move every kurd there
>>75007293
turkey is a butifel place, problem is that its full of t*rks.
South West turkey is my favorite place on earth. Ancient Caria and around. Its nature, the historical places etc. Literally heaven. Problem is it is infested with turkish-kurdish predatory vendors, seasonal workers, construction-tourism mafia...
>>75006216
thanks for the moral lesson,but as long as they kepp being guilable folls, I will keep doing it.Can actually live of these robberies,on my best month i got close to 3000 dollars just doing this.If you would be kind, please come here for the olympics.
>>75004349
>In Europe, we generally don't steal from each other. We believe if you work for something you can have it.
>socialists are actually this cognitively dissonant
>>75006505
How cant you see that its totally worth it?
you pay for things you dont even need and have fewer choices i am free to pay for the things i need with my money and still get better options without having to pay for everyone else at the same time
also its the law that you are treated regardless of insurance if you are taken to a hospital, no one dies on the street here
and we have the best cancer survival rates in the world
>>75007502
sounds fun ameribro, this rope is for the europeans r-right?
>>75008229
Its a trade-off. You sacrifice a portion of your purchase power and in return you get social benefits. and tbqh you have those too, its ont like you are not socialist its just that you are less socialist. For example You also pay for socialist police and socialist firemen, protecting the community i.e. everyone else; you are sacrificing a portion of your income for those social benefits.
I'm not talking about which one is "better or efficient" whether a privatized police force is bad or good is another debate. My point is different, I understand where you are coming from but do understand their side too. Europeans rather have it that way and you rather have it your way. Its just different philosophies
just my two cents as an outsider to both.
>>75005356
> Alanya
> People seemed nice
My personal experience of Turkey was pretty bad, even if its a somewhat secular muslim country they are still very strict and conservative compared to western standards so you will primarily be meeting turkish males when spending time outside, their women are probably at home locked into cages after 18 pm.
And turkish males reminded me extremely much of our shitty arab immigrans here in Sweden. Hyper aggressive and pretty rude, no respect for women who doesnt cover themselves in sheets. And they looked identical to arabs t b h, swarthy, hairy, skinny and short.
In Alanya they will try to scam you for as much as they can in every shop, selling fake shit which they claim is real, charging more than they charge locals etc
>>75008876
>outsider to both
what do yall do in turkey?
our police and firefighters are local taxes not federal, im just trying to point out that you can get more of what you want if you take the money up front rather then let daddy government do it for you, and is the reason centralized systems always need new tax bases bc there is more waster and potential for corruption
but yeah different things for different folks, but the question was why dont we like it
>>75002025
And then you guys complain when they call you apes or macacos.
>>75008876
This is why US of A has 55,805$ gpd per capita and EU has 32,400$ gdp per capita. Also remember How much money did US of A give to yurop after ww2 in order to rebuilt yurop. Socialism is inefficient as fuck without exception.
>>75009237
Yes, but this shit I can deal with to a certain extent. What I don't want to deal with is everything related to violence and robbery.
>>75009733
I dont mind it as long as they keep bringing that sweet european money to Rio de Janeiro
>>75010265
what a fucking nigger you are m8
>>75010265
Hopefully Bolsonaro will come to remove you little shits
>>75010404
Please come to Rio Olympic games,I love swedish tourists
>>75010265
Why should you feel bad? You deserve it
>>75009744
>This is why US of A has 55,805$ gpd per capita and EU has 32,400$ gdp per capita. Also remember How much money did US of A give to yurop after ww2 in order to rebuilt yurop. Socialism is inefficient as fuck without exception.
>>75002025
darwin is gonna darwin. if you're dumb enough to get robbed/pickpocketed you deserve it. who the fuck leaves their shit lying around anyways, especially on a crowded beach full of strangers.
>>75010516
>Implyng a rogue politician with less than 2% of the population votes can actually win
Even if he won,I am a professional and i dont get caught.I am not your average brazilian robber.I choose my victims with perfection and they dont even see me leaving
>>75010679
exactly based Bosnia gets it
