>be american
>go to europe
>party at a nightclub with some of your mates
>fun.jpg
>suddenly you hear someone shouting allahu akbar
>mudslime opens fire
>everyone dies except you
>critically wounded but lone survivor
>gunman gets away
>you pass out from blood loss
>wake up in hospital bed with 2 cops looking down at you
>they ask you to describe the gunman
> you say he looked arabic
>cop punches you in the face
>calls you a fucking racist
>they charge you with committing a hate crime, inciting violence, and hate speech.
> sorry.png
> you say that the gunman chanted allahu akbar before opening fire
>cops taze you and you piss yourself
>they arrest you and you are publicy shamed by the mainstream media
>all your friends and family disown you for being a racist
>all you did was describe his appearance.
Nothing funnier than these little stories made by Americans to compensate for the fact niggers and beaners infest their country...
>>75000935
>britainistan
>talking shit
>>75000935
pretty ironic coming from you Muhammad.
>>75001010
>United wewuzian empire
>talking shit
>>75000935
t. Akbar Khan Abu Laden al-Paki
>t. Hewal Babo Goran al-Surii
>>75000935
Go pay your jizya, kuffar.
>be British
>fly to America
>plane lands
>everybody claps
>go to mcDingDongs
>order a big mac
>supersize or hypersize?
>just large
>everybody claps and marvels at my physice
>visit local school
>school shooting happens
>get shot
>pass out
>get taken to hospital
>wake up
>everybody claps
>I want off this wild ride
>go home and enjoy my real chocolate, tea and relative safety.
>>75000720
>all your friends and family disown you for being a racist
I can see your eurocuck friends disowning you but your American family wouldn't.
>>75000935
pretty much agreed , america doesn´t stop at their own suffering , they want the whole world to suffer - and which is why anyone that is pro american , pro israel and pro global warfare is going to hell.
>>75001010
lol american
id rather have arabs than good for nothing niggers
little those everyone know the common wealth is just taking in niggers so that we can later assimilate and ship em to the states with the rest of you rapping fagggots
>>75001010
>>75001139
>>75001313
It takes a mass exodus of dindus and towel heads to even make it any closer to American levels.
>60% white.
>White minority by 2050
You will become a minority in your own country within your life time, within one generation. While I happily sit here in a 96% country.
>>75000720
fat
>>75000935
mohammed
>>75001155
faggot
>>75001232
roach
>>75001404
muslim
>>75000935
Allah save the Queen, m8
>>75000720
>Be Italian
>go to the US
>see pizzeria
>go to eat
>get shot
>>75001675
Who let chimpo out the cage?
>>75001369
>make a nice cuppa and sit down on your couch
>wife asks you how your day was
>fine.jpg
>suddenly your apartment door gets kicked down
> two refugees burst into your apartment
> Wtf, they are not women or children refugees
>full grown men in turbans
>they shoot you in your knee and one of them holds you down
> other refugee grabs your wife
> they rape her in front of you
> you start crying
> other refugee pulls down your pants
> you close your eyes and take it.
>>75001878
>be Serbian
>go to Italy for 7 days
>fail to find a single slice of pizza that isn't total shit
Just fucking how? Everything else I've eaten was divine, but your pizza is god-awful.
>>75001955
Are you imagining this while Tyrone has your wife and Jaun if lubing you up?
Apparently OP's pic is a cop who was shot in New York
We build them like goddamned bears I tell ya, that's all mass, dem gainz
>>75002094
>is*
Getting used to a new keyboard placement...
>>75001010
>60% mutt, rest non white colony tries to talk shit to a 87% native white homeland
Sorry anon, your memes can't cloud reality forever. It's time to look inward and make America great again.
>>75000720
>Be European
>Orders flight to the US
>Arab hijack the plane and hits WTC
>Dead
>go to england
>pick up girls left and right with my accent
>a few manlet squaddies get mad and get glassed with an ashtray
>regain consciousness in ambulance ride to hospital
>suddenly stop
>look out window
>OI WOT BONG IS IT
>everyone stops what they're doing while staring at this clock
>everyone kneels down for their afternoon prayer
>die of blood loss waiting in the ambulance
>>75002304
Sounds like a lack of European airport security to me. Not America's problem.
>>75002109
What you said reminded me of this British cop, the video always gives me a right giggle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNXUayMCvUA
>>75001369
You didn't tip anyone?
1/10
>>75001155
at least we're an empire you conceited cuck
>>75002695
You don't have an empire. The most you had was after WW2 and even then you gave up the land instantly.
>>75002030
depends on where you went. If it's a tourist area it's most likely crap
>>75001155
Pretty funny coming from swedenstan
>>75001907
the same jews that made sadiq your caliph
>>75003146
kek
>>75002788
lol, we are new Rome. we have military bases all over the world, the world follows our politics down to every detail, our culture is exported more than any other, and our military is the fattest, meanest thing the world has seen.
call it whatever you want, it's just another boring opinion by a weak and dying ancient power who's been completely usurped and outshined by your most rebellious colony.
>go to America
>everything is in spanish
Top kek
>>75001155
you're the one to talk
stop shipping minorities into Estland you fucking cunts
>>75001653
t. Muhammad muhammad
>be at dinner with my family
>Cousin says god isn't real
>smirkface.jpg
>Pull out my pocket Bible and read the verse "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God"
>He gets pissed off, visibly confused and on the verge of tears says "well so what? Its just some book, I'd trust a fact you said but not some old dusty book written by dehydrated loons!"
>Kill shit time
>Read the verse "But if you do not believe his writings, how will you believe my words?"
>Cousin is visibly breaking down, starts shaking and trembling
>He starts wheezing and sobbing uncontrollably, has to leave for the night
>Smugwinface.png
>Find out a week later he got baptized
>Mfw
What have you done to fight degeneracy?
>>75003606
That reminds me.
>Going to the US for the first time.
>Heading to JFK from Amsterdam.
>All I hear from to attendants was "Anyone need a seat belt extender?"
>I was confused to fuck. Back then I was a tubby built kid and only used 2 thirds of the belt.
>I only realised what happened until I got home since I am a dumb fuck.
That give me a giggle. The trip was fun though.
>>75002172
couldn't get your favorite spot at the local Internet Cafe you Paki fuck wit?
>>75003606
>go to Mexican resort town
>receive military escort
>>75003951
Why do you have to be so mean?
Anyways I always reserve my favorite spot at Abrakebabra beside Abudul.
>Captcha knows what a street sign is.
>>75003846
>worshipping a zombie jew
>symbolically eating his flesh as a ritual
>not degenerate
>>75004130
I remember my mate who was a officer cadet, he was over in Mexico City for a sport event. After getting shit faced he went to get money out of the machine. Turns around and there was 2 armed officers behind him. They were there to stop him being taken by the cartels.
>>75002480
adrenaline really is some shit
>>75003846
Oy vey support your """"white"""" religion thanks goyim
>>75003846
kys
I'm cancering this thread
>>75003546
>this is what burgers ACTUALLY believe
You are literally the most cucked nation in the history of nations, far harder than Germany ever was post WW2. How about you start bowing to those masters that own your lives?
>>75003680
Stop shipping your low paying workers here and driving down all the wages you fucking cunts
>>75005452
At least we don't have a muslim mayor forcing Islamic tradition in our nation's capital.
>>75005452
See, Britbong, we have yet to jail our citizens for daring to say something as mild as "those fucking Muslims" in a public space.
You lost your freedom of speech LONG ago, but the most cucked are always fast to claim they're not as cucked as the rest. Maybe Sweden and Germoney have you beat in that department, but that's it. Oh, wait, Canada now wants to jail those for anti-tranny speech that's offensive, so you can all blow each other for your inability to possibly hurt someone's tender feelings at any time. Good work!
>>75005452
oi you git, do you have your shitposting license? Unregistered shitposting is a butter knife tier violation of caliphate law.
>>75001369
no crippling hospital bill? fake
>>75003546
What happened to Rome
>>75003924
You should post more in this thread. It's really the only way to help your superiority complex, you know.
