>be browsing /pol/ for a while
>find out about the history of christianity stuff that i never knew before
> the deus vult memes etc
>decide to watch kingdom of heaven about the crusades. cause it would be based.
>turn it on. main guy is a jew in real life.
>the mayor of jerusalem *(pic related) is some creep who wears an neckbeard-tier mask
>they get hanged if they ever so much as touch an arab
>they have a chance to remove kebab before their very eyes, and could well succeed, they pussy out
what the hell why was this so cucked? the memes were a lie
Richard the "Lionheart" could have saved the holy land for hundreds of years but instead had restraint when before he had no problem publicly beheading hundreds of muslim prisoners. What was up with that dude?
>>74993395
He wore the mask to hide his leprosy
>>74993395
>the mayor of jerusalem *(pic related) is some creep who wears an neckbeard-tier mask
a) he was the king and b) he was a leper you idiot
KoH was an incredibly anti-religion movie
>>74993899
He refused to be called King in the city Jesus was crucified in, he took on the title of "Protector"
>>74993395
Didn't Christians get BTFO each Crusade?
Other than the Reconquista it was all a failure right?
>>74993395
Baldwin IV was a leper. Historically and in that flick. Didn't stop him from owning major ass in the Battle of Montgisard.
>>74995101
Babby-tier misconception
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMjUFBYEzqQ
>>74993395
That is basicaly the worst movie about the crusades. Everything about it is meant to praise mudslimes and shit on Christianity. Can't expect anything else from Holyjewd.
>>74993577
If you took it off would he die?
>>74995342
>Jews praising Islam
Doubtful
>>74994784
fair play to him
>>74995101
The First Crusade was very successful. All the others were either partial victories or complete flops.
>>74995397
No, but you'd realise he's wearing the mask for you
>>74993395
>Hibernian education
-le major is Baldwin 4th who was a leper in real life
-hanging was done in order to keep peace, which Saladin was looking for an excuse to break. Look how that turned out
You should watch the extended edition. What I disagree is their portrayal of Saladin, The man was a Tywin Lannisteresque schemer and a real sociopath. The noble saladin meme is just a meme.
>>74995625
That's very big of him.
>>74994784
That's Godfrey de Bullion. All four Baldwins did call themselves king. Sorry to burst your maple syrup bubble m8.
>>74995309
Sounds like a /pol/fag (the vid) telling me something I already knew.
Other than holding Jerusalem for some time and stopping the spread of Islam further into Europe all the Crusades were failures.
Not you mention Christians chimped out and went on a Pagan Holocaust, not that they weren't degenerate.
>>74995649
you a christian turk? noice
>>74995542
Yeah as if conquering constantinople was a flop!
>>74995745
Fri duuuuiid
>>74993577
He never wore the mask.
It was made up for the movie. Just like 90% of the movie is made up to make Muslims seem like the good guys.
>>74993395
That scene though where the army of crusaders appears from the hills with the golden cross held high gave me goosebumps but overall the movie was quite cucked.
>>74995481
Have no doubt the jew hates Christ more than it hates mudshits.
>>74995101
The Catholics thought they could fuck orthodoxy and Islam at the same time, their treachery is why Islam exists to this day.
>>74995769
Judging by your post, it's not something you already know.
And the Northern Crusades were a good thing.
>>74993395
Because it portrayed Christians as the evil ones and completely glossed over the fact that, while based loosely on historical events, Saladin actually enslaved everyone in Jerusalem afterward and didn't let them magically walk away because he was just such a nice guy.
tl;dr
Kingdom of Heaven = Christians bad, Muslims good
>>74995481
They're not praising Pisslam they're trying to demoralize Christians.
>>74995769
>the first crusade
>a failure
It was one of the most impressive military campaigns ever.
>>74995481
>Jews praising Islam as a way to shit on Christianity
Likely.
>>74995101
Well they definitely won in Spain
>>74995957
It's a decent way of portraying leprosy for a movie without getting too gross though
>>74995981
If you're talking about the 4th Crusade, that isn't even why they went to Constantinople. Some Byzantine prince got them to go there promising he'd be in power, and then he got rekt and they got stuck in a bad position.
>>74995101
No.
You have to remember history carries on.
Britain regained control of Jerusalem and the west allowed the Jews to call it their home.
So technically we won.
>>74993395
Am I missing something ?
None of the main characters is a Jew... What are you getting at exactly?
>>74993395
>>turn it on. main guy is a jew in real life.
You think Jews can't act?
>the mayor of jerusalem *(pic related) is some creep who wears an neckbeard-tier mask
King Baldwin IV you dumbass.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/baldwin.html
>>74993395
Kingdom of Heaven has fantastic imagery but it's talk of religion and its historical accuracy is pretty shit.
>>74996035
yesss
>>74995960
this
>>74995101
>>74996523
house quotes are edgy teen tier, besides the epic quote posted here forgets that human beings are driven by irrational animalistic emotions. Human beings rational lmao
