http://elitedaily.com/humor/happens-body-stop-having-sex/1486175/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=FB-EG-may16&utm_content=1486175
You lose your mind. Suprise surprise men NEED sex or they sill go crazy. All mass shooters were virgins or undersexed males.
Yet the femnazis tell us that we don't deserve pussy and will do anything to keep hookers illegal.
Why pol? What are we gonna do?
android waifus.
>>74987646
Virgin fag here. Never even kissed a girl. You think you life is messed up. I think about killing myself everyday because a girl will never love me.
Yfw a girl will fuck 25 men a public bathroom before touching your hand.
>>74987646
>What happens when you stop geting laid?????You lose your mind.
Ive never had sex so im perfectly sane
Good thing I've been having sex with my hand every day.
>>74987790
I would rather have a hooker than a sex bot but both femnazis wont let us have either anyways.
>>74987917
God. I tried no fap and thought it would help me get laid. Didn't work so now i jerk off more than ever.
Kill me god
>>74987826
and why are you a virginfag anon, was it family who kept you away from grills or is it your own behavior?
>Elite daily
>Humor
Meanwhile in reality unmarried women over 40 are over four times more likely to be on antidepressants or in therapy.
>>74987826
How old are you?
>>74987903
You don't know what you are missing
>>74987646
What is the longest you have gone without sex pol?
>>74987826
Unless you're a cripple or literally so ugly people shriek/groan when they see you, it is 100% your fault if you don't get laid.
You live in the age of free information and tinder. Read Return of Kings, stop being a self-loathing pussy, get laid. And, of course, lift and stop eating sugar.
>>74987646
Pol
How manh women have you fucked?
>>74988143
No this is a good site. Its dirceted at our age group.
>>74987826
You're not the only one anon. At least I'll be gaining wizard status soon.
>>74987790
Sexbots when.....
>>74988000
Thats BS. In the moment where science finds a way to convincingly simulate sex, they create a buisiness modell of unmatched size and profit.
They will shame that, but they'll be powerless against it and it's lobby.
Imagine a worldwide NRA that doesnt shill for the right to bear arms, but a basic human need.
>>74987646
Does this mean I can get a doctor to write me a Rx for pussy?
>>74987646
Men should control reproduction.
That is why Islam is the ultimate red pill.
>>74987826
same here, 26. at this point seeing attractive women in public depresses me greatly.
>>74988118
Well. Im just not cool and i have a small cock. I was on the tennis team and i had to shower with the other boys. I showed them my little penis and the boys told the whole school. Even girls at my college found out i only have a 3 inch penis. Its not like the other kids have monster bbcs or anything!!!
>>74988217
18 years
Lol fags
>>74988143
No its a good site.
>>74988606
Same. Going to be 26 in a few months.
Plan on living my life as a permavirgin
Never even touched a girl before
>>74988220
>Read return of kangz
>>74988812
>adding years to avoid age ban
>/humor/
Well.. looks like I should thank my waifu for keeping me sane then. Because my ex gf was doing the opposite.
>>74988953
kek, how have I not seen someone say this yet
>>74987646
Legalize prostitution. STD rates go down (hooked get regular tests and safe environment /w protection is provided), violent crime goes down, motivates ugly guys to make money so they can afford beautiful women they'd never have a chance at otherwise. The girls make a ton of money and don't get forced to continue the work when they don't want to. State can tax it and fund health care and STD research.
Literally everybody wins when prostitution is legalized.
>>74989028
Its funny because we dont get laid. At least 20% of white men are in on it.
>>74989054
This
>25 year old kissless and hugless virgin
>already planning suicide
Well, guess they right
i'm crazy as fuck
>>74987646
>What happens when you stop getting laid?????
You get used to married life eventually
>>74989054
Then why is it illegal?
>>74988195
Something that is occasionally better than masturbation? Most women lay there like a fucking log anyway or will expect loads of foreplay from you while offering nothing in return.
>>74989237
Is marriage really that bad?
>>74989247
Literally because muh bible says so.
>>74989054
Legal prostitution doesn't do any of that other than slightly reducing STD rate.
>>74987646
The easiest and safest way is to replace the school counselor with a one time use sex voucher and have local hookers petition the school board for jurisdiction over certain areas.
All young men in high school are given a voucher to bust a nut into the appointed sex counselor at some point during his high school tenure.
>>74987826
Big deal. By op's logic I would have become joker by now. Im 29.
Anyway, this is portugal so its quite common.
>>74989313
Oh, it doesn't keep hookers from getting abused by street pimps? It doesn't cause Joe Blow to get his life rekt for getting sicitation charges? It doesn't allow ugly bastards to get girls they wouldn't have a chance at otherwise?
Please. Enlighten me.
>>74988220
Most women only want chads and bbc.
At least i get why they want to fuck black dudes. They have big dicks and are super aggressive in the bedroom. Also they are super rough and can make women squirt like no white man can.
But why do they fuck chad??
>>74988801
Well most white men have a dick that is smaller than black mens. You should of said that. Maybe they would of stopped teasing you.
I used to get laid like a beast in college, then I got very sick for 4 years, no girl would want to fuck me and I lost my flirting/seduction skills.
I noticed a huge increase of neuroticism that I have to deal with every day. Luckily I know how to manage it through exercise, meditation, socializing etc, but fuck is it hard.
Thank god I started classes again and already started flirting with the girls around me.
>>74989285
A lot of it comes from the satisfaction in knowing that you are desirable and that you're good enough to conquer. It's more about maintaining a healthy ego than the pure physical aspects of copulation.
Guys don't lose it because they haven't had the physical sensation of pussy on their dick they lose it because no girl wants to go near them. That's what does the damage.
>>74989496
>black guy meme
Only a very very small number of white and asian women I know would even consider getting with a black guy (Yes, I've asked them).
I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>74989289
It's no different from dating except now she's legally entitled to half your shit and if you want to see other people, she can use that as an excuse to take your most important shit and leave while seeing other people herself.
It's unfortunate as hell since these people will die old and alone after being vampires in their desirable years.
>>74987646
An article written by a woman with a degree in television and film wrote the article, with less than 360 words with no specific source to be sited. A good part of the article is dedicated to portraying hooking up as good. This is pure shit why the hell would you put this here you fuck, goddamn I hate you OP you fucking clickbait-site shill, enjoy the $.50 put into you're account goddamn i hate you
>>74988441
>Imagine a worldwide NRA that doesnt shill for the right to bear arms, but a basic human need.
Is sex a basic need?
>>74989662
Then why do black men have the most sexual partners? Why else is cuckholding on the rise? Every black guy i know has fucked a white bitch too.
>>74989496
>Most women only want chads and bbc.
You don't have to be a stereotype. There are plenty of fat dudes that get laid on the reg.
You were probably raised to never put impositions on a woman and generally be a beta and 'nice guy.' Stop it. Why do you think it's a trope that assholes get all the girls, succeed at work, etc? The stereotype wasn't arbitrary. it comes from reality.
>>74989467
>Oh, it doesn't keep hookers from getting abused by street pimps?
Our pimps weren't niggers
>It doesn't cause Joe Blow to get his life rekt for getting sicitation charges?
We still have illegal brothels here.
>It doesn't allow ugly bastards to get girls they wouldn't have a chance at otherwise?
Generally those ugly bastards are neets and would have save 2 years+ of their tismbucks to hire one.
>>74987646
>28
>never touched a girl at all
>not gay
What's the problem here? I'm having the time of my life racking up big $$$, playing video games, and doing whatever I want. I've literally put zero effort into ever procuring a gf and I don't see what the big deal is.
Are you all just pathetic faggots who cry about their gay little feels or am I just a sociopath?
mexico is much more violent than the usa, and there are prostitutes everywhere. try again.
>>74989618
From what were you sick from for 4 years?
>>74989496
>>74989831
Because black women are sluts. Who has the most children out of wedlock of any race's women?
Again, not a coincidence.
>>74989882
Lyme Disease that went undiagnosed. I had it for 3, but I needed a whole year to recover after the bacteria was killed.
celibacy is the ultimate red pill for those who can do it, if not, abstinence until marriage is, but the problem is modern marriage is barely marriage anymore.
>>74987646
joke's on you, i never started getting laid
>>74987646
>Believing this shit.
Yeah, it's not set up to paint all men as rapists, right?
Riiiiiight?
>>74989761
It's not a need, but it is a compulsion that is implicit in the human condition.
>>74989662
Yea thats what they say to a Potential beta provider. But when you are at work she will be at home with bbc. I have seen MILLIONs of videos in this shit. Cheaters its like once every 3 espiodes. White woman love bbc. Why esle did your wife want an open realthionships with tyreke?
>>74989831
>most partners
The majority of black girls are degenerate sluts in case you haven't noticed.
>every black guy
You keep fishing you're bound to catch something.
If you go to a bar and hit on every single girl there, you're going to score ebentually, even if you're a grotesque Quasimodo.
>>74988335
>>74988843
The fuck?
>>74989755
Seems legit tho.
>>74990042
It wasn't when people got married young and actually followed religious teachings. EVERY religion on earth teaches that sex outside of marriage/reproduction is bad.
it wasn't until Jews normalized sexualized culture that it was even considered thinkable to TALK about sex outside your own marriage bed.
>>74989851
You can start arguing at any time. You literally refuted none of my points.
>>74987646
You are all posting in a shill thread
>>74989832
> There are plenty of fat dudes that get laid on the reg.
only with the fattest, ugliest girls. whats the point?
just masterbate, you fucking idiots
>>74990052
Ok Schlomo, you got me. Keep depressing these impressionable young minds. They might believe your bullshit.
>>74990076
>shotgunning machismo into a room
The enabling difference here is that a black guy can wash off rejection with her being racist. White guy's don't have that kind of fallback.
Fathers should really teach sons how to deal with rejection and how to spot bullshit. Everything else can be worked out through time.
Has it been a while since you got some?
It’s well-known having an active sex life leads to several health benefits, but did you know abstaining from sex can actually be bad for you?
A nonexistent sex life can affect you both physically and mentally. Less bladder control, depression and erectile dysfunction are just some of the side effects you may experience if you resist getting busy.
For those of you leading sexually active lives, keep up the good work! You’re healthier than the rest.
According to several researchers, those hooking up two to three times a week experience a slew of benefits, including boosts in mood, lower blood pressure, better immune systems, less stress and improved intimacy in their relationships.
For those who are single, going through breakups or in relationships that are stale in the bedroom, hang in there. Dry spells happen to the best of us, and it’s up to you to break the spell and get physical again.
Watch the video above for some motivation to get down (and dirty), and be safe!
That's the whole thing ITS NOTHING do something else.
>having sex before marriage
I can't fathom men that get depressed from being undesirable in this modern world of trashy women. It's incomprehensible to me. If a sick degenerate wants you, you're probably doing something wrong and sinful in your life. If it's just a physical thing, and you've never talked, that's one thing. But if they still want you even after having a conversation with you, she's either a good whoilesome girl, or you're a sinner.
>>74990232
>he thinks sex and masturbation are just as good as each other
Not surprised that someone on 4chan thinks this.
>>74990097
i thought i was the only one that noticed that.
that site is fucking cancerous.
>>74990232
>masterbate
You'll go blind. Then you'll forget how to spell masturbate
Oh so this is the thread the cuckshill went into.
>m-muh dick tho white goy- guys
>>74990319
Your a pussy if you cant get laid dude.
>>74990199
Not true at all. Again, it's painfully obvious you refuse to operate in reality.
Now, if you're 600 pounds and morbidly obese, then that's another issue. But you can be pretty fat and still get pucci if you dress well and don't act like a bitch.
Start by imagining that anytime something bad happens in a social situation with a girl, it's her loss. You're better than her. That's how you have to think about it.
>>74987646
What the fuck are you on about? Never see a feminists wanting to make hookers illegal.
>>74987646
Kek.
In my country feminists are pro-prostitution
>>74987646
>humor
>>74990397
When why cant white men fuck as many women as black men?
>>74990297
That's correct. Inability to deal with rejection is the primary demotivator for betas. Most betas could get laid np with a little practice, they just don't try out of fear.
>>74989390
Common??
![54db84db3462b_10433110_910351622322375_5259147279409099734_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJMoCRy.jpg "54db84db3462b_10433110_910351622322375_5259147279409099734_n[1].jpg")
>All these NEETs with nothing to lose
White nationalist mujaheddin, when?
>>74990397
While you made this. Black men were getting laid.
>>74988441
>implying shooting guns is not a human need
>>74989390
I always assumed Portugal was sex crazed like the rest of Southern Europe. At least I can blame Victorian values for my sexual failures
>>74990398
Agreed, sex is easier than ever to get nowadays. Any ugly guy with no personality can get laid if he just gets off his ass and talks to someone. But it's a sin to have sex outside of marriage, and, even religion aside, the more partners you have, the less likely your marriage is to be stable when you do get married. If you're a decadent fool and don't want to get married, nor care for the effects such widespread action will have on society, then it doesn't matter. Go out and sin.
>>74990533
Ugh this board is fucking cancer and is starting to worry me with the shit being posted here. You guys are way too fucking edgy and I don't want anything to do with you.
>>74990397
If all women crave white dick, then why can't /pol/ get laid?
>>74990500
>>74990556
>why can't white men get AIDs from sleeping with every sheboon on the block checkmate
oh you
Remember your most basic animal instincts are what it most important. Look at how successful niggers are.
>>74987646
>this link
>that image
fucking christ it's like opening an email from my grandmother.
I hate the internet so much. How can so many people use such technological wizardry on a daily basis and yet be so ignorant
>mfw women would literally rather be killed than to give a virgin a chance
I hate this twisted world and I would gladly press the button that ends it all had I the chance
Haven't been laid in 8 months. Been wanting to kill lately. Maybe article is right.
>>74990688
>>>/reddit/
>>74990319
Nah most 4channers are sinners of the nth degree AND not wanted by women, either wholesome or whores
>>74990500
>implying can't means won't
Not to defend his infographic since most women on those sites are expecting a white guy to have a job/money to spend.
But just because someone isn't fucking 20 women a week doesn't mean he wants to or even should. Some men actually value fucking people of worth instead of trailer park skanks.
>>74988596
Islam is right about it though.
>>74989669
>>74988217
22 years, the age I was when I lost my virginity. The longest I've gone without sex since I've been a non-virgin is 2 years now.
It's way easier than being a virgin, but going too long without it still sucks.
>>74989496
Idk but black guys get laid all the time.
>>74989669
Sup patrick
>>74989669
tfw you finally land a white nerdy cute girl.
Feels good man.
>>74987646
>What happens when you stop getting laid
You get most of this site, a bunch of frustrated people
>>74990774
Yeah, I think 24 is too old to be going on 4chan anyway.
>>74988217
17 years......Thats when i first got laid
Is there a level beyond wizard?
>>74988217
Right now I'm at 2 years and it's pretty shitty. Longest I've gone since I started getting action.
>>74990858
I think that one pop is genuinely enough for most people to get over the anxiety of being a virgin. It'll probably cause all kinds of other problems, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Most of that virginity angst could be alleviated if they just had sex. It's really not some end all be all of human existence. Definitely not something worth obsessing over. But only after you've done it once at least does that anxiety evaporate.
>>74989300
This.
Though bible say that fornication is illegal, and yet most pseudo-conservatices don't care
>>74989894
>>74990076
And white woman arent whores as well? Thr average one fucks 10 men. More than likely bbc as well.
Just admit that blacks fuck more women than whites. Then we can figure out how we can fuck as many women as they do.
>>74988217
I'm at 23.5 years and going strong.
Going to hit that 30 and become a wizard!!
>>74987646
>Jews actually attempt to use the placebo effect to make people not breeding like morons and #GivingTheirMoneyToWomen ill.
LOL No.
Nice try, kike.
>>74990433
i think you're being delusional. girls literally have dozens of attractive men trying to fuck them every single day, even ugly girls. no way she gives any attention to an unattractive/man man unless he's rich or famous.
>>74988801
>horseface loves black guys
>>74991170
>wanting to fuck as many women
That's what's wrong, moron. Sex isn't hard to get. A fulfilling relationship is.
>>74991170
Fuck off cuck posting faggot
>>74990578
this.
>It's not degeneracy, it's a NEED! I HAVE to sleep around and fuck hookers, or else I'll DIE!!
Fuck, you guys are just as weak and repulsive as the fatties who scream that they will die if they eat less than 5000 kcal per day.
>>74991224
It's pretty well established that having sex regularly is very healthy for you while not having sex is relatively unhealthy. I feel it and I totally get what they're saying.
>>74988217
1 month
Pic related
>>74987646
>I'm entitled to sex or I'll kill a bunch of people!!!
Wow, autism thread, I guess
>>74991008
GRAND WIZARD
>>74990806
Im willing to bet that you couldn't fuck 20 women in your life.
>>74989852
You probably have low testosterone, not a sociopath at all.
Americans tend to have high levels of estrogens these days anyway, só you're not a big deal at all
I haven't been laid in nearly a year and losing my fucking mind. Luckily work, hobbies, and friends are keeping my sanity somewhat in check... however now my subconcious is going mad because im having dreams about fucking some QT's.
>>74991404
Me after 1 year
Me after 3 years
Me after 8 years
>>74988217
I've achieved the rank of Arch Mage.
I will one day become a Lich.
Me after 14 years
>>74991509
stop doing that
>>74991448
>couldn't
Again, you're conflating couldn't with wouldn't. If I had to fuck 20 women just to find one worth keeping, I'd be more depressed by the state of society than my sex appeal.
>thinks fucking 20 women is actually difficult
What are you, 17? Not everyone on pol is a virgin or even hard up for sex.
Me after 20 years and occasionally able to Astral project into netherealm
>>74990630
Portugal is cold as fuck.
They have nothing to do with their spaniard neighboors
>>74991504
Same boat man except I'm at 2 years. You;'ll ge tit back. I'm not saying that I can't control my sanity, but it certainly takes more effort when you aren't getting hot pussy
>all these normalfags complaining over not getting laid in a few months or a year and talking about how "CrAzY!!" they feel
>they still have friends to take their minds off of it
Oh little norms
If only you knew just what despairs the human mind is capable of concocting
Me after 28 years
After 40 years
>>74987903
Aw man, it is literally the best thing ever.
>>74987646
this goes for women too. Once they've been penetrated there is no going back. Most feminists just need a good dicking
Me after so many years that time has stopped. I have found my true purpose.
How do you guys find it so hard i'm only 20 and iv'e already had two 2 year relationships and slept with 11 girls.
>>74991752
I've been a loser like you before, but I did something about it. Don't get an air of superirority because you suck at life you fucking retard.
>>74991371
>Another kike.
No it isn't.
>>74987646
>>74988089
Same. I have a 7.5 incher and I'm relatively fit (meaning I don't lift but I'm not fat and I almost have abs). I won't have sex before marriage either which means the girl I marry will never know the difference between dicks. I'd give a few inches away to help one of you if I could desu
A real life pic of me after transcending time and space. Hell is only a word, the reality is much much worse.
>>74989662
theyre afraid to admit it desu
>>74989669
Lol. The b8man
>>74991868
This is basic medical knowledge and it's not my fault that you don't know it. Regular sex has significant health benefits.
>>74991796
Would you fuck me? Goodbye horses then
>>74990358
This thread is being taken over by shills for some reason.
>>74991509
>>74991561
>>74991590
>>74991620
>>74991759
>>74991796
>>74987646
http://elitedaily.com/humor/
>humor
lol
>>74991369
500 kcal
500,000 calories
wew lad
are calories different in metric or something?
>>74991796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
would you fuck me
i would fuck me
>>74991752
4chan is full of normies now
>>74989669
This should be everyone's routine.
I don't know why people push this idea that "sexual pleasure is super important to have a happy life". It isn't.
There is no kind of pleasure that guarantees a happy life.
Actually, you could even argue that having sex for pleasure's sake harms happiness in the long run.
The problem with "depressed virgins" is not that they don't have sex. Many people in the history of the world did not have sex and were OK with it. The problem with them is that our society tries to paint sex as the most important thing in life (or second most, after money) and the ones that end up not having it feel like huge failures due to it.
>>74992007
The Joke writes itself Pajeet.
How'd the SCAT satellite launch go?
>>74989852
This.
Honestly, it's gotten to the point where when I make eye contact with a girl in public or get messages from girls on OkCupid, I talk myself out of engaging them. Either my standards have gotten unrealistically high, or I just don't give a fuck anymore about wasting my time on chasing them.
If I find a nice woman that has the same general views as me and isn't a dishonest whore, and is interested in me, that's great. Otherwise, I'm having the best time of my life right now just pursuing my own interests and jerking off a few times a week to keep my mind on track.
Every time I blow a load, I am immediately grateful I can go back to doing what I want instead of having to awkwardly deal with a stupid girl I wanted to put my dick in, who's now still in my bed and I no longer care about. I've had escorts too, and at the end of it I always just feel like a wasted a few hundred dollars on fucking a piece of meat that hundreds of other dudes have fucked.
Maybe I've already gone insane from chronic isolation, but if this is what insanity feels like, I love it.
>>74989832
i dont believe this meme. you can just fuck a hooker if it's all about sex.
if i gotta put impositions on a btch (and i do) i cant love her. im in a relationship now and fucking hate every second of it.
>>74990052
Consider the "dreaded classism" "trope".
You ever been near the wealthy? Ever even visited a golf course? You'll notice the stipulations of getting daddy's money is: dressing like a stiff cunt, playing tennis or equestrian and marriage into another wealthy family. The types of grillz you're fantasizing about are already out of your reach, Anonkun, unless you DO something about it. There, what's left, for you, =MEDIOCRE!!
Now that you've been yet again told the pussy on the pedestal truth, you should act like Jamal and go feral on some gash. 1:28 is the anyday statistic, treat it like business, buy a whore a drink after she's had 2 already and ask her about something stupid, or open with are there any coworkers of hers into ___. A loaded question, with no direction, can be answered with "fuck those cunts" to well idk, meanwhile setting your dick on the table for market.
Well it's different in every city, state and country.
But now too different.
Happy hunting.
>>74991142
>I think that one pop is genuinely enough for most people to get over the anxiety of being a virgin. It'll probably cause all kinds of other problems, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Yeah I mean I had sex many more times with that same woman but the first one is seriously lifting the monkey off your back. All those questions get answered, so on and so forth. It feels like a rite of passage if nothing else. And there will be other problems but all of a sudden they feel more manageable. When you've got more experience under your belt sex becomes much more fun when you know what you're doing and aren't a nervous wreck like the first time. That first one actually winds up being one of your worst from an enjoyability standpoint, even if it is the most important one in that stage of your life.
>Most of that virginity angst could be alleviated if they just had sex. It's really not some end all be all of human existence. Definitely not something worth obsessing over. But only after you've done it once at least does that anxiety evaporate.
Guys do get too carried away with obsessing over it naturally, but there's a good reason, and it's because it is great. Once you've done it, that pressure is gone, but then you want more because it was fun and you just want to get even better at it. In my opinion it is worth obsessing over if it's getting to a point (age) where your virginity is becoming a relevant factor. Still, you're right, it's not the pinnacle of human existence.
>>74987826
You must lift anon.
>>74990806
Im sorry i have never had sex with a woman like 20% of white males. But i
Have talked to them and hung out with them.
If your not fucking them what are they good for exactly?
>3DPD
Gross.
>>74987646
>tfw you move to a new city and have to find new qts to fugg
Can confirm that it drives you crazy
>>74991866
Let me guess, sometime around 20 you started lifting weights and just bein urself
Adorable, really
>>74988217
Since I started having sex? My longest dry streak was maybe 3 months.
>>74992007
Poo in .... I forgot the rest.
>>74992017
1000 cal is one kcal is 1 dietary calorie which is the one on food labels.
>>74991170
This is WRONG
and
Never trust a Nigger
>>74992034
Yes I would.
>shoot up college
>sorry officer, I was denied sex for too long
>not convicted because being a virgin is now classified as a mental illness
state mandated girlfriends when?
>>74990300
Article is nigger shit. It doesn't explain anything and just says "according to some [insert vague expert title here]".
What the fuck happened to journalism Jesus fuck
>>74987646
>According to several researchers, those hooking up two to three times a week experience a slew of benefits, including boosts in mood, lower blood pressure, better immune systems, less stress and improved intimacy in their relationships.
>lower blood pressure
>boosts in mood
>better immune systems
>less stress
>improved intimacy in their relationships
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>>74991322
Hey im just stating the facts I don't like it either.
>>74992107
Are you me? It's the age old saying of you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave.
25 year old GF-less virgin here. Never had a GF, never had sex; not even a handjob or blowjob. Basically no sexual activity.
Tell me why I should be bothered
>>74992325
I have to return some videotapes tho...
>>74988217
wizard in 3 months
>>74991310
Yea but what kind of faggot wants that? I just want a good looking woman to fuck me whenever I want and not think about bbc while she does it.
You know if a woman has tried bbc ahe will think about thier huge monster dicks while she bangs you. She may even go back.
>>74992186
No I pushed myself to socialize with different people and to step out of my comfort zone you pathetic fuck. Work on yourself and stop blaming other people
>>74989662
>mfw I'm black
>mfw I get pussy easily
>mfw when dudes don't understand that when you're not getting laid, all you want to do is be around women, and when you are getting laid, all you want to do is get away from them
>tfw I don't even care because pussys only pussy, and I get it when I need it
>my sides when I see guys bitching about NOT being around women all the time.
Trust me, you got it better than you think, women have vaginas and those are nice but then they'll start trying to play mind games with you and it all goes down here from there.
Honestly I'll help you guys out if you want solid advice with women.
1)always remember the person who loves the other person LESS in the relationship ultimately is the one that has control of the relationship. Its fucked up but it's the truth.
2)Women like the chase. They like a man that fucks them like a wild animal but shows little signs of giving a fuck about them, ergo they chase after the guy. Make her earn your attention, it's all about the push and pull. Pull her towards you and push her back, make her earn the pull back.
3)If you like a girl, show some interest and desire to fuck her but act like you wouldn't care if she doesn't fuck you. Be slightly apathetic. It'll make you seem like you have other options even if you don't. Women want men other women desire. It reinforces the princess mentality in her head and makes her feel special when she gets you.
cont.
>>74991369
Kind a true all mass shooters have been under sexed or virgins even.
>>74988217
longest dry streak was just over three years. as of right now its been 9 months
>>74992442
I thought I was alone. Same age too. Don't worry VR is going to be incredible in a few years.
>>74992017
Someone skipped Chemistry
>>74991369
Tell the beta uprising people that sex isnt a need.
>>74991939
> Regular sex has significant health benefits.
elaborate what the fuck you mean, please
>>74992097
The SCatellite was OK. Hopefully my internet and phone bills will be reduced since sending satellites will become cheaper by this research as they claim.
>>74992442
>accepting the fact that you are a genetic dead end
man the fuck up and leave you comfort zone for once you little bitch
>>74992458
That's OK I know the owner at Dorsia.
>>74992573
4)All women are sluts but they're not sluts in general, they don't want to fuck every guy, they want to be YOUR slut. They want to do slutty things for you. Validate that with her, if you don't she will seek validation from someone else. Every time.
5)Sex for men is physical, sex for women is psychological. It's not about just kissing her and touching her, it's HOW you kiss her, the WAY you touch her.
And remember it's not always about giving her the orgasm. Again sometimes she just wants to feel like a slut. So occasionally bend her over a table and just fuck her hard, take 5 minutes, take 50 minutes. The point is to make her feel like your personal fucktoy in the moment.
>tldr stop being faggots and be the alpha males you claim to be.
>>74987646
Virgin here. It's something that most people will never understand.Sometimes is not our fault but bad luck. No woman was destined for you so is always possible to be single in your life.
I'd like that normies here take this redpill but they live in a perfect bluepilled world where all guys can have a woman. I can't hate someone because she loves the red color and i'm gray.
Women don't love me and is not their fault or mine.Shit happens.
>>74988217
Im 18 and I dont know what to do with my life. All women say that im handsome but the only thing that i can say is ok thanks. I think about becoming a priest. Im Polish visiting Germany. Why the fuck not? The church is respected in Poland, and I will still remain an autist.
>>74992711
More
>>74991142
I had sex a few times in college
But that was 3 years ago now, and I'm right back to where I was before, it didn't alleviate any of my anxiety about it
>>74992720
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>74992186
Let me guess... you stayed fat to this day (late 20's)
>>74987646
move here and learn Dutch
>>74988217
Currently going 22 years, almost 23.
>>74988217
361 months
>>74987646
fap like there is no tomorrow!
>>74990519
Its not a place where you can just go to a bar and pick up someone, unless you are ridiculously gifted (either rich or with amazing physical traits).
The average joe is pretty much fucked.
Statistics will tell you otherwise, but then again, when said questionaires are performed by condom companies or sexologists, its not like many will answer no to the most important question, since the target audience is already quite experienced.
>>74992541
Wow people wanted to socialize with you?
Cute
>>74992792
Hearty chortle
Well guys, if you never have laid a girl... ...Thats pretty sad
All what you need is some intellect, thats all.
You need no muscles. You don't need to be a athlet.
You just need some intellect. If you have intellect, even virgins want you. And virgins are good waifu material, just saying.
But IF YOU HAVE already intellect, go out dude, fuck some girls, you should then know how to do it. Don't be all-day on 4nigger
Man... ...I don't know what all guys here do. Its so easy to get laid by good looking girls. You can even easily convince them to do without a condom. And bang, you're a father of some childs.
>>74992660
Sex isn't a need, really.
People are just led to believe this due to articles like OP's or people acting as if sex is the greatest good.
That's because they can't see farther than physical pleasure. They forgot the lessons of the old Greek Philosophers.
Rockstars have a lot of sex. They are also miserable people that take a lot of drugs and die very early due to that.
PUAs also have a lot of sex, with many women. They are wrecks. Some of the most famous of them tried to kill themselves.
>>74987646
4 years without touching a girl. I've accomplished a lot in these past 4 years
>>74987646
Just got laid today
>>74992573
>>74992728
Listen to the guy you spergs.
>>74992916
>a faggot frogposter is trivializing the concept of self improvement and is being smug about being a fucking loser
Seriously unprecedented. Kill yourself tonight scumbag.
>>74992850
Does't this hold for every country as well?
I don't think its Portugals thing specifically so you didn't really answered the anon's question.
>>74992664
Look it up on ncbi, it's real.
>>74992442
You dont know what you are missing. Sucks being you man. Start running, get on a diet, watch your higiene and start talking to girls. Please man, you have no idea about the marvelous world that you are not a part of.
I mean damn you really must be an autistic faggot. 25? Godspeed Anon
>>74992932
Is that you, Timo?
>>74991369
You try going 20+ years with little to no intimacy or bonding with your fellow humans.
Remember humans are social animals, look how lesser social apes react when denied bonding with their own species. They literally go insane.
>>74987646
[Best post in this thread coming through:]
So basically, /pol/ & the alt-right exists because of men who never had sex?
>>74992711
not him but same situation. doesn't it mean i SHOULD be a genetic dead end? by the process of sexual selection my reproducing would obviously be a detriment to the human species.
>>74987646
Good guys must engage in degenerate behavior, or they will lose their minds.
>>74987646
Never had trouble getting laid and I'm a fucking manlet.
Though I'm a college athlete (gymnastics) so that's probably why, gymnastics fan girls are easy to come by.
You gotta find the thing you're good at and makes you attractive to a certain portion of girls over other men.
>>74993048
>>74992932
And those two idiots are an example of what I'm saying.
Look at how they are pretending like sex is so important and how those that don't have it are failures.
>>74987826
You should meet my friend Elliot. I bet you two would like each other very much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo
I haven't got laid in a month and I'm sane so far
Fuckin cunts trying to reduce people to sex-obsessed animals
>>74993069
Yes. After 3 years of observing /pol/ i can confidently say that the anger and hatred here is in no small way fueled by involuntary abstinence.
>>74992796
I lift weights at least 4 times a week
5'11" 210 with visible abs (not shredded of course)
Next
>>74993020
No you're just a kid who likely never had it bad to start with and likes to talk like you know anything.
>>74988217
3 years. Currently 1 month cuz gf is in school
>>74993193
Dude, who hasn't sex is a failure in the today society. Its a fact. Ask some girls.
>>74992573
>>74992728
So much this.
>>74993246
Lol I'm 24 and I've suffered my whole life you /r9k/ trash.
>>74988118
fuck you woman apologizer
>>74992757
Thinking about becoming a priest and visiting 4chan are two things that should never appear on anyone's itinerary.
Gdie z Polski Anon?
>>74993246
Difference is that I've done something about my suffering unlike your faggot ass.
>>74993100
This.
You need to prove that you are in some capacity better than other men that translates to the female brain as you having better genes than most. Money works, but it's not a substitute for not being a bitch because now women don't need your money to survive.
>>74988217
26 years
>>74987826
>>74987646
26 year old virgin here. I lift a lot and am generally pretty social. I'm confident I could get most girls out there. But I have zero interest in them.
I just can't understand why people would go for 3D girls. Some don't look that bad, but they're not perfect. How the fuck do people live with this? How can you justify settling for this? I could never do it. I'd think about what I'll never have every single day. Fucking Christ, 3D disgusts me. No thank you. I'll stay alone till the day I die if it's gonna be like this.
>>74988217
I lost my virginity to a girl my freshman year of college
Got laid consistently in college
Haven't as much as kissed a girl in the 3 years since.
Partially due to breaking off an engagement
Partially due to gaining 40lbs
Partially due to choice
Partially due to not choice
>>74988217
21 years.....kill me
Treat women like shit. You will get laid. It's a cancerous way to be, but it's going to work.
>>74987826
Dam anon. How old are you?
>>74993352
Koszalin. Comfy town.
>>74993310
>Dude, who hasn't sex is a failure in the today society. Its a fact.
No, it isn't.
There are many things that are much more important than physical pleasure.
>Ask some girls.
Are you trolling? Why do you give so much weight to their opinion?
>>74993464
>>74993100
Props Acrobat bro! Had a gymnast gf for a couple years, learned me some Taijutsu. Used to spend 30m a day on my hands, developed those riblets you see on the BOSSmode dudes in movies. Keep at it!
>woman writes article about how a lack of sex literally drives men insane
>women still play dumb as to why men cheat and/or bang hookers
>>74993516
Also many of you are autists who go the nice guy route, and you go full nice guy. Never go full nice guy. Be a total fucking asshole and pussy will come to you. Do not go full asshole either. It's a push and a pull system. Pull them in, push them away, it builds their desire up since women are simple creatures. This is basic shit in a society without morals.
>>74993038
Ofc its common. Italy, for example is way more promiscuous. You pretty much had the underage hooker that fucked berlusconi selling books in the fucking television while wearing nothing but lingerie. That kind of behaviour would be unthinkable in our country.
Dont even get me started on germany and their swinging clubs or holland and their red light district. You fags have it way too easy.
