Attention all beer drinkers,
Pic related is the master race of beer. Cuckold Germans can't brew shit and it is haram anyway so they will probably shut down that industry to appease the migrants.
Feels good to be Natural Light Master Race.
OP is right, fuck all of the hipster craft beer drinking fatasses who will post in this thread. also,
>drinking beer at room temperature
>>74986168
Why are you posting a picture of soda? I don't get it.
>>74986168
Light beer is for fags
>>74986168
>natty light
it tastes like cat piss. fuck off.
>>74986168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFz8oOAPM-c
Thread confirmed for 'murrica. All other flags, GTFO.
>>74986168
You call this beer?
>>74986681
Then that makes Finland gay as fuck because all your beers like Koff and Olvi are no different.
OP probably drinks light coffee with a ton of cream and sugar too.
>>74986168
>implying
>>74986427
Craft beer is the big new hipster trend, they don't even know what a good beer is. By default they just think anything containing too many hops (estrogen loaded) is automatically great.
lmao, natty Ice. go back to your bed, lady Di
>>74986168
>Light beer
>https://youtu.be/3zvTRQr7ns8
At least post steel reserve, I prefer piss warm Pabst and a shot of wild turkey 101.
>>74986795
What the fuck are you trying to say amerinigger? Can you form a sentence that makes sense? We have no light beer here fag Its against the law
>>74986789
You wouldn't know what beer is, it's forbidden by your prophet. That, and none of you eurocucks have tried this beer before. Only American opinions matter here.
>>74986168
>not drinking Tecate, the pinnacle of refined german brewing.
>>74986881
Lol, Natty Light and Natty Ice are two completely different beers, go prep more migrant bulls.
>>74987142
>Not MGD
Both a beers for delinquent frat boys
>>74986965
That was a real sentence, but I wouldn't expect a gook to understand. Just because you don't put "light" in the names of your beer doesn't mean your shitty lagers are better. Karjala is pretty much the same as Michelob Light. Larhu is the only Finnish beer that isn't a light beer.
>>74987393
>Larhu
KEK. This fagmerican has never tasted a superior finnish beer in his life
>>74986168
>InBev product
>home offices in Germany
Wew
>>74987592
I lived in Helsinki for over a year, Karhu is your only shit beer I drink. Everything else is like drinking seltzer water.
>>74987592
> 4.6
>superior
Just one
>>74987592
here is my proof that I have had Karhu
IDK man
Sure feels good knowing that over 60% of the entire beer industry is ran by Dutch speaking people
It's also god tier Belgium beer
>>74987727
>American taste buds
Youve been swallowing too much black cum from your wives pussyhole americuck
>>74988060
How is that proof faggot?
>>74987682
Not knowing that InBev is Brazilian and just keeps its offices in Germany and Belgium.
Everyone and their grandma in the upper ranks are named João
>>74988060
open you slanty eyes a little more, there is a swimming pool in the back, Eurofags can't afford those
>>74988060
That wrist chub
>>74986168
Are we sure this poster is actually American and not a fucking Leaf or Straya in disguise? That can be the only explanation for this level of shitposting autism.
>>74986168
Careful, you might have to go to light beer anonymous with that.
>>74986965
Koff makes light beer, saw a pack once
>lager
>not ale
you're drinking literally piss
>>74988146
Lapin Kulta is even worse. Karhu is your only half decent beer. This is why Estonia is pretty much the only other country that has your beer. You can buy Budweiser and Sam Adams even in K Market in Finland. Although I have only seen them there as overpriced single bottles/cans.
>>74988146
>mfw you're serious
>>74988560
Lies
>>74988578
>muh ales
British ale is fucking garbage man
Nobody drinks Natty except for teenagers. Even broke ass adults settle for at least Coors or Bud.
>>74988189
Is Brazil in the United States?
Hmm...maybe you're just proud to be a shitskin hue.
Enjoy the Olympics and transmitting Zika to the entire planet via returning Champions.
>>74986880
Over hopping beer just means they fucked the batch up and are trying to hide the flaws, or they're hophead hipsters
>>74986965
>Paying for the fancy bottle
>>74988469
I know you want my McNuggies senpai ;^)
>All this shitty Euro fizz and light pish.
All of it is just bitter carbonated cat piss.
http://www.lbc.co.uk/nigel-farage-drinks-foul-euro-fizz-in-lbc-beer-test-109079#ooid=J2Y2V2dDrybzNXbHqlgxfkFgsM37u85l
>>74988670
most of the popular ones are yeah but you've gotta look around. I accept the fact that German/Central European ales are better anyway, I just wish I ould get my hands on them
>>74986427
>drinking shitty beer because "hipsters" drink good beer
>>74988756
Tastes better from glass tbqh senpai. All tho i dont really give a fuck unlike some of these american pansies who sip beer like women just for the taste. I drink to get drunk
>>74986168
nice beer 8/8
>>74986168
>>74988670
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
*deep breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>74988918
well isn't that the main reason to drink? I don't drink just for taste either.
>>74986880
>>74988691
I legitimately like hopped up beers, but not exclusively, need a good malty beer to clean away that after taste.
>>74988991
I prefer dark ales, doom bar is great.
But what about us, Eagle anons?
>>74988941
American beers look so fucking ugly and modern and progressive and cucky. Disgusting
>not drinking the white man's beer
>>74989085
Not an ale drinker but doom bar is great. I was a cider person but now I just go straight ahead with Stella
Who /coloradoredneck/ here?
>>74988922
This guy gets it.
>>74988941
Damn son, you just Trumped me good.
>>74989085
I had doom bar a few times when I was in pastyland
It's alright
Still not as good as local beers from my southern brethren though
>>74988918
Natty is literally marketed to people that drink to get drunk. It's like $4/6 pack or something.
>>74989108
Your Stouts are just fine, I never tried Harp lager. Smithwick's is good, and the Guinness Black Lager is too. You potatoes can join our club even if our beers are dramatically different. All other Euros gtfo.
>>74989157
Can't drink cider after I puked on it, literally triggers my gag reflex. I don't really enjoy lager but I'll settle for a Carlsberg.
>natural light
More lime Natural Piss
Drink Yuengling
>All these craft beer fedoras
If bud light platinum isn't your beer of choice, you are a faggot.
>>74988903
>5hyJw
>shy Jew
The Semites want you to drink yeasty overpriced 300cal/16oz beer, they are trying to keep the white man fat and docile. Don't listen! Drink light beer!
>>74989157
>>74989320
>Anglos
Not even once
/pol/ just gets plebber by the day.
>non czech beer
>worthy of being used for anything other than cleaning toilets
kekking
>>74989157
Ever had the Kopparberg mixed stuff? Love that and Stella. Maybe Gaymer as well.
>>74986168
Feels good to be a red blooded, hairy chested American patriot instead of some faget frat bro like OP.
>>74989110
You're a fucking bigot
>>74989355
>Light beer
Watching that girlish figure anon? Why don't you go have a wine cooler?
>>74989355
Bud light platinum is a limited edition meme beer made by some Jews in the Netherlands. I only pay for beer when I know every last penny ends up in the pocket of an American.
>>74986168
Why do you make a post about beer and post an image of piss flavored water?
>>74989153
I miss Shiner, Lonestar, and Ziegenbock.
-t. Texan expat
>>74989365
I'm 6'1", 172 lbs, and in good shape. I have about two beers a day.
>>74989292
I always buy a 24 pack so 16 dollars which is 14 euros. thats pretty fucking cheap
>>74989504
Im checking my privilige right now
>>74989355
Yes my boy
Keep buying your real American beer
>>74989433
>too much foam
At least pour it right
Real patricians drink Four Loko Gold
>>74989365
This desu senpai. Only Light Beer is approved for Aryan man
>>74986168
cz beer m8....
Pilsner Urquell.
even my dog agrees its the best beer kind.
Yes, my dog drinks beer, and only in sauna...
And yes, i take my dog to a steaming room that is 60-80 degrees centigrade.
And yes, taking dogs to a sauna is fucking normal here,...
>>74986880
>Implying all craft beer are IPAs.
>canned beer
>X light/lite
Oh my god. No.
>>74989678
Kill yourself loser
>>74989405
This is my other favourite tipple.
>>74989085
I like a Doom Bar, been a year since I've had any. Ales are delicious.
>>74989644
Preban was great for crashing college parties
>>74989433
>Can't pour it right
>hipster as fuck cuck label.
craft beer really is a jewish plot
>>74989576
I've had a shiner in Iceland before. Just wait a few years. It'll probably eventually end up where you are.
Thoughts on such things as Scotch and Whiskey?
>>74987592
>0,15 euro
>15 (FIFTEEN) EUROCENTS
what the fuck
>>74989713
I'm sorry you're a complete fucking beer pleb.
No wonder Euros think American's can't make fucking beer. Too many dumb fucks peddling piss water.
>>74988146
>>74987592
>>74986965
you dumb fucks need to try different beer than fingolian....
finnish beer is fucking catpiss compared to many, many other.
but sure as hell yank beer tastes just as pissy as fingolian sewage brew.
>>74989617
>>74989741
>What is head retention?
Plebs, plebs everywhere.
I drink this not only to honor my heritage, but because Polaks managed to make a beer better than any german ot belgian beer.
>>74986168
>Beer drinkers
>Liquid Jew Drinkers
>Jew Shills
>Degenerates
>>74989816
Famous grouse > Jameson
>>74986168
> soapy water with alcohol
Isn't American beer referred to as Pißwasser across the pond?
>Lager
>Not Ale
And you think you're a man?
>>74989838
This man gets it.
>>74989538
Mehmet, please. You don't know what beer is, your prophet said it's haram, pbuh
>>74989178
>>74989838
Yeah well a lot of us youngings can't afford a 30 rack of hipster beer for a party. But you wouldn't know what that's like because you have no life fucking nerd
>>74989838
Great fucking taste senpai
>>74988146
see
>>74988469
and kek
>>74989170
Colorado here. Don't drink shitty Coors though.
>>74989877
fuck off paki scum
>>74986168
Real men drink whiskey. Neat.
>>74989877
There is nothing Jewish about destroying original beer in favor of mass production and brand ownership my friend
>>74989838
my buddy gave me one of these once, dank as fuck
>>74989528
Keep sucking down those 12 dollar a bottle Belorussian imperial white IPA's. All your drinking buddies will think you're super cool.
How is American beer and sex in a canoe similar?
ITS FUKING CLOSE TO WATER
>>74989459
this czech beer is master race beer
german,dutch and belgian can eat shit(overated piece of shit)
>scandi beer is good (icelandic 10/10 gimme dat viking stuff)
Light beer?
Don't you mean pussy beer?
>>74989828
>Pantti
>15 cents
15 cents is what you get when you return the can to a store. You dont have this?
>>74989990
>JD
Real men drink Rum
>>74989816
I keep a bottle of George Dickel Rye handy for old fashioned cocktails, but don't usually go for hard liquor unless I'm smoking my pipe.
>>74989862
>choosing Żywiec of all piss beers we have instead of Harnaś and Tatra
>>74986168
>Beer
Kek Wine master race here
>>74990043
Says the kike on pol fucking die
>>74990046
Finally the real producer of good beer shows up
>>74989658
pilsner urquell is overpriced pisswater senpai
but czech beer in general is indeed master race
>>74990107
>wine
you wouldnt happen to be a bearer of the white flag?
>>74989644
I just threw up in my mouth.
>>74989644
Four Like is for niggers and homeless people.
>>74987592
>15 cents
Holy fuck, load up!
Is it really that cheap?
>>74987592
>4.6
>.
>6
Can fingolians do anything right?
>>74990050
Ah. No, we get 0.3zł for one bottle.
>>74990107
>martini wine
>>74990124
>Finally the real producer of good beer shows up
>>74989883
Ever tried proper Peated Whiskey?
>>74989942
>it's cheap and works for my nigger parties so it's good
Keep on graspin, kid.
>>74989958
I want to motorboat that head. Holy fuck.
>>74990043
thank yuo israel greatest ally as always
>>74990183
>niggers and homeless people.
REDUNDANT
>>74989433
>busy label
>"left hand brewing co"
>that glass
It's like you have no sense of self-reflection.
Fucking hipster cucks
>>74990036
didn't expect real banter from a Swede desu
>>74989816
America has Bourbon, Rye, etc. So we're cool with your Scotch and Whiskey. Keep up the good work.
>>74990172
Aww Finland you are so cute when you try to be funny.
>>74990209
It's not the only thing I like
>>74990230
Send me some names my man
>>74990236
>nigger parties
Only think close to niggers here are mexicans and most of us are just a bunch of urban hicks
>>74990167
Last time i visited cz i paid less than 1 euro for a bottle, its fucking 4-5 euros here.
Visited cz tons of times cuz of a few friends.
>>74990187
its the bottle deposit, you bong...
>>74989848
This to be honest my mongolian familie
>>74990204
Well its not a bottle its a can. We get more from bottles and even more from bigger bottles
>>74986168
natty lite master race checking in
>>74990074
Classic man.
>>74989858
That's too much head, I bet love giving head too you fuckboy twink
Not drinking Milwaukee's Best
>>74989816
Cognac is the best spirit m8
>>74990050
Oh I get it,
It think they used to do that shit here in the 70s but it's too expensive and not economical anymore. They expect people to recycle themselves for free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwRBqB0MVf4
if the mick says it, it must be true
>>74990327
Italian can go both ways
Aussie wine and south African wine is almost always good
Italian wine I prefer to buy from the vineyards myself because I'm a cheap basters and this way I can try
*angry belgian noises*
>>74990287
Lol I don't disagree. But I live in northern Colorado. Almost no niggers here. Most homeless are white.
>>74990116
go to prague amrican you wont regret it.
>did you know that czechs drink the most beer per day
>EVEN MORE THAN GERMANS
>>74986168
Everyone agreed op was a faggot right?
>>74989084
I only enjoy the hopped up beers if I'm already buzzed, so I usually start with a Stella Artois or a Guinness and then start drinking the crafts.
I only enjoy high ABV beers (>8%) if they are really dark.
>>74989990
>babbys first whiskey
>>74990351
You don't have to be black to be a nigger.
Why would you even pick beer, if you had to buy something to get a fucking party drunk? Get some proper fucking booze.
>>74990124
Only thing my country is world class in. We suck at everything but making beers is our speciality.
7% alcohol faggots
>>74990327
>being a baguette who surrenders at the first sign of a threat is funny.
>>74990382
I had few cz friends here a year ago, i bought Some Pirkka Beer(the cheapest shit you can find) and gave it to them.
Their first words after tasting it were "what the fuck is this?"
>>74990471
I cannot imagine what our country would look like if we didnt have this. There would be mountains of beer cans and broken beer bottles everywhere
>>74990569
>Implying beer is the only thing we drink
There's choices faggot
>>74990580
I thank you for that my man
You make life bearable
Dutch beer ranges from piss to drinkable
>>74990380
Well obviously it's cheaper by foreign standards, but here Pilsner Urquell is seen as barely average beer that is unnecessarily more expensive than ter brands used to bait foreigners and people who dont drink beer often into thinking they have good taste.
Its not entirely bad, it just isnt nothing extra and it definitey isnt good enough to justify being like 30% or so more expensive than other (even craft) brands.
>>74990342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi859xSl2v8
This should give you a few names and a insight.
>>74990580
>tfw Rodenbach Grand Cru is the greatest thing I've ever tasted but it's hard to come by and expensive
>>74990580
>we suck at everything
you're very good at harboring islamic terror cells ;-)
>>74990580
>tfw only belgian beer i have ever had was Stella
>tfw it's fucking shit
what are some brands to convince me Belgian beer is actually good
>>74989901
>Rashid, showing that he doesn't know about haram beverages
>>74990698
I honestly liked it the most, and so does my dog(put two bowls of beer, one pilsner one fingolian, dog wont touch the finnish one and sucks up all of pilsner)
what would you suggest?
>>74990834
Try this one.
>Not living the High Life
>>74990497
I drink mostly American and Australian wine with some Italian wine in the mix. For me beer is too low in alcohol and hard liquor is to high for me so wine is the happy medium.
>>74990590
>Implying baguettes are the only ones who make wine
>>74989935
Godspeed, my fellow American. Together let's MBGA
>>74990652
So you'd rather have 30 cans of tinned piss than a 12 pack of some shit that's worth drinking?
>>74989433
>calls people plebs
>posts sawtooth
>not drinking bockbier
>>74990954
If you have a good craft store in your area you should try Rodenbach. It's basically beer that tastes like red wine.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p3QRdVj.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>74986168
It doesn't even taste bad. If it was sold as Lacroix, Euros would love it.
Kirkland Light > Natty though
>>74986168
STOP STOP STOP.
OUT OUT OUT.
>euros actually took this bait
>>74990954
>beer is too low in alcohol
This literally only happens in murrica
I have never even heard of American wine
Can you even grow wine grapes?
>>74986168
Nasty Natalie is your go-to choice for non-hipster beer?
that shit is piss.
coors light rules all over nasty natalie, and even that is shit compared to budweiser.
fuck, you are making me suspect that all americans really might be retarded.
>>74990834
Chimay is pretty good but really expensive.
>>74990294
Says the pleb getting cucked by BudMillerCoors inferior rice/corn water.
>>74990442
>BMCplebs in charge of judging beer
>>74989862
Zywiec is pisswater.
>>74989862
I like Zywiec but it's really nothing special.
>>74991094
So did Americans.
>>74989942
what an uncultured pleb, craft beer doesn't come in cases of 30, that would be unbecoming. 12 packs are for patrician craft beers.
>>74990985
The one I can get drunk off of and keep drinking
>>74986168
I like Sam Adams' cherry wheat lager.
>>74991042
Sawtooth is the best session ale since Old Dominion Ale got discontinued.
>>74990874
I suggest drinking the piss straight out of some drunk foreign niggers benis my mongolian friend
>>74986168
euros are drunk all the time. One thing they know is beer.
>this is why they are getting taken over
>>74991195
A "12 pack" is called a "half case" you fucking underage.
>>74989838
Enjoy your bitch tits, craft beer cuck.
>>74990046
no, because we're not the pussies that let migrants blow up an airport.
>>74991205
They both do that, you dunce.
>>74986168
Beer is degenerate.
>>74991305
>not calling them "twelvers" to piss off Muslims
>>74989862
>>74991181
That being said, Zywiec Porter is actually really fantastic.
>>74990580
>that picture
too bad you can't pour them
>>74986916
Steel Reserve is some good shit.
>>74986427
FPBP
>>74991300
consider suicide.
>>74990874
I personally love Holba's šerák. Its kind of a regional beer tho (but definitely not some microbrew hipster shit) so i doubt it can be easily found abroad. The water comes from mountain wells, and i am not sure if iits thanks to that, but its def one of the best beers i have ever had.
If you eve run into it, everything from Holba brewery is worth tasting.
>>74987241
>frat boys are bad!
Kill yourself nerd
>>74991331
What kind of a fucking fairy are you?
>gotta watch my figure~
Also, you too, if you think that you're going to keep them bitch tits from coming in by drinking bad beer. That takes fucking work.
>>74991106
California, Oregon, New York, Florida, Pennslyvania, and a few other states make quite a bit of wine
http://www.foodandwine.com/articles/best-california-wineries-to-visit
>>74991147
>>74990882
Aight, thanks.
>>74991475
>What is head retention?
>>74991511
KEK I thought you liked foregin piss water?
>>74991304
>getting drunk from beer
what
>>74991305
>half rack
>>74986168
I would expect this kind of branding on a tube of toothpaste. Although I never tried american beers tbqh.
>>74991641
>calling czech beer piss water
delet this pls
>>74987022
My opinion matters and it tastes like shit
>>74988060
gettin in on this
>>74991575
There culture is too bizzare and I always too normal to associate with the frat boys at my university.
>>74991641
il take foreign sewage brew over finnish brewed cat piss any day.
> any north american beer
yeah right kiddo
>>74991305
>>74991782
>mfw Americans call a "borderline majority aggregation of alcoholic jollies" a "half case."
>Master trailer park race detected
>>74990978
>>74986168
I think this is what you meant :^)
>>74991155
If I want to drink something alcoholic, it's because I want to get buzzed.
Not spend $15 for a 6pack and sit around with thick-rimmed glasses in a scarf and talk about undertale.
>>74989153
I pretty much only drink this and pic related anymore.
Miller High life and coors banquet are surprisingly good when you have a craving for it.
>>74991854
No
>>74991971
Does your wife take foreign benis too? Rather than your small asian penor?
>>74991584
You really need to lay off the estrogenic hop water, pal. It's giving you a pretty faggy brand of effeminate hipster snark. Can I recommend a classic all-American man's brew to enjoy as you transition back to your assigned gender?
>>74991854
All beer is piss water. Although wine at times may look more like piss than beer, Wine tastes way better.
Actually the Belgians make the best beer in the world.
>>74992166
no, she humps the doorknob...
>>74991106
My home state of Maryland apparently has damn good ground for wine grapes, since wineries popped up all over the fucking place.
>>74992274
well we got both great beer and decent wine
Wine-making is big in south moravia region, and from what i understand it is actually considered to be bretty good.
>>74992330
no
>>74986168
I like craft beer, but nothing beats natty lite on a hot day at the lake or tailgate. I can pound them all day and stay at a steady drunk. If i want to get more fucked up, there's bourbon.
>>74992212
>rice beer
>all-American man's brew
Can I recommend you lay off the semen sucking long enough to get the taste out of you mouth?
>>74991114
coors light, lol what a joke. Silver bullets are little dick fuccbois and the bosotn bruins
>>74992164
I hate green bottles for the skunky taste, if i'm drinking Yuengling its got to be out of a can
>>74991106
are you unaware that the US makes some damned fine wines (and beers too)?
google "Judgement At Paris" and enjoy the bitter tears of the french wine snobs.
>>74986168
>drinking anything but straight whiskey
must be hard to hide your tampons when your out with your frat bros faggot
>>74991305
maybe that's what they call in whatever gay state you come from. Probably some shitty flyover christfag state.
>>74991575
I same delinquent frat boys, not all frats are delinquent
>>74993090
I live in Pennsylvania, home of America's oldest brewery, so my opinion on beer automatically outweighs yours.
>>74993241
>said
Fucking phones
>>74992110
No I meant light, but Ice is pretty awesome too. Natty Daddy is king.
Natty Alliance Assemble!
>>74986168
You Yanks ain't got shit on our beer.
>>74992657
That's what I'm talking about. We have a true American right here!
>>74992693
Shit neocohen president for a shit-tier cuckservative cuckposter, desu. The preoccupation with sodomy is further proof of his hipster hop brew-derived estrogen dominance.
>>74989838
>oatmeal stouts
literally just alchoholic sugar water
>>74993358
yuengling is overrated hop juice. Just because it is the oldest, does not mean it is the best. Yuengling is the babyboomer of American beer.
>>74993526
Canadian is American beer. Don't forget you are just an autonomous commonwealth like Puerto Rico.
>>74992908
yes, Coors Light is shit.
but it's still head and shoulders above Nasty Natalie
Budweiser likewise dominates Coors in Light and Lager categories
after a long day working in the hot sun, a Budwieser, or even Coors goes down smooth and really refreshes, while Natty still tastes like cold piss.
classic Pabst (before it's rebirth as hipster swill) was kinda nice too
Hamms is still pretty good
Corona also hits the spot
i dont always want a heavy rich beer full of yeasty malty hoppy flavours.
but when i crave that, it's Newcastle, Belhaven, Harp, Killians Red, Guinness, etc...
between rich beer and the lighter lagers, the german beers enter the show.
chillin at the BBQ, camping in the woods, lazing by the river, then it's all about Warsteiner, Lowenbrau, Paulaner, and Becks
>>74992164
god tier beer. you in PA?
>>74991496
Yup, beer is just a chaser. I'll make an old fashioned if I want to casually get drunk.
RATE MY OC
REISSDORF KOLSCH is the best tasting beer on the planet, IMO.
