Visiting burgerland this summer for one month.
Which 4 or 5 states should I check out?
So far I'm attracted to wyoming, arizona, colorado and montana. I'm attracted to nature, rural environments. What do you think? Also, money's not a problem
>>74976254
Come to Texas
>>74976254
Go to zion national park in utah
Bryce canyon
Rent an atv and go rally around in badlands utah
Dont be a fag
>>74976649
stop talking about it or all the Jews will migrate.
Those are great choices. It's hard to go wrong planning your visit around a few national parks.
>>74976649
Holy shit that looks beautiful
>>74976760
This.
>>74976254
The USA is not like Europe. You don't pick and choose a bunch of states from the entire fifty. If you're gonna visit, you need to pick a region. I would suggest the southwest. Seriously, trying to go from Arizona to Montana is a day's travel in itself.
Your list is pretty good, but I'd also try to visit California and Oregon. Just stay away from the big cities.
>>74976254
Don't come to Montana is horrible here and people will attack you, say away from this state.
>>74976760
Yeah, that's the idea. Also, anything on the east coast or is the west/midwest a better choice?
>>74976843
Southern Utah is great, there's like 5 national parks all relatively close by
Escalante grand staircase utah
>>74976254
Come see the Indy 500, if you can.
Glacier National Park in Montana
Yellowstone in Wyoming
Telluride Colorado
Zion and Arches national park in Utah
End at the Grand Canyon
>>74976254
No, fuck you stay out of Montana. Montana must be kept secret, don't come.
I see this everyday
>>74977089
I'm from the East coast and I think there's good stuff to see in any part of the country. Much more than you could possibly see in a month. But if I had to chose any one place to start, I would chose somewhere out West.
There's a lot of basically nothing in the Midwest, and I think it's more relevant if you want to take a nice long roadtrip.
>>74976254
Northern Arizona for sure.
Stay away from Phoenix, it is full of spics and far from nature.
Go around Payson or Flagstaff. It's fantastic over there.
Southern utah is all deserts
Nothern utah is all forests
feels good
>>74976254
Northern Arizona is elder-god tier, Montana isn't bad, and if you want nature, California and the West Coast have a fuckton of it.
>>74977245
Chill, I'm just visiting, not spreading my moor genes
>>74977491
my man
>>74977473
Funny I just got back from a trip there, Sedona was amazing
>>74976254
I think that your idea of rural doesn't compare to a Montana or Wyoming version of rural and that you really don't know what your in for.
>>74977211
I might just do that, thanks!
This is the dinosaur park in Ogden utah
As you can see we have fat burgerclaps walking with their dinosaur counterparts since the world is only 5000 years old
praise it
This is as close to american natural habitat as you get
see the sloping waddle of the burgers?
>>74977618
One of the most singularly beautiful things I've ever seen was watching the sun rise as I was driving through western Wyoming. As if the colors and shapes of the landscape aren't pretty enough on their own, the color of the sunrise and the steep shadows took it over the top.
>>74976254
Visit the world famous Hackney marsh,east London.
You should check out the Golden state California
Easily the best one
>>74977618
And why do you think that?
>>74977824
thats just yer mums anus
>>74977777
Lower antelope canyon
Pic related
>>74977618
To put my statement into better perspective: Imagine the entire city of Lisbon, but spread out over 253,348 square km. That's 600x452 km. You could fit 2.75 entire Portugals inside of Wyoming.
>>74977926
Horseshoe bend lake powell
>>74977735
Is that an earth creationist park ?
>>74977926
Kinda looks like the place from the movie 126 hours where the guy gets his arm stuck under the rock
>>74977900
How dare you,apologize!
>>74978046
lol no its just the dinosaur park to teach kids about dinosaurs
I tell tourists its a creationist park for fun though
>>74978105
Yeah just don't go wandering alone and don't get your arm stuck in a rock and cut it off. There's guided tours and stuff
>>74977959
So miles of absolutely nothing but peace, quiet, mountains and rivers? I'm okay with that. Obviously I wouldn't have time to see the whole state, just some handpicked spots and the road between them
>>74978105
Have Moar
>>74976254
What do you want to do anon? I was going to say visit Florida but depends on your answer.
>>74978309
>>74978357
>>74978475
>>74978346
Isnt florida all about beaches? I have plenty of those where I live. Pic related.
The everglades probably would be nice, I guess. What else is there?
>>74978509
>>74978509
Went there last year, totally cucked by native american alchoholic beggers
>>74978357
>>74978475
>>74978509
Looks absolutely glorious. Definitely won't miss it
If I were there I'd visit
Oregon
Washington (state)
North california
Maine
Vermont
I'm more interested in ourdoors america than the cities
>>74976254
>not based Alaska
Although I agree it does limit your opportunities, since the only way to get back to the lower 48 would be via plane.
>>74978532
For sites you should hit up Tallahassee and Jacksonville. Pensacola is where my dad is from if you want to get a feel for what Alabama is like. If you want to party in cities then go to Miami, our most awesome place for beaches is Key West of you want to try out a Florida beach for fun. Orlando has Disney world but that shit is expensive and your better off going to Tampa for Bush Gardesns.
When exactly are you coming to the 4 corners region?
I hope you know how hot it can be.
>>74978767
wants to do outdoors
Utah isnt listed
YOUR DOING IT FUCKING WRONG
>>74978767
Shit list senpai.
Fuck off wyoming is full
>>74978850
I bet portubro doesnt even into 120 F degree weather with 0 humidity.
Just because you see us baked brain retards running around in 120 degrees all days doesnt mean someone who isnt from here should be out longer then 2 hours
>>74977161
Still pushing for the Indy 500.
>>74978850
Early September probably. I live in the hottest region of the hottest euro country, I think I'll be able to handle it
>>74978967
No joke either.
Foreigners and even out of staters come here to get lost or die hiking in summer, they love getting bit by rattle snakes too.
Retards.
>>74979228
I feel like a crazy person since I used to wander around 12 hours a day in the desert hiking and practicing survival skills.
Half the time I wouldnt even bring a camel back.
I swear after living my whole life their I have become half camel
>>74976254
Kay, so, When you get here you are going to want to invest in a Camelbak of some sort. Because you are going to need a fuck ton of water in most of the places people are suggesting, especially the ones at altitude. Water water water. You will want to carry water.
>>74979211
Isnt that the race that goes on forever? Nah, not really my thing. Also thats in Indiana, kinda far from where I plan on staying for the majority of my time there. But thanks for the suggestion
>>74979212
It's pretty hot there. Bring water, sunscreen, and chapstick.
>>74976254
Maine. Go to Maine. Acadia National Park.
>>74976254
UTAH
If you want to see beautiful landscapes, stay away form Texas.
>>74978824
This is the itinerary I'd give someone I hated
>>74979446
>goes on forever
It's just a few hours.
Texas (avoid Austin)
Arizona
Maine
Virginia
Missouri (Kansas City. Some of the best American BBQ. Not quite sure about the rest of the state but KC is mostly great).
>>74979212
Not too bad, a month or two later can be extremely nice weather. Bring lots of water if you're going into no where, areas can be massive and very mountainous.
>>74979414
Nay senpai. I'm the same way, I love it.
I can't wait to make prickly pear jam desu.
>>74976254
With those states, get ready to be bored.
>>74979471
Not even close to the parks in the West.
>>74979471
"FLAT GO TO FLAT TO SEE MORE FLAT!"
FTFY
why anyone would live anywhere that doesnt have mountains is fucking crazy
>>74979534
THIS
>>74976621
This.
Also Colorado rocky mountain national park.
Also Montana for super volcano park.
>>74979697
I used to fix my pants on the fly if they got ripped with using a yuca needle and the fiber as thread
good times
>>74979534
Are you kidding me, FL is the most based state. We may not have seasons or mountains but it's still nice as fuck if you don't end up in a shitty part
>>74979708
city bitch detected
Come to texas my man
>>74977089
On the East Coast, Pennsylvania and UPSTATE NY are very nice. I live in Pennsylvania, your best bet around the east coast is to stick to the Appalacians. The Appalachians are the best in Rural New England if you want true nature, and Pennsylvania, if you want to feel like you're in a rural area, while still having access to all the materials and activities you could ever need. The Pocono Mountains of PA are a nice spot, you get lots of ski resorts, stores, restaurants, hunting grounds and casinos, that are still surrounded by almost uninterrupted woodland and mountains. You're also under an hour from the beautiful beaches of New Jersey. The only dowside is the people. A lot of self important faggots from New York have their second homes around here, however, that's unimportant unless you want to live, not visit, here.
Im just waiting for some faggot from the East Coast to tell me how their tiny rolling hills are big mountains
people in NY came to utah and damn near shit their fucking pants
>>74976254
If you like fishing, hunting, outdoor hikes and small rural areas of quaint americana, you could do worse than Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
Please bring money, we have pastees.
>>74978824
Florida is fine if you want to go see a swamp.
>>74976254
Visit Detroit and Chicago.
Such vibrant wonderlands.
>>74979527
Yeah, I'm convinced. Hadn't done a lot of research on utah but everyone in this thread seems to suggest it so I'm adding it to the list
>>74978532
You should consider the Everglades in Florida and take a swamp ride to see gators and snakes. That shit can be fun but bring that big spray cause the mosquitos are BAD
come to the carlsbad caverns. favorite place I've ever been too desu
>>74976254
travelling is pointless, everywhere i go the only thing i think about his how at this very moment billions of niggers are planning to invade and rape everything in europe. we need to act before it's too late.
>>74976254
If you're going to hit that region of the country, Utah, New Mexico and Idaho also have quite a bit of nature/rural stuff.
>>74979460
Had to google chapstick. Thanks fampai
>>74980024
I'm already here. Kek, you guys do have some nice mountains, I just think it's just comfier here.
>>74979955
>>74979527
What's wrong with texas though?
>>74980071
Have fun getting mugged by Mormons
>>74980204
It's a big state, and while it does have some absolute shit tier scenery (Fort Stockton,) it also has some really nice country with rolling hills and whatnot. The only problem for experiencing nature is that there is very little public land in Texas.
>>74980100
There is nothing like being in the middle of nowhere alone with the earth to get your mind calmed down. We have a ridiculous amount of different kinds of nothing here that make good places to do that.
>>74979697
Thanks. September is always a great month for vacations. 90% less people than in august and the weather is actually bearable. At least here in Portugal, I'm assuming it's the same there
>>74980204
My experience traveling across the south of Texas was long stretches of highway in beautiful open country that was fenced off on either side of the road for hundreds of miles, and the roadsides themselves were strewn with thousands of beer bottles/diapers/trash bags. Austin was full of homeless people, and was too busy a city for my tastes but your mileage may vary. Saw a cool crater on the west side of the state though, but not much compared to the huge-ass Meteor Crater.
>>74980408
It can still be quite hot depending on where you are, in AZ that is.
Just come prepared if you're going out into the void.
Also arrange some range time while you're here, honorable mentions to based Utah and Nevada. They love guns a whole lot too.
>portuguese
>money's not a problem
Wait, what?
>>74981021
We can't all be poor, anónimo silva :●)
Picture indicative of a typical Upper Michigan evening with friends, much of the area is open woodlands with small hidden lakes and streams everywhere, crisscrossed for miles by trails built on deer and indian paths, even our older highways are based on old indian routes and there are some neat settler remnants like Fayette. Locals are directly descended enough from Norwegian/Swede/German immigrants for the older cultures to still shine through aged residents who can recount stories such as being born in hand-built cabins in the woods, or not having electricity in early childhood.
It's a unique sort of charm a lot of people would be quick to write off as 'white trash', but it's worth seeing, though I admit my hometeam bias.
>>74980071
Great place to visit, terrible place to live. Arches is pretty great. Just bring lots of water, sunscreen, and a hat.
Also find a place that does real good BBQ.
>>74981876
Why is it bad to live in Utah?
>>74981741
A good sense of community is, as they say nowadays, literally goals.
Screw the "white trash" connotations
>>74981945
Mormons, alcohol laws.
>>74981741
you forgot to mention the largest supply of freshwater in the world. and the dudeweedlmao. and the lack of venomous species. and the relatively mild weather (inb4 faggots whining about a foot or two of snow). if you avoid detroit, lansing, and flint, michigan is great.
>>74982121
Don't mormons just kind of do their thing and coexist normally with other people? And I rarely drink alcohol. But do they prohibit alcohol completely?
>>74982060
The problems of poverty make keeping those ties difficult, especially as the area has seen a multi-generational flight of young people coming of age and moving abroad. Not sure of the statistics, but I generally see a lot of older to middle-age people, and the younger people in my general demographic seem to be just barely surviving, hanging on by being with family who have roots. Hope is not lost though, we're still a very "everyone knows everyone" kind of place and haven't been cut off from one another culturally.
>>74982124
All true, worst wildlife are the deer and only because they never stop crossing the fucking roads at night. Top of the peninsula gets fairly nasty snow in the deep winter, but it's dealt with as it comes and it's hard to complain about not having hurricanes/tornadoes(mostly)/earthquakes/ect.
Green Tortoise does tours of national parks. You don't have to actually book a tour with them, just use their site to figure out an itinerary.
http://www.greentortoise.com/adventures/national-parks-grand-canyon-yellowstone.php
>>74976254
Come to Maine in mid-late August
there's an anarchist festival
>>74983229
Definitely hike into the Grand Canyon if you go there. Go see havasupai falls instead of sitting at the rim with a fuckton of people.
>>74978532
go chicago
>>74977926
That's Antelope canyon. Biggest ripoff ever. The thing is run by navajo jews who carhe 70$ for the tour. The canyon is barely 100m long, and the reason it looks so beautiful on picture is that they are taken with really long exposition time.
IRL it looks bland as fuck.
Just go to other parks (Zion is my favorite, Grand Canyon is sort of a must do).
>>74982346
Utah is run by Mormons so it's pretty much sharia law. What do you mean "coexist?" Outside of SLC 90% of the population is mormon
>>74978612
Don't. Seriously. I went with friends and told them how amazing this canyon was because of the pictures i saw. It's all bullshit.
Oh and what they don't show in the photos is that those damn navajos fill that bitch up with tourists for maximum $$$. But rejoice, you can pay an extra 50$ and be on the last group of tourists, so that the way is clear for the pic of your dreams.
>>74983816
>>74984382
lmao the eternal squaw gets the last laugh.
Watch out for those fucks. They'll rip you off so bad unless you're from a state or surrounding one and know their bullshit.
>>74976254
FUCK
OFF
WERE
FULL
>>74984918
We spent the next 2 weeks calling every overpriced item a "navajo joke". My butt still hurts to this day.
>>74985302
They truly are awful people.
At least it was the tourism squaw jew and not the huff paint and drink mouthwash while I smash your head in variety.
Wyoming is full and closed until next year.. Enjoy Utard instead.
Black mesa is one of my favorite locations and pretty close to Colorado.
>>74986805
Fuck,sorry for the shit quality pic.
Northern Montana, northwestern Wyoming, and Colorado west of Denver are cool. AZ is cool around flagstaff.
But spend as little time in the plains areas as you're able. Most of Wyoming, for example, is boring as fuck.
>>74987015
All the little towns along the Front Range in Colorado are nice. I used to live in pic related. Lots of great microbreweries all in the area you can tour on the cheap.
If you hit 5 states, I encourage 4 of them to be out west.
>HOWEVER
That's not getting the full American tour. You need to hit up some place east of the Mississippi River. I recommend the shit out of Smoky Mountains National Park in Tennessee and North Carolina. I'm going to Maine for the first time this summer, so I would recommend that too. The western US is amazing but it's only half of the country. You should experience the Eastern portion too.
Don't come to Colorado. Feral rabid niggers run amuck. El cholo del mehico everywhere. Literal shithole. Scenery is overrated. Please don't come here
>>74976254
Mule trip into grand canyon is a must. Rezzies are hard to get if you don't plan ahead a few months tho.
>>74987650
Why did you leave?
>>74990881
I graduated and got paid ridiculous amounts of money to live in Texas.
>>74976254
The Southwest is paradise for outdoor people. The must-sees are in Arizona, Southern Utah, and maybe parts of California. Stick to the National Parks/Monuments and plan about 3-5 days for each. Also, you can't go wrong with spending a few days at some state parks, particularly the ones in S. Utah.
Pic related is Cedar Breaks National Monument in Utah, about an hour north of Zion.
