The names children have now scream stupidity. If you're naming your daughter some stupid shit such as Crystal or Brittney you've fucked up or your son some stupid shit such as Chad or Dustin.
I found out my mom wanted to name me Dustin but my grandparents shut it the fuck down and I have the same name as my dad. I am grateful for that. I'd hate to be one of those shits running around with a fad name.
Name your kids after yourself unless you're unlucky enough to have one of those shitty fad names. Name them after your grandparents or great grandparents or even further back. Don't fall for the trendy name Jew.
>>74974145
How are names like Brittany and Dustin fad names? I'm pretty sure they've been around for hundreds of years
>>74974145
>tfw your parents named you a boy/girl name
Just end my life senpai.
>>74974316
They have? I don't think so. Names that have been around for hundreds of years are names like William, James or Michael.
>>74974145
>he doesn't have a gender fluid name
>>74974145
I understand Chad, but what's wrong with Dustin?
>>74974533
>you must be 18+ to post here
>Dustin originates from an English surname, which is derived from a Norman personal name, which is probably derived from the Old Norse Þorsteinn (Torsten). This Old Norse name is composed of elements meaning "Thor" and "stone". In ancient Germanic languages, 'Dustin" also means "brave fighter" or "valiant fighter".
>>74974145
>>74974651
>Brittany is a female given name of French and Latin origins, after Brittany, a region of France.
>>74974145
Does Marlon Brando have a fad name? For reasons
>>74974145
>>74974651
>>74974701
>From the English word crystal for the clear, colourless glass, sometimes cut into the shape of a gemstone. The English word derives ultimately from Greek kρυσταλλος (krystallos) meaning "ice". It has been in use as a given name since the 19th century.
Reminder. All frogposters are redditors
I would agree with you except that those names aside from Crystal are not fad names. Don't over exaggerate.
>>74974145
>falling for the labeling jew
I hope you guys don't seriously give your kids names these days
>>74974145
>>74974651
>>74974701
>>74974743
>Chad is a masculine given name of Anglo-Saxon/Welsh origins. It is the modernized form of the Old English given name Ceadda, possibly influenced by the Welsh word cad meaning "battle". Ceadda was a 7th-century English saint.
every time i read some heartstring-tugging article about some poor kid with a fucked up disease, or riddled with cancer at age 3 or whatever, they seem to always have a new age bullshit name. i'm starting to think that calling your kid Suayric, and them having advanced lymphoma at 3 both have something to do with being a meth head
>apostrophes in names
anyone who does this should be castrated
>>74974145
>>74974533
You're an idiot. Besides perhaps crystal, not a single one of those is a fad name. My 92 year old Grandpa's middle name is Dustin. Stop shitposting about stuff you know nothing about, I hope you get banned for this.
>>74974701
>>74974743
>>74974781
They're revived names that weren't in use until recently.
>>74974145
That's why my son is going be named Ulysses and my daughter Philomena
>>74974145
That's not the worst, we have names like Vladlen, it's VLADmir LENin, but the name.
ive never understood the Chad thing... the only chad i ever met was a legit retarded kid i went to school with, who was obsessed with michael jackson. then all the girls started to hate him because he supposedly groped one of them. not exactly "alpha"
>>74974980
Dude I have a 40 something and a 50 year old in my family named Crystal and Brittney
God tier names coming through:
Aiden
Jayden
Caden
Jaylen
Bayden
Raiden
Kaden
Sprayden
Zayden
Hayden
Traylen
>>74974454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFk26inaprE
>>74975020
>philomena
>not pinkamena
do you even pone?
>>74975192
You like the letter "y", don't you cuck?
>>74975192
you forgot Gayden
>not naming your kid after someone in your family tree
Doing it wrong
>>74974781
(You)
>>74975189
those people were born in the 60s...
>>74975345
Fuck off, I don't watch MLP.
What's wrong with Jaden OP?
>>74975192
Okden
Is Marisa a good name for a daughter?
>>74975526
Might as well name your child Juden
>>74974145
You're bitching about WHITE PEOPLE names when there's a whole vocabulary of BLACK PEOPLE names
>you're racist, aren't you
>>74975192
ive met a Bladeyn. 99% chance of growing up to be a katana wielding autist
>>74975466
>i don't watch MLP
your loss. them pones, mang...
>>74974145
I plan to use middle names from my family
I named my daughter Hannah. If I ever have a son I am naming him David.
That feel when you parents gave you a baguette guys name that is a girls name in Bongistan
tfw common name but trendy spelling
>>74975246
I used to hate my name more but I don't really care now kek.
I mean my name is from the bible but no one ever knows that.
Thought about naming my kid after me just so I could call him junior or J.R.
>>74975618
>Bladeyn
Sounds like some made up anime cuck with orange hair who plays children's card games
>>74975689
>I am naming him David.
|>
|3
>>74975192
Too many "den"s. The best names are short and memorable in a non trendy day.
Best advice I have is to pick a name that goes with your last name. Don't mix Anglo and Italian or stupid shit.
>>74974145
>mfw my I was to be named Holger but my mom wanted Tobias
>Tobias
I hate my jew name so fucking much.
>>74975614
>MUP DIP DA DOO DIDDA MUHFUGIN BIX NOOD
>>74975702
Francis?
Jeffrey master race here.
>>74975702
Lol Renee?
>>74975756
>Tobias
>FUCKING TOBIAS
>>74975606
What's wrong with jews?
>>74975734
Yeah My name is after David's father.
I got kiked.
>>74975814
Sacha, unfortunately
>>74975814
Francis has a pretty strong Anglo pedigree though, what with Francis Drake
>>74975729
its mind blowingly bad... i can only imagine it was some autist father who was determined to have the most radical kid in school. probably given a trenchcoat at age 2
>>74975734
I am actually quarter nigger and 3 quarters potato nigger. My gf is full potato nigger.
>>74975946
Hon hon hon hon
C'est trop ridicule
>>74975020
My family have been naming their sons John, Jonathan, James, Joseph, Jacob all the way back until at least the 17th century. Holy shit at the J names in my family even some outliers like Jincey, Jessup, Judge and Jesse
I want to name my various children Benjamin, Joseph, Thomas, d'Artagnan, and William. Are these acceptable to /pol/?
>>74974145
I met a 27 year old man named cody so I just started calling him K I didn't even ask if I could that shit was ridiculous that poor man.
>>74975892
טוֹבִיָּה Toviyyah
I hate it when people mistake me for a jew because of my damn first name. Luckily I have good couple of surnames which are not jewish in the least.
Cant wait to give my kids normal names and not some fucking international crap.
>>74975689
David is probably the most based of all male names.
Biblical and masculine
>>74976079
I'm still keking desu
Is Zachary a meme name?
>>74975192
Came here to post this! I'm so very vocally opposed to these names. Fuck.
My kids names:
Alexis
Isabella
Favorite new relative name:
Wyatt
>>74975192
>Sprayden
Only white cucks...
>>74976202
Good for you, m8.
End the jewery with you.
>>74976206
Thank you, anon. My gf's dad's name is David. Man pretty much adopted me. I love the guy like my own father.
>>74975547
Lel
>>74976175
All the males in my family have the same three initials going as far back as we can trace it on my fathers side.
It's obvious they were running out of ideas at some point kek.
>>74975568
best 2hu
>>74976206
David is overdone
>>74976140
life is pain
>>74974145
Don't worry, my children are Isaac and Alice. Not sure what to do if our third is another boy though, Isaac is the only male name I really wanted.
>>74974145
Don't worry, my children are Isaac and Alice. Not sure what to do if our third is another boy though, Isaac is the only male name we agreed on.
>>74976470
Very nice names.
>>74974145
>Brittney
What's wrong with this one? I know a Brittany, and I think it's a pretty based name.
The trifecta of redneckdom
Brittany
Courteney
Ashley
>>74976576
Chap, you don't know Brittany Spears
Fad name Crystal?
My sister was named as such in 1987.
Deep fad timelines.
>>74976183
>Benjamin, Joseph
stopped reading right there.
>>74975192
>TFW You are a 22 year old white male named Jayden
>>74976713
Add Krysten and Mackenzie
t. Southerner
Anyone ever notice that a large number of retarded guys are named Daniel?
Its like the go to name of choice for someone with low functioning autism. I'm not saying that people named Daniel are likely to be retarded, just that guys who are retarded have a larger than usual chance of being named Daniel.
>tfw your parents named you the weirdest fucking name that sounds like a girls name
>>74976407
No it isn't.
David will always be a glorious name for men.
Good Lord, this.
>Kaiden
>Jaiden
>Nichole
>Morrighan
>Hunter
>Ashleigh
>Chrystal
>Destiny
>Leigh
Every generic little suburban shit raised by trashy, gen-x, swinger, coke addict parents has one of these stupid names. Human garbage. They all want to infest the city on the weekend, driving 30 fucking miles from their turd colony outside the loop, to take pictures in front of the oh so trendy street art in the Bohemian district and instagram their shitty, overpriced gluten-free latte, while maintaining that entitled, tacky suburban attitude, you know the one I mean.
Middle name Tay here. Scottish man's name, my fathers first name. My grandpa is named Felton.
Lol fuck just doxxed myself.
Vetle
come at me retards
>>74976822
lmao literally every single mother i know names their kid jayden.
kill yourself
Is Joshua a good name? I feel like it's way too Jewish.
Brian master race reporting in
I think you're all probably a bit jealous desu senpai
Is "Hunter" a bad name?
who JOHN here?
>>74976822
You should just get your name legally changed.
Lewis
>>74977008
It's my middle name (no, not Juan, I'm a bong on holiday)
>tfw you have a girly version of a traditional name
>>74976952
Believe me, I hated my name growing up. I hate my name even more now. The only plus its ever given me is that every woman I know compliments it
>>74977005
>someone with name LOVEC
my sides
>>74976995
It's literally one of the Jewiest names in existence, mate
>>74974781
>not naming your son Chad in the hope that his alpha name overrides your beta genetics
>>74977026
No, i love my parents too much to do that. That'd be heartbroken
also hideous new money adopted names like Poppy and Madison
>>74976952
>lmao literally every single mother i know names their kid jayden.
>kill yourself
Always little shit heads too. I bet they grow up and have to come up with a real name or middle name.
I go by Tay. It blew my fucking mine when the AI patron saint of /pol/ made this name relevant.
>>74977057
I like that name. No homo.
>>74977143
I don't know what that means
>>74976825
I think alot of the Mackenzies died during their teens. I haven't seen them, since there was a ton in the 90's. Now, it's a see of made up X-aidens. Not as poor as the Mackenzie/Mackaylah's, though. More middle class white trash promoted beyond their station. Like a plumber's daughter. Big house in the burbs, drives into the city to get fucked up and burn coal on the weekends. All horrid people, though.
My name was one of the most popular names in England but it was below Muhammad. Prolly cuz Arabs can't get enough of that name?
Can anyone guess mine
>>74975723
What's your name?
Also, /pol/ rate Bryce, Heston, Savannah or Skyla, Andrew, Liza, James. If I think of more I'll post
>>74977131
>>74977181
Is your middle name fucked? Go by that and then legally change your name to drop your first name. Just go without a middle name and replace your first name with your middle name.
>>74977247
HUNTER
>>74977301
r8 Max too
>>74977181
*They'd
Fuck shit typo
>>74977000
Bry/ian is a cuck name here.
What does /pol/ think of the name Lee for a boy's middle name? In honor of Robert E. Lee.
>>74974145
Mine have normal names thank God.
Mythical names?
Thor
Ajax
Rhea
?
>>74977301
Andrew and James are the only proper names on that list.
english names are faggy
they are not strong names
>>74977288
Mohammad?
>>74974145
My parents wanted to name me Chase, but they ended up naming me after my father and his father.
>>74977327
And Sean, Ethan, Zachary (Zack/Zach)
>>74977414
>>74974145
Czech are famous for having a law that bana giving kids stupid and non traditional names.
>>74977159
Makes sense since I'm jewish.
>>74974316
>Dustin
That's a fad name, Brittany not so much, but it does sound new, biblical names can be alright sometimes as long as they aren't schlomo shekelburg old testament names.
>>74974145
my parents named me igor, 100% white british have no idea why they did it to this day, just 'seemed like an interesting name at the time'
Live in a rural area of the US and so many people name their boys Hunter because...yanno...hunting.
>Michael
>Phillip
>Henry
>Joanna
>Sarah
>Tabitha
I also kind of like Jordan as a girls name desu
>>74975547
>>74977450
that bans
>>74977460
Do they read a lot of Pratchett?
>>74977415
t. Alejandro
>>74977288
What the fuck is the most stereotypical Australian name anyways?
Steve?
>>74977450
We need one of these.
>>74974145
>tfw my wife's daughter is named Chanel
what do?
>>74977446
Those are fine if you're Irish if you're not then I don't know what the hell you're doing.
>>74977424
All the different spelling of Muhammad contributes to make it number one.
I'll give you a hint, a character with my nick name/shortened name was recently killed on a massive TV series
>>74977361
Lee is an alright middle or last name. The famous last names as first names is a mark of trashy generica though.
>Austin
>Lee
>Dustin
>>74977415
Your entire accent is like a sweaty monkey dry-heaving from it's wet mouth.
>>74977361
KA here, great idea!
Dieu et las dames.
Read the definition of a gentleman. Robert E Lee was an American hero fighting against the tyrant faggots of the North.
>>74977589
Tell your wife she is an idiot.
>>74975192
Trumpden
>>74977288
Nigel?
>>74977611
HODOR
>>74977202
Those names aren't white enough for you...?
>>74977288
Oliver?
How many Jennies and Kevins do we have around...
Why not Siegfried? Hildegard? Because the one sounds nazi and other like old granny.
>>74977559
Bruce or Nigel, but strayans call englishmen Nigel.
>>74977445
>My parents wanted to name me Chase, but they ended up naming me after my father and his father.
So you became Tripp? The Third = Tripp
>>74977340
It's also an Irish/Breton name, atleast i'm white :^)
>>74977005
Yes thats an occupational last name
>>74976853
t. David
R8 David m8s
Traditional English names are good too
Dazza
Wazza
Bazza
Gazza
>>74974765
Nice try, but pepe is our meme and always has been.
>>74977689
You win!!
I like my name but no one ever uses the full version. It's always been "olly"
How does Andrei (Andrew) sound to you, guys?
>>74977754
No, thats fucking gay. My name is Robert, but you can call me Rob, my dad is Bob and his dad was Robert.
>>74977555
alejandro is spanish
>>74977612
yet our names sound stronger than yours
The only good names are Roman names
>>74974145
What about Ponyboy?
>>74977202
New money, ok. That's a term for it. I just associate it with any suburban whites. Basically, the outside the loop white families that aren't proper country are new money by default.
It's like entire colonies of Californians lining the south's largest urban centers, I swear. Horrid, awful people.
>>74977865
Normal
>>74977863
If you like it full tell them not to?
>>74977589
Don't marry a used up skag that has already made the bad decision to have a child with someone who didn't last.
>>74975192
You forgot Gaben
>>74974145
TFW coulda been named something good but instead I got a meme name. Connor is the WORST name ever, everyone is named Connor in canada. I would take any name over mine.
Max.
Walt.
Zac.
My three picks.
My grandpa was named "patty" but went by the lesser "pat" for obvious reasons...
Irish names are cruel
>>74977951
Change it?
>>74977492
You are cuck.
>>74977837
David is 10/10
>>74974145
The fuck do you care what ppl name their kids, Dustin?
Mind your own fucking business n stop wasting my FUCKING TIME
>>74976952
This is true, actually fucked a girl once and then later found out she has a kid named "DRAYDEN"
My name is Sterling, r8 it m8
>>74977951
Go by your middle name.
>>74975192
God its like a tongue twister
>>74978033
t. named his kids something retarded
>>74977919
>telling an australian not to use nicknames
That's not how it works, rooskie.
>>74977881
Kek, Robert is pretty good one.
I know a Jimmy thats named Robert and I call him Bob or Jim-Bob and people get confused.
My name's Michael
Rate it pls
>>74978007
Some day anon. Some day.
>>74978054
That is a good Idea anon.
>>74978034
Top tier name
>>74977837
not alberto barbosa/10
>>74976201
Yeah, Cody seems like a kid name, it's weird that these people will become adults. I knew a kid in high school whose sister was named Pickaboo or Peekaboo however you spell it.
>>74978034
God loves you.
>>74978083
Ah, do you shorten everything then?
>>74978116
10/10 strong, traditional, and biblical
Post woman names you like.
Mine are Diana and Elizabeth.
>>74977894
My name is Greek. I'm not a Brit. "American" names that aren't made up nonsense by new money are either English, Irish or Hebrew/classical. Granted, a few traditional Irish names have been muh dick'd by nigs.
>>74978116
In russian your short name is Misha, its a mild form of a word bear.Quite cool.
>>74977301
>Bryce
OK if he decides to be an athlete
>Heston
Shit
>Savannah
Goddess-tier, especially if she has blonde/red hair
>Skyla
Isn't that a brand of birth control or something? Lol enjoy your slut daughter
>Andrew
Goodand flexible(can be changed to Andy or drew depending on kids personality)
>Liza
Just go with Elizabeth and see if Liza catches on
>James
Good but safe (kid will need an interesting personality to make up for it)
>>74977951
I-I'm named Connor too ;_;
>iktf
I gave my son a strong Albanian name cause fuck being completely assimilated. I love America but I wouldn't name my child some common name or some fad shit. A name should have meaning in it not just be generic.
>>74978170
And on the flip side there are old man names that you would never expect a kid or baby to have
Herbert, Walter and Stanley come
To mind
>>74978116
Very good name
>>74978335
Go back sandkike.
>>74978146
At least It's not Alberto or Mehmet or a moroccan/north african name
FeelsGood
>>74976202
Ask your old man what he was gonna name you and have your name changed to that. Nothing is more gay than telling people you've changed your name to one that you like better, if your old man names you then it's like you had no other choice again and is more likely to stick.
What do you guys think of John?
>>74978244
Sophia/Sophie, Victoria and Elizabeth are my favorites.
>>74978244
Lisa
Haley
Hannah
>>74978335
Lemme guess
>Ilir
Wow, I almost forgot.Can someone explain these SHAQUEEL TANISHA TYRONE names to me?What is this retarded ugly nigger way of naming children?
>>74974145
Hebrew origin:
Solomon Yahanna Raphael etc. Many many names.
Non-Hebrew:
Alonso, Robert, Lucio, Vincent
>>74977951
At least it's a real name, even if it's a generic white kid that has slightly shaggy hair name. you could have been named Traighden, or some other such nonsense, the "Sioux" of our generation.
>>74978335
Khftagn?
>>74978143
>>74978034
I get Archer references constantly t b h
>>74978391
As if I believe in the sand nigger religion. As if I'm not going to vote trump. Suck 10 dicks for jumping the gun there buddy.
>>74978034
Great name.
>30 years old
>Cameron
>Only met three
>All dudes
>Worked out alright
>>74978412
Johns a cool guy.
>>74978406
my father wanted to name me: Holger.
but im too old to get a new name. Should have changed it back when I was just a teenager since I always hated that gay as fuck shit name.
Who Ali here?
>>74978437
No Armend. It means golden mind.
>>74978453
It comes from Louisiana so imagine putting rednecks and Frenchies in a blender and that's the result
>>74975192
This triggers me.
I live in a white middle class neighborhood and everyone fucking names their kid variations of this.
>>74978244
I like Russian girl names, Anna and Natalia
>>74978453
Same reason you are hohol, kulak.
In my daughter's school there is a little white girl called Beyonce ,
Her parents are white trash wiggers who smoke weed all day and don't work
I feel sorry for her ,
She probably will end up as a prostitute
No employer in Belgium will ever hire her with that name,
Even kids who are called kenny or Brittany are less likely to be hired over here because you just know by their name they come from a trashy family
>>74977005
Yes. It's a meme name used by middle class suburbanites who have never hunted in their lives.
>>74978200
Yep.
Melbourne Cricket Ground becomes MCG, which makes sense, but then it becomes G. So now people just go down to the G to catch the game. What the fuck?
Also, there's the Royal Exchange and the Regatta Hotel, both popular pubs, in Brisbane. See the problem? They both shorten to RE. So the "ree" is the Regatta, but the "R E" is the Royal Exchange. Makes sense when it's said aloud but most people just type RE or re, so I've ended up at the wrong place more than once. Funnily enough, a few times so many of us were in the wrong place we just moved from the RE to the RE. They're only like 5 minutes away from each other too.
>>74977445
I work with a guy named Chase,and you're not gonna believe it,but his last name is Cox.
>Chase Cox
>>74978244
Mary, Elizabeth, Emily, Anne and Abigail
If I had a son, I'd name him something normal, like Teitur, or Bárður, or Tórur, or Leivur, or something else ending in -ur.
my dad wanted to name me "Stonewall", not even kidding.
>>74974145
>not giving the same name to your firstborn as yours
>whilive.jpg
My father is Thomas, I'm Thomas too, and my first son will be Thomas for sure. Why would you change something that's already perfect?
My grandfather's name is Joseph and his grandfather's name was Joseph. I would like to carry it on.
>>74977690
>tfw my brother is named Rüdiger
>his parents didn't name him Dohvakiin
>>74978623
>-ur
>a
>fag
>tfw will name my son Nemo
I wish I could be nobody.
>>74978604
I know an Indian guy named dikshit
Literally dick shit
>>74977301
>Bryce
cant tell if its a guy or girls name
>Heston
last name so shite
Savannah
>stripper/porn star name
>Skyla
no
>Andrew
only good name so far
>Liza
decent
James
good and strong name
>>74978589
Anna is great, Natalia is decent and Nastya is super trash slut tier
>>74978590
If you only knew how wrong you are, mad cunt.
>>74978689
wOw, what are eesti names?
>>74974145
I think Brittany is a totally fine name.
Brittney sounds like a shitty variation of that name.
>>74978604
Hahaha oh that is fucked up.
I once received a speeding ticket from an officer Richard Head. I still have the carbon copy and a newspaper article clipped out where he was mentioned. My dad went to college with a Harry Knaub (pronounced knob). Do these people not listen to whats coming out of their mouth when naming their child?
>>74978453
Tyrone, Jamal, Antoine and all that shit are French names when I see actual white French with them names I crack up like a mug. Niggas like to be unique with their ghetto garbage names so you get shit like Sharkeisha.
>tfw Sylvester
its alright I guess
Are my kids names pol approved?
Boy: Troy
Girl: Aurelia
>>74978654
You could make WWE or porn career.What a great name
>>74977159
in america, millions of evangelicals name their kids old testament names
>>74978244
Sophia, Svetlana, Alexandra, Natalya, Anastasiya, Anna, Victoria, Vera, Diana, Yuliya, Tatiana, Lucia, Mariya, Elizabeth. Rate and hate.
>>74978412
It is good.
>>74978603
Sounds fun at least.
>>74978244
Roxana
>>74978599
I know a woman who named her daughter Shakira
I feel bad for the girl having to go through school with a name like that
>Juan
boring as fuck WW@
>>74978815
I knew a kid called "Joshua gay"
Fucken kek
>>74978666
My grandfather's name was Joseph, his father's name was James and his father's name was John.
>>74978418
Good taste.
>>74978244
Svetlana, Zoe.
>>74978828
its a really good name
>>74978654
>>74978817
Oh, now I get it.Ty
>>74978836
you're my african kinsman with these name preferences. good taste.
>>74974724
Marlon Bando*
