I LOVE my greatest ally. Do you?
>>74965967
France?
what the fuck do they bring to the table?
>>74965967
Have they done anything for us recently?
>>74965967
Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you.
But in the end I still like you.
Some Scandi countries love us more than France
fuck american and FUCK france
>>74966009
baguette
>>74966009
>what the fuck do they bring to the table?
Terrorists
>>74965967
Are you reffering to the thin line Israel shares with palastines, I'd say your spot on, the too close for comfort proximity of humans besides muslims strikes a true comparitive to your greatest ally
>>74965967
We love you too my absolute Bestest Bro
>>74965967
You forgot Poland
>>74965967
I don't even know what country flag that is
>>74966009
>>74966048
I don't know...Independence, 827,000 square miles of land, pic related
I hate the froggies but good lord be grateful you cunts.
>>74965967
Russia's cool.
>>74966048
>>74965967
>what has france done for us lately?
France has banned an american rock band for committing blasphemy against islam after the bad witnessed Mudslime terrorists murder 90 of their fans. Fuck france and fuck the french, because they are kowtowing to muslims by punishing americans for expressing their freedom of speech.
>>74966536
Three words. Dubya Dubya Two. You all should be grateful.
Of course I do, my good goy.
>>74965967
Yes senpai
>>74966717
This.
>>74966832
Oy vey, what coulds a Jew do if he didn't have his enriching gentile friends?
>>74966717
Without frenchfags there wouldn't be an America to help the USSR win the war.
>>74966704
HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE
FRANCE YES
>>74966009
The brits were at war with american...
Damn the meme about american not reading history is real
we made you
you end us
FUCK YOU USA
>>74966704
AND YOU STILL RETARDED ATLANTIST ELITES ARE DOING THIS DO YOU UNDERSTAND
WE DO NOT EVEN ARE AWARE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74966009
French fries
>>74966009
Bread. Lots of fucking bread. But it's good and free, which allows you to fill up on it and save your money for the main course
>>74967913
They are actually Belgium in origin.
Fucking ameriburgers, just kill yourselves.
>>74967566
The average clapifat doesn't even know that france was involved in the revolutionary war, let alone the only reason they actually won it.
>>74968154
Brits still ass blasted over something that happened almost 250 years ago.
>>74968462
>stating facts
>ass blasted
>>74968070
t. alberto barbosa
>>74968516
Leave our oldest ally alone you star spangled cunt
>>74967566
p sure he means now not 200 years ago
PROUD EUROPEAN REPORTING IN. WE DONT NEED AMERIBURGERS
>>74966009
1 they helped us gain independence
2 our first ally
3 827,000 square miles of land for a fraction of what we make for that land today
4 and the statue of liberty
>tfw Britain is your dad but you don't wanna grow up to be like him and he wants you to stop hanging out with America
>>74968672
thumbs up
>>74968514
>average [boring Insult] doesn't even know blah blah blah
>France only reason we won
>either of those "facts"
Yup still ass blasted, although I suppose having your own colony beat your ass, then bail you out of not one but two wars from the other side of the planet, and finally take your place as head of the planet all while keeping you around as some sort of trophy pet would cause some rectal ravishment.
>>74965967
>Greatest ally
>Not greatest ally
Oy gevalt.