>Hey kafir, care to repeat what you've just said about Allah and his prophet Muhammed (pbuh)?
wat do?
I can probably run faster than that guy.
I'd tell him Islam is a destructive ideology and then fuck off swiftly.
I leave Germany.
>>74964165
Blow what little brains he has out of his sand nigger head and get a medal of honor.
>>74964165
walk through a door
>>74964165
How do you pronounce the pbuh in speech?
>>74964309
Peace be upon him, it's an acronym
>>74964165
>"nothing mate"
>go to my car
>run him over
>leave
>>74964165
Sweet gains, bro.
>>74964345
>peace
i thought it was praise.
>I can speak whatever I want to shitskin , what are you going to do about it
>>74964247
really
>>74964165
Eat his face because I am white and that's what white people do. I bet he'd give me explosive diherriha though
Shi'ite gains bro. Looking fat.
I apologise and promptly suck his cock.
>>74964363
only a volvo could do this
>>74964165
Is it weird that I'd get an almost sexual pleasure from tattooing that canvas?
Are tats haram?
>>74964165
make a 180 degree spin and charge him
>>74964447
shoo shoo
>>74964165
I am not in schengen lol
>>74964165
put my penis in his asshole, he cant reach his own butt, he will never stop me
>>74964165
I would draw my revolver and repeat what I said
This fat fuck can't stop bullets
And I'm not an euro fag
>>74964165
Run away shouting "Death to the heretics! Death to Pakis!"
>>74964544
What is that? A bomblet?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C6J0Zm2gDk
>>74964447
.357
>>74964165
Hey insurgent, care to repeat what you just said about America and the land of the free?
>>74964165
Probably just shoot the dune coon. Thats whats great about guns, size and strength of arm becomes irrelevant.
>>74964597
you sure?
Cut him underneath his arm and watch the fat leak out.
>>74964165
>his
are you presuming someones gender?
>>74964165
Kek what do you think goes on in that ugly mug while he curls and benches with all the Muhammeds? Perhaps he means to carry his 72 virgins back from the promised land?
>>74964165
I said Allah doesn't like pigs, and then asked why you worshipped him
>>74964625
Graphite bomb used on Serbia to knock out their power grid
>>74964165
I'd just order my kebab like normal.
>>74964247
>medal of honor
>worth anything
>>74964165
Google "photoshop tutorial"
>>74964634
perfect
>>74964772
Neat. :V
>>74964700
you'll have to speak up, i can hardly hear you from the casket
ITS COMING RIGHT AT US
>>74964818
He'll get a free lunch at Applebees and Denny's
>>74964165
There's the 'roid thief. Those 'roids was meant for the sheep. To make them horny and willing.
>>74964810
you want a drink with that?
>>74964447
Nice proxy
>>74964165
Nice synthol faggot
>>74964165
>Start Apologizing
>Open my pocked knife
>Walk near him still apologizing
>Grab his shoulders and stab his neck
>Start stabbing his belly
>Stab myself in non critical areas and cut myself
>Call police and tell them a guy tried to kill me with a knife and explain i stabbed him a few times in struggle to survive
>Can˙t link me to the knife that i have because i never bought it
In worst case i get up to 3 years for killing someone in self defense. I am out in 18 months if i behave like a good boy
>>74964165
If he comes at me I zim zam him with Federal hydroshock to the chest until he drops. With his size I don't have to worry about the backstop nearly as much.
>>74964165
NICE 60% BF M888
>>74964165
webm related. Doesn't matter how much beef yah got, you'll always et BTFO'D by the boolit
>>74964165
but that's so fucking fake
his arms aren't event he same size
>>74964919
Will he get a medal for that as well?
>>74964165
Don't repeat what I just said
>>74964165
> offer to suck his dick.
> get it nice and lubbed with my slipper spit.
> make eye contact and smile with his dick all the way up my throat.
> wink at him.
> gag
> slowly pull out and kiss the tip of his penis.
> you like that? Check this out.
> Deep throat all the way to the base.
> Bite his dick off.
> cough out the remains.
> "Just kidding, faggot."
>>74964165
feed him burgers
The fuck is wrong his gains
Is this poor dieting or shit quality roids?
>>74964724
Pretty sure polan
>>74964976
f-fanta is g-good thank you, Mustafa
>>74964165
>1m60
Top fucking lel, manlets, when will they learn.
>>74964439
It'd be less ironic if it was.
This is why we have guns.
>>74964165
I raise my voice and repeat.
>"I SAIIID...Mohammed was a faggot just like you ya fat cunt."
>>74965205
What's with lamprey-face?
>>74965190
literally nothing, he simply has high bf% but is fucking enormous nonetheless
>>74965044
>not conceal carrying an m240b
it's like you want to get killed by isis squads
>>74965335
The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Swift knee to the bollocks would incapacitate the roided slob then it'd be a few simple devastating stomps to his base of the skull.
Kebab removed.
>>74964634
Holy shit that laugh.
>>74964228
Based toad
>>74964447
LITTLE
>>74965334
Shot in the face
What the fuck else do you think happened?
>>74965335
This fucker is just fat
Not american fat but fat nonetheless
>>74964165
>>74964724
>>74964976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs
>>74964165
>Say some triggering shit to him
>Let him come at me
>"Defend myself" by shooting the shit out of this goat pussy destroyer
>Police ask questions
>"Is it really hard to believe he tried to hurt me?"
>Police close the case, chalked up as another mudslide being violent
>Walk free, Jesus gives me a high five for supporting the ONE TRUE GOD
>President Trump invites me to the White House for defending our freedom at home
>Seen as a hero by my fellow /pol/ brothers
>Mfw
>>74964634
>>74965417
seriously your laugh makes me laugh more than this guy in the picture does
10/10
what would you do if the sharia police stopped and asked you to pour a brand new jack daniels 700ml in the gutter?
be honest.
that's one fat goat milker
>>74964165
I feel like if I pinch him with a needle he is gonna go boom
He is an inbreed pedophile sandnigger kike like yourself.
See intellegent humans use their minds to create tools to deal with monkeys like you, we have created the ultimate firesticks. To the point where we would rather enslave you through manipulation than kill you off.
Enjoy your lowIQ FAGGOT!
>>74964165
Shoot him with my glock 21
>>74964165
Hes strong, but I have one punch knock out power, and I'm faster then him.
I would offer him my pure woman like Sweden and Germany does.
>>74965164
Lol this was the exact pic I was looking for.
Monkeys are subhumans.
These faggots are submonkeys.
>>74965516
Run away
>>74965457
Nah m8. Its a high percentage body fat.
Same happens to me.
>>74965335
>>74965457
He lifts but he's obviously very fat on top of that. A lot more fat than muscle.
Still he has some weird ass genetics going on for his fat to be so displaced like that.
>>74965499
This tbqh
>>74964995
>synthol
>implying he's not just fat (and strong too obviously)
>>74964724
he looks like hes about to explode from the inside
>>74965499
I leled
>>74964165
Hey look, a nice wide target for my M-4.
>>74964772
did it work?
or is this more bullshit technology jews have sold the goyim
>>74965334
Either he was shot in the face or it was a very failed suicide.
Look up "scream hole".
>>74965718
Not sure if accurate but spics are of Arabic descent. Learned it when I lived in the southwest US.
>>74964165
I said. he was a..
* unsheathes katana*
PIG FUCKER!!
* teleports behind you *
>>74964165
You're a big goy.
>>74964165
>mfw he's a 150cm dwarf
>>74965964
for JEW!!!!
>Hey mudshit, these 30 rounds of 5.56x45 would be happy to repeat what they've just said about Allah and his prophet Muhammed (pbuh)?
>>74965843
It was able to knock down 70% of Serbia's power grid temporarily. Keep in mind it was meant to be used without destroying infrastructure.
>>74965516
>at would you do if the sharia police stopped and asked you to pour a brand new jack daniels 700ml in the gutter?
Jack comes in 750ml.
Also I'd take out my knife, get really loud to attract attention, then become a youtube sensation by getting my ass kicked by 6 ppl.
>>74964859
>photoshop vs someone who actually existed
Go unplug a toilet.
>>74964165
My over and under would make short work of him. Just have to hope that he's at my gun club.
>>74964298
HODOR?
>>74965843
It worked but the Serbians got their power back up in a day.
It was also used in Iraq a couple times.
>>74964165
Punch him in the solarplex/chest when he gets winded knock him down then proceed to boot fuck his face.
>>74964165
>>74964859
BURRRRNNNN
9/11
>>74964165
Is that a famas?
>>74965516
Laugh in their face and go about my daily business. Later report them to the police. I don't know why people decide to live in urban shitholes.
>>74966168
HOLD DOOR
HOLD DOOR
HOLD DOOR
HOLD DOOR
>>74964976
Not gonna lie, their Fanta is pretty fucking great compared to our garbage Fanta
>>74966276
no he is Hamas
Imagine what he could in terms of powerlifting or bodybuilding if he went for it and had a team or something.
>>74964165
Startle him with a sudden loud noise and watch him have a heart attack.
>>74965516
>jack daniels
pour down the gutter like they kindly asked.
then go buy myself some 95% spirytus
>>74964165
repeat it clearly because muslims dont fight they hide on the side of the road while fucking a goat and wait for their EFP to blow up my convoy.
>>74964165
You heard us.
>What's that? Code name: W33DM4N says we don't have a green light. He says if we fire they win?
>Damn it.
>>74966180
They have power in iraq?
damn ery day u learn something new
>>74964165
allah ackbar brother!
>>74964165
I drive up to OP's house and shoot him so he doesn't post the same shitty bait threads every day.
Also
>implying an Arab would ever get that built
Arabs are one of the fattest people's on earth. Ever seen those fifty year old, hook nosed, Arab women in those huge Arab dresses that cover every inch of their body, the size of a tablecloth? Arabs defy the elements in those harsh deserts and get as plump as Santa Claus.
>>74964165
>Be American
>Call him a pig fucking sand nigger pedofile
>Stand my ground as he charges me
>fill him with led
>get let off scot free
I love my country
>>74965516
this
>>74965548
Haahahahahah aman ti les re patrida
>Will go boom
Haahahahah
>>74965516
probably tell them to fuck off, stab one if something sharp was around or (most likely) get the fuck out of there
>>74964165
Laugh at his false god. And tell him how that goat loving mohommad rapes children.
>>74964309
>>74964345
Praise Be Unto Him, you niggers.
>>74967085
>that goat loving mohommad rapes children.
He prob fucks goats and children too desu
>>74964165
Call serbro and armenbro and remove the kebab
We do not have a large difference in how you ...
https://youtu.be/SysEKFS5-bY
>>74964634
>vocaroo
implying this is you
>>74966082
>Keep in mind it was meant to be used without destroying infrastructure.
yet you turned the entire fucking country into a parking lot
go fuck yourself
>>74967341
That black dude seems so nice, like a gentle giant.
>>74964165
>wat do?
pbuh him
>>74967439
Abloo bloo bloo guess what, rules of engagement change. I don't expect a country that hasn't participated in a war in over 150 years to understand.
But please tell us more how your feminist foreign policy is working for you.
These sorts of powerlifter fatties couldn't catch me. His cardio is prboably a 100m slow paced walk to McDonalds lol :DDDDD
Though IRL I would be looking at my shoes and being too afraid to say anything because I'm an autistic beta NEET :---DD
Anyway do your cardio brehs, Jouko Ahola could run a quarter mile in under a minute while weighing 275 lbs.
>>74965516
>live in texas
>this would never happen
>if it did, i'd gather the boys and come back later when not outnumbered to take my money back
>>74967641
>But please tell us more how my feminist foreign policy is working for you.
really good, keep destroying europe so the juden can swim in the blood
>>74964228
If france is good at anything its running away.
[spoiler] HARDCORE PARKOUR [/spoiler]
>>74967203
t. Mohammed
>>74967203
It is peace be upon him
I am a a muslim and know this
>inb4 achmed
you can also say in arabic: sallalahu alaihi wasallum
>>74967490
He is an actor and very likely a good man IRL despite his blackness. I don't know why the heck he fought in MMA, probably just for money.
>>74965516
This is the difference between Americans and the rest of the world...First off it wouldn't happen, but i'll play along as if it did. First take off the cap and drink a big gulp of it, then Pull out the old compact glock 27 and put some 180gr hydrashoks in those melons. Drink a nice big swig and pour the rest on the bodies... Remove kebab complete.
>>74965516
tell them I'm sorry that I didn't respect their culure. Ask them if they to come over and fuck my gf
>>74964165
>>74964165
I walk circles around him at a leisurely pace until he gets winded.
>>74967900
>glock 27
does the colour match to your purse?
>>74964165
>implying this bulky bitch could hit me
yeah, no brah
i would fuck his shit up dude
>>74964165
"They're shit, lmao."
>>74967668
Have you ever seen Olympic heavyweight lifters?
>>74964165
He just wants to shit on your wife.
>>74965205
Is he alive ? Or just propped up?
>>74964228
jej, I guess having halfrican running genes isn't always a bad thing if you're still white enough to have banter.
Why are white men so beta and weak compared to Muslims men? Every time I see a group of white men and Muslim men walking down the street, it's like no competition. The Muslims look like warriors and killers, testosterone coursing through their veins, meanwhile the white guys look like they push pencils for a living and probably homosexual.
>>74968146
Yes
>>74968076
Sure does bubi
>>74964228
>France
>>74965335
He is literally obese
>>74967668
>pic
Implying there are natty competing oly lifters.
>These sorts of powerlifter fatties couldn't catch me.
In a closed space why not? He can be very extremely fast, not endure though. An besides any strong boxer 75+ will beat him up. Punches with naked fists are very tough (for both fists and head).
>>74964165
i will defeat him with my superior speed :^)
>>74968158
why are Saudi princes so obsessed with shitting on instagram whores?
Ask him to put his shirt back on and leave during his following struggle
>>74968237
OK, fine, here a cherrypicked powerlifter.
>>74968216
Because you live in europe... Move to America Mate. It's not perfect, but its a far cry better than europa these days.
>>74965012
>3 years for killing someone in self defense.
wut
>>74964724
Where is his belly button? I'm scared
>>74964228
Parquor Champs 2016
>>74964165
Hahaha. Stupid Muslim. He can't even reach his ass and I can run faster than that ogre.
>>74968479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLVJTBZtiuw
What is it about powerlifting that attracts autistic fatty virgins? Just do a real sport like the one in the olympics.
>>74964165
pop him with a needle
>implying that's not 95% oil
abuse of synthol should be punishable with death
>>74967801
> france running away joke
> check flag
> canada, every single time
based
>>74964228
>Running away
>kiting the enemy
Based frogs and their racial abilities
>>74968607
I like olympic squats more than PL as well. But neither sport is about LOOKING. It's only about numbers.
>>74964228
parcours eh?
>>74964976
I thought pigs were haram in islam!
>>74964309
give a short fart, like *PBUH*
>>74968776
I do neither sport, but shitpost about it almost daily.
I actually don't even lift.
>>74965111
>medals in heart shape
top kek
>>74964165
>>74964724
>>74964976
>>74965335
I said that I wantted to cuddle with you. You seem very warm and squishy, with just enough beta-male in you that you'd want to cuddle with me. Now hop on the bed big boy, we got some some hugging to do.
>>74968498
Naah, America is the original place of white submission. You guys bow down to black men just as Europeans bow down to Muslim men.
Face it, the manly roles in our society have been overtaken by new breeds of hungry wolf-like foreign predators. White men are slowly and quietly assuming their position lower in the food chain, and this is happening all over the West.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=251_1463523553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psfMLKIjGTY
>>74964165
that has to be the worst shop ever. its just a fat guy made to be "thinner". no tone/definition to the muscle groups. that fucker must be 350 lbs of pure fat ass
>>74968216
You dont need muscle to operate a drone
>>74964165
shoot him.
shoot now think never.
>>74964165
Shoot the fucker. I dont care how big you are. I have 19 friends, and they are all faster than you
>>74968498
>60%
Who /Assad elite Synthol Bear squad/ here?
>>74968943
I suppose we could have a shit load of metals that don't mean anything covering our entire body for keks... but we dont.
>>74968216
I hardly see these types often to be honest my man.
Most I see are lanky between 160cm and 175cm with faggy haircuts and sport clothing.
>>74964165
>poke him with a needle rapidly
>synthol spraying everywhere
>light it
>giggle like a schoolgirl
>>74964228
kek
>>74964228
Everyone memes hard about French running away, but my ancestors fought hard with the French.
Statistically the French have the most successful armed forces on the planet. They were just fucked over by the Nazis.
how does this guy get his protein? he must eat 1 full goat a day.
>>74964724
give me something sharp and stabby and hes fucked.
>>74964234
Underrated
>>74969001
Top Kek... Don't know much about america do you mate? hillary our next president helped fund planned parenthood, know what that is? Basically its a niglet baby killing factory. We have one in every city. It's sole purpose is to keep niglets at 13% or less of the population. Look it up, it hasn't move up a single percent in decades. We have our slaves in check, still. Just cause we made it look like we let um free doesn't mean they're free. Silly goyim, you've watched to many american movies.
>>74969183
guy on left aint using it but guy on right is a heavy abuser of it. those forearms are terrible looking compared to the biceps. makes him look like the ultimate curlbro.
>>74969190
Every one of them means something, though I wouldn't expect a burger with heart fucking shaped medals for merely being wounded to understand.
>>74969124
>60%
Yes we have 60% of your hot women in our porn movies. They're all here. You should come to, bring your green hat.
>>74968540
Plot twist, he was grown in a lab and has no belly button.
>>74969502
I'm sure they do. You think this was the guy who carried the gun or the bullets?
>>74964634
top lel where is this from?
>>74969408
Kill ISIS all day, dance away all night then finish with a Halal session in the steamroom with your bros.
Woof!
>>74964165
I'd give him my piggybank filled with a protein shake then watch him die of trying to solve that one.
>>74964165
>pulls out ccw
>>74969183
Haha wow that guy on the right is a tool.
>>74964165
Tell him we're in America, and if he can't read my MAGA hat, he should fuck off.
When he gets confused, and tries to attack me, shoot him with my Turk-shit CZ75 compact. Thank goodness for 15+1.
>>74964165
keep walking sandnigger unless you want to look down the barrel of my G21
>>74964442
>roids
>>74968982
Oh Canada...
i want to cuddle with you too
>>74964165
Die for my principles, I guess
>>74965457
Fat doesn't distribute like that.
He definitely is packing muscle under that, but he also does have a ton of fat.
He's just a literal big guy.
>>74964165
There's no way this guy can sprint for 100 meters straight. I could run in circles and throw insults at him how much I want and he still wouldn't catch me.
>>74964165
>religion of peace
>>74969723
he would look better if he didnt do that to his biceps. they are gonna explode soon.
>>74969638
> Earlier this month, Mr Gavrilov described to a Kaliningrad newspaper how he discovered eight SS men hiding in a basement wearing dresses and headscarves in an attempt to escape detection. They were executed on the spot.
top kek I bet they would have been gay heart wearers in murrica.
>>74969795
you look fat
He looks bloated full of sythol probably
>>74970068
Synthol is basically like injectable fat, you can distribute it however you want.
>>74969723
>this flappy biceps
Synthol, not even once
>>74970257
Actually have a six pack. Wouldn't you know?
>>74965516
Tell them to fuck off
>>74968158
>smokiepuphelia
>>74964165
I elbow him in the chest.
>>74964165
I fight him and don't fuck his mum because it's haram
>>74964228
this, If you're even being chased by a bear run downhill they are top heavy and fall.
>>74970307
Good point.
>>74969661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9wm33Wz-Jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
>>74964345
>found the Muzzie
>>74970206
Ok Pavel Morozov. The propaganda machine is strong with you guys, like vasily zaytsev. Medals given for shit that never happened just to keep up the commie myth of holding shit together with paint and rust. By the way how does it feel to know that we killed the soviet union with a video tape of a couple of fags dancing around on what looked like a moon in space suits? That's the top kek. Fags killed soviet union by jumping around on studio set in space suits.... GTFO.
>>74969076
only Jews can get away with that.
>>74964309
Easy
Pigshit be upon him
>>74964724
what's wrong with his bones?
>>74970644
>Bear rolls on top of you as you both roll down the hill
Why can't I just shoot the bear? I wouldn't be in bear country without my rifle.
>>74970791
Probably damaged by the excess weight of the retained water and synthol. He'd experience some pretty gnarly stress fractures with any high-intensity load bearing exercise. Give him a gun, and ruck, then ask him to march for a day... he'll be a broken mess in hours.
I doubt his heart will get him past 40.
>>74970768
Damn, that burger sure is on fire. "Shit that never happened" is all your so called "heroes" which is why you have to give ugly gay medals to people that got their asses shot and then chilled in hospitals and celebrate retards that let themselves be captured while accomplishing nothing else.
>>74964165
hmmm shot him with an ak47? duh
>eurocucks don't own guns
kek
>>74971163
*Brofist*
>>74964724
is that a photoshoop lel
>>74964228
>[LIBERTARIAN DEFENSE SYSTEMS ACTIVATED]
>>74970543
underrated
>>74964165
Shoot him, considering in this hypothetical scenario i could potentially be in burgerland
>>74964724
god he looks retarded
>>74971259
Damn, underfolder AKs are fucking sexy.
>>74971369
No kidding. Something about marrying that Nazi underfolder classiness with that utilitarian AK design... just looks brutal.
>>74964165
You're a big guy.
>>74971123
what's synthol? same as roids?
>>74971259
>not a triangle sidefolder
Yuck
>>74971123
my post got deleted, what's synthol? same as roids?
His name is "Sajad Gharibi"
>>74969904
Yeah and?
>>74969311
> eat [out] 1 goat a day.
FTFY
>>74964228
>tell him he has a destructive ideaology
>turn 360
>Parkour away
>>74964309
Pigs, Be Unto Him.
Tell him that I abide by the NAP and teach him the benefits of a Libertarian society
