United States of America, where you can;
>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
>Where soldiers, that go to poor countries and do nothing, but jerk off and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
>Where there are more McDonald stores than Libraries
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
>Where you can find fried butter in every restaurant, but not a salad
>>74964073
>fried butter in every restaurant, but not a salad
I wish.
Fucking Mcdonalds has salads, but if I ask for fried butter they get pissy.
>>74964073
How has your internet not gone out?
Do you even have a government anymore?
Was this post made by a zika babby?
>>74964637
And then theres this;
>American education
>>74964073
>>Where you can only have sex at 18
This is wrong. There's only about 8 states where you have to be 18. Most states are 16
>>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
depends on state. nice try tho
>some country tries to make a 'merica bad thread and fails miserably
>>74964073
7-1
>>74964073
How many people were trampled at the local footbal stadium brasil? How do you get internet in your shanty favela shack?
>>74964073
>Like many other states, Pennsylvania's age of consent laws make allowances for adolescents who are under the age of consent, but close to the same age. Anyone between the ages of 13 and 16 can consent to have sex with anyone else who is no more than 4 years older.
>A minor under the age of 21 can legally drink alcohol if given the drink by his or her parent (or legal guardian), and in the presence of his or her parent.
bla bla bla
blaaa blaaa
no cops give a fuck about fireworks
and ive literally never seen fried butter
only fried pickles which ive never tried
>>74964073
fuck americans.
glad we kicked them out
>>74964865
Is that so?
>>74964073
Literally 80% of your post is bullshit you know that right? I'm hoping you are trolling and not this autistic
>>74966579
Private universities located in the US isn't the same as American education
>>74964073
>be Brazil
>walk out my little tin shack
>get shot
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>>74966913
>>74966538
Fucking kek you do realism your country had the greatest economic growth in history while we were there kek and just so your autistic ass knows we are still in your country the majority of our forces have pulled out but we still have a presence in your landfill of a country and btw we left you couldn't do shit we went through your entire country and it's military in a fucking week kek
>>74964073
>>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
>thinking 15 year olds should vote
>>74966913
>american educational institutions aren't american education
whatever helps you meme at night
>>74966913
We still have some of the best private schools and universities in the world we can't help the niggers are stupid and bringing down our national average in the public sector it's why succesful whites send our kids to private schools I do agree the public sector for grades k-12 needs improvement though where is that source from?
>>74967240
>>american educational institutions aren't american education
>whatever helps you meme at night
>Nice attempt at a strawman
Dude, they are private universities with a large percentage of foreign students
>>74964073
>>74967432
I just looked it up on Google. I don't think American education is total shit - just was pointing out the flawed logic in saying top private universities is a good example of American education.
>>74967519
so if foreigners go to a private university in europe, they are no longer getting a european education?
>>74967691
If a foreigner goes to McDonalds are they getting an authentic American meal?
>>74964073
>fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
That's wrong, friendo. Fireworks are only banned in city limits, and only because of fire hazard and noise.
>>74967432
Yes, and those private universities are accessible to a few percent of the population.
Same with hospitals, you might have the best healthcare but 95% of the population can't afford it, and if they go for it anyway they're in debt for the rest of their lives.
Meanwhile i'm attending the 9th best law school in the world and i get paid 350 euros a month to do it. Zero student debt, free travel and i barely pay more taxes than the average American if you factor in the money we get back from the government just for existing.
>>74967874
>drawing false equivalencies
>making an argument that wouldn't hold up even if you said, if an american goes to mcdonalds are they getting an authentic american meal
do you get paid to shitpost?
>>74967655
Wait nevermind that source from fucking 09 and it's the first source on Google baka we are number 12 overall in the world in the public sector atm it has been improving on a constant basis not to mention the countries in the top spots in education the majority of them have less then a quarter of our population size which means a smaller percentage of people tested with less varying results it's hard to judge who has best public education in the world but we do have the best private education in the world
>>74964073
You know nothing about american law
Typical of a dumb brazilian monkey
...
Come on guys, its the Current Year! Watch Donald J. Trump destroy John Oliver right here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl9EjEQnI5w
>>74967519
yeah like 10% are foreign students and 90% are americans
>>74968515
>not to mention the countries in the top spots in education the majority of them have less then a quarter of our population size which means a smaller percentage of people tested with less varying results
That's not how that works. A smaller absolute amount of students is tested, not a smaller percentage, and even then a country like the Netherlands with 16 million citizens is more than statistically significant, even if only one sixteenth of the citizens partakes in higher education (which is far from the actual number) that's still more than enough data.
>>74968413
>95% percent can't afford the best Healthcare
are you fucking retarded?
What is John hopkins.... what is saint Jude etc etc etc fucking autist how the fuck are you in law school?
>>74964073
>Drive at 15
depends on the state. Here in NEW JERSEY you can't drive at all until you're 16, then you can drive with a parent for a year, then you can only drive with one other non-family person in the car and not between 11PM-5AM, and then only when you're 18 can you actually do whatever
>>74964073
>Where you can change your sex at 7 but can't have sex till 18
>>74968780
Oh my fucking god more autism from this guy look retard look up how the test is done you fuck wit stop making falacies to suit your autistic arguement kek
>>74964073
>Where fireworks are illegal
What the fuck?
>>74968875
Yes this degeneracy I still don't believe it
>>74964073
>Where paying for sex is illegal, unless you videotape it
>>74968996
they're illegal to own in certain states (like mine!) without special permission.
but then again we also have pretty strict gun laws so I doubt you're allowed to own a flamethrower here either.
>>74968996
some kids get their fingers blown up with a m80 and ruins the fun for everyone statewide
>>74968816
Both of those are non-profit research institutions, and they are far from the best hospitals in the world. It's not like the average American hospital is better than the average European hospital, it's just that there are a lot more high-end for-profit hospitals in the United States that the average citizen won't ever get to visit.
>>74968989
You're such a fucking retard holy shit.
>>74966538
>glad we kicked them out
she actually believes this
>>74964073
>Drive at 15
Not in my state buddy.
>>74969155
wtf what do you guys do on the fourth of July?
>>74969369
buy fireworks in Pennsylvania and do it anyway, I don't think anyone actually gets arrested for it.
>>74969155
You can own a flame thrower you can own a fucking tank and artillery fully functional just has to be registered and follow all government guide lines
>>74964073
>Where you can be male and go to a women bathroom
>>74969210
More falacies and no sources just shit opinions yeah I'm the retard here anon kys
>>74969369
smuggle in fireworks
>>74968413
I've been to the Netherlands.
Trust me bro....life is not better there than in the States.
>>74969632
What fallacies? Point them out. All you're doing is spouting buzzwords, what's next, are you going to call me a cultural marxist for daring to argue with your retarded ass?
>>74969567
The french were still shitting in the streets in the 70's and alot of your fucking bathrooms are not gender specific either fuck off
>>74964073
you've clearly never visited, and I hope your ugly brown ass never does.
>>74969797
>alot of your fucking bathrooms are not gender specific either
???
>>74964073
Stay mad nigga America may have its problems but at least they dont live thier own shit and have to worry about getting in a taxi and kidnapped by some drug gang
>>74969913
in france men can't get paternity tests. Enjoy state sanctioned cuckoldry
>>74969744
How many post did you make? just go back and read them to get your falacies im done rewriting autistic poat for the day with no verifiable information,your still autistic and seemed triggered kek
>>74964073
>spending so much time worrying about another country
You've already lost
>>74969913
Another words when visiting your shit hole countries tourist attractions my wife walked in one bathroom door I walked in another and we met in the fucking middle because it could be used by either gender fuck wit
>>74964073
>drive before you vote
Because steering a vehicle is generally thought as simpler than deciding the future of your state and country
>sex at 18 and drink at 21
Gross simplification, you can have sex as much younger but only with those who are within a certain degree of your age. Nothing illegal about a couple 14 year olds bumping uglies. As for drinking, why do you care so much about the freedom to corrupt youth?
>Where you can carry a gun in public but not a bottle of alcohol
Trust me, the gun causes fewer problems
>Where strawmen do strawmen things and police are honored by citizens and hated by degenerates and scum, as everywhere
Nothing to rebuke
>Where you have to pay alimony to your ex-wife even if you don't have kids
Kikes, we're working on it. Wait your turn
>More McDonald's than Libraries
Most libraries are exceptionally larger than McDonald's and cater to a much smaller crowd, also, which do you think you can do faster, eat a cheeseburger or read a book?
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
Aside from the poor grammar I'll say it again: kikes.
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
varies by state, and why shouldn't I be allowed to own a flamethrower? I have brush to clear, I have snow to blow, I have niggers to torch and I have the right to bear arms.
>Where you can find fried butter in every restaurant, but not a salad
You had me going there. Really, 10/10. Sage
How the fuck do you fry butter, it melts.
>>74970050
>In America a woman can make a child with you that you don't want, ask for a paternity test and the man has to give alimony.
>In France the woman can't do that.
Who's cucked again?
>>74964073
>Drive at 15 but you have to wait until you are 18 to vote.
Not in Ohio.
>Where you can only have sex at 18 and drink at 21.
Drinking and driving do not mix.
>Where you carry a gun in public, but not a bottle of alcohol
A fucking LIE.
>Where there are more people on government benefits for being too fat than gym members
Change fat to liberal.
>Where fireworks are illegal and flamethrowers are not
They are both illegal.
>Where you can find fried butter in every restaurant, but not a salad
Another fucking lie from a commie shitskin.
>>74964073
>At least we have a murder rate that's 1200% less than Brazil.
>At least we don't have zika virus and retarded little head babbys.
>At least we have a military that could eliminate your entire country in a matter of days.
What does Brazil have that Americans can't topple?
>>74970227
Not sure but we got fatties here who can fry anything I'm sure it's been done kek
>>74968413
>Harvard offering free online courses to literally anyone with an internet connection
>accessible to a few percent of the population.
This is now a patriotic American thread Silva
>>74970349
>What does Brazil have that Americans can't topple?
Culture
[spoiler]Just kidding[/spoiler]
>>74970359
Yeah no shit I forgot about that
>>74964073
Brazil where you can:
>walk out, get shot
>stay in house, get robbed
>go to job, get kidnapped
>go grocery shopping, get robbed
>report to police, get shot by them
>be white, get discriminated
>be black, get discriminated
>go to beach, there's trash in the water
>go shit, need to put the shit paper in a trash can
>go to metro, die from the smell of pee and sweat
>drink the tap water, get poisoned and die
>go to restaurant, get food poisoning and die
>>74970308
>>In America a woman can make a child with you that you don't want
heard of condoms, faggot?
>>74969744
>>74970065
>>74969632
>ITT we watch two redditards fight over who is the most retarded.
>>74970616
>shitposter
Way to add more value to thread
>>74968753
whose this sperm germ?
>>74970535
top bantz denmark.
>>74964073
>sex at 18
Not in any state that matters
>fireworks are illegal
Where?
>>74970616
That's amazing.
Even mother nature warns us of the eternal Jew.
>>74964073
It's not much better in the UK.
>Can have sex at 16 but can't watch porn until 18
>Can join the military at 16 but can't play Call of Duty until 18.
>Can drive at 17 but can't drink until 18.
I guess it's still better than the US though.
>>74971355
bin that patriotism, subject, you could offend a migrant with it
>>74964073
cant swim in the ocean becasue its full of needles and shit. clean up your act Brazil before you even talk about America.
your nothing but a bunch of indians and slaves trying to build a country.
it is working?
>>74971169
A lot of states in the Northeast. They used to be illegal here in Florida when the drought was bad, but I never saw any enforcement actually doing any enforcing.
>be american
>can't have sex until you're 30
>can't drink until you're 45
>pay a million to learn about white privilege at a McCollege
>pay another 3 million in student loan interest
>pay yet another 2 million for a cardboard hovel with no electricity or indoor plumbing
>finally get a job shoveling shit(a masters degree is required for this in murrika) at $.50 an hour
>work until you're 80 just to pay interest on your mortgage and student loan
>>74964073
Literally none of this is true except for these:
>Where there are more McDonald stores than Libraries (we have the Internet now, dumb ass)
>Where soldiers, that go to poor countries and do nothing, but jerk off and scare innocent people are seen as heroes and Police officers that risk their lives fighting criminals everyday are seen as pigs
Also, South Americans like you literally die trying to sneak into our country. I guarantee that if someone promised you US citizenship if you murdered someone, you'd do it.
>>74968816
>Saint Judo
We will literally punch the cancer out of your childs bones
>>74971625
Fucking kek'd hard at this.
>>74972370
Kek
> Where there are more McDonald stores than Libraries
Where isn't this the case?
>>74964073
>Typical Brazilia (you) hunt.
Keep it up and Australia may be out to get you.
>>74966579
>2016 Not a single Madrassa on that list.
dropped.
>>74966538
Okay, who taught the Turkroach how to use proxies?
>>74964073
Most of what you listed depends entirely on which state your in.
>>Where you can find fried butter in every restaurant, but not a salad
Um no. In fact, not only do we have salads... most restruants here have an entire salad bar eat while waiting on their meals.
