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Hey /pol/

A couple days ago I was accepted for a Goldman Sachs internship. I applied just because of how difficult it was, and wanted to see if I could get in. I was planning on interning at a major national laboratory this summer.

I have never actually had an interest in a career in finance, I have always wanted to be inventor and scientist. I was thinking though, because how Goldman internships means basically a guaranteed job with them, if I should accept the offer, make a bunch of money, then use that money to fund my experiments and studies. I could also get inside look of how Goldman actually works.

Should I do that? Is working for Goldman degenerate?
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>>74960146
Enjoy being hanged when the dollar collapses.

Usury scum.
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>>74960146
Take their shekels, learn their secrets.
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>>74960255
b-b-but what if this happens?>>74960223
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>>74960146
If you love corruption, money and leftism. Then yes, just make sure to vote for hilary and move to an all white area while praising rapefugees crisis in Europe.

Thank you and good luck.
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>>74960146
Goldmans owner george soros is a big part of the reason all the middle class jobs in america are gone to china, so idk how stable your jobs life span will be
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>>74960146
Do what i do

Be jewish and flagrant about it with as many off color jokes as you can
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>>74960299
Most people I know who tried it wound up being slave to the almighty dollar. Often also drug addicts.
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>>74960299
It is going to happen. Goldman Sachs is a dead end and a waste of time.
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>all this goldman sachs hate
they did nothing wrong
>boohoo da jooz omg cucklol
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>>74960300
I despise all of that, but I need money for my studies and experiments and idea. What do?
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>>74960628
Dont be greedy you dumb cunt, money will consume you
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>>74960146
The internship will go well, but working for GS sucks. You're expected to work insane amounts of hours just to be even remotely competitive. If you can't compete, you're out. It's one of the most cutthroat jobs you can get.

I'd recommend you get an internship at a company that matches your passion, and works in the field which you would like to be.
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Have you considered using it as an opportunity to infiltrate the organization and attempt to take it down, either by bomb or subterfuge?
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>>74960628
Just buy drugs with that money. Get more money.
Repeat until OD.

Also fuck some good escorts while you at it at corporate events, just make sure socialize. Don't be too political and if, don't talk shit on Merkel. Erm..

Oh yea, word of advise

>TRUMP WILL LOSE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
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>>74960782
I know a guy who subcontracts for GS. His job, more or less, is to apply the same quant techniques to figuring out who is working efficiently enough and who isn't.

Literally jewing squared. Good for a laugh.
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>>74960319
There is literally not a single truthful statement in that sentence.
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