>new job says no guns on property
>been working there for months with 2 rifles, 3 pistols and a sword in the car the entire time
>mfw
>>74957816
Why
>>74957953
Because when someone snaps and goes postal I'll be the only person who doesnt get murdered becauase I'm not a dumbass
>>74957816
WHY
H
Y
>>74958064
Do you work in your car?
>>74957816
is this your sword?
>>74958571
No, he's going to run out, get a gun, then run back, because he's a superhero
>>74958699
This is
>>74958730
t. Cuck who'll die in a mass shooting
>>74959060
Unless you are in your car with all of your firearms to hand at all times that isn't going to work
>>74957816
2 rifles 3 pistols and NO SHOTTY!!! wtf man
>>74959060
I'm fixing to be a LEO so... nope :)
>>74959253
if you are gonna be leo then you are gonna need that shotty to make up for your wild inaccuracy with your pistol
>>74959197
This is a problem that needs to be adressed, rattle me off some reliable shotguns
>and a sword
>a sword
This is either a great troll, or you're a pathetic fedoraboo.
>>74959379
Is that a giant fucking 12 gauge stuffed down your pants? Or are you just happy to see me, anon? If, the latter, then your too buku...
>>74959253
>tfw LEO
>tfw get a call about a dindu
>entire precint rolls on the house with 20 bearcats
>dindu peeks out window
>HE'S GOT A TOOTHBRUSH
>entire convoy opens on house with mounted Browning M2's
>completely miss house but chop down every single other home on the block leaving this one perfectly intact
>>74957816
Is this you?
>>74959575
I need my tactical claymore incase a dindu rolls upon my car and I cant reach my funs quick enough
>>74957816
>>74957816
>tfw fedora is mightier than the pen
>>74957816
>no bow and arrow
It's like you're not even trying.
>>74957816
Are you by any chance, fat?
>>74958699
>>74959784
>>74959888
>>74959969
>they fell for the KATANA NIPPON STEEL STRONK MEME
>they dont know what a shit tier """""sword""""" it actually is
>>74960079
Thanks Anon, I do need one just incase
>op's girlfriend
Tfw work at a church
Tfw the reverand asked me not bring a gun even in my car
Tfw I'm not gonna be a victim to some piece of shit church shooting atheist weeb
>>74960186
I think a mace would suit him better
>>74960186
>>74959060
The only question that comes to mind when I read that you have a literal sword in your car is:Why?
You got 2 rifles and 3 pistols, and somehow you decide to grab your sword and run towards your enemies that are holding guns? Do you also have full body armor under your clothes or something?
I would choose a trusty hunting knife over that shitty novelty sword any day mate, even a machete would be better tbqh.
>>74960345
>he doesnt paint his face with woad and one up the dindus knife game with a claymore
>>74959888
>>74959969
the weird thing is these people have single handedly ruined the coat and sword look, highlander was the shit but when they had the hat going on with these memes they just flat out fucking killed any chance of anyone wanting to dress like that in real life.
>>74959685
Rodney kek
>>74960699
It's all about their posture, the jackets being ill fitting, generally being fatn wearing fedoras and the fact that its just not in style right now that makes it look stupid, tailors exist for a reason, the reason it works in movies is because the clothes are specially fitted to them and they dont look like greasy baby bearded anime hotgluers
>>74958064
>run to car
>shooter chases after you
>you open trunk
>get shot
>shooter now has access to your mini-arsenal
K
>>74961050
i think this is the reason most of 4chan could choose who to be in this movie they would want to look like this guy instead
>>74961329
>shooter now has much more options on how to horribly murder liberal cucks inside waiting on the police who are an hour away because they dont have guns either
This is a bad thing how? The guns are to protect me, not them
>>74961577
>IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
>ITS BETTER TO BUUUURRRN OUT
>THEN TO FADE AWAY
>>74957816
Aren't these job requirements anti-constitutional?Any lawyers here?
>>74961600
They aren't protecting you if they get you shot.
