http://www.thelocal.se/20160503/swedes-please-give-your-jerk-offs-a-purpose
Is sweden satire?
>>74951867
>sweden
>smemen
>>74951867
>Swedish semem shortage
Can you bring your loli-doujinshi collection + sex toys to the hospital?
>>74951867
>Swedish semen shortage
Also
>Janitor are mad
>>74951867
>Doesn't know that thelocal is a satire site like the onion
Gets me every time how germans/brits/americans never check if a source is legit our not, no wonder you're all getting even more cucked than Sweden.
https://www.rt.com/news/344158-sweden-funded-imam-courses/
you know they probably flush all the white man jizz.
>>74952516
Atleast we aren't england/germany where there are entire muslim schools funded by taxdollars
I don't know how it works in Sweden, but in the US, the sperm bank system is REALLY fucking shady. First of all, all those accepting, tolerant, pro diversity women throw all that brainwashing bullshit out the door the second they start thinking about having a baby. They will only take the sperm of a tall, attractive, rich man with a high status job, lily white skin, blue eyes, and an immaculate health and criminal record. But even if a man can get past the very strict and demand list of requirements, he'd be an idiot to donate his sperm. He has to sign an agreement with the sperm bank to basically become a fucking cumcow, getting milked regularly, even if he doesn't want to. And for doing basically nothing but screening men and collecting jizz, the sperm banks receive MASSIVE payments from desperate spinster women, for which the man receives only a tiny amount. And increasingly kids are getting records released of sperm donors, even though the bank has explicit agreements of anonymity with donors. It's not far fetched to think that eventually donors will be sued for child support. Even if the women don't win, the man will be out legal fees.
You'd have to be retarded to donate sperm. Playing video games on the internet makes more money for fuck's sake.
>>74952600
Herr Shekelberg öppnade just en muslimsk folkhögskola...
>>74952349
>>74952600
>Sweden in charge of damage control
It's not satirical, I actually had to look it up after first reading it.
>>74951867
Sweden is a joke
What's wrong with this though? Wouldn't it mean more Swedish babies instead of niggers and sandniggers?
Well I'm a Swedish American, my family moved here in the 1920's.
I have 20/20 vision, I am 6'2 and in shape, I joined the military and went to college.
I shall mail you boatloads of fucking semen...
No reverse pun intended.
>>74953582
In Sweden, "Swedish" means immigrant. If they meant native Swede male they'd use the colloquial term "neo nazi"
>>74953672
But women wouldn't want an half arab or nigger baby via sperm donation, right?
>>74952557
>tfw sperm banks will begin screening out caucasian males and only african sperm will be used for insemination
>>74951867
It was never just a centuries if not millenia old meme.
We tried to warn you for ever.
It's over 15 years since I wouldn't even go near a swedish woman, yet let one in on our parties. Toxic
>>74953781
I think you don't understand what we are dealing with here, my friend.
>>74953781
They don't but all those doctors are Jewish, expect them to use nigger sperm on white woman whether they want it or not.
>>74953790
>>74952349
http://www.thelocal.se/20160524/why-swedish-football-is-introducing-a-green-card
if that's supposed to be satire it's damn friggin good.
>>74953790
>Swedish women will not be allowed to choose the phenotype of their donor because it will be deemed racist
>>74954278
>a fucking 'you're a good goy' card
>>74954278
>>74953404
>Look how can it be satire if one whole site on the internet wrote of it!
>I won't post a secondary source since this is satire but still!
Wow it must be nice being this stupid.
>>74951867
>>74954599
This is just waiting to happen in Sweden.
http://nieuwsblad.be/cnt/DMF20140211_00974289
A private Dutch sperm clinic impregnated up to 500 women
with the sperm of a mentally handicapped Surinamese man by accident, it has been revealed
The clinic was also caught falsifying records and storing semen in leaking tanks.
Dutch woman Sonja Noordhoek went to the Humo Medical Center in Bijborp and had two children – a son and a daughter – with the help of the sperm bank. The donor sheet claimed that the sperm came from a Dutch man with two children and a university degree who grew up in South Limburg.
“But while the children were growing up, they were getting darker,” says Sonja. The biological father was then discovered to be an autistic Surinamese man. Sonja said that her daughter did not inherit the mental disability, but her son has some degree of retardation. “I came into contact twelve half brothers and sisters, and ten of them have problems,” Sonja said.
It turns out that the Surinamese man had donated more than was legally allowed, and that this seed was spread throughout the Netherlands and even exported to Austria. It is estimated that between 400 and 500 women have become pregnant with his rotten and corrupted seed.
Jan Karbaat, the doctor who ran the clinic, is under criminal investigation.
>>74954599
>>64951235
Why are finns so buttmad at Sweden?
Is it because we literally own most of your country through our economy?
Or the fact that our men are fucking your women to such an extent that Swedish is an official language in finland?
Or maybe it is that you never won a war against us?
Or the fact that you aren't even white and have a HIGHER immigrant population than us that is also growing? (whilst Swedens is slowing down)
Or is it because finns are not only shorter in statue but also have smaller dicks than Swedes?
Here are some sources in case you're outside the northern countries and think I'm making this up:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height
Its quite well known here that finns talk shit behind our backs but are to scared to take a fight irl since they know they will get their shit kicked in again.
And everyone in the Nordic countries already knows why finland spreads its gay fantasies everywhere, incase you haven't read up on finnish history:
"The lost wars and the sustained and bitter fight against the former ally had a strong impact on national sentiment, especially on popular visions of masculinity. In large part, this was linked to a feeling of bitterness towards the Swedes who had managed to stay outside the war even though many finnish soldiers had had homosexual experiences with members of the German troops during the war, derisive talk of Swedish men 'like that' - homosexual- increased after the war."
>>74954900
>Sweden can't handle the bants
>>74953992
This happened at least once in America and in the >Reddit thread everyone was calling the mother an evil racist bitch for complaining about being deceived into raising a niglet.
>>74953041
Must have atleast a B.A., play an instrument, and imaculate health. There are a few other qualifications but if you pass them and tug a few gallons you can pay for some nice things. There are times of stories of dudes paying for flights, hotel stays, and football games for just giving them the ole supply and demand.
>>74951867
First they promote mudblood breeding now they want the pure stuff?
Make up your mind.
>>74954900
Black men are mor dominant and physicly superior to swedish fags.
Yes, I get that you little racists get all angry like cute little squiqqly pets, but you need to understand, the average swede watches television and lives in middle class neighbourhood.
They get PTSD from a single fight, they are awkward, mentally ill, and socially disabled.
Africans have survived warfare, scheming, gangfights, warfare, starvation, the natural selection in africa only allow the strongest most powerful individuals to breed.
Now take these alpha dominant africans who been murdering their enemies since day one, put them with the little beta swedes who at tops 'hit the gym' and lift tiny weights, and put them against a warrior. And soon you will see why blacks conquer the shit out of swedes.
And sure, the whites, and swedes denial will be strong, its psychological. When screaming nigger doesnt work any longer, whites cling onto
>b-but muh m-money! m-muh more f-financial secure..
Yes keep making money to make up for your inferiority, but beware, middle class will soon vanish completly, and you will be left to face the reality of competing with blacks and moslems on even scale. And they will win, because they are more adept, stronger, more persistant.
Reality will kick in, and whites inferiority begins to show. Swede stand no chance, your daughers are born whores, your sons are geneticly too weak to fight.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCyUSncORqX/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCTuwBhuRt9/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBVtqciuRq5/
>>74953041
>>74956277
It's a binding contract that ties you to the clinic. I've heard it compared to how liver failure ties you to dialysis clinics in terms of how it restricts your movement.
>>74954900
The swede is buttmad
>>74956447
Jesus, man, in your efforts to claim Sweden is cucked you come off as the absolute winner in the cuckolympics.
>>74956447
Oh look it's finland.
Moving on.
Why don't we start European sperm banks in Africa?
I think Africa might almost be functional after a few generations of admixture with whites.
>>74957289
Did you forget to check the state mandated flowchart or something? More whites is racist, fewer whites is progressive.
If I know anything about Sweden, and I do. They probably just hire Swedish women to milk the migrants, to cope with the problem.
>>74957413
They wouldn't be white though. They'd be 1/32 black, and therefore 100% negroid.
>>74951867
>http://www.thelocal.se/20160503/swedes-please-give-your-jerk-offs-a-purpose
"should donate to help single mothers conceive"
Umm how about hell no?
What kind of piece of shit man would give his sperm to a single mother to be abused and neglected for 18 years?
I am disgust. Think of the children!
>>74957577
They'd call it neo-colonialism, or genetic colonialism, or something equally retarded.
The same people saying you couldn't possibly kick out the foreign invaders from Europe are the ones who celebrated whites getting kicked out of African nations, like Zimbabwe. You can't reason with leftist racists.
>>74953781
/r/ the story of the mentally retarded nigger who impregnated 500 women through sperm donation without their consent. The women thought the sperm came from blue eyed blond haired men with degrees.
>>74954654
>with his rotten and corrupted seed.
kek,
