https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/24/jane-bond-gillian-anderson-next-007-twitter#comments
Are you ready for that diversity /pol/?
What's that? You don't want a woman as James Bond? SEXIST MISOGYNIST SHITLORD PIG
>>74947216
It's gonna be hilarious when this flops and the only people defending this trash are femcunts on tumblr and twitter.
It might be worth watching if she still chases women though
>>74947216
Better than a nigger desu. Last bond movies were shit anyway
>>74947216
>Star of The X-Files and The Fall puts herself into the running – alongside Tom Hiddleston, Idris Elba and Damian Lewis
>>74947216
I don't really care about that, James Bond was always a codename and she's not even using it
>>74947216
Sooo... is David Duchovny going to be the next Moneypenny?
"Fox Moneypenny".
a woman can't be james bond because women aren't cool, charming, or physically intimidating.
there's also the problem where they won't be able to do ANYTHING to her without the purple hair sjw's crying foul about how it's triggering and literally rape for some supervillain to tie her down or whatever.
>>74947433
>woman
>looks weak
>black
>ginger
Yeah, nah.
>>74947216
I don't mind a female james bond as long as she's a badass, gun-toting lesbian. Gillian Anderson has a nice face for the role but she needs to do some serious bulking up before she can really fit the role.
>>74947577
>a woman can't be james bond because women aren't cool, charming, or physically intimidating.
This is true.
Why does this keep happening
Why do people think it's OK for this thought process to happen
>let's make a female x movie
Instead of
>let's make a good x movie
>>74947216
I don't really care if it's a woman, and Anderson is cool, but she's really old by now. Too old to play Bond, at least.
>>74947216
Isn't the suave, dangerous ladies-man-of-the-cold-war insertion fantasy the entire appeal of the Bond series to most?
Woody Allen played the best bond anyways.
Oh goddamnit.
They didn't learn their fucking lesson with that God awful ghost busters remake so here we go again.
Actually no, this is good. It sets more of a trend. Add diversity and expect failure. More visibility of such failures might help blue pills identify think more about this.
>>74947433
I hope it will be Idris Elba.
He will then opt out from the dark tower, and someone better and whiter will be the gunslinger. The 007 franchise is dead anyway.
>>74947692
sjw bucks
>>74947216
So who is going to play the girl that bond trys to get with? A black guy?
>>74947433
The only bond movies I ever liked were the pierce brosnan ones, he's everything bond should be to me.
>>74947951
I would take that bet.
Gillian is my waifu
imokaywiththis
>>74947770
no they'll just blame white males for not paying to see a terrible movie
The name is Russia
Soviet Russia
>>74947216
Literary anyone would be better than Daniel.
Oh look, yet another movie they fucked up that i won't be seeing.
The bondservice girl gomna be a nigger and moneypeny a guy?
Female M and Q?
What is this shit?
>>74947833
>He will then opt out from the dark tower
He won't m8. They making it with nigger as rolland. First pics already in the internet
>>74948095
Daniel Craig was literally the best James Bond. Big, bulky and gritty. Not any of that gay fairy Pierce Brosnan shit.
I don't really have a problem with this in theory. Women could just as easily be stone cold assassins.
Of course they'll probably fuck it up, and the "bond boy" will be some useless schlub.
>inb4 jillian anderson as jane bond and idris elba as her loveinterest. The eternal jew strikes again
>not celebrating timothy fucking dalton and no one else
brosnan is just a copycat with more jew money behind him. the shitty script for living daylights and the poorly-executed "american" characters aren't dalton's fault. he would have been the greatest.
>>74947216
I can believe that a female can be a secret agent, but can't you make your own damn IP?
>>74948358
His movies were more like Bourne or die hard rather than Bond. They all sucked.
Will Tay be the next Bond Girl?
http://www.faz.net/
topkek
>>74948477
That's how a real life Bond would be senpai.
>>74947479
Go back to Cracked you humongous faggot
Most likely rumors of a drastic character change for bond are just to generate free publicity. If it happens you know that the franchise is dead.
A while after that they will reboot the franchise to "classic bond"
>>74947216
it can't be worse than the last one anyway, no matter who stars in it, nigger, woman or whatever
Spectre was probably the worst film of the franchise and they probably can't go lower than that
#1 Sean Connery
#2 Rodger Moore
#3 Daniel Craig
#4-9000Nobody gives a fuck about Tim, George, David or Berry
#9001 fucking Pierce Brosnan
>>74947216
>all this speculation from a photoshop by a fan
lol guardian kill urself my man
Gillian needs to look like this before she can play a proper Bond tbhfam
>>74948543
kek
kill my country please
I CANT BELIEVE YOU SHITLORDS YOU ARE ALL MISOGYNISTIC PATRIARCHAL CAPITALIST DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL
>>74948666
Yeah James Bond has always been know for being ripped. Oh wait no he hasn't.
>>74948358
Daniel Craig was generic action hero #528, skyfall, quantum of solace and Casino Royale all sucked because of him.
Brosnan was suave and charismatic as fuck, completely hit all the nails on the head for cold war ladies man double agent.
>>74947479
That fanfic has been debunked.
>>74948730
The rules would be different if a woman was filling Bond's shoes. If she's to be physically intimidating she needs to be big, large and huge, moreso than the average man. In fact, if they could utilize some CGI trickery to make Gillian like 8 feet tall that'd be awesome. They could even have a scene where she has a harem of like a dozen smaller women and acts the alpha dyke female, then she goes outs and busts some heads, then comes back for some full tribadism.
>>74947756
Woody Allen never played Bond.
>>74948543
Who gives a fuck about what real life would be, it's about that self insert romanticized version of the cold war. Real life is shit
>>74947951
Idris Elba
>>74947216
It's gonna be Hiddleston you dumbass
>>74949057
Cuck
>>74949113
Casino Royale. And there was a female Bind in it. And David Niven. And Peter Sellers.
>>74948622
Your list is somewhat bad, and you should feel bad.
Its amazing how easy it is to sell nothing to women
Holy shit
>>74948349
absolutely fucking haram, im still fucking mad
>>74949219
I wouldn't mind getting cucked by a big, muscular lesbian tbhfam.
>>74949273
Women aren't gonna watch this shit. Do you think they'd rather look at Gillian or sexy, ripped Craig with his gaunt cheeks and dreamy looks, no homo?
>Ghostbusters
>Oceans 11
>now James Bond
Are women just so incredibly uncreative and cannot come up with their own IPs?
A female secret agent? that never happened in the Bond movies
>>74947412
Not really. I hate dindus as much as the next anon but Idris Elba would have been a much better pick. That dude is super white washed.
Women secret agents aren't as interesting, won't be as exciting, and 90% of it will be suspense to disbelief whereas some of the thing James did might have actually been plausible.
>>74949250
David Niven played James Bond in that movie.
Woody Allen played Bond's Nephew, Jimmy.
>>74947216
>gillian-anderson
MUH DIK
>>74947216
>Scully
iam ok with this
>>74947216
Anderson is like 5 ft 2 and she's getting old. My money is on her Bing the new q or a supporting character. Maybe his CIA contact.
>bond is not a black ape
>bond girl is not a kebab refugee from uzbekistan
>the villain is not a slave owner from kentucky
this movie is clearly not diverse enough nor does is it explain slavery.
>>74947412
I have to agree. As least Gillian is British and a classy piece of ass (for an older woman).
Fucking up bond was gonna happen one way or another. At least its not some monkey in a tux with a bad accent.
>>74948017
/Thread
>>74948349
This made me forget the face of my father in rage.
>>74949395
The joke in the movie is that they renamed all the agents bond so no one would know who the real bond was, and Jimmy bond was impersonating James bond.
>>74949470
>>74949129
>it's about that self insert romanticized version of the cold war.
The Cold War has been over for more than 2 decades.
>>74947657
>Gillian Anderson
>nice face
Maybe before the plastic, yeah.
>>74948622
>Daniel Craig
>#4
pleb taste
>>74947216
Can't wait to see the new James Jeanette Bond be enriched by a somalian rapefugee before having to fight an evil white man oppressing the mudslims.
>>74949525
Yes but he never played James Bond only someone impersonating him so he didn't play Bond.
I wouldn't really even consider it a true bonds film since its entirely satire.
>>74948017
/thread
>>74947216
Jane Bond 2016. No Review. I refuse.
>>74949688
>entirely satire
If by satire you mean bloated, unfunny late 60s too-many-degrees-of-separation-psychedelia-borne-out-of-necessity-to-revive-the-project then okay.
And do you always stamp out bad jokes like the flaming bags of shit they are?
>>74947216
I don't really like James Bond, theyve always been too PG and cardboard for me. But if any chick should get a role like this it's based Gillian Anderson
They can't make a new female spy character?
They need to gut a beloved character and call the new shell "Jane"
>>74947216
They have made 8000 Bond films they could easily introduce a female spy character and then give her a spin off.
Bond is a "lady's man" which is impossible for a female character to play.
>female bond needs to seduce an enemy spy
>hi
>yes
>want to have Sex
>...okay
>>74949595
She's got a nice resting bitch face, big chin, nice nose genetics and a luscious but commanding lip shape. Regardless of her history with plastic surgery, I can think of far worse contenders for a female James Bond based on face alone.
>>74948349
1000%MAD.jpg
Roland is supposed to look like clint eastwood in his prime.
They should've cast Scott Eastwood, and aged him up a little with makeup.
>>74947216
who cares the entire 007 stuff went down hill years ago. they made james bond ghey already what more could they do
james bond is a womanizer which means in the gender translation she is a slut. so at some point shes going to bend over and some guy is going to be smacking her ass
I haven't really watched bond films since the 90s anyway, so I can't say I really care that they are putting the final nail in the coffin of an already dead series anyway honestly.
>>74949849
Why wouldn't she be seducing female enemy spies?
>>74948017
why not both thought?
Old man Bond story hasn't been done i think?
>>74949977
It is current year after all.
>>74947216
Yeah sure, ruin my favorite series of all time. Fuckin bullshit.
>>74950001
Pretty sure they did over-the-hill bond with Sean Connery or Roger Moore... Casino Royale has a "retired" bond that's hung up about Mata Hari
I guess the Jews will have to decide between shekels or diversity.
I don't see a female or minority bond drawing in the crowds like a traditional Brit.
Also why is it such a big thing now to cast minorities in white roles but throw a fit if a white person plays an "ethnic" role
>>74949395
And Jimmy is diminutive of...?
But yea, that CR is just a joke thing anyway.
>>74950041
>Anglophile manchild Canadian upset they're making Shebond movies
This thread gets better and better
>>74948561
personally im waiting for the BBC to manage to finally go full retard and make the next Doctor Who and transgender black cripple female lesbian.
>yfw they'll top it by making his/her/it companion a gay white man in a relationship with a dead cat boy
Its the BBC so this actually becomes more plausible as the years go by
>>74947216
do we have to call it "diversity"?
can't we admit that the whole bond franchise has been desperately stale for decades and constantly needs to reinvent itself?
Gillian Anderson is a good actress. I think it could work, and I don't think it has anything to do with feminism.
What will irritate me is the feminists that will lap it up, claiming another 'victory' for their cause when its just a high risk strategy from the producers
>>74950093
Is this your first exposure to liberal double think?
>>74949823
No it was as a satire the director couldn't come to terms with Eon Productions so instead of trying to fight them (which he thought he would lose) he made the movie a satire.
>>74947216
Not diverse enough, unless she only dates black men in the movie, and is an absolute whore while doing so.
>>74950264
So you do always stamp out jokes like flaming shit bags then...
>>74947216
Female Bond? Bullshit. Female superspy? Could be cool. Could be super fucking cool to show how different types of agents get things done. Could be mega fucking cool if the female spy movies intertwine with the Bond films in a larger universe.
Why do they have to replace existing characters? Why can't they make their own movies and stories?
>>74950368
actually a good point
>>74950209
the problem with a woman in the role of something like James Bond is that theres no way to be taken serious.
Especially with the ever increasing focus of crazy massive body count and shenanigans setpieces that the newer movies have been moving toward
>>74949829
You never played No One Lives Forever? Female spies can work, but only in comedies.
>>74950368
>Why can't they make their own movies and stories?
Because movies like Salt flopped.
>>74947216
To be honest James Bond movies have been shit ever since gondeneye, the last good movie from the franchise, all the following movies were shit tier.
>>74947216
If they want to keep it in the Bond-universe, then I'd actually enjoy seeing a movie based on one of the badass female spies/agents/henchwomen that are sent after Bond in every movie. There was usually two in the older movies, one that becomes the love interest and one that is her opposite. Let's see the SMERSH anti-Bond femme fatal.
Not going to go see this. Let it flop like Ghostbusters.
>>74950500
>serious bond movie
Dude, all of those movies are camp with an espionage backdrop. Would much rather watch a movie that's to the spy movie genre what Jackie brown is to the heist movie genre than serious minded action.
>>74947216
james berg was always a british nigger loving faggot. Behead a national you queer.
>>74947216
Why don't they just create a new dubs0 character that is a woman? Do they really need to take an existing character and gender bend it?
>>74949829
Imagine if we replaced some iconic female character with a male
Idk like a new titanic with a male in the lead role
they'd call it APPROPRIATION
>>74948358
Craig isn't Dalton tho.
>>74950209
If it has nothing to do with feminism, I have no problem with it.
Problem is this is the entertainment industry we're talking about, so of course it's about feminism.
At least they didn't pick some cunt like Emma Watson
>>74947216
Only really played the games on 64.
Would fuck her though, even if she kinda ugly. Dont know why always thought there was something sexy about her.
Would watch just cause might see her tits
>>74947216
id rather get a black james bond
![new-haywire-poster2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JQ67WZ8.jpg "new-haywire-poster2[1].jpg")
>>74950574
If I remember Haywire did decently well and had good reviews, its just I can't think of any serious female spy movies since
>>74950750
Based tastes desu
>>74947216
I like Gillian Anderson, but fucking really?
>>74950838
>Dont know why always thought there was something sexy about her.
resting bitch face
>>74950574
Never saw SALT, but I could imagine a female Bourne. Just make her a little less physical, a little more cerebral. We always expect men in serious spy movies. A serious female agent would be such a change of pace because it plays on the notion that everyone's looking for Bond while this little chick slips on through.
>>74950500
I get you, but if anything it makes me even more keen for a woman to play the role. The drawn out action scenes just wash over me now. The seemingly endless fistfights where you know Bond has to win are so boring.
A woman in the role would mean she has a physical disadvantage a lot of the time. She'd have to be sneaky, snapping necks and using poison darts and shit, or use her femininity to her advantage. It would be a great excuse to go back to a simpler, more stylish bond film. More cloak and dagger than michael bay
>>74947433
>puts herself into the running
i want to put Jeb! in the running too, if the peanut gallery has a say in this
>>74950949
You just described Salt and a few others like it. None did very well.
There are hundreds of women in action roles. Honestly, "Jane bond" sounds like a Chinese rip off of "GI Jane"
It's your movie studio, but if you want to make money, go with James Bond and make a women's action movie later
>>74950759
It's only about feminism if we make it about feminism. The best thing to do, and what would piss of the feminist more than anything, is if we were all happy about it. Feminists just want to piss men off, what better than to fully support a female in the role.
Only gillian anderson though, I cant think of another woman i'd want doing the job
>>74950992
>Jeb always wanted to be 007 if his prospects as President failed
>George W never gave no shits about being 007 or President
>Jeb is turned down for the role and his Brother gets it
>>74950860
No you fucking retard. I'd rather have a white woman than a nigger. Kys
>>74947216
Except she's old and decrepit, not at all suave or hot.
>But muh X-files reboot
I mean, Tea Leoni used to be hot as fuck, that doesn't mean Madam Secretary hasn't seen better days.
Yeah not happening. Just like there won't be gay Bond or nigger Bond. But you can still have gay villain who falls for him. Because Bond is power fantasy for white heterosexual men and doing this is a huge risk especially after Ghostbusters flop.
>>74947216
>A middle aged woman is somehow supposed to be a super active and athletic spy while also being smooth and suave as fuck.
>>74947216
Meh, could actually be pretty rad if they do it well.
As far as i've understood they aren't doing the whole "Hurr 007 was always a female" but rather "This 007 is" which is a huge difference.
I like it. Not joking.
She's extremely attractive at least.
>>74951199
Excuse me, Tea Leoni is still hot as fuck.
>>74951121
I think the problem is that women don't really like the actiongirl role. It's not what they go to movies to see. So you have to write your movie for men, but most men that go to see action movies generally want to see a man doing all the shit they'd like to do. It's one of those gaps where no one really wants to see it as entertainment, so the writers have to be really good at making the characters and story work together. People will watch a slick, smart movie about anything, but no one cares about a "popcorn" action flick with women, unless they're naked.
>>74947216
Giving the queen of England a young testicular implant will make more sense than a lady James Bond.
I like Gillian Anderson so fuck you all.
Also there's something fucking odd about the rise of nu-male white british actors such as for example tom hiddleston, benedict cuntsnatch, and martin freeman. They come across to me as the type of people who couldn't look you in the eye while holding a conversation.
>>74948358
To be fair, Brosnan's Bond movies sucked after Tomorrow Never Dies because the plots and writing sucked.
>>74949357
There was one, but it didn't seem to be very popular
Too bad I liked it
>>74947577
>there's also the problem where they won't be able to do ANYTHING to her without the purple hair sjw's crying foul about how it's triggering and literally rape for some supervillain to tie her down or whatever.
It so happens I have leaked stills from some of the "test footage" of the new Feminist Bond.
>>74951516
True, the plots and writing were terrible. Brosnan was definitely a different style of Bond from the others, but there was a certain comical entertainment to be had from his smarmy Bond.
>>74947833
I can't express how fucking butthurt I am over the casting of Roland OF GILEAD. Holy fucking hell. Gilead was supposed to be like Camelot and the gunslingers the knights of the round. If it was the Rolando of Swaziland they could cast the black.
>>74949357
>Oceans 11
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
>>74951520
That shit just weirded me out. In a strange way it was inspired, but seriously.
>>74951410
True, but she is over the hill, you gotta admit.
>>74951471
Jesus the young ned stark is like another cucumbersnatch. Is there some genetic lab in London or something sending all these freaks out? What's with this facial structure?
>>74949382
Charlie's Angels was great anon
Co-opting shit like this just makes it bad.
Creating your own women super spy has real potential to make a great film.
>>74947216
>Jane Bond will be a mary sue
>Will have a colored romantic interest, possibly a woman
>Movie starts off with James Bond failing his mission horribly
>Audience subliminally thinks of white men as old and weak
>Main villain will be a fat and bald billionaire shown to rape and abuse people weaker than him
>Turns out to be a coward when the stronk womyn beats up his henchmen
>Movie ends with more Jane setting up an all-female elite branch in the organization
Can't wait
>>74947216
ENOUGH
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>>74951924
That sounds just like san andreas with the rock. They made the only white adult male role in it a backstabbing cunt and the rock took his woman and saved the day. Couldn't make it up.
>>74947433
Tom Hiddelston would make a good bond.. or a good bond villain.
>>74949347
She looks like liv tyler except with big tits and over sized steroid muscles.
>>74947216
I'm actually ok with this.
>>74948349
fucking atrocious. the Gunslinger should be white and ragged, like a young clint eastwood
Bond has always been played by a british male actor.
What is the point in changing that?
If they want to make an agent movie with a female lead or a minority actor - for all I care, do it. But why do they need to rape an existing franchise.
>>74947216
Not in the books. Not cannon.
No fucks given.
>>74952782
>Bond has always been played by a british male actor.
Lazenby is Australian.
>>74947216
Scully??
Only real problem I have with this shit is Bond is already an established character.
It's like, who's bond? A slick as super secret womanizing British dude that drives nice car and plays with gadgets and shit. That's the character.
If they want more minorities and shit in film then maybe they could just make some new characters.... just a thought.
>>74947216
Gillian Anderson is pretty based. Wouldn't mind her being Bond
>>74949020
>>74948017
>>74951516
The problem was that
1) They basically ran out of Ian Fleming's source material to source scripts on.
2) Albert R. Broccoli died during production of Tommorow Never dies, and thus went the last vanguard of the intellectual property.
Everything ever since has just been the typical movie studio exec circlejerk bullshit and every movie since Tomorrow Never Dies has been quite shit.
> "What if we give Bond an invisible car" -"what if bond WAS an invisible car" -"HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA BREAK THE BOX OFFICE".
> "Our test screenings have shown that all the cool shit didn't sit well with the core demogtaphic and has to be removed".
> "What if the main antagonist of the movie was THE FUCKING SUN and the boss fight was Bond running away from rays and shit"
> "Brosnan's wife is fat now, let's give the part to someone else"
> "Get with the times grandpa people don't want James Bond they want Jason Bourne so let's #evolve"
> "We'll just remake the parody of the remake of Casino Royale as a gritty serious film"
> "Oh fuck it, just cast Christoph Waltz in it and put enough $$$ into CGI and PR. These idiots would watch diarrhea dry on a big screen if we put enough marketing shekels into circulation".
And thus died James Bond.
>>74947216
FUcking cishit pig shitlord fuckers
Catsing a woman for james bond is a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111!!!11!!!!!1
If you really cared about justice you would cast a black crippled transwoman subdolphin :^)
>>74947216
>>74951660
Brosnan's Bond became too OP. I like seeing him wrecking shit, but damn, the guy knows how to operate every vehicle and experimental weapon with perfection. At least in Goldeneye that was balanced out with Trevelyan being arguably the most dangerous opponent Bond's had, and in TWINE where Elektra manipulates him.
>>74952977
>Mr "I was so bad they immediately reverted to the previous actor after one movie" Bond was Australian
Colour me surprised
>>74947216
You cannot be serious, this is a joke.
I'm going to go onto google and search for the real article, and I'm going to come back and call you a faggot liar.
>>74953863
God DAMNIT it's real... well, she won't actually get the part.
Right...?
>>74950992
I would honestly vote for Jeb over the rest of these other "bonds".
Jesus Christ, at least we'd get a fantastic comedy.
>>74947216
Why am I not surprised. We all saw it coming.
As far as I know, Bond is supposed to be Fleming's idealized version of himself. Therefore, he should be White, Anglo, charming, Male, and good with women.
Now, Tom Hiddelston could probably fill all of those roles, while the Black and the girl would both leave one empty (assuming the girl plays a lesbo).
James Bond isn't a fucking codename like M or Q. Remember, M is now a dude after being Judy Dench for years, and Q is a scrawny little hipster.
>The series will die.
>>74948349
I will not see this shit.
I will do everything in my power to avoid seeing a single photogram.
>>74951924
On fucking point.
>Plenty of other femme fatales with their own movies
>bond himself regularly has female partners
You guys really let the most trivial shit rustle your jimmies eh? The only thing that bothers me is if she'll be wearing a pant suit or skirt suit.
The skirt will be impractical for kicking (unless its like a ruffled skirt, at least then we'll get lots of panty shots). And if its pants it wont really make her very feminine, which I'm guessing is what they want to express.
Just get Emily Blunt you degenerates, fucks sake
>>74947216
>Gillian Anderson has hinted that she would accept the role as the first female Bond, tweeting out a mocked-up poster of herself as 007.
Great. Now I'm going to hint that James Bond is not a comic book character so we can't suspend our disbelief to the point where we think ScarJo has a hope in hell vs a Soviet murder machine.
>>74947216
You know, it's the same with everything else.
Rebooting in an alternate universe is fucking shit.
I don't care if they want to make a movie with a woman or a black or whatever but there's no fucking reason to rehash the old stories with an alternative cast of characters when it could be just as easy with a female crossover.
You can't just toss a new movie out there with a broad and expect immediate traction.
Eh whatever... this time sucks. This era of humanity is fucking gay and lame.
Just such trash everywhere.
>>74947216
Bond should be a paki. That way the movies can be centered around actual espionage instead of just stupid spy games.
>>74947216
Why the fuck would they do a genderbent Bond?
They're literally saying that a female-centric franchise can't stand on its own.
>>74947216
First ghostbusters, not this. Is Hollywood trying to ruin every good movie?
why do SJW's always have to inject their poison into otherwise healthy hosts? They are like fucking parasites.
You don't see me lobbying to get more straight white normal people in portlandia or whatever other weird shit they watch. I just watch stuff i like and move the fuck on, if i don't like it i don't watch it end of story. Never have a had the desire to force my opinions/worldviews/demographic on stuff others enjoy.
SJW's are fucking cancer, i know we throw that word around a lot here but they literally behave like cancer
>>74947216
>merchant hands
>>74951520
Weird as fuck movie but I actually enjoyed it. Acting wasnt god-awful and the chicks were hot - played out like an hour and a half long music vid.
Well, at least it isn't a nigger.
>>74949587
So? I think you might be missing the point
I like Gillian Anderson. Y'all are whining about nothing there have already been like 30 James Bond movies
>>74947924
>>74947924
SJW bux is a meme. There is no evidence that SJWs actually buy the products that are ruined for them.
Ian Fleming is rolling in his grave, upsetting entire Sevenhampton cemetery
>>74947216
i wonder how many flops it'll take before they cut this shit out
>>74947216
>Meanwhile Elba, who starred in Luther, has >spoken of being weary of the constant >speculation. “I’m probably the most famous >Bond actor in the world, and I’ve not even >played the role,” he said in an interview with >the Daily Telegraph in 2015. “Enough is >enough. I can’t talk about it any more.”
Done with this franchise if Craig or another "WHITE FUCKING MALE" doesn't play Bond, good riddance, I hope the movie production loses money if they go woman or black male for the next Bond character.
>>74947349
Nope, all the enemies are going to be white men and she's going to shoot them all while they bumble around inept
Lol /pol/ gets triggered by this shit more than sjws do.
>>74956921
They're female NEET legbeards. No SJWs have money, they hate money and capitalism.
>>74947216
She is too old and too pussy-eater.
Leftists suck ass.
http://northwestfront.org/2016/05/radio-free-northwest-may-19th-2016/
Go to 8:00 and listen to Adam Corolla discuss why honest, law-abiding white people are going for Trump.
Definitely worth a listen.
how roles can be cast for anyone besides Laverne Cox is beyond me. She is the only one who ticks all the boxes
>>74948358
>who is sean connery
>not doing a spin off of james bond with a black guy like 009 or a women 003.
>>74947216
A woman James Bond?
Why not a black-transgender James Bond?
>>74947657
>lesbian
Sweden literally cannot get uncucked
>>74959069
please don't even joke
>>74947216
It's like they haven't fucking learned from Ghostbusters
>>74947216
Do women like action movies? Because most guys aren't going to see this and the people who make it want to recoup their investment.
Seems dumb. Unless they make it a romance about Jane Bond finding a rich mysterious terrorist badboy and changing him to be a good guy...
This shit might work, tbhfam.
While this will doubtlessly couse fuss, ruining the trademark will be far from profitable
>>74947216
Implying a woman can be anywhere near as good at the extreme multitude of tasks an agent like James Bond can.
The few times brute force is necessary she would just fail time after time until it gets her killed. Look at her. She has no fucking muscle.
>>74947216
Stick to Fox Mulder, luv.
>>74958953
A spin off With agent 003 or something, would make more sense than a female being 007
>>74957272
You forgot the black boyfriends who beats the limp-dick evil white boi.
>>74947216
Such a disaster in the making (If it gets made).
Jane Bond fucks the shit out of an alpha male to try to turn him, he leaves her a quivering mass of protoplasm, then begs him to take her back to Sceptre where she pledges allegiance to Blofeld.
Who then fucks the shit out of her.
Want to piss off SJWs? Start referring to this as a parody from now on.
>>74948358
I agree Danebro. Literally only human, no special powers, britlookalike real life James Bond. Nice charisma.
I actually enjoyed it completely. (except quantum was trashy)
But Casion Royale is top JB movie I watched.
>>74953323
nice summarisation
Why is she white? Das pretty racis.
>>74947642
this is my reasoning too. hiddleson just isn't macho enough, he is too effeminate, too thinly faced.
ginger guy is ginger and is good in a few shows, but i don't think he'd be good.
to be black and bond is ludacris. bond is half scot half swiss.
also, how many black men work for MI6? i wuld imagine that the ethinic ranking go:White, Indian/Paki/Bangladeshi,...
The premise of Bond is that he can go anywhere and not be out of place. He introduces himself as James Bond and people just think "of course". A black man in a suit would look out of place anywhere that isn't Africa or the Caribbean. People would either be suspicious of a black man or at least notice him and keep an eye on him. A white man can go anywhere and people just accept it. That is the white mans privilege.
>>74949849
They were going to do it with halle berry's character from die another day until someone realised she was shit.
>>74953323
Or maybe people are tired of indestructible Batmans, Supermans, whoknowswhos and they actually love to see realistic James Bond?
What's the big deal in character who is stronger than everyone, smarter than everyone, gets every pussy he wants, drives through walls makes 720 noscope midairjumps?
>literally Vin Diesel in XXX
>>74947216
wew
Bond is such a shitty movie.
Gillian Anderson is cool tho imo.
So I don't get the fuzz around this. Would you guys also be butthurt if...i dont know - Coca Cola changed their color to blue?
>men aren't even allowed to have spy fantasy movies anymore
JUST
>>74961255
>that false equivalency
stick to posting that toothbrush gif estfagia
Im ok with this as long as it is set in the cold war era and as campy as man from uncle.
>>74947216
WHY ISN'T SHE BLACK?
RACIST ASSHOLES
SHE'S A FUCKING WHITE FEMALE
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?????
>>74947216
How can a woman be a secret agent when shes constantly staring at her phone and posting selfies?
>>74947543
a woman having to ask a man for money? too sexist.
>>74961563
No One Lives Forever was actually absolutely supersexy cool. Let's hope it never surfaces to normies, for SJWs might ruin it proper if it does.
>>74947216
Simple solution.
Don't watch it.
The Hollywood Jews will eventually get tired of wasting millions on movies meant to enrich us just for them to flop.
>>74947216
British women can be classy spies, hopefully she doesn't have sex with some black guy tho.
>>74947216
I don't want a female James Bond with Gillian Anderson in it.
However I wouldn't mind a new franchise where Gillian Anderson is a bad ass spy.
>>74951774
I looked for you on the trident...
>>74962183
Is that you based James?
>>74961841
kek
>>74962519
So she spies on asses badly?
>>74962879
HAHAHAHA Neutrogena, that's a funny joke.
>>74962973
I know. We are a funny people.
Ha ha.
>>74949347
>I wouldn't mind getting cucked
>sweden
Nothing new here.
I'd be down. I love Gillian Anderson.
>>74948349
>>74947433
I hearby put myself into the running.
>>74961563
The game was great too bad it gave me headaches when playing it for too long.
>comments
>I don't see why we can't have a Muslim James Bond.
>>74947216
DON'T FUCKING RUIN JAMES BOND YOU CUNTS
ONE OF THE ONLY FILM SERIES I LIKE
>>74947577
>women can't be charming
>>74947216
Ian Fleming would be rolling in his grave. Just make another IP instead of replacing iconic characters. These Jews, I swear.
>>74961181
> people love to see realistic James Bond
> fictional cold-war era spy whose personality (as envisioned by Ian Fleming in the books) is actually most accurately portrayed by George Lazenby, the second worst bond.
>realistic
>In his first scene as Bond, Daniel Craig runs up a fucking crane and goes on a parkour chase across rooftops.
The only parts that are close to Batmen or Supermen were either Moonraker with the space laser shootout or the last Brosnan movie which went full retard (Broccoli couldn't be the producer due to his death and every book having been turned into a movie by that time).
So by that stage it's either stupid shit like invisible cars which killed off the Brosnan Bond and made nobody miss him or complete remakes without the Cold War bipolar World element as that's no longer relevant to bellends watching movies (none which is Craig's fault... he was dope as fuck in Layer Cake).
>gillian makes an obvious joke because someone sent her a funny picture
>guardian headline "GILLIAN ANDERSON WANTS TO BE THE NEXT BOND"
fuck off
she'd be better than the niggers though, Gillian is based as fuck
>time travel back to 1980
>tell people about 2010+
>3rd graders get to chose their genders
>president is black
>james bond is a girl
>>74964748
> Alec Al-Trebelliyani: For the Sultan and for Mohammed, Ibrahim.
> Ibrahim Al-Bondi: TAKBIR TAKBIR JIHAD KUFFAR DURKA KEBAB.
> Cunt lifts up shirt to reveal dynamite vest and takes out Trebellyan, the satellite dish, half of Puerto Rico worth of infidels because satellites talking with the sky are "un-Islamic".
Shit, I'd watch that...
She's not black, trans and/or alternatively abled so the movie is still racist, ableist and transphobic.
>>74964748
Jamir al-Bond
>>74965959
>Europe is Islamic
>trannies are revered
>white men are pussies
They'll laugh at me then beat me up.
>>74964748
>Muslim James Bond.
What a bunch of retards.
What would be the dialogue then?
>Allahiu allahi ackbar back ack alla lala bar acklala kabar.
>barcka alla lala ackbar?
>allahlala!
fucking great.
>>74947216
I can't wait for her to sleep with Idris Elba
>>74948349
I want his dark tower.
>>74966336
top pop
jesus fucking christ why do they have to change existing characters?
why not just write something new with whatever sjw propaganda they want?
>>74967664
This, most of all. Why must SJWs always ride on the success of established franchises? If there's really so much potential in it, just make a brand new idea. But no, Hermione needs to be black, Captain America needs to be gay and James Bond and the Ghostbusters need to be women. It's so lazy and hypocritical, exactly what you would expect from them actually.
