>tfw got mugged by a black guy and a mexican
how
I've never been mugged in my entire life and I'm stand-offish as fuck.
What is the second amendment
>>74941384
You're a burger why didn't you shoot the?
Not so tough without your precious guns are you?
[spoiler]I live in california[/spoiler]
>>74941384
move to Canada
>>74941495
You can most likely still carry, and provided you reported the crime you now have a reason to apply for a CCW permit even in the shittyest of areas.
>>74941384
How do you fuck up OP? At least let the other idiots that don't understand persec learn from your mistakes.
>>74941384
>this would never happen in America
>we got guns and shieeet
I have been nearly robbed 3 times. All of them were spics.
First time I was at the bus stop searching my pockets for my bus pass and unwittingly pulled out all the money I just cashed, just as I glanced up and caught the hard stare or some lawn jockey. He had a buddy and they tried lining them selves up with me in between them as the bus stopped. I felt it. Didnt get on the bus. Both of them just standing there unsure what to do. Bus pulls off, I cross heavy traffic and call the cops from subway.
The last time I was nearly robbed I was smart enough to be utilizing my 2nd amendment. I didnt need to shoot him however. I think there is a law against burying a magnum in someones back.
>>74941495
Kill yourself commie
>tfw one of your uncles is raising two kids that aren't his, and another one is raising three
>>74941551
get mugged by a Native (x10+)
>>74941384
>Be me, 23, heading to my car after work one evening
>Dindu walks toward me, hand in his pocket
>Realize what's about to happen
>Activate self-defense mode
>No weapons, very skinny, not much muscle (I can bench about 180), not much training
>Dindu is about thirty feet away
>Set my briefcase down on the pavement next to me, calmly
>Unbutton my cuffs, roll up my sleeves
>Take my tie off
>Stare into the dindu's soulless eyes
>Crack my knuckles
>Say something like, "If we're going to do this, try not to bleed on my fucking shoes."
>Stare him down
>Nig stares back for a few seconds
>Reconsiders
>Turns and walks away
>He probably could have fucked me up badly
>Mfw I bluffed my way out of a mugging by looking more dangerous than I am
>Mfw I'm a human blowfish
>>74942684
I have the feeling that if I actually tried this the exact same way you did he'd fucking stab me and take my shoes
>>74942790
It's worth a shot, man. Predators are predators. There's a reason lions go after the weakest gazelle.
Don't let your voice shake, make sure you stay calm, and don't blink.
I kinda want this shit to happen again when someone is there to see it. Probably the greatest non-professional moment of my life.
>walking home as usual
>suddenly notice 3 turks standing in my way
>want to walk around them
>they block the street
>"where you going man?"
>am surrounded by them
>turk tells me to sit down
>before I can react he slaps me in the face
>other one pushes me on a bench
>they search through my pockets while one of them holds my by the neck
>they take my phone and my wallet
>turk slaps me in the face and the other one spits on me
>go to the cops
>fill out all the papers, give description
>few days later I call the police and ask again
>"lol we couldn't find them sorry, in cases like this the stuff they took is usually lost :)"
>>74941384
in a row?
>>74942684
Heisenberg, is that you?
>>74945962
KEKED
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>>74945962
C U C K
I honestly don't know why you didn't kill yourself yet
>>74941384
What did they mug you with?
>>74942684
>Be black
>Walking down the street one fine evening
>Hand in pocket, pimp lean on
>See some skinny ass cracka
>He sees me, jumps a little bit
>Sets his briefcase down and starts taking his clothes off outta fuckin nowhere
>like.. what da fuck, cuh???
>I keep walking to him
>He looks at me and stammers something like "I-if we're gonna d-do this, ...bleed on my shoes"
>I'm confused like... cracka WTF?
>Turn around and walk away because I don't wanna get shot
White people are so weird.
>2016
>not training martial arts
>probably just lifting because of /fit/ memes
it's war time near, you need all to get ready
Got jumped once. Was blindsided didnt see the niggers who hit me and knocked me out. Ive been a lot more careful around niggers now
>>74946457
What is this? Just a street brawl?
>>74946457
>the size of the Polish fighters in comparison to the Swedes
How bad did Sweden lose this fight?
>>74946457
exactly.
>>74946457
Something tells me the more diverse team didn't win
>>74946539
a fighting tournament with teames.
Most of the fighters are football hooligans
>>74946618
judge for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSQVuI3XRzU
>>74946729
shit sorry wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GixDXD44_yA
>Live in Japan
>Everybody is Japanese
>Nobody ever mugged me
>Nobody ever will
:-)
>>74946729
Makes me happy to have polish ancestory
>>74946729
>those """""attractive""""" girls dancing
kek, the MC is a qt though
>>74946618
Also two shitskins among them. kek
>>74946806
I am coming to enrich you, sushi-nigger. I'll steal your handheld gaming device.
>>74946806
Then you must be the nigger that moved to japan
>>74946803
top kek
Sweden stronk
>>74946803
Thank you, polak. toprekt
>>74946803
Swedes just participate to get dominated
>>74947127
>>74947128
that was a quick one, for comparision the final fight between Poles and Russians was more like a grappling fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gEZ1Ux-ns
>>74941925
The Funniest part about the whole thing as that Michelle aka Michael Obama is a man.
Could see his package floppin around on the Ellen Degenerate show.
>been carrying for years
>never been robbed
>am ready if it does happen
Feels good man. I live in the South so I'm sure it will happen one day thanks to the abundance of nigs and spics.
>>74946806
>Be japanese girl
>Get raped for days, burned, cockroaches shoved up pussy, eardrumps blown out, blinded
>Beg to be killed
>Those dindonuffin teenage boys dump me in a oildrum full of cement
Or if you want something recently.
>Be japanese idol
>Be stabbed 20times
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/05/22/national/crime-legal/female-idol-stabbed-multiple-times-by-purported-fan-at-event-in-western-tokyo-police/
>be me
>work in a gypsy-infested city
>leave the office after a day of work
>three gypsies get in my way and try to surround me
>reach for my legally held gun
>"Let's make this a little more balanced, okay, boys?"
>gypsies flee in terror
It's awesome to live in the Czech Republic, gun license is extremely easy to get, yet most people don't really know , so when you do get the license, you're in the minority of people who have it and nobody really expects you to draw a gun.
>>74948285
How is the stance of the average Czech person on Germans? I'm considering to escape this madness after I finish university. I don't really know where to go yet.
>>74949185
>a German feeling ostracized from his home country
Ahh Germania, du blickst mit Schande auf uns herab...
>tfw get stabbed by a spic
>tfw he runs away without even running your pockets because you won't stop trying to kill him even when you're completely covered in blood
>>74941431
you don't go to the right places
>>74950988
I love this country. But a too large part of the population is so brainwashed that there just isn't hope anymore.
>>74947687
>tfw live in Illinois
>tfw some of the worst gun laws in the country
>can't even own a gun legally, much less get a CCW
>not even a felon
>every nigger has an illegal gun
>no point in buying an illegal gun for the purpose of legal self-defense
>always have to watch my back because I live near fucking chimpcongo
>have to use the "avoid niggers and spics" strategy to stay relatively safe
>>74941384
was this before or after /pol/?
15 years ago I was mugged by a group of Muslim teenagers on Tel Aviv beach. They even took the emergency stash of shekels I kept in a sock. Bloody vultures
>>74941384
You think that's bad?
>be 15
>home alone cuz sick
>home invasion by a nigger and his sheboon(???)
>they hit me with metal stick of some sort and tie me up
>nigger ransacks house while sheboon watches me and the outside for cars
>she begins fucking with me
>asks if im a virgin
>say yes
>asks if ive even seen a girl naked
>say no
>starts flashing her nasty pussy and fat tits at me
>asks if I'm hard
>says she's never seen a white cock
>pulls my basketball shorts down
>starts giggling, saying im bigger than expected and omg the veins
>touching me
>starts jacking me to make me completely hard
>takes hold and invisible ruler measures says not bad
>looks around
>licks the head of my dick
>I moan loudly
>hear shuffling upstairs and she pulls my shorts up real quick
>he looks around says they're good to go and they leave
>she looks back and blows a kiss as she leaves
scarred for life
and no she was not hot
>>74941925
>my uncle married a jap
>she';s a widow with a full jap daughter
>he brought in two kids too (divorced drug addicted mom, who disappeared)
>they now have 2 mongrels of their own too
>>74943788
this
i have never been fucked with because i act like im dangerous, or crazy. though i dont even need to do that since i have giant arms. just gotta flex.
example, lived in the heart of meth town, with a meth house two houses down. tweakers trying to start shit constantly but i show muscle and act tough.. they keep walking.
>>74941495
Use this incident to get yourself a CCW.
>>74941384
And now is the time when you should get a concealed carry license and start training at the range. Next time you are the motherfucking law.
>>74946399
Nice!
>>74941384
>Not concealed carrying
Im a brit and even i have a crappy uk knife
>>74955530
Does the knife look like this?
>>74941384
THEY ARE COMMUNICATING!
>>74941384
that's what you get for not carrying, faggot
anyone mugs me and they've just written themselves a check for 26 rounds of .40 JHP
>just got my CCW permit yesterday
>Already own guns but go out and buy a carry pistol
>Feels fucking great man
>>74941384
My friend was at an apartment complex working as a plumber. Was pulling copper out and some crack head lady told him
"Why don't you put that down and walk away"
My friend replied
"Well you have two options , come take it from my cold dead fingers or WALK AWAY"
She walks away
20 minutes later , a nigger and Mexican come to my friends location
The nigger asks
"Hey bro , you got a wallet??"
Spic lingering
My buddy replies
"Ya , I do , but I'm not taking it out to show you , and I have a knife. *takes knife out and places it on the ground* but I don't need it ; because if you take one step I'm gonna kill you with my barehands"
Nigger and spic changed their minds
My friend is legit Mississippi backwoods corn fed mother fucker
I've personally obtained a scar on my eye from him
Also
Where was you CC ?
TFW HAVE THIS ON ME ALL DAY
>>74956295
show your mug for proof
If you live in america and don't carry a pistol then you're a dumb bitch
>>74956449
>>74956449
Lol silly German
>>74956578
>>74956661
youre so gangster i pooped my pants over here, thanks for that.
>>74947411
Based Poland. Your hatred for Russia won you the day.
>>74956661
>>74956578
>having a silver piece
into the trash
>>74951322
You mean Jamal's crib?
>>74956
>having absolutely nothing to defend yourself on the daily (you)
>>74945962
Fighting 3 on 1 is possible, you should at least try. Even if you lose you would still have your dignity, which will now take decades to get back if you can ever get it back at all.
story time
>>74942684
Be me
Have gun
Pull gun out
shoot nig nog
Can't film flam the zim . man.
>>74941862
Ya , that'll get you 6 years in the pokey my friend
I 'brandished' a firearm once on a prospect trayboon
And his friends called the cops and started to act like the victims
I left lol
>>74957613
Fighting multiple enemies ?
Put back against something so they can't get behind you , tuck your chin to your neck
Squat down to center yourself
EZ
Ya you're gonna get hit 3 vs 1
But are you gonna be a bitch about it ?
>>74946729
I love the Polish
>>74946457
post the webm
>>74946803
