How does it feel burgers to know that India has a better space program than you? They will literally eclipse you in space technology.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1?wprov=sfla1
>>74927945
>Indian astronauts
>>74927945
>scatsat
>scat
I can't be the only one howling with laughter over here
PRAJEET MY SON
>>74928159
>literally look like poo inside toilet paper
>>74927945
The only thing India will eclipse us in is the amount of pooing done in a designated shitting street.
>>74928209
ITS SCATURDAY SATURDAY
They will be the first astronauts to down in their own shit.
>>74928159
>Manned trips have a section of dirt in the corner of the ship, the designated shitting street
>>74927945
>Many intelligent people
>Space program
>Still can't help shitting in the open in public
I don't think we have anything to worry about, Britbong, don't you have a protest against white patriarchy to be attending right about now? Stupid crumpetfuckers.
>>74927945
>satellite is named scat
Holy shit Rajeesh get your shit together.
>>74927945
Have they run out of streets and now need to work on designated shitting orbits lest they be literally drowned in shit??
>>74927945
Comparing nasa the oldest space agency to the new kid on the block.
Come back when we put a man on the moon
Where is the inevitable Indian flag pol tard to yell at the burgers and defend the refusal to shit in a toilet?
>>74927945
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1?wprov=sfla1
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT IS REAL
h-have they just accepted the poo meme?
>>74927945
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1?wprov=sfla1
>look it up elsewhere
>it's real
>>74927945
>Scat Sat
I hope you do.
World needs another coldwar to fund spess exploration. Might as well be with harmless bumbling idiots.
>>74927945
>ScatSat
>Just imagining a brown Saturn ring forming around earth because of designated shitting orbits.
ScatSAT
OH LORD THE PAYLOADS
>>74928622
meme it, senpai
>>74927945
>scatsat
>scat
>>74928393
>crumpetfucker
That is not the insult you think it is
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crumpet
>Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
>>74928600
>thinking you have a chance
>thinking you can compete on the world stage anymore
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIGCOMSAT?wprov=sfla1
Even nigeria is doing better than you guys
>>74928710
I am currently on mobile so I can't meme it up, someone with dubs next should do it for me.
>>74927945
Straight from /g/, eh?
>>74927945
>>74927945
>SCATSAT
Jesus Christ India, you are beyond saving.
>>74927945
I'm proud of them.
I just wanted to post this webm somewhere
>>74927945
>ScatSat
>>74927945
>ScatSat
>In an attempt to clean up the designated shitting streets, India has taken huge strides with their space program to export human waste to the moon
>>74927945
We can thank Obama for deciding NASA should be about Muslim feels instead of space exploration.
>>74928799
You have been chosen.
>it's actually fucking called ScatSat
I'm telling you, THIS IS NOT REALITY ANYMORE
We have clearly entered into a new universe composed entirely of memes
>>74929370
Once the world is full of datboi idols and catshrines, the lord's cleansing can begin! Praise be unto the golden calf!
>>74928416
>country with a gypsy tent flag
>>74929370
memes are the loom with which God weaves the fabric of the universe
Aww.. It's edited :(
My fucking sides, who did this? LOO
>>74929536
Sorry to burst your bubble friendo but I that "dat boi" meme is fucking cancer and it's a tumblr meme
ROFL XD SO RANDUM shit is for teenagers
>>74927945
scat....sat....
The veil is slipping, this reality is a fucking fabrication. It has to be, holy shit my sides have transcended this mortal plane.
>>74927945
Designated Shitting Satellite
>>74928790
>What are private companies like SpaceX
>>74927945
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1?wprov=sfla1
You've got to be shitting me.
>>74929642
Here is the first, unedited version. It is real, you can look up the satellite on other more official sites.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=ScatSat-1&oldid=703948214
>>74929335
>Year is 2455
>Stockhalal, Swedistan
>My wife's 10 yr old son looks up at the sky and sees rings
>My Mom's husband, what is Earth's rings made out of?
>Well, you see there buddy, India had too many people for it's land and they decided to go to space using all organic jetfuel.
>Since their culture is much richer than ours they had to designate a street to shit on. It's their culture. But thy didn't realize that the shit never falls down, thus forming the Pajeet Curry Rings you see today.
>>74927945
Stop lying
Fucking SpaceX is above India
>>74927945
scatsat-1
DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBITS
>>74927945
>ScatSat
If get confirm meme magic
I can't wait to see what India has in store in the coming decades
>>74929865
10/10. like pooetry to my ears
>>74929695
was it implied that i like dat boi or even cats? if any meme takes over world religions you can bet it won't be a 4chan one.
Ok guys who was it?
>the year is 2098
>space travel is now common
>the indian space station exploded 50 years ago, sending debris everywhere in space and on earth
>while on a trip from eath to mars, Ambassador's of Space Security ship got destroyed by an unknown object
>it takes years to locate the destroyed parts drifting away
>the craziest conspiracies emerge, humans dont feel safe anymore in a solar system they thought they conquered
>until one day, when the ships of the Pajeet Oil Organization company recover metal scraps
>work starts to asses wether or not the parts are of extraterrestial origin
>some english words are decrypted on the surface of the object burned by cosmic radiations
>'Designated Shitting Module'
Our lord Kek has shown us his presence once again
NASA OWNS qUIKSCAT
Oh man I love Paul Blart
>>74930968
so? it is for scatterology
the indian one is for scatology and toilet services
>>74931079
proofs?
>>74927945
>scatsat
Holy fucking kek
>>74929068
Actually pretty impressive.
>ScatScat
You can't make this shit up! I'm convinced meme magic is real
>>74930323
There's nothing in the recent history on that article, but I can't find any other source referecing a "LOO" satellite bus. I think that part might be faked.
The rest of the article appears to be real, it's on a few other websites at least.
I reported a false positive
Hopefully Cluebot won't be a nigger and ruin our fun
>>74927945
How does it feel to know that you are shit?
lol, "peaceful " space programs are always started by governments who need to develop multistage ballistic missiles to deliver nukes. if you aren't planning to nuke nations who put a boot in your face, then it's always cheaper to just hire the Russians to lift your satellite to orbit
>>74930323
Did my post not go through or something
basically I think LOO is faked, but the rest of the article is real
>>74927945
Are you seriously trying to defend savages that don't like to poo in the loo, but shit in public streets and bathe in a river filled with trash and dead bodies? So they can develop an advanced space program, but they can't develop a plan to clean up their own shit?
Okay, you retarded abonigger.
>this thread
Holy fuk I'm dying ayyy lmao
>>74927945
>ScatSat
>Last edited 45 minutes ago by an anonymous
>>74927945
Jesus Christ, anon
Not a thread like this again, all this will do is become a meme dump thread
Either way, NASA has been there for a long ass time, ISRO is pretty new and inexperienced in comparison so it surpassing NASA is a very stupid thing to say
>>74928483
Come back when you can poo in the loo
>ScatSat
Oh lordy lord. Looks like they're running out of DESIGNATED streets and now will have to squat and shit in space.
They're spending billions on a space program instead of just building a sewage system.
pic related is ScatSat-1. guess I am not surprised there is a curry turd hanging off of it.
>>74931659
see https://directory.eoportal.org/web/eoportal/satellite-missions/content/-/article/scatsat-1
>>74931668
>dump
you could say that
>>74927945
>2100
>Oil reserves exhausted
>research for new energy sources
>methane becomes efficient as energy source due to advances in technology
>India becomes top energy producer, producing many tonnes of poo per day
how can we even compete
>>74928483
This. America may not be the biggest country """on earth""", but we own the moon. We're the biggest country in this solar system.
>>74930323
i tried to write POO but it got reverted so i went for the next best option.
