I
MADE
THIS
>>74926128
I
MADE
THIS
>>74926198
lucky bastard i couldn't find nuctua fans anywhere
got the same cpu cooler though
Thanks for reminding me I need to dust my rig out.
And unbend this one USB3.0 pin on my mobo.
>>74926198
YOU MADE THIS?
...
I MADE THIS
>>74926128
little back kid discovers Newegg for the first time, cute.
>>74926128
YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT
I want to use an old 90's pc as my tower. How hard is it to replace the USB ports and stuff?
>>74926128
Yup. He did. And this is the 23894987238945th thread about it in the last 24 hours.
Why mid-tower? What a waste. Only one monitor? No mechanical keyboard?
Now he can post on worldstarhiphop 1000% faster.
>>74926198
980ti?
>>74926128
I NEED HELP
>>74926198
spotted the trap
You want a medal or something? There are definitely intelligent black people
>>74926504
Bro. You are like me. I am about to dump my 750D for a based beige tower. I have all of my internals ready to go, just not my ideal case from 1995.
>color related
>>74926616
Shit nigga, go to that lil' nigga's crib, he'll teach you how to build yourself a computer.
Shit man that kid knows his stuff. I made this.
>>74926799
>The motherboard's crooked
>>74926720
That is some amazing Russian.
>>74926128
>i made this
>>74926198
>cuban cocktails
how many could there possibly be?
How many things could you possibly pour rum into and still call it a 'cocktail'?
>>74926128
>implying the majority of /pol/tards can build computers from consumer parts
Everyone here uses chrome
>I MADE THIS
>>74927297
Your IQ is less than 80 if you can't do this.
You gays jelly of the pci-e solid state?
800gb of raw fury.
>>74927438
No, PCIe SSDs are poorfag tech. Get an m.2 drive.
>>74926128
u mean u stole it
>>74927584
>m2
Fuck that, unless you have a mobo that makes use of that you get capped at sata 3 speeds.
>>74926198
>CX series PSU
>meme cooler
The black kid did a better job than you
>>74927297
Not everyone is born to work in farms javier
>>74926616
It could be worse
>>74927438
hey dumbass, you fucked up your RAM. They should be in either 0 and 2 or 1 and 3. You have them in 0 and 1.
Look up your mobo manual if you don't believe me.
>>74927288
Excuse me, you are obviously not a reader of Ernest Hemingway. There are a lot of cocktails, friend. You just can't go to your average bar and find that shit. Bartenders today are faggot hipsters with gay man bun haircuts. If I want to make a proper cocktail, I go to my own bar. Fuck these hipster faggot millennials. Even though I am one, I can make a better drink.
I am an industry professional. I have had multiple articles published in IMBIBE magazine. I even gave a seminar on Cognac at Tales of the Cocktail last year.
So go fuck yourself. Or go fuck a high test cuban mami with a fat ass and nice dark straight hair....
>>74927438
I'm just jelly of that cable management. My computer likes like poorly stored Christmas lights.
>>74926128
Don't you mean you bought the parts and your nigger put it together?
>>74927682
You have a mobo that makes use of it you fucking mong.
>>74926504
How big is your case ?
I cannot even fit my PSU in my 90s case
>>74926421
Just remember, people only love.
meme-machine thread?
okay
Who /A+/ here
>>74926997
It's a bit more than that, pal
Coco puts together a pc. This is how planet of the apes started.
>>74927785
First off, the ram isn't fucked.
Second, my mother board dual channels on 0 and 1, then 2 and 3. I really don't think I'm wrong because I took the time to look that shit up in the manual when I put it together.
>>74927438
A little.
I jelly way more on 980.
People posting their self made pc then using it to shitpost on /pol/
>>74928017
I like you man
>>74927866
>implying I care
>>74926128
I bet that faggot used one of those easy-mode extenders instead of plugging these bitches in with tweezers.
>>74927584
r u dumb, m.2 is on the pcie bus
>>74928121
WOW
I JUST FUCKED A FILIPINO IN THE ASS
You idiot. They love white cock. My dick may be riddled with diseases, but the sex is pretty awesome.
>>74927761
DESIGNATED
>>74928118
It's a dope as fuck card, I won't lie.
Doesn't get over 70c when running Doom on max. That's the newest game I've thrown at it.
>>74928276
Wow! How did you manage that!?!?
Filipino girls are known for their demure nature and conservative values!
>>74928338
I have 2 980Ti's, burns my toes when I play pretty much anything. Now I'm kicking myself because I bought them 4 months ago and the Pascal cards are coming out.
>>74928338
I woud use it for ENB's.
My 960 runs pretty much anything on 60fps on 1080 but with enb it's down to 20-ish.
>>74927399
Then there's a lot of dumb people everywhere.
Do you honestly think /pol/ has a majority of power users? Kek
>>74927761
Wash your hands before you reply to me, pajeet scum.
>>74928017
This is bait.
>>74928506
I think they could do it if they try.
>>74928229
Damn those fuckers are a pain. I wasted twenty minutes trying to put those in when I was wasted on cheap champagne.
>>74928017
Wow, for some reason I really hate that guy
>>74928480
Eh, it's not like the 980s are gonna be obsolete in six months. They'll last a long god damn time.
Also, kek at burnt toes. The Fermi meme is real.
>>74928506
Make sure you feed your five sisters and four brothers before you reply
>>74926128
MADE =/= ASSEMBLED
clockmed and friends are skilled liars
>>74927288
>>74927801
I mean boi did you pick a bad time to make fun of cocktails. Just so happened to be a connoisseur of the highest caliber lurking.
Fucking hell i'm having a laff.
>>74927438
Lol, why the fuck do you have a 1000w PSU for one GPU? Even a 750w would be more than enough for SLI 980s.
>>74926128
Wez made muffugan compudaz an shii
Where can I sell my old shit?
>>74928625
I bought the 4k meme, and thought it would be viable. 1440p is the max resolution I attempt unless it's a really old game.
I'll stick with these guys until the 11XX cards come out. They replaced a single 780, which replaced 2 8800GTs.
>>74928392
LOL, not this chick I am currently fucking. She is Canadian too. She got her citizen ship letters. I said I would buy her a MAGA hat once she burns her maple leaf status.
We fuck all night... her pussy is casual and nice, but her ass is tight as fuck. she loves it when I fuck her ass. I almost feel guilty. She has a committed boyfriend that clearly can't do shit.
Its weird, man. On our fuck-dates I light candles and have wine and cocktails ready to go. I never take her out to dinner or buy her shit. She just comes over to fuck. I make sure my schedule is clear for the evening or morning.
I guess this is totally degenerate, but I don't give a fuck.
>>74928583
I'm not disputing that, but you could also say the same about anything else. Anyone can give basis maintenance to a car, electronics, or learn to play the piano.
What matters is what people do, not what 'could be'.
Most people on /pol/ and the general population can't do it, there is no reason to mock someone for knowing something the average person does not.
KYS
>>74928638
Check up our birthrates sometime you rancid piece of shit, you'll find that the meme your spouting is only applicable to the hellhole you call 'muh nation'.
Stole* damn autocorrect.
>>74928834
I didn't know the 980Ti came with only 2GB. Aren't they 6GB cards?
Ebay or a pawnshop I guess...
>>74926128
It very much is an accomplishment for the poo in loo tech support.
>>74926198
>Want a new computer
>Have to wait for 1080 and new xpoint hard drives
>>74927774
just why
>>74928749
If you are smoking shit, or pairing your cocktails with food, please go kill yourself on camera with your fave cocktail in hand. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN OR NEVER WILL BE A COCKTAIL CREATOR. I DRINK YOUR SHIT UP.
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN PUBLISHED. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN REFERENCED.
YOU ARE NOTHING
YOU ARE WORTHLESS.
>>74928017
did he just, throw all of his parts in there? NOTHING LOOKS BOLTED DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK
>>74928928
Casual.
>>74928937
yeah it's 6GB, and the Ram frequency is also wrong.
>>74928834
>980ti
>2gb VRAM
holy fuck, what? My fucking memecard has more VRAM than yours
>>74927288
kek
>>74927801
woosh
>>74928850
Solid call, I'll probably invest in the 11xx or 12xx series. We'll see. I still don't buy the whole VR thing, guess I'm just a traditionalist.
>>74929081
What if I ordered a crazy expensive cocktail to wash down food? Also your job sounds exotic as fuck assuming you're not making up lies on this here anime inspired image board.
>>74928788
Future proofing.
>>74928928
>>74927801
>Excuse me, you are obviously not a reader of Ernest Hemingway.
I know I just replied, but I had to reply again. Jesus christ I'm laughing.
>>74927882
p-o-l
Let's see if it's already taken
>>74926128
YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT
>>74926128
Stole*
>>74927774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2aKsoizx1w
>>74929291
VR is AMAZING! I don't know if it is worth the price, but I have a Vive and love it. There are only a few games worth playing right now, but they're pretty cool.
10 years ago, I wouldn't have felt comfortable spending the kind of money I have on VR, but I'm in a position right now where I can afford it. If you can write off $1000 for a toy, do it. If it would hurt you financially, it isn't worth it.
The best part is that I can put my kids in Job Simulator and fart around here on my phone without them seeing what I'm doing.
>>74927774
>>74929033
Cloud Computing
>>74928991
Whut dis iz?
>Well sir i can almost guarantee that is the dvd rom connector you are holding. You must connect it to the motherboard.
Shiii
>>74926128
It's not that hard to make a black kid. Try assembling the PC, might be more challenging
>>74926198
everything in this picture points to you being an alcoholic.
are you?
Cool bro I made this one too
>>74929674
I've got some cash to burn, but I'm also considering getting a 1911 and a shotgun. My two 9mms and my ar-15 are lonely.
Arguably I could get those, and the VR shit, but meh. Either way it's good to know about VR, maybe I'll have to check it out.
>>74929776
Then I upgraded and made this one
>>74929754
glass of wine. Everything else based af.
>alcoholic
>>74929674
I'm actually really excited for the games that will be released on VR in the future myself. Nice to see someone talking positively about it, can't do that on /v/.
>>74929754
No. I am just in the booze bizz.
>>74929840
It's worth it. I was going to buy a Belgian FN-FAL, but I succumbed to the temptations of VR.
I have a kitchen to remodel and a toilet to fix tomorrow, so that limited my fun-budget a bit.
If you are going to buy a fun rifle I highly recommend the AK. I've got one and it's cheap and fun to play with!
>>74926198
you like getting drunk we get it
>>74926198
>MAGA hat
>Liberal-progressive eyewear
pick a side.
>>74926616
excellent air flow
>>74928229
the worst part of a PC build tbqh famm
>>74930116
I hate to say it, but Job Simulator is so far the coolest thing I've played in VR. I have a DK1, DK2, and the Vive.
Room scale is king, and there is a guy working on a GTA V port to the Vive.
I'll put it this way, I'm more likely to rig wires all over my room to play with the Vive for a little while than I am to bother loading Far Cry 4 or the like.
Plus, the porn. Dear God, the porn.
All around, a ton of fun, and worth more to me than multiple monitors or SLI.
Someone explain
>>74930385
This 'lil dindu build a pc, and everyone acts like he's the messia
>>74930378
>Room scale is king
That room based stuff is what I was most hype for. Hopefully in the future they make a game that utilizes this in a really fun way. If it appeals to the masses I think a lot of people will lose a bit of weight lmao
>>74926198
Nice
>I followed a guide and put parts together xD
Like someone who acts like he's a good cook because he can blindly follow a recipe. Even a retard can follow a guide and get the same result as you.
>>74926128
HEY YO
SO YU BE SAYINZ
WE WUZ BILL GATES AND SHEEIT ?
>>74927438
yes
I wish I had a pcie ssd
i made these
>>74929682
kek
>>74927438
>>74926128
That is quite clean. Nice build.
>>74927774
Well, that is quite impressive.
>>74928017
>pozbreeder69
And he has aids. Jesus
Speechless
>>74926799
I have that exact power supply..
>>74930876
Shitty Computer Man didn't choose that name, an anon made an account on PositiveSingles with that username, and signed it up using Shitty Computer Man's email.
>>74930586
Vanishing Realms, Job Simulator, and Fantastic Contraption show how great room scale can be. I have the smallest space allowed by SteamVR, and I still totally lose myself while I'm playing. It's pretty incredible.
The Brookhaven Experiment is also a pretty neat bit of kit.
>>74926128
cool cock ahmed
>>74927774
Haha dat overhead electrical hazard
>>74930687
>windows 8.1
>>74928937
>>74929245
There seems to be a problem with the software.
>>74930334
Implying my eyewear is that going out
>pic related
>what I wear with my maga hat
>PATRICK BATEMAN STYLE
fuck off, faggot. god damn,
Being /fit/ and wearing that attire alone triggers people so hard.
Those are just the specs I use when I shit post on /pol/ but I really don't have to explain myself to you.
>>74931151
I fucked it up somehow and gave up on wangblows
>>74926438
at least he isn't a dirty console peasant like you.
>>74931183
Round glasses are always good.
>>74931181
Here ya go Mein Neger.
>Makes up for my tiny penis.
>>74927918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdAUvAXCUW8
>>74927729
Noctua are great.
>>74929355
No need son. Shit is getting more energy efficient, not less. A good 600w is more than enough.
>>74931181
Need to overclock that shit. 1400-1550Mhz boost is the avg. I think
>>74932506
I don't know how. I don't know how to boost Ram either. Do I do it via bios?
>>74926128
WE WUZ TECKNOLOGEE 'N SHEEEIT
>>74932562
XMP in the BIOS for the RAM speed. Should be set on, and if it's not just do it.
>>74926128
WE WUZ BUILDIN COMPUTAHS WHILE YOU CRACKAS WAS PLAYIN CONSOLE
>>74926128
COOL PC TYRONE WANNA COME TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND GET FREE SCHOLARSHIPS TO MIT?
>>74926128
Good for you, overclockmed.
>>74926128
you made a nigger? ARE YOU GOD?
>>74926616
Yes you do, Justin
>>74926799
is that a R9 280X toxic? have the same one, got it on amazon cheap as fuck
>>74935213
I'm planning on buying one, is it good?
>>74928392
No they aren't they're known for being hookers
>>74935292
Welcome to the joke, we hope your trip was comfortable, and we do wish you enjoy your stay.
>>74926128
Back in the 90's computers were actually kinda hard to put together, these days if you can assemble a piece of Ikea furniture you can build a PC.
Kid will probably sell it for drugs or something in a few months
>>74926198
are you into rum/
>>74927774
fucking indians.
>>74935416
>>74935416
It was fucked and I hate it here
I been making these things since before I was making school lunches I started at 8. I bet you bitches have never seen a cpu on a card
800mhz cpu 512mb ram 16mb gpu was my jam
You don't get it, he is the first black who stacked a PC together.
>>74926128
>>74926128
i made this
>>74927438
Just get 2 SSDs and put them in a RAID array.
Honestly pretty impressive for a little nig to figure out how to build a computer.
I think most of the difficulty I had my first time was due to me being extremely cautious with all the parts as I didn't know exactly how fragile they were because I'd saved up for months to buy the computer and didn't want to have to replace anything. A child nog likely doesn't have this issue as they don't really think about consequences, so one with higher intelligence could definitely work it out.
>>74926128
Get on my level pleb.
>>74936816
it's easy as shit tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b85h_ujZ_vg
>>74936954
>never obsolete
well in that case, good purchase anon
>>74936954
got yourself a winner there m8
>all these people talking about wanting to upgrade their 9xx gtx or talking about how bad 9xx's are going to be soon
>im here with a 570 gtx
atleast it works
>>74926799
Dude that fan on what looks to be a hyper evo 212 or something similar is in a bad spot. You are taking your GPU heat and putting it directly into your heatsink, causing your CPU to run hotter. There's really no reason to do that.
You're better off having it go push-pull with a second fan, so it goes out the back of your case.
>>74936865
Where did you steal that pc Joshua?
>>74937658
I sold my 980 TI before the 1080GTX was announced and bought a Fury X because they crush nvidia in directx12 games so far.
Nvidia cards don't have true asynchronous compute which is why the newest iteration of AMD is beating them in directx12. In one game even the 380x (the 960 counterpart) beat the 980... Which is insane.
Nvidia has better drivers and runs cooler. AMD has better tech behind how the graphics process and the colors are more accurate too.
If you're playing directx12 games you get a 390 or 390X or if you can afford a Fury X, ideally coupled with a new enough i7.
I build computers every day for a living. If anyone can guess the name of the company I own, I'll send you a free sp120 fan.
I just got this case and pretty chuffed desu, shame I can't fit the side panel on while using this CPU cooler, waiting for the new one to come.
>>74938357
fagsRus?
>>74935292
The one Aussie that doesn't get sarcasm. You must be an abo.
>>74926198
If someone has "nucta" f ans you know they are autistic.
>>74926799
>not storing your tabasco in your PC case
fuckin plebs
>>74928017
>GPU held up by bottlecaps
AYOOOOOOOOOO
HOL UP
SO I DONE FINA MADE DIS
THIS HINDU MOTHAFUCKA TELL ME EYES GOT A VIRUS MAYNE
NIGGA I HAD THIS SHIET ON 10 AND ALREADY GOT A VIRUS?
YOOOO
THEN ALADDIN GON CLEAN THAT SHIET FOR ME NIGGA
>>74939170
>>74926128
Wait wait wait. A black guy assembling a pc makes fucking news ? It's like every day for blacks is like special olympics.
>>74928229
Tweezers? What the fuck? They're not that small, just use your hands you literally retarded faggot.
>>74939552
Welcome to liberal media.
>>74939601
small hands detected
>>74926128
>black people are capable of building things
DELETE THIS REEEEEE
>>74926128
Inpressive.
>>74926128
REEEEEEE MIX
I
STOLE
THIS
