>Be me, a Mexican guy in the US.
>start walking on the street
>go to a restaurant
>sit with my new Ameircan friends
>they all have blue eyes and blonde hair
>suddenly a chav american of arab descent comes along and sits with us
>he asks his friend who the fuck am I
>they say that i'm a mexican immigrant
>the american of arab descent makes a pretentious smirk/laugh
>he says he hates immigrants and that the US is getting worse and worse by the time as more immigrants enter the country
>I say that i'm already working and i'm a very qualified worker
>he says he doesn't give a fuck and that i'm stealing jobs
>i say that his parents were probably immigrants aswell
>his face freezes for a sec and he asks why
>I say that his skin/nose/eye details are very middle eastern/arab looking
>he springs out of his chair angry as a fucking chimp
>he angrily shouts that he's not an arab but a descendent of the germans
>I rise slowly from my chain and say:''Sit the fuck down, or else we'll be having turkish bacon for dinner
>he gets closer to me and since his head only manages to reach my chest,he has to look up as we have 20 cm of height difference.(I'm 1.82m).
>he says:''The Aztecs enslaved many puny spics over the centuries and were the menace of america''
>I say:''You were nothing to us, you're just a fucking sand nigger that wants to be a chav on a weak male country but you're messing with the wrong person''
>he tries to punch me
>i grab his wrist,break it,and smash his arm into the table
>he starts crying
>I say: fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga islamic motherfucking niqab weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her niqab is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to Yemen to suck some refugees off so they can pay for your college.''
WE
WUZ
>>74919880
FUIMOS
>>74919786
i can confirm, i was the table
>no teleporting behind him and using a rusty machete to behead him on a early 2000's sony handicam and subsequently uploaded to liveleak
smdh
>>74920794
chat shit get banged
>>74919786
Redpilled stories?
Me and my gf went to watch a baseball game at the local stadium with other two mexibro couples, we had really good seats so we could see practically the action on the field's level, one nigger player from the foreign team started sending messages to a girl through someone from their staff telling her to go to the showers after the game.
After two attempts from the faggot we ended up giving the message guy a light beating, and then waited for the nigger to come out, we shot his legs and dick in front of the whole team.
We didn't have any problems later because my bros were related to the most successful cartel in Mexico, not even the cops in the stadium intervened in the first fight, the nigger lost both of his legs and left the country to puerto rico or some shit.
It feels good to live in mexico
We didn't have any spics on /pol/ for a good few weeks, what happened that you guys are coming here all the time again?
fuck off
>>74921302
you might as well be a nigger yourself from the sounds of it
I knew this never happened when op said he was 182cm tall
>>74919786
I don't entirely understand what you just said, but good on you son. All muslims must hang.
>>74921302
Keep on trucking on my spic brother.
>>74919786
And I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
ERAMOS REYES Y MIERDA
>>74919786
>mexican shitpost
NO JOSE
>>74919786
>things that never happened the thread
Pretty good though, I'd rather latinos than sand niggers
>>74920222
Triples confirm
Juan, you need to stay there.
>>74919786
Of course you did you fucking faggit, but killing people online doesnt count. I bet you are a fucking manchild who still lives with his mom, faps uncontrolably and have insecurity and constantly cuts yourself.
I am from the fucking brazilian special forces and you may ask what we do: We fuck your shit up, you keep beeing such a massive faggot all around im going to have to kill you, marines my ass, i bet you cant even go to the police station to report Tyrone stealing your trap gf, stay mad
>>74921995
I'd rather neither one.
>he angrily shouts that he's not an arab but a descendent of the germans
German-Americans built the USA, you lying beaner. I hope the Americans fling you into a pit and burn you alive. I would help them do it too.
>>74919786
WE WUZ KÁNGS FOOL
>>74921469
I have an honest job, I just enjoy company from based bros who have leverage in society.
You get cucked all the time and yet make fun of people who fight back against the invaders.
When was the last time your cuckskin race fought for their racial honor?
>>74919786
Based mexibro. You're doing Gods work.
But one thing isn't clear: What skin color do you have? Are you white or have typical mestizo skin?
Mexicans are subhuman Germanophobe scum. I hope Trump gasses you filthy shitskins.
The word illegal immigrant is not mentioned once in this thread.
>>74922216
ok mehmet
>>74919786
I'll take, "Shit that never happened" for $200 Alex.
>>74922264
Fuck you, Jorge. You're going back.
>>74922150
Viva la raza
>>74921302
Noice.
>>74922221
Doesn't have to be. It's not illegal immigration that stops Mexicans from building functioning social institutions.
>>74922135
and if not they were sacrificed on a regular basis
>mfw angry mudslimes get mad at OPs poast
>>74922221
That's an offensive term to us lati- I mean white people. We prefer you use "unwanted refugee".
>>74922870
OYE AMI-er friend, I believe the correct term es "Undocumented Citizen
>>74919786
I love you.
>>74922350
Dude Mexicans are the absolute worse. Look at them in here hiding behind that beautiful star spangled banner like a trojan horse, just waiting to turn America into another 3rd world shit hole.
It's a passive aggressive invasion. They can't beat us with military might nor intelligence, so they cry for our altruism and handouts then stab us in the back.
>eating my 1000-gallon-cowboy-hat-full-of-burgers-deluxe-diet meal
>some Mexican sits down across the table from me
>some Arab comes over and started asking me who the Mexican is
>realize I forgot my wallet
>sneak out while the raghead is crying, let one of them pick up the bill
>>74923024
Undocumented sounds mildy offensive. I suggest "Pre-Citizen."
I'm very white btw.
>>74919786
>I'm 1.82m
>his head only manages to reach my chest,he has to look up as we have 20 cm of height difference
King of manlets dethrones the dwarf prince.
>>74919786
REMOVE KEBAB, MY BROTHER
Mex here, stay alert my beaner bros, bloody battles lies ahead once the whitey goes the way of the dodo against all the jamal and ajmeds out there, as we will not cater to their bullshit nor their idiotic subcultures. These dumb idiots have no idea how easy they have under the white umbrella & when they realize they have killed the goose that laid gold eggs will be too late.
Completely laughable to see how they dispise whites when their own destiny is entirely dependant of the survival of the whitey, LOL
Fuckers, WE WILLL MASSACRE YOUZ
>>74921302
Nice. Which cartel?
>>74923183
Worse than sharia law Muslims?
>>74922208
I'm brownish
>>74923183
Mexicans are destroying America, undermining all of your threads and spirit of national cohesion. Fortunately you have Trump. All of these shitskin beaners pretending to be American, agitating for Germanophobia against innocent white Americans, these spics will never prevail. Trump will defend you against their uncalled-for beaner aggression. He'll build a wall and let in strong German immigrants like me instead, who will scour the rubble of the chicano barrios with our Opa's Flammenwerfer, mercilessly hunting down stragglers in the ruins.
>>74921469
You sound like a scared Lilly white cop calling puta, white bitch.
t.IrishCatholic
Keep your honor clean, beanbros, we have much work to do together making North America Great Again.
>>74920222
john?
>>74924088
>mercilessly hunting down stragglers in the ruins, and imposing sharia law on evil America.
>>74922126
That's a no go u fucking cuck i like him
>>74922350
>implying their next stop isn't Germany under Merkel's orders
>>74919786
Good story Pedro. Bad that's just real in your dream.
>>74924088
Top kek,
remember when the germans last tried scouring filth from ruins.
>>74920222
Oh hey man I was the chair, I saw the whole thing too.
You got a nice ass.
>>74919786
This is some pretty good shitposting Mexico.
OP here,
Thanks peeps, just doing my service to the American people and help exterminate the muslim menace before it spreads into Latin America!
>>74925257
translation: keep giving me attention
inb4 salty
>>74919786
>were the menace of america
Top fucking kek
OP I hope you didn't make this up because I ant to believe that there are people stupid enough to think the Aztecs ever went full retard and expanded into America
>>74925482
+1 +1 +1 +1
Aztec > Aryan for masterace trophy
>>74923573
>>>/fbi/
Que buen blog
Por que no nos cuentas más fabulosas historias
>>74919786
Things that never happened
>>74921483
I am Mexicans 186 you zika Nigger
>>74919786
>A TOWERING 1.82 METRES
>>74927867
a fucking leaf
>>74919786
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, thank you anon.
>>74924088
Do we have to remaind you that your country beg to be our allies twice?
