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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waGRVYBHxXo

These are the zealots that somehow believe they have the right to spout their bullshit opinions about international politics.

These are the retards that think they know anything about Syria, refugees, Ukraine/Russia. The ones that think they know enough to teach you about your own country.
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>>74913991

>all these people fucking up the UK

Is it REALLY that hard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
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>>74913991
Lithuania have fun standing up to russia when we kick you out of NATO
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tb.h nobody knows because nobody cares. You're all irrelevant.
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>>74914565
It's not hard, but it is stupid that there even is a difference between UK and Great Britain. No other European country is that complicated.
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>>74915056
That's exactly what a dumb people would say
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>>74915068

Great Britain is an Island and the UK is a union of countries/provinces. Thats hard?
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>>74913991
Americans dont have to know
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>>74915294
No, but they use the terms interchangeably in the United States in school so everyone just assumes that England, The United Kingdom and Great Britain are the same country with different names. Kind of like America and the United States.
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>>74915068
Britain is one country. The UK is the group of Britain, Scotland, Wales, and North Ireland.
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>>74915275
>implying it's not true
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>>74915294
No, I just hate how many names one place can end up having. Not saying we're any better.

>Unites States of America
>But there are actually two Americas
>But we're still the only ones called Americans because fuck you

>>74915489
Britain is not a country, at least, not any more.
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it's better than I thought
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why did i have to be born american
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>if you cant pinpoint a location on a globe then all the other information you know about it is moot and you have no opinion

romani scum you really are of low intelligence
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Okay niggas time to pump this up, solve this test and post results.

http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3007

Pic related is my result, and take into account i'm just a third world monkey with an IQ of 55
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>>74915465

Then thats because your teachers are retards, blame your poor schooling system for misinforming you instead of going HURR IS 2 HARD.

>>74915489

No "Britain" is the UK. Britain =/= England.
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You fags aren't any better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1171816827&feature=iv&src_vid=waGRVYBHxXo&v=cZdXLSObLBo
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>>74913991
>These are the zealots that somehow believe they have the right to spout their bullshit opinions about international politics.

Location doesn't matter when you're getting cucked by Ahmed and Jamal regardless, anon.
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>>74913991
This is nothing....the average Russian can't point to Russia on a map
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>>74915275
>Brazil
>relevant
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>>74913991
>>74913991 (OP)
>Be Colombian, can place European countries on a map, now entitled to speak about "international politics"
>Low GDP per capita
>Lazy workers
>Stray dogs are treated like sacred cows because of progressive animalist organizations
>Filth and bad sewage in every street
>Filthy, crowded and always late public transportation
>No highways, getting from one city to another takes ages
>The country's capital city is ghetto at night, private guards with dogs patrol the city streets
>Priorities
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>>74913991
I dunno I couldn't because some weird guy comes walking up to me. I'd get fucking nervous as shit and just forget fucking everything.
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>>74913991
Europe Sucks
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>>74913991
I guarantee you that your average illiterate Colombian couldn't do half as well. Fuck off shitskin.
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>>74913991
I'd like you to place United States on a map, and see how well you do.
No, you'll do shit.
Retard.
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>>74913991
I would love to see you irrelevant countries try and place U.S. states on a map.
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>>74913991
And where is the video where they ask Europeans to correctly place and identify all U.S states on a map?
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I bet pollacks and /int/cucks can find countries on the map better than any internet community on the web that's not geography forums. prove me wrong, you can't.
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They do this all the time and edit out all the correct responses and only post the wrong ones to make people look bad.
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>>74916299
>>74916312
>>74916365
see
>>74916059
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>>74916155
>>74916287
>>74916372
>>74916426

Try it
>>74915915
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>>74916312
Was fun watching them get their asses kicked 5 times in a row by the Russians
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Too dumb!
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>>74916299
>>74916312
>>74916365

We've had this argument before. Inevitably, one of the fine upstanding members of some european shitstain with a population of 2 million will explain why its more important for Americans to know where HE lives rather then where THEY live.

Even if the state in question easily has 3 times the population/size.
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>>74915915

Only cause the mobile app is small and I have fat fingers
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>>74915915
>Slovenia first up
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>>74916059
Nah, just nah. You guys are the only ones that give a fuck about your own states, for the rest of the world "USA" is enough.

Now what, do we point Russian oblasts, or chinese regions? How about brazilian or mexican states?
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>>74913991
woop dee doo. I can place every country in Europe on the map and every state in the USA. Hell, the only regions I don't know entirely are Africa and Oceania, particularly the small islands chains, because they're irrelevant to the maximum degree and I cba to learn them.
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Americans seem rather confused about the whole UK/Britain/England/Scotland/Ireland situation
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>>74913991
>Be Media
>Hate Americans
>Ask people a geography questions
>Edit out all the people that knew stuff
>Because that isn't funny
>Only show retards who don't know
>LOL MURRICANS ARE SO STUPID RIGHT?
>That's right goys, shed any national pride
>Hate your neighbors
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>>74915915
I've been up for 28 hours pls no bully
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>>74916708

South America is good enough too. Much like you need to only know where California and New York is, all we need to know is where Brazil and Argentina are. The rest of the continent can be filed under "Who cares".
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>>74913991
>your country is known to the world for drug exportation

>you have the right to talk about politics on an international scale
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>>74913991
>le Murricans are stupid maymay

Ok, Pablo, now locate all our states on a map.
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>>74915489
London is in England, Edinburgh is in Scotland (North GB), and Cardiff is in Wales (western peninsula of GB, but not the southernmost peninsula).
Great Britain is England, Scotland, and Wales.
United Kingdom is of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
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>>74915915
I did it!
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>>74916708
A single state in the US is more important than all of South America combined
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>>74914877
cant handle the bantz...
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>>74915915
Why the deuce do you have countries the size of dots who will never be significant in any way? Just absorb them into the main country already.
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>>74913991
When I was in 7th grade I had to memorize every country and capital and fill them in on a blank map. I know everything about every country as a result of that pointless exercise.
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>>74915915
leaf education has served me well.
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Autism gets the job done
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>all those americans who think scotland is in ireland
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>>74913991
although inexcusably dumb, I'd imagine placing U.S. states correctly would be even harder for non U.S. / taught Euros
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>>74913991
I can do all the western countries but fuck up with all those tiny shitty eastern ones
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>>74913991
>Nearly everyone could point out western European states
>Small land locked countries, eastern block countries are nameless landmasses to most Americans
>Most happen to irrelevant to us

Fuck I wouldn't be able to point out Wyoming on a nameless map. But I can point out the most important ones
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>click on Bosnia


I do not give a fuck...that's like having one of you faggot Europeans do the test and have "Click on Kentucky"

None of you idiots could figure it out
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>>74917188
this
A few years back I had the norovirus, it put me down for like a week. I had nothing better to do so I decided to learn the U.S state capitals, and European countries. Memorization isn't some difficult, it just takes some time. Also nice dubs
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>>74917210
>>74917207
yeaaa bullshit
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>>74917044
It's true.

I like it this way though.
I don't want to be "important".
I'd rather be left alone, here in the far south, close to Antarctica and far away from the world's messes.

You can go die fighting Israel's wars if you want. I will stay here in Patagonia, comfy as fuck.
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>>74913991
We don't care about you fags lol leave the EU and maybe we will take you seriously.
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>>74917527
oh fuck off burger it's not that hard
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Who gives a fuck where Euro "nations" with 1-5 million people are?

Do stupid Euro goatfuckers spend hours masturbating over how they can label all 26 states on a map of Brazil? DESU I'd rate knowing Brazil's states as more important than knowing about failed states like pretty much everything East of Italy.

We all know where WW3 will happen, and DESU I can't fucking wait. Hopefully this time someone will finish off eastern Europe.
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>>74913991
Americans rather memorize the 50 states because they're vastly different from each other and it's more beneficial to learn about our big ass country than people overseas. Also the rate Europe is going, It will all be part of the Middle East anyway
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>>74916261
:-(
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>>74917593
fuck is that OC? cuz that does look comfy
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>>74915704
If u sed dat n my presents I wood punsh u n ur faggy mouth
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>>74917631
for europeans maybe, but im calling bs you got those results from your first time doing it
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>>74917447
This desu.

I can handle all the western and north European states, but fuck the Baltic states.
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>>74913991
Mfw i can name every european country on a blank map when a classmate asked where Ireland is.
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>>74913991
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>>74915915

>implying this is a challenge
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>>74916545
America 1 were beasts. Russia fought America 2 (I think) and they fucking sucked. Plus, you Russians take that shit really fucking seriously.
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>>74913991
Lol you are so retarded if you knew the answers
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Europe is a fucking mess tbqhfam.
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>>74917718
Bump. My Rule Britania! Europa Magna phase in freshman year or high school taught me every country in europe and quiet a bit of history. I was annoying.
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>>74913991
What countries? There are no more borders. It is now just Eurocuckistan
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>>74916895
Always the case with Latin American forumers.
They just cherry pick one positive aspect of their countries, cherry pick one negative aspect of some developed country (U.S most of the time) and draw conclusions from this flawed analysis.
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>>74913991
It's because they are irelevant
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>>74917690
No, actually. I got it the first time.
But if it makes you feel any better I also took the quiz for burgerland, results are pic related.
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>>74915915
Thanks, video games.
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>>74917923
jesus christ i didnt know a hat could be this much of a dissapointment
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>>74913991

Just write in all caps of course

THE GOD DAMNED FUCKING EU WHORE OF BABYLON, AND ALL HER LITTLE BITCHES

There, that covers it absolutely.
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>kek dumb ameritards couldn't put a bunch of small, primarily irrelevant countries thousands of miles away on a map
I'm assuming you'd be able to accurately identify US states on a blank map without access to your Macintosh Classic that's running on dial up and plugged into a potato?
>b-but states aren't countries
Half of European countries are smaller than many of our states, economically and geographically, as well as less populous.
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>>74913991
We don't care about foreigners. You're like ants to us
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>>74918040

Reminder that Merkel is a communist Jew, the enemy of Germany has literally become your leader. It's clearly a fuck you to the once great nation.
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>>74913991

Oh, okay completely insignificant country that has nothing but its coffee crop to its name.
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>>74918040
t. Ahmed
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>>74916312
>>74916365
>>74916299
>>74918124
Ball is on your field, faggots

https://mapasinteractivos.didactalia.net/comunidad/mapasflashinteractivos/recurso/departamentos-de-colombia/fd16194c-8dbd-4dc2-8a48-fa8e64ea9c00
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>>74915915
Forgive me mom q_q
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>>74918040
At least our leader isn't a woman
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>>74918040
authentic german autism, everyone
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>>74915915

i feel dumber now
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We are a military superpower with the world's largest economy. We are somewhat geographically isolated, in that the only nations near us are Canada and Mexico. Two nations that aren't particularly relative in a geopolitical context.

It is not as important for us to be familiar with our neighbors as it is for the average European, whose government is entered into a politco-economic union with the EU.

There are greater factors at play here than "hurr americans are just dumb".

But it's okay, we'll still protect you when you ask. We're cool like that. Cats don't fret over the opinion of mice.
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>>74918040
I didn't realize any of you retards still considered this a valid argument. Obama acts like less of a nigger than a lot of western leaders. You're telling me you'd prefer fucking Merkel because muh race? Brilliant.
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>>74915915
to be fair, I'm pretty drunk
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>>74913991
Okay cool. But how many euros can point out America on a map?
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>>74918196
euros already fail on that bro

https://youtu.be/cZdXLSObLBo
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>>74918166
Merkel being a jew and a communist is up to debate and dubious at best, but you president being an actual full-blown negro is a fact wich everyone can see with their own eyes...
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Literally never heard of half of these "countries"
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>>74914565
Like they don't pick out the most ignorant people they can find to perpetuate the "hahaha Americans are so dumb" morale boost that Europeans get. Seriously If the UN is about to break down they could hold it off by telling America jokes and it would probably work.
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>>74918311
>B-BUT he is a-a-almost w-white

He is a nigger
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>>74918289
>relative

relevant
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>>74915915
Probably better than you could do US states faglord
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The Balkans are a bunch of subhuman fucking goblins. I don't feel bad for not knowing them.

The Netherlands fuckup was a misclick.

I encourage Eurofags to try the US states.
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>>74918414
>turkey
>Italy
>Poland
>Switzerland
holy shit this must be bait
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>>74917939
Paradox game?
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>>74913991
Why would Americans give a single fuck about which shape is Cuckastan and which one is New Syria?
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>>74913991
HAHAHAHA let's see you fucks label a map of the United States

You talk about America more than Americans talk about you, put your money where you mouth is gypsy fuck
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>>74918414
>Turkey
>kek republic
>Little fuck ups with belgium, netherlands, italy, sweden, finland

What amazes me is how in the fuck can you do serbia perfectly and then screw up kosovo
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>>74918379
I'd rather have autistic Obongo than a woman pretending to do important things, then proceeding to fuck everything up.
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>>74913991
>Colombian intellectuals
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>>74918379
Careful what you say cuck, you'll end up in jail for racism.
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>>74918684
gib link shitlord
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>>74918414
wow!
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>>74915915
i literally don't even care that i didn't know andorra and kosovo, they aren't real countries anyway
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>>74918643
Mostly
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>>74913991
Buttmad cuz no one knows what shithole country your dumb ass came from?
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>>74918756
>ID P000

Nice proxy
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>>74918684
inferiority-complex feigning as hybris...
typical american...
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which cuckel included turkey?
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>>74915915

80%

Fucking Balkans
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>we interview people who have never been to college

Final in my Freshman geography class was literally a blank map of Europe
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>>74918640
I honestly just randomly clicked on every available country

>>74918790
Those little circles for city states really fucked me up. I couldn't even see some on them until they were flashing red

Also, fuck geography
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>>74918808
what game?
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>>74919050
are you retarded
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>Tfw can't point out any European countries
>Tfw I'll never even care enough to learn
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>>74919058
Hearts of Iron 3.
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>>74919127
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I'm American and I know the map of Europe better than my own country's map. I might be able to name all the counties in my home state, where I lived for 22 years.
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>>74919205
any good?
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>all these cities as their own states

For what purpose?
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>>74915915
Sloppy burger fingers made mobile hard
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>>74913991

Take this quiz americans

http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/countries-by-borders-quiz.php
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>>74913991
Which country is the other half of the ballsack that is Sweden?
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>>74918289
Exactly, ask these eurofags to name all 50 states and they won't
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>>74913991

Why the fuck do you think Americans have an obligation to learn the geographical location of every country in Europe?
And why the fuck does Europe think it's so special, that Americans should learn about it? Why not Africa or the Middle East?

The pride and ignorance of yuropoors truly knows no bounds. Even as you slowly turn into Eurabia you still snub your noses at America, like you're somehow superior to America because you follow our politics.
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>>74915915
100%, 1:09
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Name all 50 states and where they are on the map.

Yeah, didn't think you could, faget.
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>>74919593
I'll be impressed if they can point out Arkansas. Has Arkansas ever been relevant, ever? I literally never think about it. I have no idea what part of the country it's in.
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>>74919554
post proofs cyka blyat
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>>74919486
didnt know the nigger countries, sorry
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>>74919486
17/20

Failed the 3 african ones
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>>74919593
here you go
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>>74913991
>expecting Americans to memorize the location of European cucktries
You're lucky we recognize you at all, Europeons.
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Your turn, Euros.
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3003
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>>74913991
So? I am sure you faggots cannot locate every state in the Union on the map. Get fucked nutsack.
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Bonus: Asia test

http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3032

Fuck me for misclicking thailand, but if you don't post the first try you're full of shit.
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>>74915915
>all those irrelevant borderline city-states
>Czechoslovakia being multiple countries
>Netherlands
>not "Greater Belgium"
>rightful Ukie clay
>"Moldova"
>Kosovo
>real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRPC9G5M7c8&index=27
Other than all the blatant liberal lies this test is trying to pass off, I only got Belarus and Bulgaria mixed up and forgot which pseudo-Finland was Latvia and which was Lithuania.
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>>74915915
FUCKING VATICAN MAKING ME MISCLICK REEEE
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Maybe when European countries become relevant I will learn where they are.
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>>74919486
20/20, but I did forget what Bangladesh was called so in an actual test I'd get 19/20
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>>74919486
>The Gambia

Literally who?
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>>74913991
>>74914565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1171816827&feature=iv&src_vid=waGRVYBHxXo&v=cZdXLSObLBo

>Europeans Were Asked To Place American States On A Map

>Why should europeans be needed to know the states of a country? It's like telling americans to know the regions of France or something. It isn't comparable. Also i'd like to see americans do the same thing. Answers wouldn't be much different.

When is this " 'Merica " meme going to die?
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>>74919486
what the FUCK is a Sengal
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>>74919486

took like 2 full minutes to guess gambia
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>>74915915
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>>74920465
a nigger country that france used to own
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>>74919753
I just know that Arkansas has a silly shape with that dip and you say it as arc-and-saw
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>>74913991
Uh... there's only one European country. It's called the EU. :^)
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>>74920134
that was intense
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>>74913991
Didn't watch it OP.

You mad.

I'm not mad.

200% great again.
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>>74920134
>http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3032
and i meant to hit sumatra and it clicked singapore, moving too fast and hit uzbekistan instead of turkmenistan
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98% on yurop because I forgot what order the baltic countries went in

96% on asia because I mixed up georgia and armenia

fuck africa and oceania who cares about that shit
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>>74920134

>no turkey
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West Virgiania, no East Virginia

explain this, burgerlads
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>>74920024
85% in 3 minutes, but I did kind of phone it in
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>>74915915
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>>74915915
>http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3007

96%

Always mix up austria and czech republic
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>>74920134
>Tajikistan
Russia please reconquer these shits already
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Rhode Island, not an island
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>>74920819
West Virginia broke off from Virginia due to the Civil War and they were too lazy to actually come up with a better name, so they called themselves West Virginia.

Can any burger tell me why they didn't re-unite after the war?
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>>74918040
Way better than Merkel.
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>>74920892
>zeeland
>quite obviously land
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>>74920685
woops
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>>74920897
thank you for this factoid, John Denver Colorado, Blue Ridge Mountains, mountain mama, phone me home
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>>74920134
>>74920289
what the fuck is a tajikistan and an azjerbajan or however the fuck its spelled, and why isn't it part of the soviet union still.

and what happened to Burma?
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>>74913991
>America is one person
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>>74916708
North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Virgina, North Dakota...

Off the top of my head, some states that aren't NY or CA that are way, way more relevant to the world and its economy than Gypsystan.
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jesus fucking christ i had to google swaziland because i couldn't even see it blinking

http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3034

>>74921113
nice reddit argument
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dante must die mode

http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3128
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>>74920853
>i clicked on UAE but somehow it registered as Qutar
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>>74913991
The reason we don't bother memorizing European "countries" is because most of them are smaller than our states.

Literally less than three days of driving from the western peninsula and boom, you're in Russia.
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>>74921033
>Latvia
>Lithuania
>no Lestonia
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>>74913991
I can do this with relative ease.
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>>74915915

Misclicked for Finland because that shit is obvious, why wouldn't I know the location of my favorite meme-makers.
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>>74920428
I went out my way to learn the states on a blind map. It was years ago, but I could still place like 15+...
>could you place 15/50ths of EU countries on a blind map big boy?
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>>74921283
This famalam. Important places to know in Europe:

London, Turkey, and Russia.

That was easy.
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>>74920892
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquidneck_Island
The full name is "Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations", the latter being the mainland part.
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>>74921263
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>>74920879
>Tajikistan
Half of tajiks live and work in russia. We don't need anymore of their kind.
Imagine illegal muslim mexicans, but not so agressive.
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>>74916059
>tfw everyone knows my state
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>>74921484
nigger
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>>74921417
>current year
>learning the soon to be irrelevant names of the Islamic Community of Europe
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>>74921507
A nigger wouldnt get a 93.
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>>74921173
>Open game
>"Click on Togo"
Nope
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>>74913991

No cheating, wasn't even trying that hard.
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>>74915915
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>>74921173
Victoria 2 helps you a lot with africa...
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>>74921430
there are actual islands
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why are people so retarded in Geography? this isnt just murica go anyplace and ask where germany is on the map and the will give you a blank stare. I have an average IQ but can name and place every single european country. Is Geography like not cool to learn these days or is it that their so full of know other shit like pop culture they have no more room to memorize maps?
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>>74921735
it's because there's absolutely no benefit to knowing where these countries are. there's no practical benefit to most academic knowledge if you're the average laborer, other than the subjective joy of learning.
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>>74919486
>see file name
>no you
>Costa Rica is the island home of Pablo Escobar, Elvis, and offshore bank accounts.
>Bangladesh is poo clay
>Tunisia is a colony
>ok you got me there
>Somalia is a warzone sociology experiment, not a country
>what the fuck is a Senegal and a Gambia, is that the penis country in Africa?
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>>74918379
>Merkel being a jew and a communist is up to debate and dubious at best
Sure, but she's also a female, or is that up for debate as well? Here's some trivia, name any other faggot than Merkel's parents that actually emigrated from the west to east germany.
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>>74920428
Yeah,so fucking stupid,why should you have to know them if they are irrelevant and have no meaning to the USA?

I bet you 98% of europeans wouldn't know 3 states of the USA,I can count up to 20,but cant even show 3
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Let's try some capitals now
http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3051

Got 93%, won't post full pic because spoilers
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>>74915915
>http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3007
100%

I hate geographic illiterates.
It's your fucking planet.
And it's not difficult at all.
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>>74913991
>guess which vassal state is in which part of the trash heap

still don't care.
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>>74920465
>what the FUCK is a Sengal
Some ebola infested shithole that's sole economy is based on bushmeat. Also a slave trading port back in the 1500's, but they wuz kangz n sheeit
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>>74915915
>84%

Fucking slav countries.
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I just have to say what lot of Americans hear when they hear of some Eastern European states.

>slovakia
>slovenia
>lithuania
>croatia
>bulgaria

The -ia just sort of makes them blend together. All a lot of people know is the Balkans are previously war torn shit and that the rest are all former Soviet bloc. Nobody really cares where they are.
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>>74922203
>http://online.seterra.net/en/vgp/3051
95%
Missed two Balkan shitholes.

Also, Kosovo is Serbia.
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>>74915915
I got a 66%. The Baltics and former Yugoslavia really fuck me up.
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>>74922203
>>74922624
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>euros think their countries are relevant enough that the average American should remember them
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Why should I learn "European" geography when your whole map's gonna get redrawn by ISIS in a couple of years any way?

Take back Constantinople and maybe we'll consider taking you seriously.
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>>74922731
While learn "american" geography when your whole map's gonna get redrawn by wetbacks in a couple of years anyways?
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>>74920024
My gf got 18% on that, and she's considered pretty smart

Turns out that people who don't care about georgaphy generally tend to do badly when asked where small countries/states in other continents are
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Who cares about geography, lets be real.
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>>74923009
What the hell Colombia, you should be siding with us.
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>>74921881

what about geopolitcs or just know how the world works. geography is absolutely a must for history or politics.
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>>74918040
>German intellectual
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See, the reason we don't give a shit, is cause you don't matter.

Your pissant excuse for a country doesn't matter.

Make it matter, then maybe you'll get some respect
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>>74923294
That depends on MAGA

If you fuckers fail that you'll deserve to choke on a hundred wetback cocks and die.
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Here's a tough one for you faggots
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>>74923773
http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/name-world-capitals.php

oops forgot
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>>74921173
HARD MODE: COMPLETE

98%
Missed ONE FUCKING COUNTRY
(Ivory Coast)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74915489
>Britain is one country. The UK is the group of Britain, Scotland, Wales, and North Ireland.
no.
London is a country that contains the country of England and the canton of Cardiff. In London is the sub-capital of England, which is Stoke-on-Trent.
In the country of Scotland, which is a principality of Dublin, the sub-capital is Liverpool, where Paul McCartney is from.
In the country of Manchester is the sub-capital United, and the rest of the country is, somewhat confusingly, called "City", even though it is a sub-capital.
Ireland is a broadwally, which is between a country and a sub-capital. It's sub-capital is Croydon. Croydon administers the canton of Buckingham where the Queen lives, as well as North Camden, where Prince Charles lives.

Well, those are the basics. Read it, learn it, live it, and you'll wow the British girls at your next keg party!

You're fucking welcome.
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>>74913991
>Americans are stupid because they don't care about faggot-ass Europe commies
>They're so stupid lololololol
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>>74923552
Looks like marketing for The Lion King.
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>>74922021
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>>74913991
>watch the altenative europeans name american states
>all of them except for one retard get texas and california right
>whenever i tell americans that texas and california are the only relevant states they get pissy about it
lamayo
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>>74916365
We are talking about countries not states you stupid southerner fuck. Try naming the 31 Mexican states or our 10 provinces or even 20 of your own. You couldn't do it asshole . And nobody could, remembering states of a country is not relevant to this conversation. Stop trying to deflect your ignorance cause nobody cares or need to know own the states of the USA
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>>74923111
My gf got 85% and she's pretty dumb.
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>>74918040

>All this assblast
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>>74917442
Based bandit Keith he is the embodiment of US of A
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>>74923111
Your girlfriend is a drooling retard.
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>>74915915
87% in 2:12. Not bad. Fuck the slavs though.
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>>74918124
Who gives a fuck about American states? We are talking about countries u dumbass. Are you that self centered that you think knowing your meaningless states has a purpose to the international community?
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>>74915915
>countries
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>>74913991
To be fair, I couldn't place very many US states on a map either.
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We know what we're required to know, which means not your countries or the Third World game of soccer.

But look, I'm gonna shoot straight with y'all, the few of you I have liked I've gone outta my way to search up on Bing. Like I found out where the ching-chong Singaporeans were located. Also looked up the locations of those crazy little Nepalese people. The rest of you foreigners can go back to China for all I care.
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i am sorry mcdonalds
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>>74915915
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>>74924788
>Contradicting almighty NATO

Watch your words, my shitposting friend.
If you speak against NATO i believe you are in need of a heavy dose of peaceful bombing.
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>>74916155

how did we ever become the two superpowers ivan

our people are dumber than rocks
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>>74924264
she's also american
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>>74926100

might makes right
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