A WHITE bank robber fooled cops with an elaborate Hollywood special effects mask that disguised him as a black man.
So how did he get caught?
>Cover my face so I wont be recognized.
>>74906382
He probably applied for a job.
>>74906382
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>>74906382
YEP: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2945029/Black-robber-was-white-man-in-mask.html
>>74906382
this
The plan was actually pretty ingenious. That mask is a fine piece of craftsmanship, also.
>trying to fool cops
>black face
rly famsmhtbh
He was thinking too big. Black people rob convenience stores and mug people for 30 dollars, they don't rob banks.
>>74906460
> But after a tip-off, officers found Zdzierak staying at a nearby hotel.
JUST AS THERMOPYLAE, THE WHITE MAN'S BIGGEST WEAKNESS WAS HIS OWN BROTHER
>>74906382
>But after a tip-off, officers found Zdzierak staying at a nearby hotel.
>The interior of his Volvo was splattered in red dye from an exploding ink pack taken from a bank during one of the hauls, police said.
>Officers also discovered the sophisticated mask Zdzierak is suspected of using in the robberies.
>>74906382
He wasn't wearing his brown-coloured contact lenses.
>>74906769
He tried lol, I'm sure that's not the first time someone tried this.
>>74906587
"White people" are authoritarian in so far that they realise society will collapse if everyone broke the law and lack the selfishness to believe it's "okay" if only they break the law or if only their friend or brother breaks the law.
So yes, a white person will turn you in and that's a good thing. Are you some sort of crime promoting degenerate? >>>/mu/ is that way, go post some gangsta rap over there, promote crime to your hearts content. The mods will even ban you when you point out how toxic this music is to the African-American mentality.
>>74906299
Looks like Nick from the second season of the wire
>>74906587
That is a good thing dumbass.
I dont want niggers, white or black, stealing shit.
>>74906856
/this
>>74906769
>smart enough to do such a clever disguise
>not smart enough to leave the fucking city and not stay at a hotel nearby with paint splattered around his car
What a retard.
>>74907573
He was probably thinking that's would be the last place that the police or anyone else would look for him. Almost clever....lol.
