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HOLY FUCKING SHIT /pol/, THE NORMIES ARE COMING. I REPEAT, THE
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT /pol/, THE NORMIES ARE COMING. I REPEAT, THE NORMIES ARE FUCKING COMING!

Full disclosure: I work at CNN International. My boss called a meeting this afternoon, grilling us with questions like "has anyone here ever heard of the 4chan /pol/ message board?" and "how is this cartoon frog [sic] relevant to Donald Trump?" while showing us pictures he pulled off Google. I nearly shit my pants when he brought up Moonman.

Apparently the news story about /pol/ fucking with Sanders'/Hillary's campaigns has gone viral. The Jews at CNN are funding her campaign, so they are NOT happy. They're planning on airing a special report this Wednesday where they will expose some of our worst memes & banter to the normie masses (think exploding yellow vans). They will, of course, attempt to link it to Donald Trump in an attempt to stump his campaign.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you thought this website was in the public eye before, then get ready for the fucking firestorm. /pol/ itself will become a normie meme after the special airs this Friday. You should probably just leave the website right now, because this place will not be the same for a while; probably a month or two, at least. A mass exodus would probably do this board a lot of good, in all honesty. Get some fresh air, redpill your friends and family, do whatever, but just get the fuck off this board before we draw more attention. Please.
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ok
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>My dad works at Nintendo :)
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The best thing about /pol/ is that once you come here, you don't leave.

Let them come. Kek needs more followers.
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I have an American Eskimo :^)
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>>74905562
whatever kike
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>>74905562
Post some proofs faggot.
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Can't wait to redpill the normies on 9/11
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>>74905562
Where will the /pol/flight go to? Wheelie's site is full of degenerate CP. Where can we go?
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>>74905562
just don't associate yourself,thats it
also,where should we migrate to?
>implying this board arealdy isn't full of normies and leftists retards
all those pro-muslim and pro-leftism posts i've seen lately could not lead to nothing
now give us some proof faggot
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>>74905744
>ID
OY VEY.
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>>74905562
Wait. If they're blowing the lid on this place anyways, why would I leave now? I want to enjoy my last week before it happens.
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>>74905562
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>>74905562
Who gives a shit? This place is still anonymous
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>>74905764
Unlike Europe, immigrants to /pol/ will assimilate.
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>>74905562
NIGGERS

KIKES

ADOLF HITLER
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>>74905672
>embracing open borders
>thinking all who is foreign will adapt
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>>74905562
If CNN is watching this:

GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW!
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>>74905562
meme magic has been brewing here for nearly a year. It's ready for public consumption.
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LEGIT QUESTION TO EVERYONE HERE!
WHERE SHOULD WE GO NOW?
/pol/ IS FULL OF NORMIES AND LEFTISTS AND NOW IS FULLY CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS
what do?
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>>74905562
this will be what, the 30th time 4chan has been on the news?
we're the internet hatemachine
hackers on steroids
and you don't mess with football
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I don't give a shit, nobody is going to care enough to post here
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>>74905617
It's not implausible that CNN is here. In fact there's probably been some low life at the FBI who's job it is to monitor us.

This isn't even tin foil, this election has put us on the map.

However, unlike "anonymous" who decided to go off and do that cringe EXPECT US activism shit, we've basically influenced this campaign by sitting here being bitter and complaining about the world and the memes spread like wildfire.

We've been mentioned several times now in various interviews etc. So we have gone somewhat mainstream.

CNN doesn't have a good track record with 4chan though, so we'll see what comes of it.

So whilst OP is probably trolling, they have been here, and they will be here again. It's only a matter of time.

And to OP, if you are CNN, go fuck yourself, amateurs.
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Post proofs that you at least work there as even a janitor with a timestamp.
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>>74905894
Run outside naked, screaming PRAISE KEK and GAS THE KIKES.
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>>74905894
Die flut kommt.
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>>74905562
>but just get the fuck off this board before we draw more attention.

Nice try, Schlomo.
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we're officially more relevant than 2ch is in japan now
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>>74905759
wheelie's?
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>>74905562
>CNN
>not a waste of airspace
I hope they read this and cry
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>>74905876
They get brown beaten with board culture and memes. They either adapt, leave, or go insane.
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>Implying normies would take the time to vist a new website with anime shit plastered on it

>Implying they would be able to find /pol/ and wouldnt accidentally go to /po/
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>>74905562
Commence the redpilling
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>>74905562
IT'S A SHILL!!!
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Dea CNN,

You did this to us all. We are your own design. Your children. Your making. A product of your environment. We love you daddy.
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>>74905987
Found the kike reporter
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>Trump Board...
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>>74905562
>They're planning on airing a special report this Wednesday where they will expose some of our worst memes & banter to the normie masses

4chan/Trump thing has been all over the leftist news sites all day (Daily dot, Rawstory etc).

No suprise that CNN would plan a special on it I guess.

Time to brace for the shill hordes on Thursday then.
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>>74905876
>doubting the power of Kek

May a hundred cuckenings fall upon your future relationships, kek denier. We shall be here when you finally see the light.
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Post proof or you're full of shit.

You're trying to convince us to tone it down because you're scared of how much our meme magic is accomplishing.
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>74905562
You know what you must do, banepost.
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I know one thing for shore. My poop is real because I have shitty fingers. It's all over my keys. My dick is empty but my belly is full. I get off on the idea of having a woman piss all over my dick even though I hate women I still think the warm golden stream would give a peasant sensation. If you turd into a condom and put it in the freezer you can later use it as a dildo and pretend it's Olaf of Frozen fame's carrot cock sliding up your pretty little asshole.

My large empty balls sack flaps in the wind as I fart. My testicles look like small withered grapes for some raisin. Make American Grapes Again! Monkey nigger ape rape porch mexicants not welcome unless they are swinging from the tree! I hate muslims and jews.

Anus Anus Anus Dick and Balls Hairy titted whores. I want to kiss you on the lips and give you a french kiss on your roast beef vagina you disgusting cunt. Kill yourself Kill yourself. Baked beaners are toast. Billed Wall! Mean magic; is real. #Krump2016
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This is copy pasta idiots
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>>74906071
We're being infiltrated more and more every single day.

It won't be long until /pol/ is a leftist paradise.
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>>74905876
They all convert once they experience their first happening thread.
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>>74906008
>brown beaten
kek
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>>74905562
ITT: Newfag doesn't realize all the pills are red here
bring them anon, /pol/ will only grow, shills always only fall after a time to our cause, they have always done it before, they are doing it as we speak, and they will continue to feed the hate machine long after this shit election is over.
mind you this is the one place where even 4chan's collective unmatched faggotry is forced to conform too.
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>>74905876
>trigger half of them
>assimilate the rest
>dox those that attempt to destroy the board.
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Nigger, we were on Fox before. The only thing that'll happen is that a whole bunch of cucks will get red pilled
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Sounds like we should meme harder
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>>74905562

justmeans we'll have to make a red pill sticky
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MAN THE REDPILL GENERALS
BRACE FOR THE NORMIE SWARM
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Also, fuck normies. If they're coming, we will redpill the fuck out of them
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>>>>>>MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGE TO CNN:

You think you are onto us? WE are onto YOU, you filthy, lying fucking jews. Count your days, you can bet they're numbered.

Gas the kikes, race war now!
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>>74906133
we could use false flaggers like this faggot>>74906133 as training to survive the horder of mass shills
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>>74906111
IT IS WRITTEN
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>>74906008

>brown beaten
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>>74906234
We need some Germans here...
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>>74906009
>/po/

Wouldn't it be amazing if CNN ran a special report and half of it ended up being about hidden neo-nazi hate messages encoded through the papercrafts board?
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>>74905987
Sup jewfag.

Octuple qan you fagbag.
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>>74905562
>not sending them to /b/ or better yet /d/

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB ANONYMOUS
ONE FUCKING JOB
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>>74905562
Wow... really makes you think!
I'm a #cruzmissile now.
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Time for more gore and poo poo pee pee meme posts. They can come to hell if they want to.
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>>74905617
Can confirm, I'm his dad and work at nintendo
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>>74905562
>planning on airing a special report this Wednesday

>after the special airs this Friday

Fuck off.
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>>74906174

This.

ha Ha Ha Ha
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>>74905562
Well good thing it's on CNN. No one will see it.
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>>74906297
I can see the headline now:

>NAZI MESSAGES ENCODED INTO WINGS OF PAPER AIRPLANES
>SWANS MEAN GAS THE KIKES
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>>74906111
UNDERRATED SIGN
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>>74906290
Hans get in here now! We need your German nationalism again!
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>>74905562
The shills are getting desperate.
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We have to overwhelm them with memes
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>>74905562
Leave? Why can't we just welcome them with open arms and teach them about meme magic?
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>>74905562
We need more smug pepes killing BLM nigs.
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>>74905562
Hope you like explicit refutations you punk ass bitch
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>CNN Wants to know about memes

Okay. Send them our dankest memes and rarest pepes.
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>>74905562
>MFW we redpill ten thousand normies in one weekend
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>>74905894
WE STAND AND FIGHT
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>>74905562
Hey newfags, this is about the 30th time someone has claimed that X media outlet they worked for was doing a report on /pol/. There are never any stories released because this is a shill tactic, you will never get a simple time stamp out of the OP. OP will of course say "they want to protect their identity", when you can easily post a timestamp without revealing it.

This is forum sliding.
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>>74906111
That's a powerful triple you casted upon me. May kek forgive me.
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>>74906370
Kek those explosive vans and loli on the front page
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>>74905938
Who you calling low life?

You think our jurisdiction ends at the Atlantic? You're wrong.
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>>74906484
wonder whats being slid today, did anything relevant actually happen beyond the usual?
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>>74906469
>69
ITS FUCKING ON THEM
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>>74906343
>They can come to hell if they want to
They'll burn in flames we can't even feel anymore.
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>>74905562
>/pol/ isn't already being flooded by normies and libcucks

Click your catalog and look around for a few minutes. There are so many different groups trying to subvert this site at once that we don't trust anyone or anything anymore.

It's pretty funny to see it in action.
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>>74905562
If this actually happens, there's gonna be a massive fucking circlejerk. It's gonna be bad. We won't even be able to distinguish routine b8posting and shilling from actual curious normies, and, on top of that, all it takes is one attention whoring faggot to REALLY fuck our rep with something illegal. We can only hope that they'll be scared off by /b/ or something, although this is going to be like the dumblr """"raids"""" x10^74
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classic meme OP
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>>74906111
Holy Kek, that Pepe Mancubus is hilarious!!!

Saved.
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This is stupid. We could all be using our time more constructively by laughing at Austria right now.
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>>74905987
sheeky forums
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>>74905562
>airing report this wednesday
>this friday when it airs

Mhm
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>>74906319
octopus chins is a pasture i frequent here and there. Just never heard it referenced as wheelies
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>>74905562
How you can you prove that you are working for CNN? Why don't we just scare the living shot of these normie faggots and scar them for coming here? Or why don't we red pill them and somehow make CNN implode from the inside?
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>>74906319
hes desperately googling right now to figure out this hot new angle

> he doesnt know wheelies is in the Deep Web
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>>74906377
Shouldn't that picture say KEK VULT?

Deus means "god" and vult means "wills it".
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>>74905562
Yeah, normie invasions have been tried before but they usually get scared away by /b/'s autism overflowing into the future and /pol/'s ideologies. It's too much for the feeble mind to handle, so they crawl back to their safe spaces. Nice try cnn
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Obvious bait is obvious but it would be so much fun to see a normie invasion here, suicide rates would skyrocket in burgeristan
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>>74906501
>not using the hair version
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>>74905672

Nice Kek pic. Saved.
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>>74906324
>sending them to /d/
But then we risk them finding out which thread we make plans in
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>>74905562
>airing a special report this Wednesday
>after the special airs this Friday

We can smell your bullshit. Just go away.
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>>74906111
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>>74905562
>/pol/ fucking with Sanders'/Hillary's campaigns

we've changed the world. /pol/ is truly people power - no wonder they are pissed
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>>74905894
We must call upon our /brit/anons to form the Thin Red Line, and let the Second Great CuckWar commence.
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>>74906111
>pepe the shit-flinging mancubus


I've been to the top of the mountain, and it is good.
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I can't wait to explain to them that POO IN LOO is not actually a meme, but is in fact based upon a real life situation and a real life UNICEF campaign.

This is going to be glorious.

GET READY FOR THE BIG SHOW PEOPLE
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I can confirm what OP is saying.

But it's not just about the Clinton campaign. There are people in high places that take meme magic seriously and think it's the only plausible explanation for Trump's rise. They want to disrupt the coordination here.

This is another planned 'day of action' by the media like the Aylan Kurdi photo. That's all I'm saying.
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>implying a bunch of normies will withstand the might of the board culture
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>>74906572
Who knows what their motives are? Could simply be that Trump is up in the polls. Or maybe CTR suffers from terrible leadership and personnel like the rest of her campaign.
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>>74905562
>special report this Wednesday

>special airs this Friday.

nice try, i remember your role playing cnn thread a few days ago
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Slowpoke as fuck. CNN has already been here many times. Fuck off you retarded newfag.
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>>74905562
We agree to be interviewed.
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>>74905562
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>>74905562
>1 post
slidey slidey fucking limey
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>>74905562
lel can't wait
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>>74906672
>implying KEK isnt the 1 and only god

Truly heretical
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>>74906685
>Donald Trump makes America great again by exposing ultra liberal teens in SF, Seattle, and NYC to BME Pain Olympics and they can't take it and jump out of a building
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>>74906088
I can't actually believe that gif is real
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>>74905938

Do you ever take a look back and look at what you post? Do you realize how utterly ridiculous you sound?
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>>74906738
Glorious
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>>74906209
I hate that damn pic so much.
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>frogs

Reddit frogposters need to gtfo
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>>74906088
What is a gif of exactly?
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>>74906807
>Why is Erio so perfect, /a/?
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If you fucks at CNN are reading this, you best leave us alone. We are a board of peace. Let me ask you a question: If all internet chan users were evil, do you think you'd be alive? There are 6 gorillion of us. Shitposters are just a very small minority. In fact, they aren't 4channers at all. Lord kek teaches us that violence and shitposting are wrong. #notallmemes
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OP says Wednesday, then says Friday...WHICH DAY IS IT MORON?
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>>74906324
>/d/

Whelp, there is our goal. Get the MSM to metion /d/ on air.

I can hear the screams of horror raining down from the future.
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>>74905562
Let them come. We can redpill the normies who attempt to shut us down.
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>>74905562
>You should probably just leave the website right now
Sure thing, Mr. Feldbergshekelstein.
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>>74906153
This one speaks the truth, for it is what converted me.
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>>74905764
>>74905894
>>74905759
>not know our fallback website incase /pol/ gets taken down
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>>74905759
what is wheelies
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>>74906343
This. We either faux shill with obvious bait #cuckin4Hilldog threads to confuse them or just go full frontal assault with the most vile Pepes.
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they will either assimilate and get redpilled or leave.
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>>74906343
Just how delicate are normie sensibilities?
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We will welcome the normies with lewd 2hus!
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you dont fight /pol/

you either become /pol/ or run away to reddit
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>>74905987
r/politicallyincorrect

Even more racist and bigoted than us, check them out
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We're just simple farmers of memes
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>>74907052
is it infinite?
if yes,them i do know.
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>>74906893
What? That's exactly what I'm saying. It should say Kek Vult because right now your thing says "God Kek" It's implying two gods.
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>>74905987
Hello. Newfag
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>>74906931
A CNN report where two anchors are 'in the field' talking through the split-screen, but pay attention to the vehicles behind them, they're standing in the same goddamned parking lot.
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>>74905562
I will stand my ground. A namefagging Canauck, who will give the right opion on what ever i find
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>>74905876
/pol/ is a board of peace
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>>74905987
Ebaumsworld
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>>74906111
> trips
kek confirms future cuckings
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>>74907052
Is that man a Dark Souls character?
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>>74907104
ausfag,do not fall when we need you
stay bentz aus
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>>74906893
He didn't imply that at all m8, he stated the direct opposite of that...

That picture says "god god", he was pointing that out, that it should be "kek vult".
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>>74906111
welp
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>>74905938
>wait for anonymoose to come and steal the light saying "We told you to expect us"

Also... Faggots

>>74905562
>1 post from this ID
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>>74905562
>1 post by this ID

Uh-huh, and I'm your boss saying you're fired
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>>74907111
Oh shit haha
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>>74906583
>/b/ can stop them
/b/ is one of the best and worst boards on 4chan. It's a normie net and an autism general
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>>74905562
WHO IS THIS HACKER 4CHAN GUISE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! WEW LAD
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>>74906297
>be CNN cuck reporter
>research into /po/ for anything to use against the big evil hitler-like Trump
>see a bunch of crazy origami stuff
>"Wow guys, these people on this slash-poe-slash board have some talent!"
>"They aren't neo-nazis at all, I guess the trolls are back at it again!"
>Jewish boss walks in
>"Oy vey! We can just use nazi origami images to brand slash-poe-slash as neo-nazi pro-Hitler pro-Trump trolls! We will make so many shekels, goyim!"
>mfw we're all jews
>mfw when /po/ is destroyed by a liberal gentile goyim horde
>mfw we control the world
>mfw we wuz kangs, not blacks
>mfw we puppet America until the day of the goyim's rope
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But I want CNN etc. to come to /pol/. Normies will get red pilled.
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Guys...

Just start posting tons of red pill threads, the more eyes see it the better people learn about who really controls the show and what we really are to them.

It just means people will be more red pilled.
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>>74906111
KEKUS VULT
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>>74905562
>you should probably leave this website
>a mass exodus would do this board a lot of good

This is the only purpose of this thread.

I don't know if OP is a Sanders or Clinton shill, but don't listen to his fag.

>get the fuck off this board

You first.
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>>74907107
God Kek sounds like 1 god to me.
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>>74907178
be strong we will stop those fucking jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quTXwTjgfc0
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>CNN: These guys are using mass propaganda to influence trump votes!
>Public: Oh my god how
>CNN: They seem to be praying to a egyptian frog god and creating maymays to influence people

We have nothing to worry about, the only people who will believe them will be tin foils and CNN's credibility will be destroyed.
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>>74906088
>>74906905


haha the joke is they are standing meteres apart from each other
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>>74906807
Fuck, Ario is so perfect.
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>>74907088
Fuck OFF you dumbass ANIME POSTER!!!!

I had to give a presentation on 4chan today and I HAD to stress that I did NOT like ANIME!!!

SO FUCK YOU YOU PEACE OF CRAP! GO BACK TO /A/A/A/A/A/A//A/A/A/A/A/A/A
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>>74905562
>fighting memes with oldschool media tools
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>>74906907

You've gotta be a massive retard if you think 4chan isn't monitored.
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MAN YOUR STATIONS!!
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>>74905562
Shriek us down and we will become more powerful than you can even imagine.
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>>74905562
The fools, don't they know they'll make the memes only more potent?
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>>74905562
Truth will only do the world good
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>>74906568
you have jurisdiction?
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>>74905562
>1 post by this ID
>175 replies

We've been rused.
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If you need a place to make a planning/coordination thread, make it on /qa/ or /trash/, but /trash/ would probably be better because /qa/ is full of pussy Mootfags who want /pol/ to be deleted.

Then instead of referring to the /trash/ thread, redirect normies to /d/, or better yet /z/.
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4chan has already been in the news on CNN though. I find this story difficult to believe but your boss could be new.
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>redditfrog

sage
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>>74905759
Its no longer wheelies
Theres no more child anything
Theres no more free speech
Its now a safe space
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>>74907304

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgtMTaG1SY
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>it's a bongland thread
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>>74907374
DEATH CARDS!!
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GUYS WAIT -

(not saying this will be the piece to really bring in the shitstorm, we have had plenty of those false alarms, but...)

Say the CNN and the MSM do try to push this narrative, that 4chan is there helping Trump and is full of noxious racists/pedophiles/conspiracy theorists/alt-right etc...

How many people do you know IRL that know you browse this site? How many people think you use the computer far too much or could possibly be tied here?

>Hey son, are you browsing this racist pedophilic site known as... "Four Channel"?
>You do use the computer an awful lot, you fucking loser
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>normie comes here
>immediately triggered by all the redpills
>sees one on niggers
>well golly gee that is racist
>but it kinda makes sense
>sees one on the holocaust
>oy vey it's like annudah shoah
>but HOW DID the Nazis burn all those Jews with just a few ovens?
>this process repeats
>as the normie searches for more racism antisemitism and misogyny they're pulled deeper and deeper into the abyss
>eventually it happens and they swallow a redpill
>a new /pol/ack is born
Nobody comes here redpilled. Or at least not as redpilled as when they leave.
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>>74907224
>Ever mentioning /b/ in /pol/
Plz stahp
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>>74907417
i dont get it
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>>74907319
>Go ahead and tell them, nobody will ever believe you
Have we become Bill Murray?
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>>74907290
Ok, I see what you were trying to do with it, it's just that the most people are expecting the extension of the phrase "Deus Vult" when they see that.
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>>74905562
We red pill them but we pose as closet commie cuck supporters (the sandman), how do I know you're not CNN op?
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>>74905562
>a mass exodus would probably do this board a lot of good
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>>74907524
It's a fire-and-forget board slide post.
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>>74906703
>But then we risk them finding out which thread we make plans in

OH FUCK
do NOT let them find out we make all our plans on /d/
Delete all posts relating to /d/ if they find out that is our head quarters we are fucked I will delete this post in 15v minutes
do the same
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>>74905562
Welcome to the internet hate machine faggot, now get the fuck out of here.
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>>74905562
Epic lul, friend. Most of us fourchanners hate those normiess reeeeeee! That is why I only use epic sites like pole, r/4chan and funnyjunk.com
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>>74905759
double chan is compromised (four plus 4 chan) At least their /pol/ is, there is almost nowhere to go now. The mods there recently started banning their users.
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>>74905562
>1 post by this ID

Well, who cares? There's no 'safe places' or designated hug boxes so they will leave as quickly as they came. It's too easy to spot those fucktards.
CrippleChan is a good place to organize if we need to.
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>>74905987
It's code for Grindr
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>>74907620
They might discover our backup HQ in /lgbt/ or they might try to decode all the code languages we use there...
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>get the fuck off this board before we draw more attention

Fuck you and CNN. My taste for Trump went when he fucked over the USFL, but that doesn't mean anyone including myself should "Leave /pol/ for a while." Fuck CNN! Everyone should post gay porn if CNN wants a show.
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>didja hear? 4chan's been helping DRUMPF do so well
>what? that doesn't make sense. didn't anonymous hack him?
>you're right, that doesn't make sense because as we all know, anonymous is from 4chan
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>>74905562
>knowing full well this is probably a kike slider

Who gives a shit? Does anyone remember /b/ after the fappening? It was full of news crews and normies.

They came, were horrified at what they found then left.

If they do come, spam the most terrifying gore you have, they'll retreat with horror.
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>>74905562
Weak attempt, dude!

Trolling Normies and getting a Normie audience to freak the fuck out is the point of coming here and fucking around.

So here is a twisted nonsense election poem that makes fun of some liberal stalwarts:

The Jew proceded to screw
The under age bitch with a pump
Stephen Colbert turned as quare as a pear
And bent over spreading his rump!

Shouting Vote for president!
Vote for president!
Vote for president Trump!

Old George Soros the Cooch
Sipped on a bottle of hooch.
Fag Jon Oliver and one Michael Toliver
ran off to diddle the pooch.

Shouting Vote for president!
Vote for president!
Vote, for president Hooch!
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>>74907766
I wonder if they named it after that Priest song, Grinder.

I'm not gay but Rob Halford is a pretty cool guy, and Judas Priest is one of my favourite bands.
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>>74907506
oh my fucking god you are right
i'm in 4chin by 3 years but on /pol/ since 4 months and i've swalled a redpill on the first week
we are powerful
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>>74907802
>qEK
I AM THE FALSE PROPHET
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>>74907671
Yeah I don't know what's going on over there. They shut down 2 of the 3 cp boards. (over course they leave the little boy board). Some things are happening behind the scenes over there
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What is this trips monstrosity? My got.
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>>74905562
>Oh no my friends might know that I shitpost on a racist image board in the Current Year
Oh wait, my friends aren't faggots who believe race isn't real or free speech stops when other people get uncomfortable. Who the fuck actually knows anybody like that? Ive only ever seen them in the media or politics
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>>74907802
>Normalfags or modern anonymous knowing where anonymous originated

wew.

They have been corrupted and supplanted to the core, there is nothing left.
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>>74905562
CNN has like 6 viewers.
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>>74907671
I didn't know about b&s there.
How bad is it really? Or are they just banning shitposters?
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>>74905562
Good, let them come.
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>>74905894
infinite

if that place goes down then endchan
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>>74905759
not knowing the old 4 or the master m plus even universe ch
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>>74907901
Well, everyone's name is "Anonymous" so they might assume.
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>>74906583
>implying normies would know how ti navigate 4chan
>implying they wont be scared off by the warning disclaimer
>implying they will know how to use the catalog
>implying that even after all this they wont get bored by the site design after 20 minutes

You overestimate the attention span and tenacity of your average internet normie anon.
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>>74907968
Its already down
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>>74907917
This desu senpaitachi.

CNN has been dropping drastically in viewers for years, I hope whatever CNN shills may be browsing this thread have resumes and backup jobs standing by.
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>>74907105
Yep
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>>74907996
That's what I assumed when I first came to 4chan 6 years ago.
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>>74907873
Well perhaps that is related to the recent bannings on /pol/ indeed. But that is what is happening over there, a violent takeover with ikamfy or whatever that faggot mods name is.

double chan dot pl (all of these are filtered now) has also been confirmed to be controlled by the kikes now.

So right now there is not a single uncompromised chan out there.

Most of us are waiting for the p2p chans.

They started banning because evalion or whatever her name is got too popular and got support from the user base.
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>>74905562
fuck, everyone look busy
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>>74906111
WITNESSED
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>>74907996
Master is a fuckin honeypot
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>>74907997
Plus, if they do decide to post, we could always redirect them to gay shit like so:
>>>/lgbt/6253254
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>>74907997
No, they'll be cautiously attentive because the simplistic design will convince them that 4chan is le evil deepweb.
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>>74907502
The people (friends included) I know IRL don't even know this site exist. So I should be fine.
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>>74905562

THIS IS OUR CHANCE EVERYONE POST ALL ZIONIST EVIDENCE AND DON'T BE RACIST.
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>>74907901
anonymous was always pure faggotry.
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>>74907942
they have a meta board (polmeta), go over there and check it out, its a complete disconnection from the user base. The mods abandoned discussion with the users completely and just started blatantly banning everyone that disagreed with their bumplocking of the evalion threads.
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>>74906584
is that a wii u controller popping out the front window?
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Don Lemon here, guys

can anyone put me in touch with the anonymous hacker known as 4chan? I tried looking for CNN threads on your hilarious /tv/ board, but all they could tell me was he was a big guy and that he didn't fly so well, so I have very little to go on
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>>74905562
>1 post by this ID
>239 replies
You fucking chumps.
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>4 final blows as genji
>potg who stood near me and watched as I killed them
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This place is like journalist repellent. We got on Fox News and other networks for #EndFathersDay and no one in the MSM even bothered to look where it came from.
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>>74906576
still one of the most horrifying images in history.
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>>74908097
man this is fucking hertical bull shit, if nigers didn't ruin raids back then by snitching or doing some dumbshit linking it too us, we would never have this bull shit in the first place. I hope moot has a plan in the end,
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>>74905562
>/pol/ itself will become a normie meme

That happened around 2012 when all of you faggots from reddit took over. Real /pol/acks went to cripplekike's site then it took a shit and now we're back.
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>>74905562

Can't wait for more exploding vans
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>>74906063
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSdKmX2BH7o

CNN... Can I call you Daddoo?
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>>74905562
TELL ME ABOUT THE FROG
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SMUG
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>>74908158
Why yes, right over here:
>>>/hm/1358939
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>>74905562

>CNN International

literally who?

Nobody watches that Britcuck branch that airs (here in the US) at midnight
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>>74907072
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>>74908178
We always get journalists during happenings though.

We had enough during the fappening where it became a meme.
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>>74907124
Salaam aleikum brother. A board of peace. Our special kind of peace.

>blows up
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>>74905759
You forgot 7chan
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>>74905672

Third post best post.

Let's be honest here. No matter how much you piss in an ocean of piss the result is the same.

Whether if it's an individual /pol/ster dumping his pissbottle or CNN dumping a city's worth.
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>>74908216

Everyone go to /po/!
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