Meanwhile, in Warhammer /pol/.....
If I pray too Slaanesh, can I become a futa demon?
>>74905238
>implying the Goblins aren't to blame for the Orcs pushing their way East so they could make a profit on transportation and trade
It's like you don't even want a racewar
>>74905406
Praying isn't enough for chaos gods.
Get some eldar souls and maybe slaanesh will notice you.
>>74905238
Motherfucking refugee vermintide I tell you what.
We need to build a fucking wall on our Southern border to keep the Greenskins out.
>>74905536
>eldar
>warhammer fantasy
nigga wat
>>74905238
You know the orcs are a race of peace, the stories you hear about orcs are racist propaganda, orc are peaceful and beautiful people and if you disagree I suggest you check your human privilege and stop being orcphobic.
Who /Empire/ here?
>>74905238
GAS THE ORCS RACE WAR NOW
Who else is buying Total War Warhammer?
I want to get into this game so bad. How do I start?
in the warhammer fantasy world, what race would the turks be?
>inb4 skaven
>>74905931
already did senpai, but i feel like there will be regret
>>74906137
turks are sylvanian vampire cunts but not the superior undead vampires specifically the corrupting rot of the land they need for their undead
Did the Skaven Wars really happen anons?
>>74906137
gobbos
>>74906137
Hey Kebab, how's Bannerlord development going?
>what race would the turks be?
Either bumped in with Araby like all muslims, or maybe as an aspect of Chaos dorfs?
>>74906137
Muslims are definitely Orcs
European whites are Empire
Americans are Bretonnia
Russians are Dwarfs
Israeli Jews are High Elves
American Jews are Dark Elves
European Jews are Wood Elves
Eastern Europeans are Vampires
Africans are TOMB KANGZ
African Americans are Beastmen
South Americans are Lizardmen
Chinese are Skaven
Indians are Skaven Clan Pestilens
SJWs are Chaos
AYYOOO
HOL UP
*raises army of the dead*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
*deploys Warsphinx*
DAT WE
*rattles bones*
DAT WE
*rides spooky scary chariot*
DAT WE WUZ UNDEAD N' SHIT???
>>74906570
>South Americans are Lizardmen
Lustria lizardmen or southlands lizardmen
>>74907184
t.skullberto barbosa
>>74907474
They're culturally the same, just imagine that all subsaharian blacks get replaced with lizard aztecs.
Also, memes aside, High Elves are brits and Dark Elves are a mix of Americans and fucking leaves, remember who made the game.
>>74907184
There is no such thing as the Skaven conspiracy. Their is no such thing as some secret underground army of rat people manipulating world events. Christ you're all autists.
>>74905238
Fuck it, Nordland is leaving the Empire. They're letting all these Averlanders in to steal our benefits and jerbs.
>>74908302
The man-things knowknow! Shut it downdown!
>>74905238
>The Southern Wastes
>Here Be Shitposting
Why is Australia so deformed in that game?
>>74908199
>Dark Elves are a mix of Americans and fucking leaves
noice, I get to be one of the cool ass elves.
>>74905238
Fuck denuvo
I wanted this game so bad ;_;
Estalia reporting in
STOMP DA STUNTIES, WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>74905822
I miss Karl Franz
>>AOS and end times suuucked
>>74909842
KARL FRANZ WAS A SODOMITE.
>>74906053
At this point... the old world is dead. Now it's "Age of Sigmar", and the universe feels like a marvel comic book crossed with warcraft.
If you want old world flavor, play WFRP (any edition), mordheim, or Kings of War. Local LGS should still have pockets of WFB survivors
>>74909960
Are 'Age of Sigmar' sales bombing or not?
>>74909949
When did the slann start letting skinks use the internet?
>>74905536
>eldar
40k trash plz go
i dont know what to post because im not a fucking turbo nerd
>>74910173
Kill yourself Redditor.
>>74910173
>played 40k as a teenager
>completely normal guy who fucks girls and has a healthy social life
you can like nerdy things and not be a fucking freak.
>>74910010
Better than wfb, but nowhere near what they expected or wanted.
Then again, when you let wfb rot on the vine like gw did, or simply kill the whole damn thing.like gw did, you can't expect much. They pushed away alot of fans.
what's up with all of these chaos fucking shits being accepted into my neighbourhood
>>74910010
Oh absolutely. The prices are even more bonkers than normal.
t. 15 year WHFB veteran
>>74906570
I disagree about Chaos.
/pol/ is Chaos. SJWs are Chaos Spawn.
>>74905238
>>Brettonians can't own guns.
Get on my empire level lakefags
>>74910431
SJWS are Empire.
>>74905238
>Generations of your people survive the bitter cold
>take on invasion after invasion
>Norse raids
>troll incursions
>Greenskin Waaaahgs
>chaos invasions and the constant insidious corruption
>and through it all the ever present biting bleak cold
>TFW games workshop cant even make you an official army
why fucking live
>>74910374
Coupled with a huge change in system... it was a huge opportunity missed.
>>gw could have scored big by having AoS be an alternate universe
>>74905238
KEK BLESS THIS THREAD!
>>74910204
>>74910262
>>74910161
uhooo.....looks like the virgins have arrived.
Piss off, cuck. This is now a warhammer 40k thread.
>>74910466
Checked but SJWs are Bretonnnians because M'Green Lady
>>74905238
>>2504
>>attending the jade college and getting a meaningless degree
>>not being a fire or gold wizard
Enjoy growing my coffee in altdorf, earthfags
>>74910755
>40 k fan
>calling anyone else a virgin
top kek.
>>74910795
Sjws are chaos cultists - subverting civilization from within
>>74910671
Ready to rig the next chaos storm?
>>74911035
Yeah modern SJW's are Violent, desires ridden and fat, Mutilate themselves/die their hair, and are degenerates sexually.
they dont even know the horrors they bring on
>>74910755
40k is shit, buddy
>>74906570
Chinese are already Cathay.
Skate so would be Romanians.
>>74910755
Sigmarines reporting in!
Sigmarines are best Marines!
>>74911298
Gw:
>>"lol no guys, they aren't space marines."
Not a WH veteran but wouldn't sjw be slaanesh and pol khorne? Faggots can be nurgle
>>74910602
GW missed so many damn oppurtunity especially to sell models
"Human realms" army book
Blanket rules for all human kingdoms (empire, kislev, brettonia, estalia, luccini, araby, ind, cathay, luccini, border princes)
Coupled with a new models, shit would have sold
>>74906570
Empire - Holy Roman Empire 15th/16th century
Bretonnia - France 13th century
Kislev - Russians and Poles 16th/17th century
Dwarves - Anglo saxons
Wood Elves - Celts
Chaos Dwarfs - Assyrians
Ogres - Mongols
Lizardmen - Maya/Aztec
Orcs and beastmen - Barbarian tribes
Warriors of Chaos - Vikings
Tomb Kings - Egyptians
Vampire Counts - Transilvanians
High Elves (Ulthuan) - Atlantis
Mercenaries - Spaniards and Italians
>>74911696
Pol is a bunch of empire peasants in the top room of an inn in altdorf, bitching about everything. Wishing we were nobles, knights, and wizards, when really we're just ratcatchers, agitators, and dockhands. Maybe one witch hunter
>>damn goblins
>>damn beast men
>>damn nobles
>>sigmar - Chan is mein frauliu
>>implying this isn't my next wfrp campaign
>tomb kings still not anounced
>>74912119
>Dwarves - Anglo saxons
Thats some Tolkien shit
>>74911278
Warriors of Chaos are gigantic Viking barbarians in full plate who slaughter weak civilization-fed degenerates in pursuit of strength and purity.
SJWs map to cultists pretty well, though.
>>74911298
Fuck off with that AoS shit.
>>74912340
B.. b. but I love Marines!
>>74910602
i gots my kislev dw brah
>>74912601
Play 40k then faggot.
>>74913225
But WHFB can be improved by adding Marines. It can only get better!
>>74912160
just play the counts
Fellow Elves, we are being cucked by false Phoenix Kings. Cucked into not dominating this world, cucked into not enslaving all other races to do our budding and work out mines, cucked into not unleashing our elven supremacy and exterminating all lesser races and beings.
Only the rightful Phoenix King Malekith can purge this world of inferior races, enslave them all for the benefit of our economy, and exterminate all who would threaten us.
The final triumph of the elven race awaits, but only under Malekith's iron rule, won't you join us brothers?
Uncuck yourselves from fake Phoenix Kings. Join the forces of Malekith!
WEEZ GOIN' TER CONQWA AWL DEM PUNY UUMIES AN STUNTISS BOYZ
>>74912119
Dark Elves = Nazi Elves
The only race to embrace their inherent supremacy and to effect slavery and extermination of all lesser races (maybe Choas Dwarfs do too, but they are slaves to Choas Gods, whilst the Elves are slaves to no one).
High Elves = Cuck Elves
>Lets save everyone altruistically blah blah blah
Wood Elves = Hermit Hippy Elves
Nice forest, no agency to effect anything else in the world
>>74906570
Dwarves are jews you dumb nigger.
How can hummies even compete
THIS BOOK WAS NEVER RELEASED BECAUSE OF LEFTIST MORONS!
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B_Redi9cZJ5iS3JheVpnUXRkSU0/edit
THE LEFTISTS ARE DESTROYING WARHAMMER!
