So, Buzzfeed finds "everyday men" to take the FBI physical fitness test.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtSs1Bob3aU
Question: where's the men?
I'm never, ever, EVER
Must I repeat EVER
Give Buzzfeed page views.
Ever.
>>74904886
I presume these dyed hair tattooed up cucks are people personally known to the staff
I hope for the sake of americans
>>74905334
Of course they are, do you think they could evem be friends with normal people?
I'm about as out of shape as possible and I could do that. It helps that I'm 21 though and not in my 30s like these guys
Just looked at the test on the FBI website, it's laughably easy. You only need 12 points out of a possible 40. If you're not scoring at least 20 you're a puny weakling and shouldn't breed.
>>74905243
this.
Never give those liberal clickbaters clicks EVER
>>74904886
lol crossfit idiot failed.
>>74904886
I'm not watching this
sage and hide
>Buzzfeed
Just fill my /pol/ up with more garbage senpai.
I thought I recognized that sexy bastard
>>74904886
>mfw I beat the highest tier 1.5 mile time in 9th grade
>FBI fitness test
>>74904886
lol lanklet skinnyfats and the manlet is the most masculine in there. I would blow them all out of the water.
>>74904886
They did one with "everyday women" earlier which included women who were all into fitness, and one was even an olympic weightlifter, while the "everyday men" are skinny fat hipster faggots.
If these are everyday men, Islam can't come fast enough
>>74906666
checked, also
>crossfit
I forgot that's still a thing
Was that supposed to be hard to get the 24 points?
This fitness test is a joke.
>>74904886
>can't run the 300m in under 60 seconds
holy shit, that's fucking slow
one of the men in the video is a transgender.
>>74907789
>less than 1/5th of a mile
Hahahaha, sprinting must be hard for numales.
>>74906666
Nice quads
Crossfit is fucking garbage
>>74906666
>Crossfit
Many keks. Also nice quads. Satan is proud.
The fatty Numales on my faceberg have been sharing these cuckfeed man shaming articles recently, this and the beiber photoshoot one
Since I'm 220 and close to shredded I shitpost about how hard it is to live up to these standards - basically acting like an annoying thin chick who complains to her walrus friends that she's feeling fat today.
Kek the women beat these faggots easy
https://youtu.be/8CApYNrfsSE
>>74908107
That's a huge fuckin bat, or a god damn small owl.
>>74906666
>>74907539
>>74908107
>>74908040
Well that guy who does crossfit isn't actually a guy biologically.
>>74908241
No way
>men
>>74908170
You can't tell the difference between an owl and a bat?
FFS AMERICA WTF COMMON CORE
>>74904886
Yeah, you stupid men! You're so stupid! Please give us tax revenue so we can build a welfare state of violent people who hate you! Thank you very much for the money! But also, you're stupid!
>>74908241
>Cumguzzfeed needed to find a woman pretending to be a man to make their point
Hahaha
>>74904886
>Where's the men?
Working at real jobs.
>>74908348
>reading comprehension
Either the bat is big, or that owl is small. Are you stupid you fucking leaf?
>>74908280
>>74908370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdpA0iHsACs
Come on /pol/, I thought you were better at identifying trans people.
>>74906666
What's crossfit?
>>74904886
stop shilling your dead website cuck
>>74904886
This is what your everyday liberal beta male looks like.
>>74908601
A way to ruin your fucking joints for life. It's a meme exercise that has been pushed harder than a fucking pornstar's ass. It is garbage, a joke among ACTUAL fitness enthusiasts, and will do more damage in the end.
>>74908515
These lying jewish rats worship at the Synagogue of Satan!
This guy is actually a biological male.
I HATE THESE LYING JEWS!
>>74905243
This. A Buzzfeed employee probably posted the link.
>>74908170
It's a Burrowing owl bro. Learn your fucking owls.
>>74908241
Also seriously?
>>74905243
This. OP is probably a Buzzfeed employee.
>>74908601
>>74908826
I know it's a fucking owl. But why is that bat so much bigger than it?
>>74908430
>bat
That's a fucking dog under a blanket, you blind faggot.
>>74908673
In what way will it cause problems later? The people I see doing CrossFit at my school's gym all seem fit. I'm not arguing I genuinely want to know.
>>74906242
Provide 1 (one) reason why physical strength matters in this era.
>>74908601
>>74908987
It's a bunch of "swing muh weights around and do lots of impact training". It puts inhumane amounts of pressure on joints, which don't show signs right away, but you WILL see the consequences later in life. It's a literal joke of an exercise.
see>>74908968 for an example.
>>74904886
The average man or woman is overweight though, so by default these guys are doing pretty good
>>74904886
>crossfit
>fails
oh lel
>>74908971
Do you mean the dog? Are you retarded?
>>74909112
Seriously, what's wrong with that bat to make it so big?
>>74909093
Jesus that's fucking inefficient training.
>>74904886
these are the faggiest men ever.
and that shit is an easy pft test.
Try the USMC pft!
>3 miles, 18m is perfect 27m is fail
>20 pull ups, 3 is pass 2 or less is fail
>100 crunches in 2 minutes, anything less is pathetic.
>i'm doing crossfit
top kys
>>74909112
That's clearly a big brown bat you nigger
>>74909311
I dunno. Here's more of it though.
>>74909511
That's fucking scary. I'd be scared
>>74909564
Nah they're besties m8. Harmless.
>>74908162
everyone of these girls work out how is this not biased against dudes
>>74909008
Provide 1 (one) reason why NEETs like you deserve to continue living on the taxpayer's dollar in this era.
>>74904886
The problem Buzzfeed faced is that their definition of everyday men is of cucked men, dyed-haired nu-males.
Apparently one of them is a tranny
I'm not even sure which one it is
>Go watch the women video
>Half of them do situps without going right up
>Weak as piss pushups
>Only one girl is chicken winging to shit
>omg all the women passed look at sexism guys
>women are stronger go girls
Those guys were cherrypicked losers and the girls were atleast mildly athletic.
The guys arent going to get on camera and tell the world they dont excercise much.
Plus correct me if im wrong but the women looked a lot.younger on average.
>>74908162
>everyday women
>"competitive" crossfitter
>former oly lifter
Wow gee I wonder why
>>74905243
A buzzfeed employee probably did post the link. Buzzfeed is dying, and they're probably going for the Howard Stern Stratagem. The people who hate them most give them views. Sage goes in all fields.
>Summation: Nu-male faggots get beat by gym girls.
>>74909782
Nu-males are the equivalent to Elf owls. They live in Woodpecker cavities in Cati and only hunt small insects instead of rodents and such.
>>74907390
Oh please. The only way you'd blow them out of anything is by using your mouth.
I understand it's easy to watch and think you could kill this test, but I mean how many of you actually could do it and not just pass but exceed the standard?
I've spent 5 years taking the army apft, with a 300+ score for the past 3 years, so this shit is literal cake, but I know a lot of guys who kill it in the gym but can hardly swing 230 on their test. You gotta train for pushups and situps to actually do them, they're not really "natural" movements. I'm not saying any of this is hard but it's not as easy as just getting off the couch and taking the test.
Also,
>counting those halfjack bullshit pushups
Reee
>numales
>everyday guy
nice try chaim
>>74910002
>>Weak as piss pushups
the olympic girl did it pretty well
>>74908162
>those "sit-ups" from grey shirt
women cheat at everything it seems
>>74907948
I can't sprint worth shit, but I can do a 1730 3mile
>>74909008
I have to admit you've got a point.
I went from having max stamina, supreme fitness, working out 5 days out the the week, running mini marathons on my own, total body work out -- to absolutely nothing. It matters none in the civilian sector
Regular people have no reason to be strong unless it's to show off, it's literally Thee only reason
>>74909093
>>74909327
>>74908601
you want the complete opposite, the true redpilled workout is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKGF-ErsJiI
I wish I lived close to some wildlife reservation so I could do this, but all I have around me are sugarcane farms
>>74909408
PFT is the white man's test. Can run long as fuck, as that's the hardest to train for. Pullups and sit-ups are easy, just do more pullups and you'll get better, running always sucks though.
>>74909008
>>74910582
>“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
>Socrates
You degenerate weaklings will be the first to die in the race wars.
>crossfit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI
>>74910582
Shut the fuck up you fat liar. I'd love to know more about your personal "mini marathons" and your "total body workouts".
>>74910644
Lifting and and varied sprinting/jogging is far superior to anything this faggot is doing.
>>74910644
I work out in the gym. But I go hiking ALOT all around the world. And let me tell you it's much different. The strain of hiking will never come close to the tredmill. Getting high into tree's will never be replicated with pull ups or benchpressing.
I don't think I could fly by the course. But I'd do a much better job then those nu males.
t. Avian researcher
>>74911401
Forgot my obligatory owl.
>>74904886
>that 300 yard dash
holy fuck did they just pick the least athletic guys they can find, that was so fucking awful to watch
I could have shat on these guys as a freshman in high school
>>74908987
It's an exercise program that emphasizes broad spectrum fitness. It's very popular among people who actually need to use their fitness for their jobs, and like any similarly intense workout program, can cause injuries if done poorly. You can make people go absolutely bonkers just by mentioning it, see:
>>74909097
>>74908673
>>74911372
>>74911401
gyms are for cucks
exercise is about mastering your body's capabilities
in the wild you can do a much wider array of exercises that are actually useful and come naturally, that build core strenght, dexterity and flexibility, much more important than biceps gains
and then there's the survival / solitude / connecting with nature and ancestors aspect of it, which are even more redpilled
>>74904886
If you guys really want to rage.
Watch the women do the FBI fitness test.
And pay close attention to scoring system for the men and women.
women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CApYNrfsSE
I didn't realize criminals would run slower so the women can catch them easier
>>74904886
>FBI fitness test
>Everyday Men
haha we are so doomed.
>>74911401
>All you need are bodyweight exercises to get fit
I guarantee you're less than 170lbs.
My uncle is a lanket and passed the test. I think he failed it a few times though.
>>74904886
Fuck off buzzfeed
>>74912782
Doing only resistance exercise is not good for your muscles. Cardio is necessary because it helps reduce apoptotic (cell death) pathways. Also can't get energy without an efficient circulatory system.
>>74904886
>""""""""""those pushups""""""""""
Having said that I'm not sure I could pass the sprint, idk. The rest I know I could get 3+ pts on. This thread is cracking me up though, as though the average /pol/fag is in shape at all.
>>74912782
Im with>>74913940,
training in a gym<hiking/climbing outdoors
You can pass this test if you meet bare minimum requirements for army PFT. Although the one minute sit-ups seems a bit ridiculous for maxing. I've only ever seen one person get over a 110 sit-ups in 2 minutes (he got 113), divide that by 2 and you wouldn't get 10 points. Most fit people I see get upper 70s/low 80s. Anyone care to give some guidance on this?
>>74913966
I used to during college. I did a cadet program for 4 years and had to exercise everyone morning and afternoon. Lost a fuckton of weight my first semester. I wasn't pursuing a commission (aka no military career, just did the program because my dad did) so for my fifth year in college I gained about 35 lbs (brought me up to 205). For the last year and half I've dropped 45 lbs (160)by just eating better and my job (working with animals). I haven't tried to exercise much because I like working out with a buddy (no friends, yeah no excuse). But I can tell that pull-ups are easier and I don't get as tired after running. Nothing like in college but it's okayish.
US Marines has a legit fitness exam. (Note, this is an exam, NOT a fitness program.)
One should get no lower than 270/300, and in reality 300/300 should be the goal.
-20 pull ups
-3 mile run in 18:00 mins
-100 crunches (in 2:00 mins)
>>74905243
First post best post.
Saged, hidden, and reported for advertising.
>>74905243
FPBP.
Is this shit real? I'm pretty sure these standards were designed for women
I'm 5'6, 20 lbs overweight and could easily get full marks on all these except the pushups
>>74915686
story?
>>74905243
This. Should be a sticky.
>>74904886
christ
>>74916101
Then join the FBI then. I guarantee they'll pay you more than what you get for shitposting for free on here.
>>74904886
>none of their elbows are tucked in during their "push ups"
I'd disqualify them all, to be quite honest.
>>74908162
>Every day women
>Those biceps
Who are they think they are fooling?
>>74904886
kek. They should find FBI women to take the FBI fitness test, held to the same standards men are held to
>>74904886
that one manlet needs chokeslammed
>>74904886
there are about 1.5 men in that video
>>74906242
Most of the FBI are desk jockies.
They need people who are technology competent and not nearly as many people to chase baddies and kick in doors.
They can always just use State/Local law enforcement to serve warrants.
>>74910693
The hardest part about training is learning to stand still, honestly.
Running isn't hard once you get into the rhythm of it and most of the other exercise is fun. Stretching exercises were also really nice, and I didn't know anyone who didn't enjoy running obstacle course.
>>74905243
FPBP
Always enact archive protocols
>>74904886
>"sit-ups"
legs anchored and will do one's back in
>"sprint"
poorly policed and hardly an accurate distance, given seconds matter
>"push-ups"
inconsistent technique across candidates
>"rrun"
inconsistent surfaces
F AGGET
B UTT
I NVADERS
>>74908162
>>74904886
Why doesn't Buzzfeed get some of their own employees to do it, like pic-related?
>>74919061
Because it would be sexist and she should get 20 points added to her score.
>>74919061
...Is that a stretch mark on her thigh beside her sarlacc pit?
>>74904886
>buzzfeed
Expecting men from a Buzzfeed article is naive.
