>raping, pillaging, murdering wastes of life nobody liked
>"what a manly and enriching culture! they're so cool! we should make tons of shows and movies about them! praise Odin!"
>Somali people do the same thing
>"can someone KILL these NIGGERS???"
Why the double standard?
>leaf
>>74892879
because vikings.
/thread
>>74892879
Difference is that Anglos deserve it
Yeah except that the somalis act like barbarians in 2016. I mean, come on...
Because Somalis didn't:
>Discover America
>Create new technology
>have honor and culture
Whites evolved, they didn't.
Say what you will about the show, "If I Had a Heart" is a God-Tier opening.
>>74892879
Because white makes right
>>74893085
>[THE CURRENT YEAR]
Germanics genociding the Romano Celtic societies in post roman empire continental europe is disgraceful. Celtic europe > Germanic europe. Simple.
Doubt any germanics (france,germany,austria,english) give a fuck though.
>>74892973
kek
at least we can actually win world wars
hmmmm
>>74892879
>Using viking raiders as an example of viking culture
>Viking's home culture was pretty ahead of it's time.
>forgetting all kingdoms raped and pilliaged their enemies
>Being this historiclly ignorant
>Being this cucked
>>74892879
>>74893453
They would've won if we didn't save your sorry ass.
>>74893617
You still contributed barely nothing to either world war. Just jumped right in at the end and stole all the credit, the typical Americunt way.
>>74893865
The US prolonged the war to a point where German Industry could not keep up. You would have fallen, and to be honest I wish you had.
FDR was a faggot.
>>74894057
cont.
>>74893453
If you don't play fair you can't lose, obviously, with your shemes and your inhumane propaganda heard from lissabon to wladiwostok
vikings were much more than that
>>74894057
keep telling yourself that
>>74892879
I feel the same way honestly. They were the niggers of Europe.
I take more pride in my Roman ancestry. Fuck the filthy barbarians.
>>74892879
Because it was systematized raping and pillaging. Blacks will rape a watermelon until theres no juicy fruit or ripe seeds left. While white people will rape it for all the fruit and sow the seeds so that they can come back for more. Blacks will just eat the seeds wondering why no melons grow in tummies. Hell even the god damn slanty eyed gooks got it better then those top tree swinging banana eaters. Ghghangis khan ruled like 75% of the known world at the the time, he did it at the end of his dick and sword. But he was a smart gook, so he left intuitions,laws,rules, and other necessary things left so that society will still flourish after his mass rapings and pillaging. So you see a black will rape to destroy, while any other race will use rapes as means to a end not a end to their means.
>>74892879
Vikings Colonized Americas before Spaniards or Filthy Anglos.
>>74892879
One happened thousands of years ago.
The other happens today.
I'm sure at the time there were plenty of people in Europe that considered Vikings to be the equivalent of niggers today.
>>74892879
>>74894563
Show me a Somalian with that type of sophistication.
>>74894413
>roman ancestry
I don't even know you, fags. You spend all day talking shit about Mediterraneans and insulting us, but you steal our classical past and appropiate it
>>74894413
>Taking pride in your pedo boy "love", Christ-killing, Kike cuck heritage
Romans are the Sodom and Gamorrah of the western word and you should have left rome and never looked back.
Fucking degerates.
>>74894140
>war
>fair
>>74892879
Really makes you think.
>>74894410
At least I like to tell myself factually true things :^)
The soviets would have collapsed with out lend-lease aid (we also greatly supported your own country with shipments but your industry was better off than the soviets)
If the US hadn't supported the Soviets, the Germans could have turned there attention on you. Also what type of tanks were the brits riding in as the allies stormed through Normandy?
>>74894563
Vikings colonized shit. They were raiders and entablished some villages over there.
One is white, the other is a nigger.
Simple.
>>74893521
Also even 5000 years ago Europe was more advanced than Ooga booga Africans
yellow=hunter gatherer
green=agrarian/farmers
orange=bronze age
>>74894413
Let's not forget you guys are uncreative culture niggers, everything your culture had was stolen for the greeks.
>>74892879
Don't care, I'm descended from one of them and not the other
>>74892879
>Why the double standard?
Vikings were white. That's why.
We are all racist here. Love white, hate nigs, all this.
>>74893193
>FUCKING
Somalis still do it in an age full of iPhones, Wikipedia and an unprecedented amount of knowledge of the world and its peoples that the Vikings never had.
Therefore, they should know better.
>>74892879
>it's 2016 for fucks sake
that would be all really
>>74893617
>>74895097
It's almost as if white are intelligent and niggers aren't
>>74892879
the time period you idiot. <1700 violence is cool, >1700 && <1939 violence is lame and >1939 &&<1946 violence is cool
but its the current year and your trying to get people to wear bell bottoms and listen to prince or what ever people did before i existed
>>74895287
>mfw saying this to a german
>>74892879
Except I don't believe the vikings were any better than somalis.
DUDE SORRY LMAO
>>74892879
A
FUCKING
LEAF
!
Your shitposting needs work, maplenigger.
>>74895369
>1700 && <1939 violence is lame
American education. Ever heard of, for example, WW1?
From 1700 to 1939 there were so many wars.
>>74893431
would bang
>>74892973
THIS
>>74895965
Start building that time machine. You're going to need to go back half a century.
Vikings were notorious slavers and sold millions of Europeans to muslims for silver.
>>74894942
>The poo-in-loos and pre-Sandniggers were more advanced than us though
/pol/ btfo
>>74893431
britain and france were equally celtic pre 2010
>>74893865
>You still contributed barely nothing to either world war
UMMM, WHO NUKE HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI? USA BABY.
>>74897089
If Islam never happened the middle east might be more advanced then us. Too bad they killed all of the smart ones, now they're just sand niggers.
>>74893428
>>74893428
The problem is this isn't a platitude, its real evidence of defect. Current year arguments fore philosophies are one thing, but technological achievement and civilization are tangible.
>>74893617
wake up dude.
>>74892879
That show is 100% jew propaganda though.
If you want to know what viking life was like you have to read the Oera Linda book.
>>74892879
Because the Vikings in the series your referencing are some of the most renown Warriors in all History.
But if you had ever picked up a history book, you might know that Ragnar and his sons from their court in Danemark ruled over Holland, Belgium, most of the British Isles, sacked the invincible christian city of Paris, and are basically the reason the Christian Athlelings a few generations later; had clear borders for the founding of England as a nation?
But no.
Scandinavian Wikngir were just the Dark Ages equivalent of Somailia.
Fucking Pleb.
>>74892879
protip: most sources on vikings are christian propaganda. im not a pagan larper or anything like that, but you're a fool to think christfags would have written anything but negatively about pagans.
because the nords aint dumb fucks with shit genes
they made the genetic make up of the ancient british isles better...some imbred low iq savage from somallia does not
>>74892879
alot of the stuff said about vikings is false and also the things that are true (their ship building) is impressive when comparing to other people of the time. Somali people are literally just niggers stealing stuff the comes sailing past their shithole of a country. They are not going out into the world they are not going out on adventure they are merely stealing whatever they can with stuff someone else invented.
>>74893591
This template. 10/10
Yea I don't get the show Vikings. Like it's a cool and fun show at all, but it's completely biased to the Vikings side and their gods. You'd think that the show would show a fair view of both sides, but instead it pretends that the Viking gods are actually real while Christians and the Christian kingdoms are fucking retards. Also I'm sorry ,but having Vikings should "Shield Wall!!" doesn't instantly make them able to defeat an army 4 times their size.
>>74897089
>he doesn't know what a river valley is
>>74892879
>>raping, pillaging, murdering wastes of life nobody liked
Created Russia.
Created Normandy.
Remade the middle of Britain.
Discovered and settled Iceland.
Discovered and settled (briefly) North America.
Half the posting population on /pol/ is directly or indirectly descended from what they built.
>Somali people do the same thing
WE WUZ?
No, you weren't. Go back to Somalia and enjoy the fruits of your people. I hear they bake delicious mud cakes. It's mud and water. African invention.
>>74904761
>Created Normandy
Thank you.
t: Anglo-Norman American mustard paste
>>74894809
Hitler might have had a few more years of fun in Europe without America's intervention, but he'd have never made it onto our island.
And as far as the Eastern Front goes, Russia would have still won. It might have cost them a few more million men, but their leaders wouldn't have given a shit either way.
>>74904709
>no Danube River Valley civilization
>>74893431
>england
>germanic
>>74893431
Celts were raped and genocided by the Romans hard. The Germanics just liberated the Celtic cucks from Roman rule.
>>74892879
>900 AD
>Vikings sack Paris signaling a completely new power in Europe
>Eventually Vikings are appeased with fiefdom of Normandy
>2000's AD
>Somalians and arabs successfully invade Paris
HOLY SHIT DUDE HE'S GOT A POINT
YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST, AFRICANS ARE VIKINGS N SHIEET
/POL/ ETERNALLY BTFO
>>74892879
According to this logic, somalis have ship technologies several hundred years ahead of us and are a spacefaring civilization.
>>74905066
far different climate
>>74905981
Haven't they been given the fiefdom of Marseilles and Southern France?
>>74905981
Viking did it by war.
Somalians did it by SJW's.
No BTFO
Go back to rebbit.
>>74892879
>My ingroup kills people and takes their shit
>"Great!"
>An outgroup kills my people and takes our shit.
>"can someone KILL these NIGGERS???"
Of course it's a double standard and it's perfectly natural and healthy. When we're doing the killing then it's fine, but when other people are hurting us then it's obviously not fine.
>>74905981
At least Vikings could manage agriculture on a large scale. Very rudimentary and something you kind of need in order to be considered civilised.
Because vikings were white.
>>74892879
Floki is the best character.
>>74892879
>One was during a time where warfare was constant. Those people evolved with the times.
>The others are being niggers in the modern era. They'll never improve.
Gee... if only there was a double-standard here...
>>74893617
>we
>implying 'I'
And so what you're saying is that thanks to you we don't have a Europe of beautiful homogenous people seeking human ascension and are instead suffering EVERYTHING EVERYONE on here is talking about 24/7. Good job
Don't spout shit about 'the good guys lost ww2' and then fucking 180 just to claim you were the ones who saw to that because there's some petty glory to be had in 'victory': you people have never had a drop of integrity in you, and never will
the scandies developed agriculture and used it to create tons of well fed people in a time when malnutrition was uncommon and used that raw physical strength advantage to beat down people far more skilled and organized and brave than them.
>>74893521
Strong representation from U.K.
>>74892879
1 was a thousand years ago and one is today in modern society
Deal with it
>>74892879
The difference is somalians aren't human and are arguably the ugliest hominids on earth
>pic related
>>74892879
Vikings did it 1000+ years ago. Somalis do it now.
>>74892879
>Blacks never discovered boats.
>They never discovered the wheel.
>They never learned to navigate.
>They never learned blacksmithing, or how to make iron.
>Despite any shortcomings with their neighbors, blacks never left where they bagan, and never overcame their neighbors
Also, Africans also got their asses kicked by Vikings, because Vikings went all the way there and pushed their shit in, just like they did to everyone else. What has a Somalian done lately worth making a show about?
If niggers are so butthurt, let them go invent some cameras and make their own shows, they have whizkids n sheeeiiiit.
>>74892879
>>74892879
>why the double standard
Because it's 2016, not 1066
Vikings could make ships and swords
Niggers can make ???
>>74908244
> dat caucasoid nose
Feels bad but they're our cousins.
>>74908751
>Arab-Monkey hybrid
>our cousins
No thanks anon
>>74893574
>Viking's home culture was pretty ahead of it's time.
Compared to what? Sub-Saharan Africa?
>>74907098
Yea I used to go to Nice up every now them and that's going next, fuck those arabs. I saw them do more fucked up criminal shit in 6 weeks than I've ever experienced in my life.
>Day 1: At the beach, two little jackasses are throwing rocks near peopl
>One just whips old man in the back of the head with a huge rock
>Kid pretends like nothing happened and just starts walking off
>Man runs and grabs kid
>Little kids both start attacking man
>Lifeguard intervenes finds out what happened and kicks the kids off the beach
>Lifeguard sees kids run straight up to the stair to the promenade where their older brothers are
>group of 5-6 men in their 20's
>Lifeguard tells old man to get out now
>Him his wife and another couple gather their stuff quickly
>My dad tells me to get everything we gotta go
>Hands me a nice he just bought in corsica
>Group of men following the couples closely
>We cut them off and tell the elderly couple were escorting them back
>Arabs keep following they start talking shit and yelling insults
>Tell them to speak english because we're americans and don't understand terrorist
>They speed up towards us, dad pulls out his knife
>They back
>I was fucking 16 and my first day in Nice, I almost get into a knife fight with a bunch of fake thugs because we won't let them beat up senior citizens
pretty unreal. That was about the first of 10 times on that trip where my life was threatened for speaking english or sounding american
>>74907253
>Vikings show: Ragnar takes paris by pretending to be sick, then dead, and being given a catholic burial
>Somalians: Somalians take paris by pretending to be fleeing war, suffereing, and oppression.
Seems like similar strategies famalam
>>74907531
Somalians have discovered how to use the local frenchmen. By using special commands like refugee, please, human rights, and racism they are able to procure everything they want and if that fails they can use violence which french will respond to with hashtags
>>74909376
>Vikings show: Ragnar takes paris pretending to be sick, then dead, and being given a catholic burial
The viking who did was Harald Hadrada while his small group took over arab castles close to constantinople.
>>74909554
I thought it bjorn in italy when he campaigned near al-andalus and italy. Took pisa thinking it was rome and then sacked some other town using the trick. I wouldn't be surprised if vikings recycled that one.
>>74909554
Wait are you sure you aren't thinking of the time when him and the varangian guard tunneled under some saracen held fort? Near constantinople sounds very familiar
>>74910049
Yeah I think that was done by varangian guard, specifically Harald.
>>74893453
>>74893865
BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>74892879
Best part of this show is Rollo,
If you disagree you are a fucking loser.
>>74910371
What a hollow chant that feels like now
>>74892879
>stories from over 1000 years ago
>niggers today
>leaf
>>74895097
>Wikipedia
>unprecedented amount of knowledge
>use the flying jumbo scam as emo pic to illustrate what knowledge is
angloz, ladies and gent
>>74910869
NO! GIVE ME RAGNAR OR GIVE ME DEATH!
>>74898732
>thinking nuking the japs saved europe
u retard, the war was over when u nuke them, you guys dealing with your hap-problem didn't save europe.
lets not forget the russkies
>>74892879
>Thought they went completely SJW KEK when they introduced the chink girl
>Ragnar drowns gook bitch
>Hail Odin
>>74913325
I think they originally wanted her to be a bigger part of the show, but then decided not to.
Either way, good riddance me no rikey.
>>74892879
Implying I give a shit about somalis killing each other or taking someones shit. Its created a major security business.
>>74892879
vikings were white and were from several hundred years ago, its 2016 and somalis are still doing this shit.
>>74892879
put out that fire yet?
Somali couldn't defeat wet paper
>>74892879
That was thousands of years ago, this is today.
>>74893591
You're acting as if they aren't both among the best ways to live as a manly man with traditional values.
