Explain this
>>74887472
Universities in a nutshell
That first pic in the second row, is that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Seeing how we've got feminist whores shooting paint from their vags, art got twisted to fulfill a purpose. Same thing applies music.
THEY ALL NEED LOOMIS
Hitler didn't bring anything new to the table, while the other degenerates did.
Hitler was actually praised for his architecture drawings but he was awful at drawing faces. They suggested he should try architecture.
>>74887472
>Hitler was a failed artist himself. He was rejected twice by the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, in 1907 and 1908 – professors told him that he was more talented for architecture than for painting. If we look at his paintings, we could see why – there are practically no human being in his paintings, only buildings and nature. Hitler did not invent some new exciting style in painting, as he rather used artworks from Greco-Roman classicism, the Italian Renaissance, and Neo-Classicism for his inspiration. He continued to pursue an artistic career: he made a lot of paintings and postcards and sold them in Vienna’s pubs for a living, but he was simply not good enough to have a breakthrough as an artist, unfortunately for millions of people in the next few decades. Even in 1939, just before the World War II broke out, it was reported that Hitler told British ambassador that he wanted to end his career as a politician: “I am an artist and not a politician. Once the Polish question is settled, I want to end my life as an artist”.
>Hitler did not invent some new exciting style in painting, as he rather used artworks from Greco-Roman classicism, the Italian Renaissance, and Neo-Classicism for his inspiration.
> Getting inspiration from the best art ever produced on earth instead of drawing prostitutes is somehow a flaw
Hitler's stuff was decent, but his work wasn't anything special
If he wanted to get in with that traditional style he would have had to really been amazing at it
>>74887594
Haha!
No, it's Egon Schiele.
>>74888785
>Getting inspiration from the best art ever produced on earth instead of drawing prostitutes is somehow a flaw
In the early 20th century? Yes.
You can thank Switzerland and all those draft dodging pussies for that.
>>74887472
Hitler's work could be easily remade using a camera.
>>74887472
>tfw you will never be as good as drawing as Hitler and he didn't even make it into university
I weep for what modern art has become.
>>74887472
>Explain this
wake up sheeple, it was the illerminate all along
>>74888785
That's because you're too autistic to understand that his art had no soul to it. He didn't infuse any meaning into it. Modern art may be terrible, but simply copying older artistic styles of landscape drawings with no purpose other than to look nice isn't any better.
>>74887472
Jews spread degeneracy whats new
Hitler, for what he was trying to convey, had a poor grasp on perspective drawing. However, that's not to say the others are of any merit, he's just nothing particularly special and obviously went against what was accepted as meritorious art at the time.
>>74890763
Taking a shit on a canvas, and saying it means something, is putting soul into art?
>>74887472
theres a fucking difference between painting well and composing well.
the graduated images are well composed. theyre art. theyre well designed.
the top level is nothing but well painted images. any fucking nigger can learn to draw well. just look at fucking ball point pen art.
>look, i painted htis building
OH WOW YOURE SO FUCKIGN GOOD AT ART WOW LOOK AT THIS GUY
shit, chinks do this all the time, and you laugh at it.
>>74892744
its triggered you, therefore it is art.
nobody gets buttmad over hitlers trash
>>74889941
>good at drawing
>considered art
i think youre confusing art with craft. literally anyone, with enough practice, can become decent at drawing.
hitler wasn't a good artist.
>>74893294
you are and idiot
>>74893294
>any fucking nigger can learn to draw well.
THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY!?!?!?!
>>74893294
>you have to already be a master BEFORE going to art school
just lol
>>74893511
like i give a fuck about your simpleton opinions
>>74890763
Don't kid yourself you pretensious fuck. Modern art has less soul than a smidgen of great art. Was Hitler's art masterpieces? No. They were finely made and had great potential though. I'm sure he said the wrong thing at the wrong time, or just plain old spite kept him out.
t. Humanities major (t. Regretless)
>>74888546
But even his architectural sketches and paintings had terrible perspective. If built irl they would look like lopsided trapezoids.
>>74893683
>why do some people choose to suck at driving
>why do some people choose to not make music
>why do some people choose vanilla ice cream
>why do some people prefer to walk
>why are soem peoples opinions different from mine
because they dont have to?
>>74889941
this bro right here has clearly already given up.
>>74893697
>having no basic art education prior to art school
these are the sorts of faggots who literally waste all of our time. no better than the niggers who fill up our math classes and have to ask about the order of operations.
evidently hitler didnt know what he was doing because his design sucks. his composition blows.
pic related
>boring colors
>monotone
>boring ass composition
>boring ass painting
no wonder he failed. i look at it for a second and want to move on.
>>74890763
>He didn't infuse any meaning into it.
It's a late XX invention.
Historically only being beauty was enough, now this suppost meaning is more important than the drawing/paintings itself
Hitler's composition was shit and he couldn't manage details properly. Fucking windows wrapping around corners and half buried in a lawn because he lost sense of proportion.
>>74890763
>2 fucking cylinders mixed together have souls somehow
>obese woman getting fucked is great
The second guy doesn't look bad at all.
>photorealism is "art"
couldnt stand these kids in high school.
>>74893294
>well composed
>well designed
>art
>Art
>ARt
>ART
>ART?
This is the problem with the fuckbois and whores or this generation. Everything is art to them.
>oh wow, that woman is dropping eggs filled with paint onto canvas from her vagina, she's brilliant
>that faggot fucked another dude in the ass until he shit on his dick, then mushroom stamped a piece of paper. So talented
How many tens of thousands of dollars of your parents money would you pay for these artistic pipes?
>>74894037
>this is somehow bad for a high school kid trying to get into university
Fuck off mate, let's see what you've done. Hitter didn't fit into the agenda, let's not pretend his art was not far more competent than the other shitters going to art school.
>>74893459
And it seems these days anyone can become a modern artist.
I have a messy bedroom, where is my Turner Prize?
>>74894049
you clearly dont know jack shit
pic related
>shitty realism
>fairly poor craftsmanship
>god tier design
>next level composition
>>74894412
>shitty realism
>poor craftmanship
So, how was art history I?
>>74887472
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, honk honk.
>>74893294
>the graduated images are well composed. theyre art. theyre well designed.
No they aren't. They're basically jewish "art".
Ugly, offputting, and wrong.
Go look at any sort of jewish art or architecture and you see it repeated over and over. There is something fucking wrong with jews.
>>74887472
Egon Schiele had something new and original to say. Art is not about competent technical execution of cliches. This is why Hitler was so butthurt and why OP is too -- anger at finally realizing your pseudo-ideas are of no interest to the world and that you have to remain a virgin forever.
>>74887472
Leftists
>>74894374
get off your nigger ass and photograph it, and maybe you might get one.
>>74894596
typical response from a know-nothing
>>74894373
shit, im a business student. pic related. garbage.
>>74894359
fuck classical humper sliek yourself. you have no fuckign taste.
>your pic
why is it i can look at that shit, and keep looking at it? it doesnt get fucking boring. your attention span is jack shti when it comes to it because you have no education, no art background, and seem to think that classic art is the only real art because its old, and youve been fed filtered shit.
>the only art thats made it through the history books is the cream of the crop.
>modern art is somehow garbage because history hasnt filtered out the shit cluttering up contemporary art
you all fucking know jack shit. go die
>>74894037
This is fair analysis. Hitler was a fucking terrible artist. His shit should be on souvenir tea cups and calendars for great-aunt Maud.
>>74893908
Isn't the point of going to a school to hone and improve your craft?
>>74894986
Little do you know, I'm actually an abstract artist myself. Here's my latest work, faggot. It's entitled "When Businessmen Play God." The Bible, of course, is a metaphor for a video game console that the businessman (Foundations of Financial Management) is playing. It's really deep, because people like the Koch Brothers and Ted Turner have deified themselves. $500,000 please.
>>74887472
The guy below Hitler is pretty good.
>>74895297
No, it's to learn about ideas. Any technical dunce can be a copyist. It's not an interesting skill -- pretty much on par with a camera or photocopier.
>>74895297
cant improve what you dont have. although hitler could have used a slap in the face from his peers. though judging by the way he reacted to jews, he probably wouldve stormed out at his first critique like the bitchy little power hungry sjw he was.
he was an emotionally reactive twat who couldnt take criticism.
>>74895417
try harder m8. too blatant. no subtlety
>>74895608
You wouldn't know what it meant if I didn't explain it.
>>74895432
Schiele revolutionized how we think about sex, bodies, and embodiment. Hitler reminded us what it's like to be a forever virgin who can't even depict bodies, much less sexual experience and intimacy.
>>74895672
>a controller in a bible with a finance book at the wheel of the controller
yea ok
>>74887472
They probably denied him because he wasn't expressing anything. Hitler was undeniably talented but those paintings are just images. There isn't any humanity in them. They are like photographs.
The other artists in the OP are shit, but you can clearly see some of the artist's soul.
>>74895608
You don't need to be subtle to be succesful in modern art.
everyone i have ever slept with 1963–1995
is a provocative and extremely well received piece of modern art that critics adore
>>74895860
You don't know how psychology works. It's like an optical illusion that takes you an hour to interpret, but once you've found it, you always know it's there. Of course it's going to be obvious once it's been explained first.
>>74895974
my point exatly. people make the claim that modern/contemporary art is shit because we have so much of it right now. the fact is, not enough time has passed to filter out the good shit from the garbage.
i was also referencing his weak ass troll attempt.
Painters of Hitler's caliber were a common in Europe, at the time. Vienna in particular had an industry of sorts, of scenery painters. Who made paintings like Hitler's for tourists.
Hitler had potential, but nothing so great as to get admission into a school or conservatory.
>>74895608
Here is my artistic creation. It's a metaphor for abortion. 1 million please.
>>74887472
They all paid with their blood
>>74896417
this would actually be a decent piece, but maybe only valued, initially at $1200, but judging by the resolution, you wouldnt be able to make it big enough to get that much, and could only be printed at a small scale, so ill give you $200, with the right to use it.
>>74894254
Same, copying a photo is not hard to do, they're just a slower version of a printer.
>>74896637
>>74896417
a frame needs to be applied obviously
>>74895417
>>74896417
Masterpieces, i want more. seems like people here is very talented in art.
>>74887472
They thought his art was too simple, too generic.
>>74893349
the holocaust was the real art
>>74897248
Holy shit.
>>74896637
>>74897107
if you look more closely it's actually a dead alien
>>74897138
>not degenerate enough
>>74897248
>>74897248
Btfo
Hitler made the best masterpiece in human history.
>>74889896
That's hardly an argument
We don't shit on every artist to ever exist because we can recreate their work on mspaint or something.
>>74897093
I will give you 100 million for this piece.
What are they hiding,/pol/?
>>74895417
brilliant work
>>74894986
lmao look at this amateur. what a total rube. the artists you worship laugh at you behind your back.
>>74898967
What's controversial about it?
>>74894037 is The Courtyard of the Old Residency in Munich. It seems just like a random painting desu
>>74895417
Dude, i think you could really pull this one off
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANA8SI_KvqI
>>74899197
>not a critique
confirmed for non-artfag.i dont give a shit about your opinion
>cant even name an artist this was inspired by
>>74899894
>shitting on cy twombly
into the trash he goes
>>74887472
Because in the early 20th century everyone was really pretentious and thought abstract was beautiful. Everything else was considered boring and unoriginal.
>>74893294
>well composed
From a purely objective standpoint, you're really, really stupid.
>>74900176
>abstract art isnt art because i dont get it and you are pretentious
fag
>>74900030
the only thing decent he did was the rose shit
>>74894894
>There is something fucking wrong with jews.
I think it's a few reasons. They are master manipulators and can basically make you BELIEVE their unskilled productions are worth anything of value. Secondly it's an attempt at destroying beauty and civility.
>>74887472
Egon Schiele is based
>>74900215
>typical canuck response
>no substance
you probably produce utter garbage.
>>74899941
haha you are so desperate for approval
well on your way to becoming a carbon copy nouveau riche
>>74900288
>>74894894
>i dont think this subjective image is beautiful, therefore it is garbage
ah, but you think its ugly and offensive, implying it evoked an emtoion inside of you, making it art.
>>74900282
pic related
at first glance, its garbage.
at second glance, it looks like a childs painting
at third glance, you relaize its an adult
at 4th glance you wonder why you keep looking at it
at 5th glance you relaize its captivating
at 6th glance, youre more confused about it than you were before
>not art
>>74900399
>claiming to know what art is
>claiming to know anything about wealth
>cant provide one well constructed criticism
troll. faggo trolli be yon name
>>74900791
wrong picture, mb
>>74887472
Hitler couldn't draw people
>>74887472
art
>>74900885
>>74900791
you can say the same shit about floors in bathrooms
>>74900791
If you have to get a degree to understand why something is art then it isn't art.
>>74893744
No, they wanted more degenerate art. I blame Cezanne. I bet many of the professors were Jewish. This no doubt contributed to his anti-semitism.
When applying for the public service, I sat the exams which are sort of SAT type exams. I got the highest marks possible. I was asked to attend all sorts of interviews, which were invariably conducted by women (only possible exception- disabled and black men). I was told I lacked confidence by the cripple, and the women were trying to imply I was violent.
>>74887472
Abstract art is an outgrowth of distaste for one's cultural roots.
Hence its popularity after ww2.
See Bauhaus
>>74901361
seriously everytime I take a shit with nothing to do I look at shit and try to piece shit together, it can apply to anything
>>74901370
And then they wonder why only insufferable snobs go to art displays.
>>74896637
You should have been aborted. Modern 'artists' and their enablers should be eliminated for the good of humankind
>>74901370
ah, but apparently hitlers shit is art.
along with every othe rnigger who has produced art that never went to school.
all art school is is networking. nobody is paying you millions for your opinion because you dont know anybody and dont know jack shit about art to begin with, as illustrated by your clearly elitist ignorant ass opinion
>looking down on a painted image because it doesnt fit your definition of "art"
>>74901361
>implying a child knows how to grout and place tiles
>>74900885
Modern art is just shit and those who admire it are just pretentious shitheads of no value. They waste oxygen and other resources and should stop breathing immediately
>>74901703
i think youre a fucking loser, and thankfully artists are nutjobs enough to just nick your throat and be done with it
>thinking art is some insider club
seriously, go get bit by an abbo and cry because you cant afford imported goods and have internet speeds of 24kb/sec
>art enablers need to be hung
like yourself, i presume
>>74901644
normie fags liek this thread dont have the attention span to appreciate anything that isnt blatant anyway, so its better that way. nobody wonders about it. what we wonder about is when that loud mouthed faggot with a ton of opinions jumping between pieces is going to leave the room.
>>74901801
tiling is a craft. Modern 'art' is neither carft nor art, it is just utter shite and pretentious wankers who say otherwise are really the most insufferable tossers ever invented and they should self immolate tout-de-suite
>>74893908
>terrible perspective
THIS is a painting by Egon Schiele, second row of op's pic. please tell me more about this "terrible perspective".
>>74901866
great critique. A+ input m8. go back to working your gas station job.
>>74902011
lol u r mad af
jelly much?
Art student here.
What have I missed?
>>74901801
Don't worry, if you suck enough cock you'll be part of that network one day. You're already on the right track. Don't let your dignity get in the way of your dreams.
ITT: People who know absolutely nothing about art justifying how Hitler was a master-painter. Face it, if Hitler turned out to be some no-name soldier who died in WWI then none of you would be defending his artwork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkJS0IzZREk
>>74901979
Subhuman trash. Just kill yourself. Make it your latest installation. "Death of a worthless degenerate nobody leeching off the state"
>>74902019
>this perspective isnt exact and is therefore bad
this is why nobody cares about your opinion dude. you have no creativity to begin with. go work a desk job sucking dick for a living.
>>74895705
Schiele was just a dirty gustav klimt.
>hating on schiele
kys
>>74902147
hahahaha so mad
ill have mad emore killing myself than youll have made in your life
and youll still be mad xD
>>74902080
typical non-artfags circlejerking over classical pieces, being all buttmad about contemporary art, claiming that the sky was bluer back in the day
>>74887472
Did you even read Mein Kampf?
Hitler didn't get into art university because his dad (rightly) never sent him to art school when he was younger. He did get accepted to Architecture school though, which is where those paintings come from. He never got to attend though because he had just recently become an orphan and couldn't afford it.
>>74902287
Yes, suck his cock, business major. Surely he will recognize your cred. Good goy.
>>74887472
Did you guys even read Mein Kampf? They said his skills are better suited as an architect. It's nothing of his drawings specifically
>>74887547
This.
Been there, seen it, felt it.
go figure or fuck it.
>>74902034
Nothing to critique. These critiques are pretentious drivel farted out to impress mindless tasteless brainwashed fools like you. It's the Emperor's New Clothes, quite obviously. The more abstract types of art have never taken on with the public. Beethoven, Van Gogh, Joyce, were all considered radical in their day but now have a devoted following. The only people who like ugly art, or especially the more ludicrous types of installations or performance art, (cf aggressive ugly serial music) are usually trying to bignote themselves and have no conspicuous taste or intelligence. As an artist myself, I despise these charlatans who portray themselves as artists when really they are substituting talent for gimmickry. Gimmickry requires no talent, therefore its a cheap and easy way to success (if you suck the right cocks)
>>74902168
it's not "not exact", it's nonexistent, you pretentious twat.
>>74902064
I'm not jealous of those without talent, taste or human value
>>74900885
If that picture is art then I was a master at age 4.
>>74902102
Hitler was not a master painter, but his mode of painting no doubt counted against him
>>74902312
>>74902457
Ayyyyeeeeeeeee
This was the Judiazation of art, fondly known as "modernism."
>>74902287
>>74902393
Oh. Well contemporary art isn't some genre it just means art produced in recent history. There's both good art and shit art now just like always.
>>74902242
Leeching off the public teat. They are even proud of it
>>74902019
Nice cherry-picking. Clearly that painting was done a particular style.
>>74902757
the "fuck this shit" style where you don't even bother to cover lines from background objects?
>>74895417
change POV, add a few filters and I bet you can sell that ass to some stupid hipster
This subhuman should be eliminated
>>74887472
I can't.
Having graduated from an art school I can say, without doubt or reservation, that 80% of the people that teach in art school are insane.
I saw people pass with honors that couldn't accurately draw three point perspective or tell you the rules of threes. They flat out refused to learn but touted their inability to depict the real as "expressionist" or "challenging preconceived notions" and the majority of the idiots that taught there passed them along. Shit was embarrassing.
After my four years the only thing I left with was a complete distaste for contemporary artists in Europe and the U.S.
This is considered art to these subhumans
>>74902287
did I make art?
>>74903108
and this
>>74903212
Here I found the screencap you were presumably looking for.
>>74903212
and this
>>74902019
looks like it was drawn by a primary-school pupil.
>>74903255
No but it works
>>74903182
beautiful
i am moved
>>74887472
>>74902513
do you even know what a fuckign critique is?
let me critique you
you claim that modern art hasnt ever taken on. yet federal building, sculptures, monuments and siplays have all taken the modern art perspective. so youre flat out wrong at that. your perspective sucks ass m8.
you claim that the people that the only people who like "ugly art" are doing it do get famous, yet you also claimed that nobody likes it. so why then has it not only taken on, but that people value these peoples opinions? like, even fucking soccer moms like it, and their opinions. your claim is ass backwards. youre an edgelord.
you claim that gimmicks take no talent, yet in the very word "gimmick", it implies to be a radical take on a common topic, so again, youre flat out wrong in that.
i suggest you take your opinion, and shove it up your ass, because youre a cultureless piece of australian shit who couldnt charm a fucking fleshlight into wrpaping itself around your dick. you cearly know fucking nothing about the art community, and thereofre, know fucking nothing about art, classic, or modern. youre an ignorant shill. youre a fucking jew. i suggest you slit your wrists now, and maybe somebody will finally take a picture of your work.
>>74902019
>>74902514
>buildings in foreground, hidden behind other buildings
>nonexistent
wrong. go home loser.
>>74902601
then i propose a challenge. lets see who can make a iece of equal value. it shouldnt be hard, and we'd definitely walk away with millions of dollars.
>>74902707
truth.
>>74903182
id say yes, but you wont vlaue the oipinion. my eye moves around, and im not as bored looking at it as the hitler shitpiece. no matter what i say, youll take it as talking out my ass. but yes, its actually not terible. id probably give you maybe $60, if you blew it up to maybe a 4"widex2"tall piece.
i dig the blurry person too. and the black top lines. nice touch with the yellow and the orange.
>>74899530
If you squint, the windows spell "Gas the kikes"
>>74887472
>MFW Hitler's art is now priceless
>MFW Hitler's art is successful anyways
>MFW this was his plan all-along
>MFW I have no face
>>74903108
>don't talk to me or my wife's exhibit ever again.
>>74903255
I keep seeing this picture but never the actual dragon. Did he even post it?
>>74897248
my fucking sides, I fucking almost chocked
>Hitler
>a good artist
only on /pol/
>>74903547
>priceless
>meager $30,000 value
>>74903494
Who was a better painter, Hitler, Churchill (pictured) or George W Bush?
>>74903509
>if you blew it up to maybe a 4"widex2"tall piece.
>missing the significance of the px
come on man, it's not even subtle. I do appreciate your opinion on the matter, though.
>>74903651
>The price will only go up
He made a huge dent in history, i bet even his sketching are preserved.
>>74887472
Is their anything Hitler didn't truly fail at?
>>74903665
The only works by Bush I've seen were the ones he showed on the Tonight Show. Some weren't very good but he did say he was taking lessons so y'know.
He seems like a pretty chill guy though.
Do you like my new painting?
>>74903665
It's all shit
>>74903255
It would have been better if he had actually finished his own work, or didn't admit it wasn't done.
>>74903828
A cubist version of Malaysia's flag?
how soon til a furry artist becomes a mass murderer?
>>74900791
Why would you take a second glance at a pile of garbage?
>>74903509
>buildings in foreground, hidden behind other buildings
also building in the background still visible through the chimney in front of it. nonexistent.
can you guys rate my latest art piece pls
>>74903665
>not including ringo starr
pleb
>>74903964
oh, well yes it shows that malaysian people love the sun.
>>74903509
Ignorant cunt, using an example of art nouveau or William Morris style prints (which use recognizable shapes and really aren't what we are talking about), or using geometric type designs (nothing modern about that, this is thousands of years old) is hardly radical. Yes aspects of 'modern' art (which has been a thing since Praxiteles was a boy) have seeped into modern culture. But only pretentious twats would hang a Jackson Pollock print on their walls. All their friends (unless they were all pretentious twats) would consider it ghastly. Yet we were told that abstract expressionism would one day be considered the equal of the other great movements in painting. Bullshit.
And this other drivel like dead cows and shopping lists should really be publically burned and their 'artists' with them.
I don't care about the 'art community' as such. They are generally just leeches, hangers on, desperate predatory faggots wanting a free meal and being a cancer at the core of artistic expression. Ironically many of these are Jewish. Manzoni's take on modern art was quite prescient I think, ironically these desperate subhumans consider it art, so I guess the irony is difficult to get one's head around
>>74898967
I think that since Hitler painted them they are controversial and they don't display them publicly. There is nothing controversial about the subject matter.
>>74903570
But you're a fucking white male
>>74903638
Yeah but he was better than Damien fucking Hirst
>>74890763
>Art for ascetics is no better than Modern Art
>Greco-Roman perfectionism in human form is equal to shit and vaginal fluid art.
>>74887472
Surrealism was the last great art style, it's all been completely degenerate since then.
Art schools = businesses
And they make a lot more money when the students don't have to be held to a very high standard. It's sad really, then you have places like full sail pumping out generic sjw concept artists who are edgy and... anyways, the art scene is real bad - but I still think there is hope.
>>74887472
damn nigga, u do have a point tho
libcucks started ww2
>Explain this
modernism
>>74903728
px?
>>74903780
>having to genocide to give your shit any value
not art
>>74904014
because i dont have extreme autism and adhd
>>74904023
youre a cherry picking nigger, and wrong. 0/10. go take a strapon up the ass.
>>74904209
blah blah blah, youre temrinology is clearly evidence of your pompous, hand-up-your-own-ass-fishing-for-shit, low brow, pandering opinion. didnt even read your entire post because your literally the garbage you claim not to be in >>74902513
you know fuck shit. hows your english degree treating ya?
>>74904344
"it's raining men" - artist: the weather girls
>>74904459
Subtle tabs.
>>74904014
I have always wondered what those wooden spikes were. I suppose they were supposed to stop ships?
t. history pleb
>>74904525
kek
>>74904459
Did you take the mobility scooter to walmart today?
>>74904459
Yes, I'm sure that staring at piles of garbage all day for that deep deep meaning is solid proof of your mental health you turbo pretentious twat.
>>74895417
I think this is more emotional.
>>74897248
>>74904703
Also, modern art, despite its pretentiousness, is also anti-intellectual as well as being anti-art
(obviously Schiele isn't a great example because some of the things he did could be considered of value, but part of his success at least was due to gimmickry rather than real ability)
>>74897248
can't beat German performance art
>>74904768
*orgasms*
>>74904749
lol u mad
>>74904768
dat A E S T H E T I C
>>74904768
I riek it
>>74904768
would buy
>>74904823
>i dont get it, therefore it is not art
>i like memes tho
>>74904459
take a look at the image dimensions again:
>art.png (355 KB, 1488x630)
>630
>6/30
>June 30
what historical events happened June 30th? Oh, that's right:
June 30, 1934 – The Night of the Long Knives
not to mention
>1488
>14/88
is practically a sledgehammer to the skull.
I made my image have very specific dimensions for a reason, a significance you missed.
>>74894061
>Hitler was shit because he wasn't literally perfect before art school this has nothing to do with me being a buttmad commie
>>74904882
Nothing to get. What's there to get about a sculptural rendering of a turd or a badly sculpted guy trying to suck himself off? Or a performance art piece of menstruating women?
Please kill yourself as well
>>74887472
When I first saw Adolf Hitler's paintings during high school, I was awestruck. How the fuck did they fail this guy? I suppose standards were different back then.
>>74904459
>hitler's perspective is terrible!
>schiele's failure to obscure background objects is "syle"!
>pointing out these basic failures of perspective is cherry-pciking!
not sure if trolling or just an idiot.
>>74890763
>Modern art may be terrible, but simply copying older artistic styles of landscape drawings with no purpose other than to look nice isn't any better.
ebin bait
This piece of 'art' sold for 750K
>>74896414
> everything I don't like is poop
>>74905252
but that's true, though.
>>74893908
Hitler's biggest problem is that he was essentially bourgeois commoner with absolutely no taste. When we look at the architectural subject matter of his work or at the work of Albert Speer (whose own work was directly in line with Hitler's aesthetic tastes) we see lots of Baroque and Neo-Classical stuff. When Speer actually built things for Hitler, the result was ghastly, ungainly and disproportionate disasters that crushed surrounding buildings and architecture.
Hitler didn't come close to the more interesting and exciting aesthetics of Mussolini, whose own regime built for more innovative buildings that were not simply melodramatic bits of oversized sappy sentimentality (or outright copies of what the Italian fascists were already doing better).
You want awesome Fascist aesthetics, nothing even comes close to Fascist Italy.
>>74905103
See, technique can be used to condemn actual art, but when its trendy all traditional modes of criticism are non-applicable. Its like non-falsifiability transferred to the arts. Same thing in music, 19th century works can be analysed till their arse falls out, but you can't apply the same standards to post Mahlerian works because reasons
>>74905201
How do they sell for so much? Is it a case of the emperors new clothes?
>>74888785
Hitler sounds like that malaysian drawdude
>>74887472
Clearly Hitler only saw subjective beauty in art.
Horrible looking art has some form of meaningful beauty and he didn't get this.
Take the third artist in your pic. Strikingly phallic at first but then you look around that - it's symbolic of growth or reaching to the heavens. It has industrial characteristics, yet looks "tree-like" - showing how industry is just another thing influenced by the invisible nature of the universe.
It's a tower of babel, but we can't help but build it.
But don't drag that literal shitting art into this - obviously they do not understand "Fountain". That art trope should have stopped there - now it's just cringy and pointless. Literally just provocation for financial purposes. A con.
>>74905356
jews laundering their shekels.
>>74897248
A FUCKI-
wait
Noice.
Sold for 150K, mm love dem soiled sheets and menstrual stained knickers
>>74888785
>> Getting inspiration from the best art ever produced on earth instead of drawing prostitutes is somehow a flaw
Actually that's right.
But it's the same vice-versa.
Artists are beginning to get this now.
>>74897248
>they said his work had no emotion, no soul
>so he gave it the emotion and soul of six million jews
>>74905511
>a shitstained hipster bed
>art
>>74905390
>Avramidis
>Strikingly phallic
>Symbolic of growth or reaching to the heavens
>>74905318
Albert Speer wasn't that bad, desu.
>>74887472
Are you seriously hating on Schiele OP? Dude knew how to make an impression with almost nothing.
>>74887472
Hitler art was bland and boring. Renaissance had passes centuries ago.
The art of the other three was thought provoking and daring, specially Egon Schiele, completely devastating art
>>74905356
Abso-freakin lutely
Pic related, this nice photo sold for 4.3 mill
>>74905392
Yeah, there must be an organized crime element in this
>>74905103
for starters, he did a fuckign terrible job cropping the piece.
especially considering the entire piece is a perspective piece.
youre an ass clown. you clearly chose one area of the painting to "proive" that the perspective wa snonexistant.
die faggot die.
>>74905201
>>74905356
>not seeing the slightest fuckign off color area in the middle
plebs
>>74905390
>>74905335
mad abbo. you like big words, but the fact of the matter is, your posts have no substance. its just words used to make you sound liek a smart ass. you have no points though, and its why nobody values your opinion as art. because its a potentially good idea, hidden behind a fuck ton of fluff.
>>74905842
>making a piece that is split 50:50, but retains balance between the two sides
>not worth 4.3 mil
honestly, yall faggots are mad the money isnt going to you.
meanwhile, ima enjoy my shekels and fucking the girls you wish you had.
>>74905864
>mad abbo. you like big words, but the fact of the matter is, your posts have no substance. its just words used to make you sound liek a smart ass. you have no points though, and its why nobody values your opinion as art. because its a potentially good idea, hidden behind a fuck ton of fluff.
Look up abo art.
We see something you do not.
t. part abo.
>>74905864
You forgot to reply to me >>74904894
Or are the dimensions of an artistic work completely irrelevant to the piece?
>>74897248
Hitler confirmed for the GOAT artist
>>74905952
Its a fucking photograph fool
>>74906007
your point?
>>74905864
Oh dear. Next thing this mindless shill will be saying that Rothko is worth more than toilet paper.
Just because your vocabulary and aesthetic sense is crippled and stunted, no need to abuse those with superior mental faculties.
I realize that communicating with you is pointless (as I knew it would be). You haven't provided a single rebuttal, a single example of modern art's virtues, a single articulate point about anything whatever. I see that art school just continues to shat out brainless non-creative nonentities
>>74906222
I could photoshop that
>>74897093
Inb4 obligatory "this post is art" post.
>>74895417
>tfw im an artist too
This I call "Hot Glue Globs"
>>74906402
wow how much
>>74897248
Sold for 43.8 million
>>74906530
>nothing was sold for 43.8 mil
taking abstract to all new levels, I guess.
>>74906311
i seriously think you need to be genocided.
>i dont think its good
>therefore its not art
and yet, the entire world seems to disagree, because your "art" is worth ack shit, while people pay him millions for his canvas'
i never went to art school you fuckign faggot.
i want to fight you so i canhave the satisfaction of breaking your teeth and shoving them in your eyes. seriously, go die. youve spent 3 hours doing nothing but talk shit, badly.
>>74906351
i still dont see your point you nigger fuckign spci
>>74906530
triggered.
>>74906494
50 million
>>74905769
Sorry, but his work was fairly crap. The New Reich Chancellery was an ungainly awful mess. Nearly everything Speer did simply couldn't make the transition from neo-classicalism to true Fascist modernism. Where he did embrace stripped classicalism, he was basically copying the style of others like Giuseppe Terragni.
Maybe Speer could have done better, had he not been hamstrung by Hitler's own bogus aesthetics.
Enjoy this piece of performance art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
>>74887472
HE'S FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>74906591
Haha sorry
>>74904091
>handicap spot
Glorious.
>>74888785
Thats exactly why he wasn't admitted. Making realistic art was dead by that time and it was all about abstract art and art nouveau. Classical Art is obviously my favorite
>>74906695
>nothing was sold for 43.8 mil
so I was correct, even without the image. I must be an artist, only they can have such amazing precognitive insight.
>>74906597
Only those who've been brainwashed think that Rothko is worth anything.
You seem adhd and dyslexic, hope you've taken your meds
>>74906602
Bargain
>>74904091
lol at the truck being parked in the handicap spot. The Virginia license plate is the icing on the cake. It's subtle and gets the message across.
>>74906760
Post more comfy art
>>74905252
Change for the sake of change is the absolute definition of degeneracy. It is everything wrong with what the left is doing to plague society.
It's anti-traditionalist, it is "progressive".
>>74906760
because you have no taste
>>74906785
brainwashed by what?
Modern art selling for major amounts of money has to be money laundering.
The movement itself was heavily done by Jews and feminists who have no concept of a noble soul and thus cannot create art a normal Aryan would see as good, instead focusing on finding "meaning" in ambiguity. Why create another Mona Lisa or Laocoön and his sons when you can just spatter some shit on paper and tell the people to decide what it means. Truly worse than wine conesseurs, they are misguided and irritating but at least have decency.
Shining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfout_rgPSA
>>74906779
I would say, less than nothing :)
>>74906760
Good art is good, no matter what the style. I would far prefer to keep that piece than Hirst's dead cow in formaldehyde, or Emin's emissions on sheets and knickers
>>74906929
pls respond ;_; >>74905963
>>74906597
>i seriously think you need to be genocided.
I see you share something in common with Hitler after all.
What is it about these failed artists that makes them so angry, /pol/?
>>74906941
Oh fuck, thought this was the /tv/ thread, my bad.
>>74903665
Isaiah Rothenberg is the best Artist.
>>74905356
It has always, and will forever be, money laundering - and bargaining chips for finalizing skeevy deals in public, sex trade e.g.
