>had surgery
>have to go for redressing at the doctors
>a new American nurse turns up
>we have a friendly chat about things as she was doing it
>mention that I have been on anti-biotics for a long period of time so it gave me a yeast infection and that the cream I have been using hasn't worked
>she gives me a swab to use in the toilet
>come back out and give it to her
>"so it's under the foreskin right?"
>"Yes it is, something that isn't common in America"
>Her face looks like I just oy vey'd the fuck out of her
I thought Americans loved a bit of bants.
>>74861637
Bit too much information, init mate? She's just doing her job.
I'll have Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex
>>74861910
This. Or maybe OP is that autistic.
>>74861986
this desu
>have a willy problem
>better tell the lads on /pol/ about this
>>74861811
in what regard, to an anonymous board, or to a health professional who's job is to know about these things?
Also she was piss poor, I had to go get another nurse in just to get a swab, otherwise I would have had to wait god knows how long in order to get it sorted out. I have gone months without sex with the girlfriend because of this shite.
>>74861637
You're weird
>>74862047
oh no, how weird is it talk about their willy on 4chan of all places
>>74862426
pretty weird
>hey pol I made this sick burn while I was getting my willy looked at
>>74862426
autism confirmed
This is a Canada-caliber original post my friend
>be Britbong
>go to doctor for state-recommended penis inspection
>not having mandatory penis inspection days
>Be cuck
Hey everybody, just wanted to let you all know that my penis is doing great!!
>>74862488
Stranger things have happened, but if you say so pal.
>>74861637
Shit nigger, take better care of your dick. Fucking disgusting europeans.
>>74862760
Mine too! Care to share pics?
>>74862895
Never had a yeast infection in my life, but then I had to take 10 lots of anti-biotics that kills the good bacteria, allowing the yeast that is already there to thrive. Nothing to do with hygiene.
Ask your mother about it, she'll explain further.
>>74862702
Penis inspection is best inspection.
Can't handle the bantz of a penis inspection?
>>74863073
I've taken antibiotics before, but not once has my dick turned into bread. Wash yo damn dick.
>>74862702
Well it's a nurse. Nothing like lining up to a close curtain at school to then go inside of it and have a female nurse waiting there to fondle your balls while making you cough
>>74863060
>>74862760
It's ever likely I see so many Americans have issues with their genitals on 4chan then refuse to go to a doctor because oh no some person might look at it for a while.
>>74863202
It's because what should be a mucus membrane has now turned into a dry piece of leather, not even yeast wants anything to do with your pathetic attempt at a penis.
>>74863073
>england is such a hellish place that yeast can survive in dick shelters even when on antibiotics
>Brits consider that normal
>>74863431
>says the guy who's dick is trying to brew dickcheese beer.
>>74863431
here's the kicker, if you have gone months without havng sex with your g/f one of two things is happening.
>you were really bad at sex and she never orgasamed from it so she doesn't miss it at all, or is using hands and toys to replace you with.
>she's still getting it, just not from you.
Britcucks
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
>>74863513
Sounds delicious mate. Make a kickstarter to fund the antibiotics so I can let yeast grow down unda. Make a nice beer and sell it per bottle.
What should the name of the beer be?
>>74863752
Ode to Skank
>>74861637
>male uti
disgusting
try taking showers and cleaning your dick then
>>74863752
its been done alreaady Cuck.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a49894/yeast-infection-sourdough-bread/
>>74863503
Taking anti-biotics is abnormal, but we managed to create them, which happens to come with side effects. What is normal is if you kill a good bacteria that yeast is allowed to thrive, what isn't normal is having a penis that has been mutilated to the point that it doesn't function as its originate purpose of being a mucus membrane.
>>74863513
I'm sorry that you can't do the same thing, maybe your should ask your mother if you can have some of hers so you don't feel left out.
>>74863663
I work from home, so my girlfriend has been with me this entire time looking after me post surgery. What this has to do with the quality of prior sex is lost of me burger boy.
>>>>>British >>>>>>banter
>>74863937
>britcuck thinks having a civilization of bacteria on your dick is normal
wew lad
>>74863834
I am talking about a bear out of dickcheese, not bread out of a vaginal infection.
>>74863937
>Taking anti-biotics is abnormal, but we managed to create them,
Actually Achmed, that was the French.
>>74864034
I bet you think having bacteria in the gut is somehow a bad thing. I suppose you should never get your dick wet, wouldn't want to get that pesky bacteria on your dick, but I sure that wouldn't be a problem for you anyway.
>>74864288
Getting a bitty personal with your bantz there mate. I like it a lot.
>>74864269
We as in the human race, Tyrone. What did I expect from someone who eats bread laced with sugar.
>>74864420
> "I'm a world citizen!" t. man with dickbread infection
>>74864545
stfu i am a world citizen dickbeard.
>>74864545
>I had my foreskin sold so that my foreskin can be used in cosmetic products so that some vain bitch can slather it on her face
I bet you'd happily cut your tongue off if you had a yeast infection there from tonging your cousins fetid hole.
>>74863821
Eww. Uncut people are disgusting.
>>74863937
Enjoy monkey penis.
>>74864243
>I am talking about a bear out of dickcheese
cant carve that without the bobbys getting called to take your plastic knife away
>>74864741
No canuck, you are Chinese.
>>74864840
Let's review: You have a disgusting dick infection, I do not.
You even disgusted that poor nurse. Do you understand how hard it is to disgust a nurse? it is quite an accomplishment.
>bragging about having a yeast infection in your dick
fucking bongs man
>>74865019
I don't really care if I disgusted her or not because I wasn't trying to fuck that hillbilly, but she didn't show any signs in the period of time I was talking to her about it, in fact she seemed very charmed by me considering the circumstances.
Women get yeast infections more often than you would like to believe, but if that makes you feel better then so be it.
Yes, I have an infected dick that's true, but soon I'll be getting it wet again. How does it feel to know the man with the yeast dick is soon going to be pumping his seed in a Scandinavian who can't wait? can you say the same for yourself?
Anyway, it was lovely chaps I enjoyed this but I honestly have to go now. Take care m80's.
>>74865636
Op is this mad over a Mongolian image bored that he came to in the first place about dick cheese and fore skins
