>>74856162
Call Venezuela and ask..
>>74856162
>Toast
Minimum quota as proscribed by the Undersecretary of the Oversight Subcommittee on Wheat has decreed that all bread will be seized by the state.
>Bacon
Cultural Marxism division of the government has decreed pork and porcine products as intolerant and therefore deviant from party doctrine. All is happy.
>Eggs
Live chickens have been reappropriated from whites and asians to other underrepresented minorities.
>>74856162
That's like a snack. Where's the rest?
>2 pieces of burnt bread
>fried egg
>overcooked streaky bacon
I'll give this breakfast a 5/10
>>74856837
>British
>Thinks he has the ethos to rate food.
Communists don't eat meat.
>>74856162
that bacon is cooked horribly
>>74856953
> American
> Knowing anything about food
>"crispy" bacon
![post-42474-0-43441400-1396324187[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9eZGags.jpg "post-42474-0-43441400-1396324187[1].jpg")
>>74856953
When it comes to fired breakfasts we're experts, m8. OP posts 1/4 of a full English breakfast you got to expect some shit for that.
>>74857091
Except we don't have a world wide reputation for having horrible food. American food is unhealthy, yes, but you can't deny it's delicious
>>74857384
I'll give you that, butdin't act like English cuisine as a whole taste good.
Depends how close you are with the store clerk.
>>74857384
What the fuck?
that looks fucking vile...
this is how it's done Anon.
>>74857873
>Frozen waffles
>Putting Canadian cum on your bacon.
WTF?
>>74857873
Is that person putting syrup on his bacon?
>>74858009
Indeed.
>>74857756
>>74856162
>Toasted bread
Oh fuck me, never mind then.
In that case depends how close you are with a customs officer in East Germany.
Basically, it is easier to get into the party, gain high rank and trust and while on a trip to West desert to CIA and ask them for that breakfast.
>>74858009
Do you fucks not do this??
>>74856162
step it up senpai
>>74858204
>>74858123
Feel a bit now sick desu
>>74858123
>>74858204
But isn't that haram?
>>74858376
What on earth is that in the middle?
>>74856162
Put some grated cheese on it mate
>>74858009
its actually way for delicious than just plain bacon.
>tfw youll never be able to enjoy chopping up bacon covered in a thin film of sweet syrup
>>74858382
lets just say, during my time in the UK, brits had the blandest damn food on the earth, so it really comes as no surprise that you have no taste, and just like greasy salty slop
>>74858486
Filthy mudslime, that's a pile of delicious bacon.
>>74856263
>venezuelans
>owning a phone
>>74858382
pig detected
>>74858525
It's even better with syrup and ketchup.
>tfw eating last piece of bacon after having a breakfast of scrambled eggs and ketchup, pancakes and syrup, and bacon.
>>74856162
Overcooking the bacon like that should be a crime.
>>74856641
>fat fuck detected
>>74858777
>not liking crispy bacon
>>74858465
>If haram means delicious....Then yes, Very Haram.
>>74858560
That's definitely not bacon or it hasn't been recently. What did you do to it, Sun dry it for two weeks on the roof?
Pic related is how edible bacon should look
>>74856162
>look /pol/ mommy didn't make me breakfast today
>>74859057
You should try the American style bacon, we have both kinds here in Canada and both are delicious
>>74858920
When you learn to cook you realize you can make it crispy without overcooking it.
>>74858700
Bro i just fucking had a food orgasm after seeing this.
This breakfast is like 50$
>>74859214
it's at least 100
>>74859207
Cooking bacon in the microwave is the healthiest way to cook bacon.
>>74858870
Lanko detected.
>>74859057
>not eating raw (cured) bacon
![improvKitchen_howToCookBacon_00[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZSOvKML.jpg "improvKitchen_howToCookBacon_00[1].jpg")
>>74858920
This is what your bacon should look like.
>>74859214
>>74859276
how much do you think this commie breakfast costs?
>>74859304
>bacon in the microwave
disgusting
>>74858870
skinny loser detected.
>>74859196
I'm being facetious, I've tried it before and its crap.
>>74857091
Excuse me but have you seen how fucking fat our country is?
>>74859438
ummm...im pretty sure that entire set up including the 38. special is under 5$ kek...
>Sucks to suck huh?
>>74859515
>Implying eating microwave pizza and twinckees counts as understanding good food.
>>74856162
>this well
nigga what. that dinner cost you, what, 5 dollars? even a dirty communist would be able to eat ''that well.''
>>74859515
You're fat because you're eating utter shit.
>>74859585
>implying implications
I have you know that I eat all of the food. All of it.
>Are communists allowed to destroy their health and the environment for a moment's pleasure due to the deception of the meat industry?
I should hope not?
>>74858870
What's on that plate wouldn't even be 500 calories.
>>74859837
>routinely eats 500 calorie snacks
he was right, fat fucks detected
>>74858525
>lets just say, during my time in the UK, brits had the blandest damn food on the earth
I don't think you looked hard enough desu. And advocating pouring sugar and ketchup over stuff to give it taste doesn't convince me you're cuisine is particularly sophisticated m8.
>>74856837
doesn't look burned at all
>>74859951
Breakfast is not a snack fatty.
>>74859438
Microwaving bacon produces the least amount of AGEs.
If you didn't know those are slowly killing you.
>>74856162
NO! AND WHEN BERNIE SANDERS WINS YOU WILL BE STANDING IN LINE FOR BREAD AND UNIVERSITY EDUCATION WILL BE FREE FOR ALL!
>>74859997
what?
read posts, faggot
some guy said "That's like a snack, where's the rest"
>>74856162
No. Communism cannot bring food at the table.
Only through hard work can we feed ourselves.
>>74859469
It's nice in sandwiches tbf mate.
>>74856162
>3 strips of bacon
Looks like a communist ration to me
>>74856162
>bacon
Enjoy your parasites.
Where's my bowl of grits? Damn Yankees. And leave the cheese and sugar and whatever else you transplants have added to it over the years to make it palatable to you. I just want some butter, pepper, and salt, thanks.
>>74860041
I'm sure that is totally worth it for a fag like you
>>74857959
>He doesn't put syrup on bacon
Disgusting.
>>74860172
Allahu acbar
>3 slices of bacon
>2 eggs
>2 toast
LOL
what the fuck is this
>>74860219
Your wife likes it when my dick is rock hard.
Quality erections are a reflection of your health.
>>74859454
My father was once stationed in Holy Loch Scotland (nuclear submarine base) when I was just a wee lad. First time I tried English bacon and proper bangers, I was hooked.
You can throw those overcooked eggs and beans straight in the bin though m8,
>>74860072
He was exaggerating, retard. Holy smokes, you people are fucking stupid.
>>74860152
For once a sand nigger said something I agree with...
Also:
>>74860172
Fuck off, sand nigger.
>>74856162
I just ate exactly what's on that plate. Nobody cares but I felt like saying it so fuck everyone.
>>74860318
lol
>realize that you can't read
>herp you people are so dumb focusing on words and stuff
fat affects your brain functioning, fattie
those eggs look undercoocked wtf? i cooked them that yellow part is solid as it gets
>>74860172
I've been eating raw cured bacon all my life and I have yet to get sick from it.
>>74856162
>2 eggs
>pork
No
>>74860395
'Merilards trying to be funny again. Don't hurt yourself.
>>74856162
nice heart disease you have there amerifat
>>74860401
Some people like their eggs runny so they can dip bread in it.
>>74860518
what are you even talking about at this point?
he said that, and you failed to follow the flow of conversation.
fat really does affect your brain function. it explains a lot
>>74860401
Obviously OP isn't on your culinary level
>>74860530
Don't you have a rape to attend, Pakistan?
>>74859454
Have fun eating that every day you fat fuck, enjoy your cardiac arrest for lunch.
>>74860401
Only proper way to eat eggs is over easy
>>74860530
High fat and protein is what makes your peepee grow, Ahmed.
>No ones posted any peameal bacon eggs saussage and home fries.
Disapointed in us
>>74860655
it doesn't actually
it gives you ED from restricted blood flow due to athlerosclerosis
>>74860530
At least he gets to eat it with a fork, Nigel.
>>74856162
Better. In China you can cook a full family dinner with $4 aud.
>>74859966
>confusing sugar with syrup
for a country that owned literally the entire spice trade, you sure didnt learn anything about it.
>http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/british
>literally nothing but fried and baked bread and meat
does this explain why most british women are cellulite bumped oily toads?
>>74860760
ED only began happening to such a degree after the fat scare. High carbs is to blame, vegan.
Burnt bread burnt slices of bacon and undercooked eggs?
I hope they eat much better.
>>74860873
what? ED began happening when fat people began trying to have sex.
facts
1) ED is a symptom of atherosclerosis
2) atherosclerosis is linked closely to saturated fat intake
3) atherosclerosis is almost unheard of on a vegan diet
>>74860597
Nah mate, what happened was the guy made an off the cuff exaggeration about how small the meal is compared to a proper breakfast and your autism gene started acting out again.
Now you're trying to be funny again by copying the fat jokes that people make about you, but can't get it right. Sad stuff cunt.
>>74860615
fuck off leaf
>>74860655
B....BUT MUH PEE PEE GROWS
can't get a hard on at 40
nice priorities
>>74860873
an outstanding example of restricted blood flow to the brain.
>>74861041
>he's still operating on fat scare "science" from the 80s and 90s
I bet you believe in global warming. Fucking beta.
>>74861089
M8, dude called it a snack
other dude called him a fatty for saying that
you said it was 500 cals
I said 500 cals is a bit much for a snack
you brought up breakfast for literally no reason
This shit happened, faggot
deal with your limited literacy due to your high bf%. Either accept it or hit the gym
>>74861224
What are you even talking about? High fat and meat intake is associated with atherosclerosis
it just is, homie
>>74860646
>try to cook eggs and leave them runny
>undercook them
>runny white stuff
>>74861276
>the science is settled
>mate
>homie
Are you even American? Did you vote for Trump? Get the fuck off my board.
>>74860401
Yolk should be as uncoocked as possible, far more tastier liquid than solid
I heat up the pan as much as I can so the egg white solidifies but the yolk remains liquid.
>>74859057
What are these, porkchops?
>>74860848
We learnt enough to know that syrup is made primarily of sugar
>>74861414
lol wat
Look, it's fine if you hate facts, but you could at least just say that instead of trying to dispute known facts
I don't care if you respond to factual information wisely.
>>74861224
>>74861276
He is just delusional mate.
in the face of hard science and facts, he is still unable to accept the truth.
as bad as the fucking commies
he is contributing to the downfall of the west
muh meat feels
>>74861463
fruit is made up primarily of sugar.
whats your point? cant distinguish the difference in flavour?
>>74856162
>communism
>eating
>>74857384
Where do you grow tomatoes except greenhouses?
>>74861431
That's back bacon m8, not the cheap fatty cut of bacon you yanks are familiar with.
>tfw a Brit and actually prefer streaky bacon
>>74856263
I'd like to but their phones got "socialised"
![john-oliver-512x512[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O5GkTIL.jpg "john-oliver-512x512[1].jpg")
>>74861621
>fruit is made up primarily of sugar
>>74861233
Hah, you really are autistic or some shit aren't you?
I know you inbreds eat Candy Fo' Brekky or poptarts or whatever other sugar dipped bullshit you can get your hands on, but in the developed world bacon and eggs is a traditional breakfast. Old mate called it a snack because it's not big enough to be a breakfast unless you're a twigboy. You are spergy as fuck son.
>>74861621
Sugar kills you
>>74861978
inb4 fiber is bad for humans
>>74862037
That's wonderful and all; it just has nothing to do with the conversation into which you inserted yourself.
>>74857873
lol at putting pancake syrup aka corn syrup on your bacon. Next time step it up to 100% maple syrup
>>74862076
lol
strong autism
the brain runs on glucose
are you actually retarded? serious question.
>>74862037
also, a 600 calorie breakfast is way more than enough
>>74857384
>>74857873
>>74858376
>>74858700
I got a heartattack from looking at these
>>74861666
In the summer there are farms that grow them in greenhouses otherwise they are imported from Spain or Italy I think.
>>74862235
Good point. I think it's time we sanction canada for having a monopoly on maple syrup.
>>74862076
>be evolved eating fruit
>sugar kills you bro
sub 100iq detected
>No Walter "Flynn" Jr images
0/10
eat like a king
die like a king
the west it literally fucked. how are we supposed to even think about defending it when the population is literally crippling themselves with food. say goodbye to your high IQ
open your eyes
>>74862235
truth
>>74862513
Animal fat is good for brain development.
>>74862255
>>74862182
What conversation poof? You made one reply with some autistic shit about not understanding exaggerations and a bunch of people called you out for being a retard. Get a grip.
>a 600 calorie breakfast is way more than enough
Aids twigboy incoming.
>>74861978
ah i forgot, they dont have fruit in the uk
>>74862695
Post pics of the nearest poisonous creature?
>>74862781
They got fish and chips though. They learned about chips from the irish.
>no hash browns
>no pancakes
0/10
>>74856162
What is good about that? It is like "less then a dollar" breakfast. That is not even college-tier
>>74862646
How does that even make sense?
the brains fuel is glucose
how does atherosclerosis development in children/teens help with brain development?
Asians have higher IQ than us on average. and their diet was literally fucking rice until 1980
kys
>>74862960
I could kick your ass in real life pussy.
>>74862952
I'm about to go grow a tail. Go lay down and take a nap, Czech bro.
>>74863124
that's nice.
triggered like a mudslime facing a Mohammed painting.
you need some therapy m80
>>74862646
so are bull testicles.
>>74862960
The brain is composed of mostly fat. Humans didn't consume any grain based food until 10-15k years ago. You are literally basing your positions on the science that gave America an obesity, diabetes, and heart disease epidemic.
The problem with carbs is the insulin response they trigger
>>74864334
>Humans didn't consume any grain based food until 10-15k years ago
where are you getting this idea from?
And you are literally basing your position on weston a price funded "studies"
>>74859565
>38.
Remove that proxy, commie scum
>>74856162
Op doesn't know how to not burn things when he cooks
>>74863647
beli bubrezi
>>74864773
I'm basing this off the fact that agriculture has only been a thing for that long. We may have eaten the occasional grass, but it would have been rare. Grasses contain anti nutrients keep them from being eaten. They reproduce by spreading in the wind. Opposed to fruits which seeds are spread through literally shitting.
