Racist jokes thread?
/pol/ is pretty racist so I thought we should have a racist jokes thread. It can be international racist jokes but also racist jokes of your own country.
I'll start:
What do you call a nigger (black person) in an airplane?
[spoiler]Flying ape[/spoiler]
>>74854748
This one is a famous one in my country:
What do you call a black person on the moon?
[spoiler]A good start[/spoiler]
Another one:
What is so funny about black people?
[spoiler]Nothing[/spoiler]
Anyone else have trouble reading spoilers?
>>74854836
How to make a gipsy cake:
First you steal a bag of sugar...
pls respond
>>74855126
haha nice one
How do you make a jew pay for something?
>You do not
what's the difference between continental Europeans doing jokes and continental Europeans doing genocide? The jokes aren't funny
How to do fuck a American wife?
By being black
>>74854748
Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit?
The bucket.
How do you make an American eat something without fats?
>You dont
>>74855330
What's something dark and sticky which covers streets?
Bitumen
How do you make a Sweden not being fucked in the ass?
>You do not
What do apples and niggers have in common?
>They both look good hanging from trees.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
>>74855583
What do potatoes and niggers have in common?
Americans will only eat either of them if they've been cut into slices and deepfried
>>74854748
Person 1: how do you save a nigger from drowning?
Person 2: I dont know
Person 1: Good
>>74855798
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza ?
> The cooking time
>>74854909
Spoilers don't work on this board.
>>74854748
These are all shit tier jokes btw
Why do jews have big noses?
Because air is free.
Jesus none of this banter makes sense except for the poo in the loo one.
Good job pajeet.
>What do you call a Chinese guy walking his dog.
Getting take out.
A black, white and latino familly live in an appartement block. A tornado destroys the building. Who survives?
>White familly, because parents were at work and kids in school
>>74854748
Something doesn't smell right.
Libtards call racially aware whites racist.
Niggers are almost all deficient in:
>Gratitude
>Empathy
>Impulse Control
>Intelligence
>Good Manners
>>74856428
Tornadoes be raciss.
>>74855330
Ah, the rich and witty humor that India is famous for.
Why cant Stevie Wonder read?
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK HUE HUE HUEHUE
How long does it take your average sheboon to take a shit?
>9 months
What does a muslim refugee fuck when there are no goats or camels around?
[spoiler]German women[/spoiler]
enjoy them
>>74854748
You think this is a joke?!
>>74856715
>>74856766
>>74856794
Jewish men are circumcised because jewish women don't touch anything without at least a 30% reduction
>>74854748
What do you call a black person flying the plane?
The pilot you racist douchebag.
That one always gets the normies.
>>74854748
>>74856827
How many Jews can you fit in a car?
Two in the front, two in the back, six million in the ashtray
Why are jews noses so big?
Air is free
What's the most confusing day of in harlem?
Father's day
What's the best thing that came out of the million man march?
Only 3 people missed work.
right winders cant tell jokes
what a surprise
little wander that comedians are liberal
>>74855226
>Jew dont
Why do Zimbabwean babies cry?
-they're in their midlife crisis-
Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
Because Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off.
>>74855330
kek
What is the difference between a German man and a swine?
The swine knows honor.
How was copper wire invented?
Someone dropped a penny between two Jews.
>>74855330
it's not even a joke just a true statement..
What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
>>74854882
That is like an anti-joke
0/10
http://northwestfront.org/2016/05/radio-free-northwest-may-19th-2016/
Go to 8:00 and listen to based Adam Corolla on why heterosexual white working males want Trump.
Time for common sense to come back to America.
>>74854836
nog nooit eerder gehoord
>>74854748
Whats black and dumb...
A nigga
what do parents and pizza have in common?
if they are black, you got nothing to eat
>>74855524
Stop posting you're embarrassing the flag
>>74854748
What did the nigger say when he had diarrhea?
''Help, im melting!''
>>74856794
Topkek
>>74855504
Top kek
>>74858248
It was a good joke your jelly
why does a gorilla always look pissed?
because in 1 million years, he'll be a nigger
>>74858493
No hed be white because blacks are more evolved than whites whites are basically snowchimps
>>74858606
leaf
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-Country
>>74855330
>>74858679
Texas
How does a German man satisfy his wife?
He drives her to the nearest refugee camp.
A Nigger, Mexican and Indian are in a car. Who is driving?
[spoiler]the cops[/spoiler]
whats the difference between a dollar and a jew?
I'd be sad if I lost 6 million dollars
>>74854748
What is the difference between nigger and tire?
When you put chains on tire it wont rap.
WHy does niggers have cake made of shit on their weddings?
To distract flies from the bride
How can you make HIV in spray?
You need one little nigger and landmine.
>>74858824
i wish
>>74858899
Fuck you im indian
>>74854748
What's the difference between blacks and tires?
>Tires don't sing when you put the chains on.
>>74856766
are you allowed to laugh when this happens?
>>74856794
>suck in the fart and blow it out the windows
kek
>>74858606
http://northwestfront.org/2016/05/radio-free-northwest-may-19th-2016/
Go to 8:00 and listen to based Adam Corolla on why heterosexual white working males want Trump.
Time for common sense in America.
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.
What do the Red Sea and German women have in common?
They're both full of Arab seamen.
>>74858984
Which kind? I meant Neechee not Poo in Loo
>>74854748
Nigger, beaner and muslim sit in the car, who is driving?
Police officer
>
Car with three niggers inside fell off the cliff, why is it so sad?
Because there was one free spot.
>
Auschwitz 1944
[Hans] Ok today i have good day so Polaks will play football on minefield...
[jews]YAY!
[hans] but first jews will mow the grass
How many feminists do you need to change lightbulb?
Feminists cant change anything
What is difference between nigger and pizza?
Pizza can feed family of four
>>74855330
>how to do fuck
>>74856672
Why is Stevie always laughting?
Because he didnt see he is black
Two pakis are begging outside an airport one day. For fun they decide to each put something on a sign and see how much they can make by the end of the day. They both write their signs and split up for the day.
At the end of the day the first Indian says "that did not go well, I only made five pounds today with my 'need money for food' sign. How did you do?"
The second Indian replies "I made over a thousand today with my sign!" The other Indian is amazed and asks what he put on his sign to do that well.
"I wrote on my sign 'Need money for a flight home'"
What's the difference between a tire and a nigger ?
- The tire does not starts singing blues when you put chains on it
What's the difference between a tire and a sandnigger ?
- You have to burn the tire for it to smell foul
>>74856682
how are a hockey goalie and a black woman similar?
They don't change their pads until after 3 periods
>>74855330
I can imagine some smelly indian writing this post
it's so fitting
Why do niggers walk funny
They spent their early years dodging a coat hanger
>>74854748
What's the difference between a dead nigger lying on the road and a dead dog lying on the road ?
> There is a tire mark near the dog
>>74854836
I know it as
>What do you call a black person on the bottom of the ocean?
a while back we had
>What do you call it when Americans build a city below see level and fill it up with niggers?
>>74859667
>Two pakis
>The first Indian
>The second Indian
You fucked up. Brexit can't come soon enough.
A mexican, a jew and a colored guy walk into a bar. The bartender goes ‘Get the f-ck out of here'.
>>74859152
not when it's happening, I imagine
A nigger, a Mexican, and a Native jump out of a plane. Who lands first?
>Who cares?
How can you tell if a truckie hit an Aboriginal, or a kangaroo?
>there's skid marks before the kangaroo
what do you call a white guy in the gutter?
>an abo with the shit kicked out of him
>>74859895
i couldnt control myself
>>74857161
>liberal doesn't find racist jokes funny
And no one was surprised this day.
>>74854748
What do you call a gangbang with 5 niggers?
A threesome
Why don't latins and blacks racemix?
Theyre agraid their kids would be too lazy to steal
Whats white on top and black on the bottom?
Society
A woman leaving a club sees a black man and asks "is it true what they say about black men?"
He says "you know it, bitch. Why donchu lemme show you"
She follows him behind the club then he rapes and kills her.
What do you call two blacks on a tandem bike?
Organized crime
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind blacks they were slaves before they were drug dealers
What did the nigger get for christmas?
>Your bike
Why aren't black kids allowed to play in sandboxes?
>cats try to cover them up
How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
>Put velcro on the ceiling
What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench?
>the park bench can support a family
>>74859152
no, thats what makes it so funny
>>74859868
Yeah, I did. It's an interchangeable thing here, all brown people can be called either because they aren't humans like normal whites.
What do people have in common with sharks?
The great ones are white
>>74854748
What do you call an arab in the sea ?
> Pollution
What do you call a million arabs in the sea ?
> The solution
>>74859998
Now this. This is funny.
What's the difference between a muffin and a Jew?
Muffins don't scream when you put them in the oven.
>>74855330
Based street shitter
Why did God make blacks smelly?
So blind people can hate them too.
How many Jews can you fit into a car?
5 in the seats and 6 million in the ash tray.
How do you calculate the escape success of a jew from camp?
By using the height of the chimney and windspeed.
>>74857161
>liberal comedians
centrists are the way to go, make fun of left and right, but lefties are annoying faggots
>le current year
Whats a Turk in a garbage bin?
-Selfish, theres room for 3 more
Why are blacks afraid of chainsaws?
>>74860476
kek
>>74858719
Why isn't Mexico any good at sports?
>All the Mexicans that could run, jump and swim already left the country
>>74856682
We said jokes, Hans, not facts.
Anyway, what's the difference between a nigger a bicycle?
>The bicycle won't start singing when you chain it.
>>74860498
RRRUN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
>>74858606
>blacks are more evolved than whites
hahahahaha
>africa
>more evolved
hahahahahaha
>>74859500
>poland in charge of humor
>>74860410
I heard this as
> how many Jews can you fit in a car?
>Three. Two in the back, one in the front, and zero in the ashtray because the holocaust is a lie.
>>74860020
I also noticed it and considered it insignificant, because they're both a shitskin.
>>74859899
>A nigger, a Mexican, and a Native jump out of a plane. who wins?
society
>>74854748
What's the difference between a snow tire and a nigger?
>snow tires don't sing when you strap chains to em
How do you starve a nigger?
>Hide his welfare check underneath his work boots.
What's long, brown and smells like shit?
>The welfare line
You know why niggers are good at basketball?
>they've perfected the basics: running shooting and stealing
>>74860860
>picture
fucking lol
>>74856161
Hilarious and original!
>>74855504
Clever lol
I actually read this yesterday in a old magazine I have, sorry for the bad translation i you already know this joke.
Salim was ill and about to die at his bed.
He called all of his family to join him during his final moments and give his final words.
Salim called his oldest son Avi, to come closer to the bed and told him:
- Son, look at this watch.- as he took a gold watch out of his pocket.
- yes dad -- responde Avi, as a teardrop came out of his eye
- It first belonged to my great grand father, passed to my grand father, my dad... and then to me... Now tell me one thing my son...
- What is it dad?
- Do you want to buy it?
>>74861158
bayan
How many niggers does it take to pave your driveway?
Depends how thin you slice them.
>>74857047
What can camo man do for my computer?
What do you call a paki with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick
What do you a call a paki with two wooden legs?
A waste of good wood.
>>74855504
Nice
How do you titfuck an 8 year old?
you break her shoulders
Why do chimpanzees frown?
Because in 10 million years they'll be a nigger
>>74860270
>sven being a cuck again
>>74861881
jesus christ pablo
>>74859152
Drill sergeants can smell laughter 10 miles away. The moment you chuckle, like the majestic fucking bald eagle he is, his attention snaps to you. And whatever nonsensical, humiliating act you were laughing at is directed at you fifty fold.
>>74859781
Nah
>>74860843
>slav thinking he's white
Why do niggers have nightmares?
Because we killed the only one with a dream
>>74862676
who cares you are in the army
A guy is out driving one night when he sees a nigger walking on the side of the road, so he swerves and runs him over.
A few minutes later he sees another one and does the same thing.
A little while later he sees the local priest sitting next to his broken down car, and stops to give him a lift.
While driving the priest back to his home he sees a third nigger. "Shit, I can't run someone over with a priest in my car," but he comes up with a clever plan. He pretends to fall asleep at the wheel, closes his eyes and jerks the wheel until he feels a thud.
Instantly he snaps upright and says "Oh my god, did I hit somebody?"
The priest replies "Yeah. You almost missed him but I got him with the door."
Here is a dream that I had a few days ago
>walking down some street in a city
>not many people on the sidewalks
>see a homeless black man approaching me
>dressed similar to Tryone Biggums but with a shopping cart
>he speaks to me
>"'ey yo, what up homeboy? my name is DoDat"
>confused, I reply to him
>"hey... what kind of a name is DoDat?"
>he smiles and speaks again
>"well, ya see, when i was jus' a young boy, my momma would always tell me 'don' do dat!' and it just kind of stuck!"
>we both start laughing
>wake up and am laughing my ass off
Was I visited by my spirit negro? Or was he just some guy tripping on some DMT somewhere?
>>74856161
why do blacks have white palms
because there's a little good in all of us
>>74863050
No, you're just a huge faggot
>>74863337
Quiet, you.
What separates the men from the beasts?
The mediterranean
>Why do niggers like basketball so much
>It's the only sport where you run, shoot, and steal
Did you know two dutch brothers invented the copper wire?
They grabbed a penny by each side and ran in opposite directions.
Why are school shooting exclusively a white race thing?
Because blacks don't go to school
>>74862721
Please tell me that's you.
>>74854748
if your pc was black would it run really fast or not work at all?
>>74862721
Still a smelly Indian
>>74860742
You have no sense of humor and aren't funny
>>74862721
>>74854748
what was kanye west favorite food growing up ? how do i know im not a niggerologist
What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
>A pollution
What do you call 1000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
>A pollution
What do you call 1000000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
>A pollution
What do you call every black person at the bottom of the ocean?
>A solution
>>74862834
who cares you're not in the army.
What do you call a black man with a PhD?
>nigger
>>74865422
Fuck off I have african ancestory
>>74865277
Screw off im not a snow-chimpologist.
A nigger a spic and a white guy are trying to rob you. You have a gun with only 2 bullets, what do you do?
>Shoot the nigger twice.
>>74865611
Fuck off I'm part black
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A school bus full of black kids rolling off a cliff
>>74854748
A Jewish paedophile approaches a child on a playground
"Hey, want to buy some candy?
What happens when a Jew with an erection runs into the Holy Wall?
He breaks his nose
Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?
To cut off the corners
What's the longest road in Belgium?
A roundabout
What is the difference between a bathtub full of pea soup and a truckbed full of dead niggers?
You can't unload the bathtub with a pitchfork
>>74856922
THANKYOU.gif
>>74865985
That's not funny I have Africanno DNA
>>74854748
What do you name a baby who is half African and half Chinese?
[spoiler]Won Dum Coon[/spoiler]
What do you call a black man in a suit?
The defendant.
What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
>boy scouts come home from camp
>>74854748
>/pol/ is pretty racist
Just a byproduct of a healthy mind.
A communist, a nigger, and a muslim walks into a bar.
The bartender says "What'll you have mr. president?"
