Get in here, Ausfags! Time for a bit of bingo!
Watch with us:
>http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/join-the-discussion.htm
>http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00
Prepare for Trouble; Make it Double:
>Christopher Pyne - Industry, Innovation and Science Minister
>Anthony Albanese - Shadow Infrastructure Minister
Don't forget to tweet along using #qanda for comments and @qanda for questions. I'm not sure if #factcheck has been shut down yet since it lost funding.
Will need a volunteer ticker-offer tonight, if anyone would be so kind. However, I kinda doubt if we'll get many squares with only two people on the panel.
'evening lads
>>74839621
real thread
whats garn on cunts
Lefties are gonna be running wild tonight. Don't think they'll be able to stand the Pyne bants
Here we go, the kiddy-fiddler vs the guy who can only ejaculate when he's in extreme pain.
>>74839892
Yeah nah get fucked cunt.
Boys
Who else is on the panel
>>74839718
>factcheck lost funding
This gave me a feel for some reason
>>74840139
It's literally just those 2
>>74840139
no one, just those two
>>74840166
>>74840179
>>74839892
There's something suss about this thread, but I can't quite work it out...
>>74840166
>>74840179
for what purpose
>>74839718
that commie twat from last week tonight can't be any worse right?
Time for some anger management class shit, mate?
>>74840231
I honestly think we can label Katie Tempest as being the worst thing on QandA this year.
>>74840230
m8, why are you mad?
We get to experience Pyne's bants L I V E
>>74840231
ride never ends
>>74840284
she did worse than clem ford, amazingly
>>74840304
But it will be very boring with just two.
They should give Pyne education back.
>>74840357
Amazing, I know.
>>74840284
>best thing
>>74840405
so he can shut down safe schools, right?
heads up lads
>>74840455
Anon, I... Well, that was some dedication.
>>74840455
I still don't know what the fuck she was going on about.
I am ready to be pissed off
>>74840284
I cant believe the leftist media shilled that she brought people to 'awe and tears' for her brilliance
IM READY
>>74840455
>mfw im the first post in the top left corner
Here we go lads
>>74840582
I need to know what she was on so I can avoid ever sounding that crazy.
It's time.
who /albo/ here?
>>74840583
i have a feeling this is going to be a lot of waffle between theese two. here we go
>>74840639
Well they aren't wrong
>Farcebook
Screw this
>>74840639
They got the "awe and tears" part right at least... Just not the brilliance.
stream on /pol/ instead why dontcha
>it's a labor/liberal debate
>>74840455
fuck that was hilarious
Streaming live on facebook what the shit is that?
>queer liberal
this guy sounds like a faggot about to cry
muh pols
>>74840733
That questioner. "I'm a strong liberal voter." Lies.
>I used to be a loyal X, but now I want karma for breaking it.
>that lisp
>that fag
>far right
already shit
>voting for liberals or labor
Why do people do this?
Would you watch The Sound of Music with Chris Pyne in it?
>45% Coalition
>32% ALP
>100% of questions are leftist marxist bullshit
this guy is retarded
Anyone who uses the phrase 'far right' to refer to Australian politicians can be safely ignored
I bet Pyne has pole fatigue
>>74840833
based pyne on sic bantz watch
Pyne is such a smartass I fucking love it
>>74840869
agreed
>Wahh why can't we be like other Liberal parties?
What's with all these head tilts from the audience?
what's happening cunts
B A N T Z
>>74840869
since when is based tones "Far right"
>>74840802
perfect
>hung parliament
>instability
fuck off pine. the hung parliament got shit done and everybodies lives kept on chugging along business as usual.
I'm sick of both sides of government shitting on about "muh instability and infighting" when it doesn't mean shit.
>>74840909
SHAFT's in charge of crowd control tonight
>>74840909
Too much Shaft.
>>74840909
Gotta get that fluid onto the feels side of the brain.
>Labor sucking off whoever is not a liberal supporter
This questioner sounds like he's about to burst into tears at the drop of a hat
perhaps some kind of trilby
>i want a leftist rightwinger
>i want fag marriage
>why u plebiscite
>>74840869
Anyone giving progressive media extra significance by asking them a question is not a conservative.
>The question that isn't a question.
BANTZ
>>74840922
Something Haraam, u probably wouldn't like it.
>>74840894
such a stuck up cunt, hes enjoyable to watch
Why do people oppose the gay marriage plebiscite? Is it just a cost thing, or is it something else? I haven't really cared enough to pay attention
>>74841102
Because fuck you your rights end where my feelings begin
>>74841102
The fag-enablers don't want it because they think it will get voted down.
>>74841102
they dont want people who dont agree with them to have a say
>>74840787
>>74840799
this obvious non-liberal shills lies have confirmed that the voter percentage for each party is bs
>>74840805
it would make the musical watchable. he's my favourite politican, I'd love for either Pyne or Joyce to be PM
>>74840802
who are you all voting for?
lol gay marriage
how is that even a real issue?
pyne 4 minister of banter desu
Oh boy we're coming back around to the six point plan meme again
where's Jaymes Diaz when you need him
>hurr government spending money is a bad thing
jesus christ
>>74841102
I'm against it because it's a cost thing.
There's literally no reason to not have homo marriage and it will boost muh economy.
>>74841102
It accomplishes nothing.
>>74841102
because a plebacite WILL vote no, and Gov WILL vote yes
>This stream is far better than the abc one.
The free market does it again.
>>74840946
Since being a white Christian with any view that is right of left is now 'far right'
Fuck I hate when politicians try to speak for us.
People only turned out to vote because you made it compulsory, cunts.
>>74841102
Plebiscites aren't legally binding like a referendum
>>74841154
Lib dems for me.
>>74841102
because a plebiscite on the transgender bathroom issue is next
>>74841181
no it's bad mate they will go onto pedo and tranny shit once it's passed
Should I fire up my twitter m8s?
Tell me something to tweet and I will get to it.
>>74841207
It'll never look as good as watching it straight off the mux desu
Fuck I missed the question someone plz reiterate it to me?
>my kids dont get jobs to pay off their uni debt
also, why is the plebiscite "hurtful"
if vast majority are in favor of fags why are cucks scared of a plepicite
>>74841181
Gay Divorce Court will be the funniest show on TV.
>>74841247
inb4 over half our budget over the next decade is dedicated to gender identity issues/policies
>>74841306
scared m8?
>Labor
>path back to surplus
>>74841325
>Who is going to balance the budget?
>government debt isn't a real problem
Say that to Greece :^)
>>74841340
No
>>74841309
Say something about how it's the current year and yet The Greens aren't on the panel tonight due to ABC bigots or some shit.
hey anyone remember that rudd-gillard-rudd period?
>>74841425
Hehue
fuck these questions are boring
>>74841404
>le "one political party is better at managing the economy than the other" meme
love this meme
>>74841309
>Where are the parties who matter?
And we don't mean the greens.
>>74841470
"fuck your feelings" questions havent come yet.
>>74841470
Yeah, we need more triggered leftists asking about gay marriage/safe schools
>>74841470
don't worry there will be rage inducing shit soon
MUH SURPLUS
YOU OWE THE MONEY TO YOURSELF YOU STUPID LIBERAL CUNTS
>>74841470
that's accelerationist talk.
That tweet
>Who will do the performance at the end of this
Chris Bantz doing freestyle rap please
>people are dumb enough to want the government to tax them out the ass then not do anything with the money all for the sake of muh surplus
kill me now
Fucking Jonesie cockblocking the banter
Enrolled to vote today...
Who's voting for One nation?
>>74841511
whoever wins, we lose, Tbh
have a nipkraut
>>74841641
Nobody
>actually voting
lmao nerd
Ill take that as a comment
>>74841660
noice
>>74841470
>>74841542
I'm confused, this show often enrages me but I look forward to the tumblr tier questions and logic
>>74841605
Why don't they read the poetry of old at the end? Oh, because fresh is best, from young diverse people..
>>74841606
How about you let people decide what they want to do with their own money
>WHY DO WE NEED AN ARMY?
>implying australia needs a defence force and we can't just outsource it to other cunts
>>74841665
come on mate... we gotta make australia great again
>5 years is too loooooooong
>i want golden age noooooooooooow
>why is defense spending so high?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA
It's as if he hasnt seen what kind of crap the ADF use.
>>74841665
pls explain
>draft dodger detected
wat do we need subs 4 lol
Fucking hell
>>74841605
Maybe Russell Brand's gf might come back again and give us some more awful slam poetry.
If we don't build the Subs, then we are inviting New Zealand to invade us.
>>74841727
We got the wild life that we could export to invade other countries.
The emu's would've finished ISIS by now.
>>74841727
literally the same cucks that will complain about our military alliance with the US
>>74841728
SERVICE ECONOMY
>mannafatyouring
why can't any of these southern fucks pronounce manufacturing correctly?
anyone else here enjoying watching friendlyjordies?
>>74841753
Was thinking the same thing
Even my half autistic uncle served in Nam
>>74841760
>why doesnt new Zealand need subs
CUZ THEY ARE PROTECTED BY US DUMB CUNT
Wish WA had a Xenophon the rest of the government had to suck up to desu
>Professor Ruse
>>74840455
>tfw my post is in the OC
>>74841752
>>74841732
>>74841760
Sinking boats you dumb commie
>>74841777
nah,
the indos and chinese would fuck us up without subs
I'm shocked by the amount of Pyne love in this thread. This fag wouldn't piss on your if you were on fire.
>>74841858
holy fuck
>>74841827
Their GDP is also like 10% of ours, what are they going to do, buy one and a half subs
>>74841848
Which one is it m8? I bet it was shit.
>emus build subs
>they have the right to do so you bigot
>we build subs
>what do we need an army for
Why the fuck do we have to cuck ourselves so much?
>Firefighting subs
>>74841815
I don't because sadly I'm not a beta Gen Y'er who blames the baby boomers for my own inability to be financially secure.
>>74841858
>one nation
>knowing anything ever
>these tweets
reeeeeeeee
>>74841827
>protecting NZ
Give it to the yanks.
>>74841935
"This is the literal embodiment of a carpet snake moment"
>>74841815
>Firefighting Subs
Fuck I didn't know they were that advanced. 50billion is a bargain
This question is pretty much "what about the stupid kids".
>>74842045
there's a lot of fires underwater
>>74841815
he isn't funny
garbage tweetman this week
get this shit off the air
If Pyne wasn't a pollie he'd be a teacher at an all boys high school
I like Pyne desu, he's got great bantz and lefties hate his guts.
>girt by sea
>not building a navy
>>74842017
Well that is okay then m8.
MANNAFATYURING
>>74842086
everyone wants everything for free
>>74842114
this
>>74842114
>implying reality is like warcraft 2
>>74842103
If Christopher Pyne lived in the ocean, he's be Christopher Brine.
>>74842103
He'd be the creepy drama teacher.
>>74842118
that's our native language u fuck wit.
>>74842097
>who /gong/ here
>>74842116
Thanks lad
SHUTDOWN
>>74842185
victorian get out
>We're all to blame!
>CHEAP COURSES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE
>>74841815
that cryptokike funded by Labor and RiseUp to produce dildolectic gen Y shit?
Yeah course, great. fukken bogans amirite guise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyELpE9CTa0
>>74842103
>Did someone say boys
I can just see him as one of them.
What's with 'muh NBN', people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
>>74842113
Joyce, Pyne and Abbott are based
>>74842118
ten biwwyun dollers and a miwwyun jobs
>>74842302
>people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
this is my favourite meme
>>74842302
>What's with 'muh NBN', people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
get off 4chan tony
>>74842302
Agreed, I also like Cormann desu
>>74842182
or the schoolyard rat
spaghetti alert
We got a clapper, you can cross that off the chart
CLIMATE CHANGE
thtas one right?
Stop misusing the word "decimated" you retard!
QT
>shill clap
>>74842302
fuck off ya cunt aus internet is 3rd world tier
QnA teaches us that public speaking is very difficult for the average person
>>74842302
>people only want NBN to be able to torrent the latest Game of Thrones episode a few minutes faster
We also need to shit post faster
>>74842395
kekaroo
>>74842451
>[mid-sentence swallow intensifies]
For real bantz we need all political parties represented in the panel, imagine the dynamic we had
>Liberals + Labor classic chat
>Greens for muh feels and tumblr buzzwords
>Liberal Democrats for freedom protection
>Palmer Party for carpet snakes
>One Nation for lefty rage
>Katter Party for muh farmers
>Motoring Enthusiast party for fuck all
It'd be beautiful
Theres been a net reduction in CSIRO workers
Please tweet the url for #factcheck
>>74842302
Pyne is on the 'left' of the party. He's good at bantz but isn't redpilled.
>>74842451
not everyone is tv presenter/interviewer/pollie, it's the basis of representative democracy.
fucking pimpled bitch got shut DOWN
>>74842486
This, and the sex party
>>74842422
It pisses me off when people use it improperly. It's supposed to mean reduced to one tenth of what it was before. Maybe she should have paid more attention in maths class to figure out what "deci" means.
This isnt as retarded as i thought it would.
they're not throwing shit at each other
waiting for "gender equality" meme
>more labor shill clap
>>74842338
>>74842364
Don't just respond with memes, give me a reason why we need to spend billions on the NBN other than torrenting tv shows faster.
Fuck making maths and science compulsory, kids don't need more reasons to want to kill themselves.
I had so much fun in my senior years because I got to do what I love.
>>74841963
>>74842040
>>74842090
>>74842273
>libshits mad as fuck because they can't refute based jordy
this episode is fucking shit
>>74842399
Fucking leave her alone, what if she has social anxiety?
The climate change researchers at CSIRO lost their jobs because after they presented that big report, they didn't have anything else to do.
>>74842542
the basis of representative democracy isnt that some people cant public speak... lol
>>74842561
I'd fucking love it if taxes only decimated my pay.
>>74841815
Hi Friendlyjordies give me a shoutout in your next video please
>>74842591
here's your (you)
>>74842429
so 3rd world tier that we can load videos and websties instantly, skype without delay
>>74842486
Swap Motoring Enthusiast Party for Fred Nile or some other hardcore conservative Christian fundie and it'd be gold.
>>74842629
it's that not everyone can be great at those kinds of jobs.
>>74842570
When (not if) the rest of the world is on gigabit speeds and we're still stuck on ADSL we'll have people like you to thank for it
>>74842672
speak for yourself you city dwelling faggot
what a nonsense response
left cunts
>we want promises now
cheeky cunt/10
>>74842570
Don't know senpai.
I guess spending money on telecommunications infrastructure hasn't ever allowed boosts to any countries economy ever.
I guess we should rip up all the copper and go back to snail mail.
>>74842591
errr did you even look at the picture you dumb cunt >>74842040
>>74842302
>ABBOTT
>BASED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74842731
whats the difference? why can't you wait an extra minute to download a tv series? maybe we'll end up becoming a nation with remarkable patience
>>74842486
need lambie m8
>>74842686
if you go back to ancient greece its a combination of factors
significant is that people couldnt all gather together and stop work to vote on things and have votes of millions counted
we've advanced far enough that we could give every citizen input on every policy but it'd be such a dramatic shift from historical democracy that it's not going to happen
Lots of points "factually not true"
Who would you father's have a beer with,
I wouldn't trust Pyne with my dog
Is this guy an alien?
>>74842842
>>74842842
>mfw some fag says based tones isn't based
>>74842302
m8 the national download porn faster network is vital for our economy of outsourcing all our shit to India and SEA.
Imagine the ability to send a video to post-production in the phillipines in 1 minute and then get it back 6 hours later for 1/3 of the cost here
t...t....t....today junior!
Holy shit I am sick of dumb ass kids talking about climate change
Read a book, Australia cannot affect global emissions in any meaningful way at all
>>74842842
>>74842737
I live in nimbin
>>74842785
but our telecommunications is fine, how would it even boost our economy?
>>74842842
the socialist alliance q&a is over at reddit friend :^)
>>74842533
What url?
>>74842864
>le "the internet is le only used for le piracy and porn" meme
ah yes the old classic
>>74842885
>>74842915
me too cunt how wet was she when you fingered her?
>>74842915
>>74842915
saturday morning anyone?
