>be me
>walk down stairs
>my roommate, two black dudes
>roommate wanted to show his gf he is cool cause black friends
>be me
>be me not making this up
>walk down stairs
>hear one black guy say, "hey dude whats up"
>you look a little uncomfortable is there something wrong with our skin color?
>be me, walk over to them
>point at my roommate, "did this guy tell you I'm a racist or something?"
>two black guys look at roommate
>"he said you were voting for Trump"
>be me, walk around two black dudes, into kitchen
>just bought something from amazon a week ago
>brand new knife set
>be me. take big knife out of sleeve slowly
>"Whoa whoa senpai wtf we were just joking"
>be me
>"Sorry, I just like to be armed when two black dudes tell me i'm racis as an introduction"
>be me
>"So tell me, why do you think Trump is racist tho?
>two black dudes look at my roommate
>roommate looks at me
>no response
>....
>>74818904
This sounds really autistic
>pulling out your katana when people ask a question
Damn, you are autistic.
You're a dumb motherfucker that's assault.
Good thing this didn't happen.
>>74818997
Around blacks, etc.
>>74818997
I fucking keked.
Good job.
pure autsimo
>>74818997
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
But in all seriousness OP is a fucking retard
>>74818904
I have a feeling the actual content of what you are saying doesn't really matter and this is you metabashing the use of "be me" in greentext posts
Top autism
>>74819055
it's not assault to pull a knife out of a knifeset in your house when two people are confronting you aggressively about you being a racist in your own home when you have no idea who they are
you are cucked beyond belief
>>74818904
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
>>74818994
Nah, FUCK that roommate.
>>74818904
Good job OP
Around Blacks, never relax
>>74818904
You could have just called them out on their bullshit without resorting to going full "nothing personnel kid."
>>74818994
This
>>74819205
Trust nobody bro, not even yourself.
>>74818997
>youcallthatashitpost.png
>>74818904
did you forget how to teleport behind autist-kun?
It's QCB+H
>>74819168
>metabashing
This seems like a word I'd read on a website I probably wouldn't like.
That said, I wonder if you're correct.
What the fuck did I just read?
>heh heh
>nothin personnell kid
>
>>74818904
Something I'd do as a fellow autist
*tip my gent
>>74819205
Maybe he was getting ready to slice up an eggplant.
Deepthroat that fuckstick
>>74818904
>"Sorry, I just like to be armed when two black dudes tell me i'm racis as an introduction"
pic related
t. quadroon
>>74818904
>>brand new knife set
reason to be interested discarded
>>74818994
/thread
>wasting a perfectly good new knife on niggers
>>74818904
They will perceive you as a psycho. Good luck finding girls.
Dude did you hear about my roomate? Got some weird things with knives, pretty sure he jacks off saying nigger to himself.
>>74819745
>Needs a whole new knife because AID's soaked into the blade because Nigger magic.
>>74819205
>roommate
it isnt your house then nigger
Those are retarded actions that didn't happen but I love it.
This story is probably bullshit, but this is why I would never, ever have "roommates." It's quasi-homosexual in and of itself, but the idea of walking downstairs and seeing two strange niggers in my own home calling me a racist would be enough for me to move out the following day. How do people live like that?
>>74819759
You don't understand women, so you?
>>74818904
>be OP
>be OP
>be OP
>be OP
>be OP
>have assburgers
>>74818904
>People fear me
>I better threaten them with a knife
????????
Niggers only understand violence. GJ op, they will fear you and not return.
>>74818997
>relaxing around blacks.
>>74820117
People don't corner people and accuse them of Wrong Think if they're afraid of them.
>>74820065
>stepping into to insult
>"so you"
>s is next to the d
>>74819974
It's the worst. Living in the same house as niggers is the fucking worst.
Why is everyone to dismiss the story as fake? I'd greet a black person with a blade myself if it came down to that
So this finally answers the age old question:
How many barely socially functioning autists does it take to unsheath a katana?
Answer: OP
>>74820214
I'm not even going to say it
The real purpose of this thread was to show so many fucking stupid bernbots how quickly they all believe black people think Trump supporters are racist.
He's not racist you fucking idiots.
Of course it didn't happen.
Trump has 30% black vote too FYI
MAGA
>>74820368
now you're learning
Autism is great, Kikes are autistic and look at them, they rule the world. we should all strive to become more autistic.
>>74820634
hahah
>>74819745
>>74819836
>voodoo knife that gives your enemies AIDS
neat.
>>74818904
>pulling a knife on guests
Haram af pham
>Be me
>blackguy.jpeg
>Friend invites me and my brother over to his house to hang out
>Friend mentions his roommate his roommate is voting for Trump when the current presidential race comes up in conversation
>I become interested because I have been considering voting for him
>roommate comes downstairs
>ohshit.exe
>he's wearing a filthy MAGA hat, some kind of cartoon underage girl on his muscle shirt, and Zubaz
>"hey Anon, heard your voting Trump. I'm interested. Can you give me some in depth information?
>At this point the roommate, who already was struggling to make eye contact, starts stuttering and mumbling.
>I think I make out the words "y-y-you too."
>roommate shuffles into kitchen, sounds like he's breathing heavily.
>we continue chatting and forget about politics
>20 minutes later, roommate jogs from kitchen back to stairs, pauses at the foot of the stairs, makes whooshing sounds and kind of wiggles a butcher knife around.
>roommate disappears for the rest of the night but we occasionally hear loud porn noises coming from his room.
>>74820634
>we should all strive to become more autistic
>Georgia
"The Georgian Jews are one of the oldest Jewish communities in the world. Once Georgia was also home to significant ethnic German communities, but most Germans were deported during World War II." Ohhhh snap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(country)#Demographics
>>74820431
>>74820527
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>74818904
Why didn't you teleport behind them?
>>74818997
I'll be honest here, if you are around blacks what they said is really a threat. OP did the right think. When a nigger ask you if you are racist with another nigger, expect them to jump you if you turn your back at them.
>>74820881
nice
>>74820793
They're not his guests.
As autistic as this sounds op actually handled the situation pretty well
>>74820900
Our Jews aren't subversive kikes anyways, there are not many of them.
>>74821181
And why would I want them?
>things that never happened
nice thread though I hope it brings some laughs heh
>>74820900
Also I don't understand what your point is.
>having a roommate and not living by yourself.
>>74819055
nah, at worst it'd be criminal menacing.
>>74819205
If they wanted to call the cops and tell them you brandished a knife in a threatening way, yes, that's assault with a dangerous weapon.
I know, a similar thing ruined my life.
>>74821408
In your own house confronted by people you don't know? Your word against theirs.
>>74818904
I was with you until the knife bit. You're a fucking autist
>>74819055
Assault would imply that the knife made contact with a victim
Around blacks, never relax familia
>>74821449
>In your own house confronted by people you don't know? Your word against theirs.
Yes, I'm telling you, if you brandish a knife and they call the cops, it's assault with a dangerous weapon. I did exactly the same thing, did 90 days in jail, got a felony, and 4 years of probation.
You're lucky most niggers aren't cop callers, unlike punk ass white bitches
My life is fucking ruined now
>>74820881
kek
>>74821510
>Assault would imply that the knife made contact with a victim
Not in America
All you need to do is have a knife in your hand
And it's a fucking felony
>>74821579
Protip: Don't ever display a weapon you are not about to use
Don't talk about it, talk means you have not committed.
>>74821627
>ban assault knives
>>74821579
>>74821627
Poor dude
Autism ruins lives
Get well soon
>>74821671
yeah seriously, let them think you're unarmed, open with a left jab and then just shank
>>74821627
>All you need to do is have a knife in your hand
>And it's a fucking felony
In which states is this? Commiefornia and Jew Work?
Here is a recording of what happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0&nohtml5=False&ab_channel=el_jack0
>>74821408
You're retarded and deserve everything you got. It isn't assault, it's brandishing. Even then, it's your word vs. theirs. If you can't manage to lie your way out of that, you're a fucking retard.
>>74818904
Kill yourself retard
>>74818904
I like you.
>>74821510
>>74821510
Assault in the USA is any threatening action intended to intimidate or any attempt [Failed or successful] to strike someone.
Battery is the term for when contact is made. Two distinct but closely related items.
Assault can happen without battery. [Swinging a knife at someone is assault]
Battery is mostly paired with assault to increase the charges.
>>74818904
How this should've gone
>be me
>walk down stairs
>my roommate, two black dudes
>roommate wanted to show his gf he is cool cause black friends
>be me
>be me not making this up
>walk down stairs
>hear one black guy say, "hey dude whats up"
>you look a little uncomfortable is there something wrong with our skin color?
>be me, walk over to them
>point at my roommate, "did this guy tell you I'm a racist or something?"
>two black guys look at roommate
>"he said you were voting for Trump"
>"I am. Time to MAGA bitch, starting in this room. It's gonna be yuuuge."
>pull out my Saturday night special with the serial number scratched out
>catch nigger
>armedrobbery.jpg
>simultaneously decapitate both of them with one swipe of my katana
>roommate looks at me
>one nigger's looking at my roommate
>one nigger's looking at me
>"the blacks are great people. Wonderful people. I love the blacks."
>no response
>....
>>74821764
No, MI
>>74821814
>it's brandishing
There is only one charge in my state. The only difference is your punishment. If you actually cut someone in MI they will try to get you for attempted murder first, then a class a felony with at least a year in prison, or more, depending on the damage you do
> If you can't manage to lie your way out of that, you're a fucking retard.
Unfortunately they just built a new jail in my county, so they are taking everyone to jail over stupid shit
LOL OPIE IS A FAGGOT.
who does that seriously
i hope your making this up and your not like gay irl
>>74822082
That's fucking retarded.
Still, how did you not manage to lie your way out of it?
>>74818904
>fuck niggers!
>why do they think im rascist?
Dude, I love Trump and I hate niggers, but you are fucking autistic.
>>74822166
The jail was so horrible that they gave me a plea deal to get out if I plead guilty.
I couldn't deal with jail, so I took the deal. It was a bad decision, I didn't realize my life would be so fucked as a result.
They basically coerced me into admitting guilt. I would have taken it to trial if I could have made bail.
They all act like I did some horrific crime, but there is 17 months of prison over my head now if I drop dirty or get in trouble over the next 4 years
>>74822371
So basically, you really are retarded?
You know that wouldn't have held any weight whatsoever in court, right? Sure, it would've cost you a bit of time, but you were practically free to go.
>>74822631
Yes, it would have held weight. What I did is considered assault here.
see
>>74821985
>>74822724
But you didn't do it. They said you did, but you didn't.
>>74822724
you threatened people with a knife on account of their race. you really should be locked up you unhinged loonie
seriously fuckoff you have a roomate cuz ur a young adult but you cannot handle the fact that your sharing a house with other people who arent socially retarded like you?
i thought americans like you were a meme
ITT: bern bots pretend like they are lawyers, not avid wow players
>>74818904
>Roommate tries to confront OP about him liking Trump
>Tries intimidating him by bringing two of his nigger friends thinking that they're going to shut him up or something
>OP handles the situation well by demonstrating that he will not be intimidated by some faggot living in his house
>Shuts them all up
Yeah yeah, it's a bit autistic of him, but I will admit he did prove his point pretty well, no matter what he could have said he would have never changed their minds and would have had to sit through an hour long discussion of him fighting a heated political argument by himself against three libtards. If this did happen OP, I hope you kicked him out of your house. If this story isn't real, (Which it probably isn't), you're a faggot and you need to step into my gas chamber.
>>74818904
>>74822854
That's not OP, you illiterate moron
>>74822870
Horde or Alliance
>>74822934
bcz i dont troll 4chan forums all day to figure out how the postin syetm works im illiterate
get real fagot this is the web
>>74818904
>be me
stopped reading there
learn to greentext you fucking newfag
>>74818904
Sounds like the kind of story where everyone starts clapping at the end.
But if real, good on you.
>>74822777
Unfortunately, the story was corroborated by another person, so it was 2 against me.
Plus the pig wanted to fill up his new jail.
Plus one of the people against me said I was a baby-killing racist asshole. And the cop was one of the few white guys around here who doesn't like that, I guess
>>74822854
>i thought americans like you were a meme
Cucknadians like you were a meme until Trucuck became the face of your country.
>>74823034
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>74823034
Literally go back 2 plebbit and never come back.
>>74823063
this is just incoherent rambling, you're half a bottle deep or something
>>74818904
>"Sorry, I just like to be armed when two black dudes tell me i'm racis as an introduction"
This line gave me a good chuckle
>>74818904
>>be me
Stopped reading right there m8
>>74823034
Apparently you only troll them late at night, when you have school the next day. Not the best idea.
>>74823132
>>74823128
>>74823128
>>74823103
gays who think threating people with a knife because they are a scared fagot who never scrapped in their life
in your own fucking house too
C.U.C.K.S
>>74823132
you do realize the two sites have homogenized right it's ittedchan now
>>74823136
>this is just incoherent rambling,
No, it isn't. I just did not feel like revising the stream of thought into a more polished form.
>>74820881
>Be Black Roommate
>Friend invites me and m brother over to his house to hang out
>I become interested because I have been considering voting for him
>"fuckin niggers" I hear muttered from upstairs and a "HUMILIATING DEFEAT" coming from Vidya Game
>His roommate comes downstairs
>neckbeard, can tell he hasnt showered in days
>He seems like an awkward weirdo, but try to make him feel welcome in his own home
>"Hey, man heard youre voting for Trump, how could you be so racist!! Lol just kidding man"
>He gives me a blank stare
>Comes back with Kitchen with knife
>What...the fuck....
>"Sorry, I just like to be amred when two black dudes tell me im racist as an introduction, but tell me why is Trump a racist?"
>Better not antagonize this wierdo so I dont have to kill him with my .38 special (live in conceal carry state)
>He upstairs
>Friend invites girls over
>Meet cute asian girl
>She mentions she used to know friend's roommate, was a real cool dude but he tried to get her to go on this wierd anime pedophile website and talk about White Supremacy
>Gets late
>Friend goes upstairs
>Fucks cute asian girl downstairs on couch.
>She asks me to finish in the mountain dew in the fridge, she knows only the roommate drinks it.
>>74823034
No, the fact that you can't recognise the ID and clearly haven't been reading the thread is what makes you illiterate, you retard.
>>74823063
So there were two people saying something that didn't happen? What possible reason could they have for doing that? Obviously one of them hates you enough to call you a baby-killing racist asshole, perhaps they're just trying to ruin your life and get you sent to jail because of that?
>>74823191
I would scrap you in your house and throw you in the scrap pile when I was done.
>>74823201
SVU officially named it redchannit
>>74823265
This didn't happen, niggers don't computah and therefore who was typing post
>>74823270
>perhaps they're just trying to ruin your life and get you sent to jail because of that?
This is also my hypothesis. It worked
>>74822371
were you raped?
>>74819759
>They will perceive you as a psycho.
That's a good thing when it comes to dealing with niggers. If they think you're weak they never leave you alone.
>>74819974
Sometimes you have to, it's too expensive to live on your own in most places unfortunately. You're stuck living with other people, 90% of which are uncooperative shitheads.
>>74823452
hahahahah
>>74820345
>>74818994
This sounds really accurate.
Also sounds like it never happened.
>>74823440
no, rape in jail is mostly a meme
There is lots of fighting though. I roughed some faggot up.
>>74820634
I just watched Bourdain walk around your country. How drunk are you Georgia?
ZANDATSUUUUUU
>>74818904
>>74821627
You also have to behave in a threatening manner. Assault is threat upon a person, verbal or physical. If someone is acting belligerent and approaches you, gets within striking distance, you feel threatened and punch them in the mouth, you are a victim of assault, not them.
>>74823452
This is how I dealt with this an old friend who got addicted to drugs
>be at my house, for the thousandth time, but this time he was bad in addiction (i know im retarded), parents out of town
>My mothers ring goes missing
>I go to his house that night at 2AM
>Literally bust in his rv trailer and rekt him
>Too scared of night attacks to do anything back because he thinks im a psycho
>>74823183
whats the sauce on this?
>>74823396
You're a fucking idiot. You take that to court, there's no way they can prove within a shadow of a doubt that you waved a knife around. It's just two guys with a vendetta against you trying to ruin your life and you get off.
>supports Trump because hes racist
>roomate hates OP so he brings some friends over to scare him
>OP gets shook and pulls a kitchen knife out
>everyone laughs as OP runs to his room like a scared bitch
>post about it here while his roomate and his friends laugh about what just happened in the kitchen
>>74823685
This is correct. Got a knife pulled on me in college, dude got charged with assault. Thats when I learned the difference between the words assault and battery.
>>74823586
Kek'd out loud
>>74823768
If that was the case then OP was right, and in that case the niggers are shhok
>>74818904
kill yourself retard.
>>74823768
The wall just got 10 feet higher.
>>74818994
fpbp
>>74823755
>It's just two guys with a vendetta against you trying to ruin your life and you get off.
I admitted to the cop of brandishing a knife and saying 'im gonna kill you'. What I didn't do was chase after him like he said I did. I didn't know that just holding a knife and saying 'im gonna kill you' is a crime, let alone a felony.
There wasn't really a way I could win
>>74820542
>>74823881
>talking to police
Friend that was the nail in your coffin
>>74823620
I don't drink liquid Jew anymore.
>>74823881
>Talking to cops without an attorney present
>Not knowing the 5th amendment
Must not be white.
>>74823881
>He didn't plead the fifth
Should have killed the niggers that send you to jail.
>>74824178
>>74824216
Fucking this. If he never snitched on himself and shit it would have been hearsay. Also if he would have to ditch the knife, which is extremely easy if he has the time in between him pulling it and cops coming. Any shitty public attorney could have got him off
>Anon is a little wierd
>His enemies wanted to fuck him over and rape him legally
>No knife was even found at the scene your honor, the accusers just know that he carries a pocket knife
>luckily, he had lost it the day before
>you go on the stand with some bullshit story
>reasonable doubt
>acquited
Goddamn OP. Ive gotten out of a DUI for not talking to cops without an attorney present
Y u say be me so much you fucking retarded faggot
>>74818904
So many tards in this thread don't get that this is the correct and alpha reaction. If someone is agressive you have to one up them and show them it's not worth it for them to fuck with you. Are you all pussies? As long as you dont wave the knife around or act like you're gonna use it it's a good reaction.
>>74823881
>I admitted to the cop of brandishing a knife and saying 'im gonna kill you'
So now we return to my first post, in which I called you a retard.
>>74823881
>I didn't know that just holding a knife and saying 'im gonna kill you' is a crime
Are you 18 years old?
>>74822371
>taking plea deals to get out of county
What a fag.
> I'll never be me
>>74820214
> you're a big guy
> so you
>>74826218
my county is the worst jail I've ever been to. I'm not the only one to say this. It's worse than prison, way worse
>>74825839
no, much older
>>74824948
>I called you a retard.
Fuck off cunt
>>74823025
alliance
>>74821181
And why would he want them?
>>74826919
You're a retard
>>74821627
1/1 Anglo heritage
>>74818904
I've been working in campus town all week.
I've seen so many black guys with young pretty white college girls.
It's obvious most of those guys aren't students just from their appearance.
I assume when I see this that their dad was either never in their life, or a worthless little bitch.
No white girl who loves their father and wasn't raised retarded would do such a thing.
>>74827633
lol get over yourself you homo why are so many americans bootyblasted about white girls dating black guys
BIG DEAL
guess what, you can date black women too!
low test faggots imo
>>74818994
Nigger detected
>>74821627
Hello black man.
It's not a felony to arm yourself when approached aggressively.
>>74828473
>you can date black women too!
That's fucking disgusting.
This is me being serious.
If you care about the future of your children or your people, why would you intentionally create an inferior child or add to the cancer?
I'm not going to go kill people for being black, but it's like intentionally having a mentally handicapped child.
It's a form of abuse and it sickens me.
The fact that there are people like you who encourage it or try to act like there's nothing wrong with it makes me sick as well.
>>74822854
Nigger, they came in accusing him of being a racist as an introduction. Arming himself was wise.
Around blacks, never relax. The stats speak for themselves.
>>74823191
Yeah, he should have got a gun.
Some fucking nigger comes in calling me a racist (this often ends in the nigger attacking), I'm arming myself.
>>74818904
>you look a little uncomfortable is there something wrong with our skin color?
>not lying to them
OP get basic social skills down first before having a roommate.
>>74818904
So his worth to his gf is dependant on having black friends?
Ask me how I know his relationship is going to end badly.
>>74818904
stop spamming
>be
>>74818904
>Sorry, I just like to be armed when two black dudes tell me I'm racist as an introduction
DING DING DING SOLD. FUCKING BEAST.
>>74819205
never take it out unless youre going to use it.. you autistic retard
now you have 2 black dudes who will telll other blacks that you pulled a knife on them and youre a kkk member nazi.
sell that knife and buy a gun, you need one now
>>74818904
You know, your pussy roommate's girlfriend was probably not even impressed by any of the events that happened, and probably thinks you're a fucking retard, but I'm sure she still fucked your roommate that night or he watched as his 2 nigger friends railed her with their big black horse cocks.
