What does /pol/ think of weed man Joe Rogan?
Just slightly redpilled it seems but will never really come out about it because he's too mainstream
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5°C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk<---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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>>74795199
He is very semitic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UHb6-RPFBU
>>74795503
Well done sir.
he's more rhan just "weed man" that shit is 5 years ago, he's all about health, science, and comedy.
He has always seemed like a good human being.
His podcasts are some of the best if you like Boston & LA standup/mma/ mens health, etc..
>>74795199
he admits he is a mason. damn shill. proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkzRdrzHQHg
He's cool but the psychedelics and weed circlejerk needs to fucking end. Steve-o was on the show talking about how he got sober and all he did was ask him why he didn't just smoke weed and shit like that.
Indifferent
>>74795199
he needs some Joe Rogaine
>>74795503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esvn7NgTq4Q
kek'd pretty hard on this one
>>74796994
JUST FROM THE THUMBNAIL I KNOW THAT'S MY NIGGA STEVEN ANDERSON
I GOTTA SEE THIS
>>74795311
>defends Amy Schumer
>red pilled.
Lay off the syrup, maple nigger
Woke as fuck
>>74798350
you know that was an impression of our man Alex right?
He argues like a liberal.
>>74795199
Entertaining comedian, but little more than that
>>74795199
He's quite dumb really. Its a shame because he gets some interesting guests but he isn't a good interviewer.
He also tends to get stuck on the latest story he found on twitter and repeat it over and over again, I stopped listening after he brought up operation northwood for the 30th time
He's filled with white guilt and thinks he's much more intelligent than he is.
>>74795503
And the Toppest Kek of The Year Award goes to: (*drumroll*) ....... OP!!!
>>74799179
Do girls dress like this on purpose?
I feel like they want to get fucked when they dress like this, or at least get off on tempting us.
>>74800165
>or at least get off on tempting us.
Well, now that you've finally figured out the obvious, we can work on your hair and nails.
>>74800165
Yes, they know what they're doing. Leggings make their asses look better than they actually are, and all girls want to be hot. If you're somewhat attractive and get caught staring it just boosts their confidence
>>74795199
Pretentious douche
Hes ok though.
Hes political views this election cycle is something like
He wants Bernie to win because of what he represents. He thinks Hillary is very corrupted uninspiring and passionless and he thinks trump is going to win.
>>74795199
>5'8"
