I have studied and observed americans for a large portion of my life. I have read books about americans, seen documentaries about americans and even traveled to America to observe the americans in their natural habitat.
If you wish to know more about americans and the american way of life then today is your lucky day. I will answer your question and also educate you with pictures I made that describe the different types of americans known to man today.
Ask away!
What is your record of cocks sucked in an hour?
>>74768616
do you just post this everyday? has your forced maymay caught on yet?
>>74768771
>>74768791
Ahhh look it is the /pol/ variant. Be vary when interacting with this variant. Anyway, still waiting for serious questions.
/ America-expert
>>74768616
Post the one where everyone is shitting their pants
>>74768616
Yet you can't even capitalize America(n).
>>74768616
NOBODY BELIEVES YOU, FAGGOT
SAGE
>>74768616
What time is it?
>>74769093
>Post the one where everyone is shitting their pants
It sounds like you are referring to the burger stain variant. This variant sometimes have special walking powers and command a high level of respect in american society.
where did you get your degree in american expertise?
in other words: sauce pls, this looks hilarius
>>74768616
Why are Americans who have never fought in the military so obsessed with waging war against countries for the most silliest of reasons?
l've seen plenty of deluded trumpfags on this board thinking they're going to war with Mexico because of some non violent illegal immigrants once trump takes over.
Is it to compensate for their small NEET rocks, or some illness that runs deeper into their Psyche?
>>74769552
>where did you get your degree in american expertise? in other words: sauce pls, this looks hilarius
If you are referring to the pictures, I made them myself. Making them is not a demanding feat when you have the high level of America expertise I have.
I have always been interested in americans, their way of life and culture. I have gathered my knowledge by reading about americans, watching documentaries about them and by traveling to their country to observe them in their natural habitat.
The goal of this thread is not to offend but to spread awareness and let my fellow poltards peek inside the mysterious and puzzling window that is american culture.
>>74769574
>Why are Americans who have never fought in the military so obsessed with waging war against countries for the most silliest of reasons?
American identity is largely made up by their status and place in the world. Americans like to see view themselves as warrior, always ready to save the world.
For further information on the subject I recommend the documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 by the eminent Michael Moore.
>>74769929
very nice job then. i admire your enthusiasm and the passion for the cause of yours. youre making world a better place. keep up the great work
in other words: goddamit youre hilarious senpai, post more
also, where is the american patritocism and """"nationalsm"""" coming from, since american people are only descendants of european citizens of many ethnicities, who left the old continent, because nobody here liked them
The cyborg variant. This is the most common type of american today.
>>74768616
Kek, like anyone cares what some coal burning beta male from the laughing stock of Europe thinks.
The British are our designated shit talkers since they are like our brothers. Sweden, we don't even want to be associated with you and you need to stay away from our Country and stop trying to be funny on pol. The only time people laugh at Swedes is when your claim you're men. You're truly one of the most disgusting people on the planet. May god guide the hand of the mud shits in removing the evil of Sweden from Europe and the world.
>>74771184
Hello my burger friend. Which variant are you?
>>74770630
>coming from, since american people are only descendants of european citizens of many ethnicities, who left the old continent, because nobody here liked them
It's funny when ants try to bash on the divine. You're just jealous that Americans have more European heritage than Europe at this point kek.
Hope you enjoy watching your sons and daughter die at the hands of muslims while you cuckoldpost on pol like a loser.
>>74771337
I'm not a nigger with a blonde beta fetish so don't get your hopes up little girl.
Have you already offered your wife to black Americans?
>>74771579
They offer themselves kek. Can't let their sluts hog all the nigger dick to themselves.
>>74771184
>>74771483
>He takes the bait
>>74771646
http://czechcuckold.tumblr.com/
Found your blog lmao
>>74771431
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>>74771483
>I'm not a nigger with a blonde beta fetish so don't get your hopes up little girl.
Thats not what I asked. Anyhow, do not be so defensive and upset. I only aim to educate, not to rile you americans up.
You should be grateful I am here to spread the joy of american culture to fellow /pol/ posters. Come to think of it, you should thank me.
>>74771698
>>74769929
>The goal of this thread is not to offend but to spread awareness
I was wondering what the fuck 'concern trolling' meant. I think this is it?
The eater variant. Most americans have some of the eater variant in them to a certain degree.
>>74771735
Canada, at least Sweden has a history. Your country is just full of pussy white dudes and women who come to America to get real dick.
>>74771896
>You should be grateful I am here to spread the joy of american culture to fellow /pol/ posters. Come to think of it, you should thank me.
Nobody is glad that your people still breath. Shit, you can't even defend yourself on pol without the help of the Unified Cuckold Squad. Hey bro, at least you aren't Canadian.
>>74772100
>>74772262
Nice try cuck
>>74768616
gr8 b8 tho
>>74768616
How many cocks have you sucked today?
>>74768616
>I have studied and observed americans for a large portion of my life.
Walmart let you build your shed in their parking lot?
>>74772039
nooo, hes just trolling while pretending concerened trolling, hh
>>74772258
>Shit, you can't even defend yourself on pol
I am not trying to defend myself. I am trying to have a civil discussion about americans and american culture. You should participate rather than being all offended and upset.
I am not hateful against americans, some of my best friends are americans.
>>74772358
>>74772414
Damn, the patriots finally showed up. Now the Swede and Canadian are going to think they have a shot at some sweet American alpha dick.
>>74772525
Please speak to me in English and not in pathetic power bottom tongue. Muslims might understand it but we don't.
>>74771847
american please, you dont even know about the real shit
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Other_World_Kingdom
>>74772348
>>74772414
>>74772358
>>74772471
Look at the american in this photo, he is literally preferring death over eating a salad. Can you see this shit? This is why I am needed here. American culture needs to be explained in a context that the rest of the world can understand. See me as a bridge between your world and our world, I am not your enemy, I am not here to anger you.
>>74772710
Kek, I'm done talking to your cuckold ass. I gave you a little attention because I felt bad for you being a Czech and all but I didn't expect you to try and bond with me like a faggot...
>>74768616
we need more of these, can you make some of non-fat people like white trash trailer lot people and stuff like that
>>74772745
You suck at hockey
>>74772619
>Please speak to me in English and not in pathetic power bottom tongue
Bottom? I only wish to get the bottom of the big unanswered questions regarding american culture like. Like why your people prefer death over salad.
Again, I am not your enemy.
>>74772785
look at this swede, how cucked he is. It's not uncommon for beta males to lash out at the alphas for attention
>>74773079
>I only wish to get the bottom
I bet you do Swedeboi
enjoy becoming a Muslim nation cuckboy
>>74772899
cool mate, thanks for the entertainment
>>74773215
Translation: WHERE DA BIG BLACK DICKS AT
>>74772710
wtf does a BDSM country need police courts and currency for
AMERICA HAS WON THIS THREAD LIKE WE WIN EVERYTHING.
Europeans on suicide watch.
Bump for butthurt amerifats
>>74773127
>>74773160
Why are you guys so easily riled up and silly? Despite being an america-expert, that is something that I never was able to figure out.
>>74773462
Butthurt? Faggot, we won this thread.
>>74773265
so it could probably call itself a country, to feel relevant. but also in a satirical way. we, czechs, love satire
>>74773488
Why are you guys so pathetic and easily dominated by Muslims? Because god made you that way kek. Even God hates Swedes.
>>74773531
Just go away, you're not even clever like the other cucks.
AMERICA HAS WON THIS THREAD. ALL KEKS LEAVE
Dat ass tho boi
>>74773512
>Butthurt? Faggot, we won this thread.
You actually do sound a bit butthurt. Butthurt is the corner stone of american culture so it does not surprise me one bit, being an america-expert and all.
/ America-Expert
I know what else you have been watching Sven (;
>>74773488
Because when we are attacked we stand up for ourselves, unlike your country that's be shlonged by middle eastern cock.
>>74768616
The social justice warrior variant. Something happens when an american get higher education, despite previous variant and form it will morph into the SJW-variant shortly after attending college studies.
>>74773741
iT'S NOT BUTTHURT, IT'S THE SOUND OF WINNING.
I know that's a foreign concept to a nation of fuck dolls for the Muslim world.
>>74770745
I almost spilled my drink
>>74773960
Careful, wouldn't want Ahmed to stone you for spilling his seed upon the earth
>>74773891
This I can agree with. USA is being cucked by the left and we have one hope left
>>74773917
>iT'S NOT BUTTHURT, IT'S THE SOUND OF WINNING.
No, I am pretty sure its just butthurt bro.
>>74770320
>Americans like to see view themselves as warrior, always ready to save the world.
>implying that any of our wars after WWII were truly the will of the people and not just politicians wars.
I'd say that a good 80% of Americans really don't want to go to war with anyone.
>>74773609
congratu-fucking-lations
>>74773079
>that .webm
sure, that fat bitch needs to eat some veggies, but i agree with her there. brussels sprouts are fucking disgusting
>>74774104
Because you don't know what winning sounds like. I explained this in the last post. Your schools should teach you english instead of arabic and cuck.
>>74774154
Thank you czech chimp. Didn't think animals could have manners.
Stop posting in this thread
>>74769929
I haven't seen my son in 200 years. It's nice to see how he's doing. He never has time for his old dad. The last time he bothered to make contact he sent a peculiar little coloured man, probably a homosexual, to come spouting some rubbish about remaining in the EU or something of the sorts. Wish him well from his old man
>>74774238
it's called an education
>>74774290
No, this is how we bond with our little sisters in Europe.
>>74774290
agreed, this whole things is a massive b8
>>74770630
>who left the old continent, because nobody here liked them
>who left because they were not afraid to go
fixed
>>74774359
Between sucking off arabs and forcing your daughters to have their babies how do you even have time for school?
Very good at multitasking for apes. Then again, your bull is probably typing this shit out for you.
>>74770630
>literally braging about your lack of pride
what an enlightened european "man" you are
>he let the bantz get to him
>>74772785
This is hilarious trolling. Thumbs up.
How can I overcome my overwhelming urges for burgers? My roommate and I spend at least an hour a day planning on what kind of burger to eat and where to get them. Burgers easily take up about 25% of my life.
>>74774677
Apu the street shitting Europe worshiper.
Truly pathetic.
>>74774892
>Being anti burger
How are those burger free zones working out for you? Fuck off to Canada
>>74774583
all the 4 immigrants in this country are certainly pretty busy
>>74775053
They are busy? Raping your children shouldn't take up that much time, it's not like they were raised to fight back kek.
kul tråd, mannen. 10/10 kekade
>>74775177
>this coming from the guy whos country has a massive black on white crime problem
Americans are so delusional its funny.
>>74774892
>How can I overcome my overwhelming urges for burgers?
I understand this is a tough predicament. You are in a position where you have to choose between burgers or skipping them and being viewed as unamerican and ultimately shunned from society.
Try to eat them more sparsely, but still eat enough burgers to blend in with your countrymen.
I SURE DO LIKE TO WACK MY WILLY
COME ON SING WITH ME
WILLY WACK WILLY
Swedish expert, why is that Americans can't handle banter? Is there any biochemical explanation for that or something else?
>>74772525
Ayyy lmao, it's wetbreasts.
>>74775255
Håll till godo!
>>74775492
You should probably go easy on that burger. He seems a bit young and new and probably do not know his way around the banter yet. Americans are normally easy to rile up but not like this.
Offer him a peace burger. It is an old american tradition that replaced the native peace pipe.
>>74768616
why they so fat and why only in the USA you see this fat scooters
>>74770745
Niggaahh
Now this is what I call autism
>>74775550
most Americans can handle it - you guys are just triggering a few sensitive faggots cause the banter is hitting a little too close to home for them
>>74775767
>>74775177
i chose bacon burger for some extra cholesterol. do you think its going to be appreciated?
![20130723-bacon-weave-food-lab-burger-step-by-step-26[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J4M8K4w.jpg "20130723-bacon-weave-food-lab-burger-step-by-step-26[1].jpg")
>>74776077
shit, forgot it, here it is
>>74774911
>>74775550
Very good question! America-experts and scientists have only recently started to research this matter. Early studies suggest that burgers contain butthurt-particles that disable their ability to critically self-reflect upon themselves.
And as you know, americans consume extremely large numbers of burgers which results in massive butthurt on a national scale.
>>74770320
>Michael Moore.
look I dislike modern American and the Obama administration just as much as the next guy, but
>Michael Moore
seriously or bait?
>>74768616
So I was wondering why do Americans think shitting themselves in public is perfectly acceptable?
I have plenty of American friends, and when I asked them about the pants pooping in American culture they suddenly became very defensive, claiming it is perfectly normal and acceptable to poop in your pants if you are too busy to find a loo at the moment, plus you can always clean up later.
"If you gotta go you gotta go" they said
I have had this discussion with at least 6 Americans I know personally and they all find this socially acceptable.
My goal is not to offend or rile you up but to spread awareness and spark a serious discussion about this problem. You need to take this issue seriously and you should thank me for taking the time to spread awareness.
Any info that explains this phenomena would be greatly appreciated, thanks Swebro.
>>74768616
why do americans like to shit in their pants? are they secret indians?
>>74768791
He's swedish man, it's not like he can go out and get laid or have fun, instead he has to prep the bull then shitpost on /pol/ to try and get attention. A sad life really.
>>74776743
Indian genes. We got confused when asked to compare dots and feathers.
>>74775839
In american culture it is encourage to be fat, being fat is in fact the sure sign of a patriot and true american. An american is too busy worrying about eating too healthy or taking care of himself, he is too busy living the american dream and doing american things.
>>74777090
can you tell me the average length of american penis? i've heard its highly variable according to the amount of fat on the specimen. They have weird measurements and are often highly dishonest!
>>74769574
Because those fucking beaners come into our country illegally, riot and break shit that is part of an infrastructure they didn't help pay to build, all while waving the flag of their country and burning ours. That's what invasions look like, because if they really didn't like it here they would leave. But no, they would rather just ruin it for everyone else. You know why? Because Mexicans are fucking sub-human.
>>74776852
>>74776743
A lot of questions regarding the burger stains phenomenon today, I can see why as it is one of the most puzzling parts of american culture to an outsider.
To illustrate my points I would like to introduce you to Bob Burgerstains. Bob is a proud american, when people pass him by they nod respectfully and make way so Bob's impressive figure can pass them by. Bob has earned this respect.
For in american culture it is deeply rooted to poo your pants, pooing your pants in public will let other americans know that you are too busy grabbing life by the horns than to worry about where you crap. Just look at Bob, thats one american who has A LOT of bigger things going on in his life than to worry about the loo.
>>74777333
>can you tell me the average length of american penis?
>>74777090
My fellow Americans and /pol/ browsers, I request a moment of attention. Please remember that we are all different, and some of us are not as great as others. But we must set aside our feelings and work as on autonomous unit. This board was meant to unite us together, not divide. And together we will stand against Jew run media, and rise ourselves to the top. This fighting amongst each other is a waste of time, and only divides us. That is all I wanted to say, have a good day my friends, and may God guide us through these grim times.
I don't care about shitposts as long as they are political. But come on. This is clearly a goddamn fetish thread. I thought we were better than that. Didn't we used to ban furries?
>>74769929
I've only met 2 fat Americans, (but I've never been to America) is this because they exceed weight limits for planes?
>>74777090
Imagine doing some anal in dat butt
Only a true patriot grabbing life by it's horns can accomplish to mate with that female specimen ,since the use of military grade equipment is needed.
And for that you need a true American.
>>74778039
Eat less.
>>74770745
GOLDEN HAHAHA
>>74768616
thanks for your thread OP. it was a nice distraction to run to from studying. keep making these infographics in the future. i hope ill find more of them, when i wander to /pol again
>>74771698
>>74771910
I feel sorry for you if you think thats real
>>74768616
If you have ever been to America you would realize the stereotype of the fat and lazy American is a Europoor lie. Those are the welfare queens and low life's that everyone in this country hates, and they will be cast out as well when the god-emperor rises to power.
>>74776247
Looks good to me, you'd probably enjoy it with less burger and more cock though.
>>74780553
I feel sorry that you have to live in denial to cope with the fact that you love brown dick.
>>74780940
We've already won the thread bro, don't waste your breath on these he bitches.
>>74772060
The eternal Anglo guy is funnier. Step your game up, Sven.
All these cucks who have never been to the moon trying to hate on us, too good.
Even our niggers are more accomplished than most of Europe.
>>74780553
This one is, though.
>essentially a fat hate thread
I'm okay with this.
>>74769353
Designated shitting Walmarts
>>74770745
Toplel
>>74781636
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>>74781337
>>74780940
>>74781650
Guys. This thread is all about spreading awareness and letting people from other cultures take a look into the strange window that is american culture. Do not hate. Appreciate.
I am even going to post an american 10/10 grill to lighten you guys up. Easen up now lads.
>>74770745
Fucking hell LMAO
>>74781466
>Won the thread
Kill yourself you whiny faggot. Learn to take some banter
>>74776743
This pasta always gets me, but phenomena is plural
A phenomenon
Many phenomena
I havent left my basement in a while. Are there any asian americans yet
>>74777917
Oh perfect this is a great illustratation of an American showing affection!
In this picture the American is disposing his precious eaten food on the floor before mating.
This is very common during the spring they call it "Spring break".
In this mating season the average American consumes alot of food and alchol in order to attract a mate.
Once a mate has been located the wild American disposes the food on the ground and silently awais the mating partner before getting mounted.
>>74783870
source? who's she?
>>74785828
>she
>>74772525
that's not very progressive of you Sven.
>>74781466
>We've already won the thread bro, don't waste your breath on these he bitches.
We are only here to spread awareness of Americans so one communicates in proper way with one when you encounter one!
This is purely educational sir.
Oh shit its this swede again this is gonna be fun
>>74777671
how long is it acceptable for an american to leave the poop in the pants before his peers will comment on his smell? are we talking hours? days?
also thank you for your sacrifice brave sven, we truly need someone to close the gap in culture between the shadow lands and europe
