Reposting this shite from earlier. It's the Angrybirds review from Spokane WA.
>>74757347
Spokane? As in spoke to Cain?
>>74757655
This reviewer is a fucking problem... Shes problematic...
>>74757347
ha.
triggered.
>>74757347
>angry birds
>upset its about angry birds
why do women have a tendency to be so downright stupid?
>movie doesn't follow current culture trends
INSTANT
BAD
MOVIE
I'm 100% willing to support this film (not the game though)
>>74757347
>>74758213
I honestly wasn't going to go see it till I saw this particular review.
>most players assume the birds are female because their genders are never stated in the game
made me rage slightly
>their matching birds in the game are not gendered, and so most players simply assumed they're female
>>74758433
>>74758618
what is she smoking? does this look female to you?
Most websites are giving this movie bad reviews while trying to hide their political motivations as to why.
>Watching Angry Birds, it's hard not to draw mental comparisons to this year's vastly superior animal film Zootopia. Not just because they both deal with issues of belonging--though Zootopia message of inclusiveness is the opposite of Angry Birds affirmation of xenophobia.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-angry-birds-movie-review/1100-6440035/
>>74758433
Kek, this is the purest for of female solipsism I have seen.
>I feel X
>that means most people feel X
>>74758908
Hey, it could be
>>74758618
right?
So i did some looking and found her...
>>74759133
lol
>A self-professed idiot male, clouded by hormonal rage, is going to save the world? I don't think so. There's a reason why no one else has tried to float such a notion before in movies. Let's hope we never see it again.
>>74757347
the inlander is an alt-weekly and alt-weeklies are basically just concert listings and bar/restaurant advertorial breaking up page after page of ads.
let's keep this in perspective. it's not exactly the london review of books
>tfw you spend some time on /pol/ and it's literally like they live and you see the culture of critique everywhere
>>74757347
>triggering intensifies
>>74759727
True dat, but its so goddamn pervasive up here. The articles are so heavy handed politically and the paper is free too. Everyone reads it.
>Here's a letter to the editor from today:
Bad Inlander Dear Inlander, shame on you for helping transform a once beautiful city with a good value base into a Detroit-like parasitic hellhole that celebrates criminal illegal aliens, homeless bums, worthless bicycle lanes, blight, and wealth re-distribution. And faithfully comes the Inlander every week with its usual anti-white, pro-homosexual, anti-conservative social engineering absurdity that helped drive out law-abiding middle-class citizens from the interior of the city leaving a majority fatherless welfare voting demographic that elects a Marxist dictatorship of a city council further driving out businesses and remaining good citizens with values. Shame on you, Inlander.
oh my...
>>74757347
Fucking TRIGGERED
where do newspapers get idiots like her?
>>74757347
The author actually lives in London and she writes for papers across the country and shit.
Also, the article is so incredibly heavy handed on the male anger justification angle that there's no substance to the review. I have no idea what the movie is about, or why, other than that the author really thinks it's about politics.
Even in an allegorical animated kids movie, leftists still think it's "xenophobic" to not want someone invading your land and stealing your eggs.
The ride never ends lads.
>>74760724
why is an author based in london writing for a paper on the other side of the planet?
>>74760724
exactly, the "review" is so pointless for the reader, we haven't been informed, it's just a weird opinion piece that hasn't got substance!
>>74757347
It was a good movie, i liked it
Imagine living a life where you interpret a children's movie as a politically charged affront.
>>74760929
Because it fits the Inlander's super-liberal perspective...
Sometimes it feels like I'm living in satire here in Spokandy-Land...
>>74757655
No like spoke can
I just noticed that this publication doesn't look like a real newspaper
it's free, isn't it
>>74761624
Yup a commie propaganda rag... freeeeeee
>>74760724
You should write the editors of the paper and tell them
>>74757347
>someone doesn't like the Angry Birds movie
Uh-oh. I don't take kindly to people who don't Turd with the Birds.
>>74757347
>A FUCKING RED MALE
>>74757347
hi
dustfucker
appleshagger
eastyfag
dustdevil
>>74757347
>>74757347
it's just this fag
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/about-2
>>74762170
>berg
>>74757347
Wasn't it the number one grossing film that weekend?
Gotta love Spokompton
>>74759879
>>74757347
This bitch is aware there are angry females too right??
Angry female birds even?
>all male creative team
>I fucking doubt it
And so fucking what? Movie was destined to tank no matter what gender worked on it.
>>74760361
>letter to the editor
That is fucking savage, surprised they published it.
>>74762740
it hasn't tanked, it's already made more than double its investment
>>74762249
#everyfuckingtime.
>>74760929
How else will pajeet take ALL the jobs
>>74757347
What a stupid cunt. This adds to my theory that the immigrant crisis was purposely engineered by women to fuck over men. Angela Merkel literally stated in 2010 that multiculturalism was a major threat to western civilisation and then a few years later decided to open the floodgates to millions of immigrants. Its in a woman's nature to fuck with their men and take the sides of the invaders, even if it means subverting civilisation. Women were never supposed to have the vote. Women were never supposed to be able to write articles such as this. The fact that shit's gotten to the point just demonstrates even further how cucked we are as western men.
>MEN: suppress your instincts and feelings, never feel angry or masculine
>WOMEN: embrace your femininity, this way you will achieve true equality
Cats are dogs
>>74757347
>It's cute that
Do they not know Tumblrisms dont equate good sarcasm in the real world?
>>74758618
well the birds are angry their eggs are stollen
that's the whole plot so it stands to reason that someone could come to that conclusion
>>74762893
So this dumb cunt is wrong, and people did want to see angry males or angry birds in general?
and and.. she's just beinging allowed to walk around smugly thinking her feminazi bullfuck is correct?
Jesus...
>>74757347
>Complaining about gender in a movie review
>>74764134
>flat out claims males have no right to be angry
>>74758247
I watched the film today at the theatre and noticed the description in that collage is a bit misleading.
>>74757347
The face of the enemy.
>>74757347
>movies never depict male anger as a good thing
>every war movie ever in which we beat le ebil nazis was depicting male anger defeating hitler
>blue ruin is a revenge story...I mean..there are tons of revenge stories in movies where "justice is served"
>you think the male characters in any of those fantasy movies beat the evil orcs without anything other than anger?
This is all ignoring the fact that it's based on a game called ANGRY birds.
>>74762170
>fucking Goldberg
>>74757347
the projection is astounding. its a psychologists wet dream
Not a single movie review talks about anything but the politics. They all say Zootopia is a better film because it's message was inclusive. Christ, if that is all being offered, why not watch German propaganda?
>>74757347
>it is a kids movie
>should I review it based on its humour and the reactions of children to it
>nah lol feminism
fucking feminists holy shit
they must be all put under heavy fucking medication for that shit because they are fucked in the head
>Angry Birds becomes this generation's Birth of a Nation/Triumph of the Will
>>74758247
Stop posting this meme because it's fucking retarded.
>>74764442
>>74766372
toppest of kek's
>>74766409
Is this one better?
>>74765745
You are correct.
I lost my sides on almost every sentence.
>>74766622
Yes because at least it doesn't make wild and extremely vague assumptions about shit that JUST HAPPENED long after the movie was in development.
>taking a movie about a free mobile phone game serious
the game is called angry birds. So you'd think the main characters are, in fact, angry birds. And in the game pigs steal their eggs for whatever reasons, and surprise! in the movie the same thing happens.
>>74761380
That is why /pol/ likes this movie
I saw it yesterday
It deserves 1 star but not for the "politics"
>>74757347
>most assume they are female
what about their female birds game?
>>74763354
So, why such rejection of the immigrants which think like you about women???
>>74766946
>>most assume they are female
What an absolute baseless assumption. Everyone I knew either never thought about the gender or just assumed they were male. Same with the pigs.
>>74767575
I don't agree with him on women but I can still understand why it's retarded to want anti science economically retarded people who will drag your country back to the Stone Age to move to your homelands.
Separate issues.
>>74757347
I love how -angry- this movie is making people.
>>74763704
Male birds also take care of eggs
>>74757347
that is fucking insane, its like the other was so angry they couldn't exactly pick out what points to go after and in what order so it is just tangentially everywhere
>>74767575
oh mexico, I wouldn't expect you to understand
It wasn't even a bad movie
>>74766265
well I think the film is definitely grasping at ideas beyond most children and honestly more adults are seeing 'kids movies' than children proportionally. Its part of societies degradation no doubt but the director knew there'd be a wider audience then children. At the same time its great that its so frustrating for feminists and libcucks whose children will beg them to go see it.
I don't undersatnd OP article. Either my reading comprehension is abysmal or I have no clue what that fucktard is trying to write about in that half-page of rambling.
>>74768482
You have to get inside the head of a feminist to understand.
>>74757655
SPO-CAN.
>>74767788
you could say it's left their self control to the birds :^)
>>74762740
>Movie was destined to tank no matter what gender worked on it.
Why do you still exist? Doesn't Hulk Hogan own your shitty company now?
>>74757347
> male fury
It's a fucking movie about Angry Birds. This is why woman shouldn't have been given the vote
I am from sweden.
I have add, tons of energy, train MMA, jog everyday.
Since I was a kid, old nasty women social workers and psychiatrist has tried to drug away all those nasty masculine urges and traits.
Lel people wonder why i'm glad to see niggers and arabs destroy the swedish people and its domesticated faggy race.
>>74759173
ha.
a person actually from the area would never hold the point of view expressed in this piece.
>>74757347
> movie called ANGRY birds
> complains about the birds being angry
Top kek
>>74757347
Feminists hate it and it's a huge hit in the box office... coincidence?
>>74762740
>Movie was destined to tank
Number 1 debut on the box office says otherwise
>>74757347
>"Why don't men act like women at all times always? I mean... I just... ugh! I can't even!"
>>74757347
>old retired feminist who lives on her husband's 401k has nothing better to do but find "meninist" plots in everyhting
>>74757347
>I went and saw this movie called angry birds, and all the birds were ANGRY for some reason! Totally unbelievable! I give this movie a 1/10
10/10
>>74768936
Imagine what's going to happen with the new Ghostbusters movie.
It will be like another shoah.
>>74762170
>Goldberg
>>74757347
>movie is called Angry Birds
>upset that the lead character is angry
>>74768936
is that an angry bird next to the idiot box?
>>74769598
It's a Proofster.
>>74757347
These bitches got $80k after being arrested for making out in a grocery store. If they were a straight couple they would have paid fines.
>>74765983
Underrated as fuck
>>74759173
>Sex with your knees
I'm sorry what?
>>74769571
No, it's because it's an angry MALE.
There's absolutely no way they'd be complaining if it were called "Angry birds" and it were about about women
>>74759173
From New York City now living in cuckistan. Well there's a surprise
>>74769792
Tbf no one arrests straight couples for kissing in public.
Old childless shrew with glasses
every goddamn time
>>74757347
>A self-professed idiot male, clouded by hormonal rage, is going to save the world? I don't think so.
>There is a reason why no one else has tried to float such a notion before in movies?
Fucking what??!!! Has this cunt even seen a movie before? This is literally every super hero movie ever.
Jesus christ, people like this are being payed actual money to write this shit.
https://twitter.com/maryannjohanson
>>74757347
Saw the movie with my girlfriend last night. Was boring as shit but this review is hilariously stupid.
How the fuck anyone could find this movie offensive is insane to me.
>>74757347
There was no chance I was going to see it till all the leftist butthurt started and then I thought maybe you guys are right about it.
>>74757347
Just booked five tickets for my little cousins to go see this movie. Not even taking them, my aunty is. Just wanted to contribute to the healthy growth of the young ones in my family.
Convinced them that Frozen is a shite movie too.
>>74757347
Kek. I'm going to see this movie in a few hours.
>>74757347
Looks like a perfect score to me.
>>74757347
There is no fucking way that's an actual "newsarticle".
Switch the genders and you instantly lose your job because
>muh soggy knees
>>74759879
>>74770734
When you're properly trained/brainwashed into always being the victim you can find anything offensive to you.
>>74770459
If they are making out in a grocery store and told to stop by a police officer and don't comply then sure they do. Most couples stop and behave themselves once called out but not lesbonazis.
>>74770786
Better be quick, they'll be genocided by coons soon enough. South Africa is going down the shitter
>>74757655
spoken
>>74757347
tl;dr
>angry birds doesn't have a plot
It does if you watch the cutscenes you dumb cunt
>>74758433
one bird lays an egg i think
My god that was a REEEView. Almost cringed from all the angst and loaded wording.
The movie should have gone the Angry Menopause route
>>74762170
> We know the pigs are the bad guys in the game...
That's literally the entirety of the game's plot. The one thing the movie had to do to be faithful to the game's plot was have the birds and the pigs be at war
>>74771105
we will be alright, we all have european passports. Get flown outta here by our perspective embassies if anything too harsh starts to go down.
>>74759879
They Meme
>>74757347
Jesus H Christ. How do people like this live day to day? Is there nothing they can't make about identity politics?
>>74767788
> Movie is called Angry Birds
> Pisses of feminists
>the fat of the world is up to idiots like me
Dude...
>>74771268
is this pro or anti white? I can't tell. either way you guys are ultra-cucked if even kids shows are poking fun at you.
>>74771743
I guarantee she could dump a bag of flour out on a table and write an article about how it represents white privilege.
>see the way it spreads and takes over the indigenous non flour particles on the table
>>74771268
Holy shit that's some cuck shit
PIGGED.COM
>>74772231
It's pro-bird, they use the girl bird as bait, then bomb the pigs.
>>74766622
>>74758247
STAY WOKE
>>74762170
>BERG
>EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>74757347
>can you think of the last movie you saw - or even heard about- that was about men who are angry... and this is a positive thing?
I CAN'T WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE, I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING BUT I JUST WON'T WAKE UP
>>74757347
why is it only now that we realize this was based all along
>>74770694
Kek this.
>>74766409
>>74766874
>just a coincidence goy
This reads like some fucking satire
>most people assume the birds are female
>>74757347
Feminists are simply trying to turn the 'hormonal women on their period' card against us. It's more gender warrior bullshit, who cares, move on.
>>74757655
SPOOK-CAN
>WE
>>74761939
OH my lawds. Underrated lol.
>>74757347
> a self-professed idiot male
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>74757347
>read up to where it mentions "all-male creative team"
I know where this is headed :^)
>>74759173
Would ravage.
>>74757347
>in the real world red would be seen as delusional. but here, he's right!
In what fucking sense is being skeptical "delusional"?
>men have no right to be angry
Fuck off, cunt.
>>74760929
because Jewish nepotism.
>>74762170
>we know the pigs are evil
>but you know what's worse? is that we expect them to be evil!
>>74771563
>European passports
I have some bad news for you pal....
Joking aside, if you go somewhere like Hungary or Poland you should be ok.
>>74773627
>>74759173
>alternative weekly publications
yeah I kinda figured
she probably writes or wishes she wrote for the stranger
>>74760361
It's beautiful.
>[he] is an outcast in his community [...] We [should] apparenly [...] feel sorry for him [...]
"We should ostracise people who are different or who act unconventional, praise diversity!"
>>74762170
>Goldberg
>>74759173
thats a kikess if ive ever seen one
>>74768790
Sounds like shit, man. Can't wait until they all drop dead.
we should meme Trump into watching attending a showing of angry birds with Baron
>>74757347
Tfw i just left seattle and staying in spokane to head back to the glorious motherland of PA. I missed muh guns and these fuckin hippies get annoying after a while.
>>74771268
The fate that awaits all Muslim racemixers.
>>74771745
underrated
>>74772613
>not PORKED.COM
anon pls
>>74766874
That would bring up an interesting point. What scenario is the best?
1. Pretending development time isn't a thing, if the movie was based on recent events?
2. This stuff has been building up a long time, so even without being a direct response to it, it was a general idea that they were going for that happens to be right?
3. The dozens of references that line are actually all 100% coincidences, and real life is now so shit it parodies a cartoon? Being a human capable of thought is looked down on by the public in case you hurt someone's feelings, being mindless retard with no value is praised, and promoting self-destruction by turning a blind eye to obvious aggressors and rewarding them for being shit people while trying to wipe out anyone who has common sense and refuses?
Some of the meme images here have a few stretches, but there are far too many explicit things to all be absolute coincidences. Not only that, even outside of /pol/ where people have that stuff on the mind already, tons of others are seeing those themes too, albeit they think they're bad.
I can agree that they probably didn't specifically make scenarios in the movie to line up with things that already happened due to the time involved, but that leaves that they predicted these kinds of things happening, or they came up with cartoon ideas that seemed outlandish and they still managed to be accurate thanks to how shit the world is now.
>>74772950
WE WUZ KANGS N SHEEIT
>>74757347
>johanson
around swedes, get ready to bleed
>>74774668
>yfw Trump retweets taking his family to go see the movie
>yfw sales skyrocket as Trump supporters see it their sworn duty to see it too
>yfw Rovio makes a Trump-based edition where you crash into Muslim and Mexican pigs
>yfw meme magic does it again
>>74761380
kek, Ben Garrison drew Trigglypuff
>>74774720
that a G3?
good taste anon
>>74757347
That's it. I'm triggered so hard in gonna spend money on this now. Reality is slipping away. Not as much over here but it's getting there
>>74757347
is this real life?
>>74775215
>To be atheist is to be redpilled
Most atheists are pretty bluepilled though
Nationalism and religion just don't mix anymore. Unless we all convert to Russian Orthodoxy, Christianity is too cucked to come back. There will never be another DEUS VULT Crusade.
>>74774668
I tried but I'm a nobody
>>74757347
>(Sean Penn)
WTF ITS OUR BELGIAN HERO
CRUSHER OF SPANISH LEFTIST CUNTS
They fear the male anger. Rightfully.
>>74770145
Thought the same.
Is there something I'm missing out on?
Or is that some amputee specific shit?
>>74775656
Sean Penn is a cucked leftist that defended the destruction of Venezuela by Chavez and Maduro.
Goes to show that kikes will do anything for a dollar.
>>74775803
He will do just about anything for underage poon.
>>74770694
This. Not only limited to super hero movies, countles action movies are literally "angry white male saves the day".
>>74757347
Gotta be a troll review.
>>74759173
Hi Kevin!!!!
Seriously
>sex with knees?
Please explain
>>74775868
Michael Moore, Sean Penn and Dennis Rodman now have to go to 3rd world countries for underage sex. Pedowood kicked those guys out of their club so now they have to go international.
> goldberg
> /pol/ is right again
>>74771563
By then, Europe is going to be worse. I'd start looking into NZ passports.
>>74757347
Post falls Idaho here
Fuck you spoken you are a trash city.
Full of child molesting meth junkies.
You cuck's also have that stupid bitch Rachel dolza or whatever her fucking dindu name was.
>>74776070
WUZ
>>74761380
>Trigglypuff
Ben confirmed for /pol/ browser
If the main characters were female this movie would have been universally praised as a feminist milestone
I can see the headlines now about "righteous female anger" and its "clever, scathing indictment of rape culture and the toxic masculinity of imperialism"
>>74759879
This. /pol/ has fucked up my life big time. Shills are everywhere.
>>74776157
When I fly home I'm going to beat your ass just for the way you type. Tubs hill? sounds good.
>>74776423
Bring it fag
>>74762170
>Acknowledge Red is thinking critically
>But this is bad, even though he is right
What story involving a POTUS candidate and a plane does this resemble...?
>>74768936
>that slut at the back posing so that her breast poke out
Goddamn I want to make sweet love to her so badly.
>>74776564
I'm going to drown you in the lake.
>>74776423
Tub's hill my ass you pussy, how about A.C.I parking lot on government way across from the mall?
I can beat you're ass right before I go to work.
>>74776256
HARAM
>Angry Birds
>Nonlinear
Fucking what? It's the most linear video game there is.
>>74759879
>Work in liberal arts school
>Surrounded by nearly constant propaganda
>There's this kind of "assumed mindset"
>Everyone assumes you've watched the latest John 201ilver
>Assume your unending support of a socialist
>Assumes your hatred of Trump
>Wear a mask all day
>>74776741
wtf is A.C.I? and like I said, I want to drown you in the lake. Fuck work, nigguh, you ain't goin.
>>74762170
>every fucking time
Don't need to say what
>>74776932
How about you listen to the pitter patter of my ball's bouncing of you're girl's chin.
>>74757347
seems to be a severe case of "i don't understand that this is a kids movie and doesn't need to make sense" article to me.
it's a shame she probably got paid for writing this article.
>>74777116
Lake drowning confirmed, keep an eye on Coeur d' Alene lake this August.
My captcha was even about lakes.
>>74757347
YFW this movie still does better than shitty ghostbusters, even though the SJW love that one and hate this one.
does she echo?
>>74770960
wait
is judge jewdy really a jew?
>>74777641
You'd almost think SJW were just a small part of society.
>>74762170
>goldberg
>>74775166
Kek wills it thanks maple bro
>>74757347
How about spamming their mail with criticism of the review/its author?
>>74757347
... So "Red" is Donald Trump?
Going by the last paragraph.
>>74771088
Were you there at the time? You seem to know a lot that wasn't covered in the article.
>male anger is wrong
>unless it's they're non white, in which case it's righteous!
>>74757347
Just remember:
BUY A TICKET
BUY THE DvD
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BUY THE DvD
BUY A TICKET
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The jew most understand there is profit in red-pilled cultural products.
![20160522_222112[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mI0CBiQ.jpg "20160522_222112[1].jpg")
PEZfag reporting in
I want to see the move, but i've got a free cinema ticket left. Should i save my ticket or save my money?
>>74778906
The red-pilled are just another target group then, which means the Jew still wins.
>>74757347
Fuck me, now I have to go see it.
>>74762170
/pol/ was right again
>>74779027
Duh! the Jew always wins!
It's a matter of who else gets to share the spoils of the victory.
>>74757347
Of course, a woman wrote this review. Why am I not surprised? I'm sure she's a feminist too. And this is a fucking kids film! Just let it be. If it's shitty it's shitty. If it's not, it's not. Also, this review makes no fucking sense. Not one bit. It's like she's throwing big words all over the place.
>>74779201
What, you can't just pirate the film?
>>74779207
She used the SJW Wordbag
>>74778971
give your money to the film
>>74779786
>this
If the Jews can make sheckles more of this will certainly be made.
So, the people who write reviews against this movie think that abducting children is okay, and doing anything to stop it is somehow racist and evil?
How do you even argue against someone like that? The whole premise is insane!
>>74773053
You do realize the movie was produced by an evil\scheming Cohen and the feminazi review in question was penned by a based pure Nordic Johanson?
>>74777819
yes
>>74780585
You see Jerry, you dont actually argue against them, you use the same sort of emotional drivel against them since that's what they understand.
Am I right or am I RIIIIGGHHT?
>>74775185
>>74776326
Newfriends pls leave
>>74781092
n-no
>>74781092
whos jewing who
>>74779135
ALL HAIL KING MUDBEARD
>>74781490
I see what you're getting at, but isn't that at least a little bit racist?
>>74768683
>'Nice Guys' finish last
Kek
>>74770145
>>74775794
>>74775936
Some people like knees apparently.
>>74757347
Hmmmm, the tears are delicious
>>74782138
>>74757655
Yep, and he refused sacrifice
>>74781994
Are you saying you're defending child molesters? Because I didn't think I'd see you defending child molesters
>>74777827
SJW + multiculturalism + leftism is the dominant ideology on university campuses. Among the professors, students and administration.
What we're seeing is a generation of journalists, , teachers, 'experts' and policymakers who went to state funded brainwashing faculties. These fucks are the ones who conclude that muslims and dindu's are aggressive and criminal because of racism.
You're underestimating the sheer amount of insane ideology of the upper echelons of the state.
>>74782331
No one is defending child molesters! I'm so done with you guys
>>74782569
Thanks Jerry, I felt uncomfortable there for a while
I actually very much dislike child molesters
*cue the Seinfeld tune as we crossfade into the next scene*
>>74760361
>anti-white, pro-homosexual
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Kebabs and niggers are inherently anti-homosexual.
Something that is pro-homosexual can't be anti-white. If anything, couples that don't procreate can't give birth to mulattos and other demi-humans.
>>74775921
that pic has so much meme potential
>>74768674
It was pretty obvious it'd ruffle a few feathers
