>Mass starvation when edition
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/05/21/venezuela-collapsing-and-military-just-got-involved
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/05/21/venezuela-how-the-socialist-paradise-turned-into-debt-and-hyperi/
>>74718381
thank fuuuuuuck i dont live there
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/05/04/how-bad-is-it-in-venezuela-soldiers-are-stealing-goats.html
My favorite one!
>>74718381
I was talking about your flag btw, usa is a shithole
Paranoia
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-politics-idUSKCN0YC0SZ
Venezuela, where a hamburger is officially $170
http://www.wnd.com/2016/05/venezuela-where-a-hamburger-is-officially-170/
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/22/opinion/sunday/in-venezuela-god-does-not-provide.html?_r=0
How long until the goats are gone and the food is kill?
>>74718381
These thread are just a rinse and repeat of what has been happening since about 2013. The country is collapsing in slow camera mode, what the US media reports as news has been business as usual there for years.
No sugar to make coca cola
http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/20/investing/venezuela-coca-cola-femsa-crisis/
http://www.digitaljournal.com/news/world/op-ed-with-no-sugar-coke-suspends-all-production-in-venezuela/article/465925
>>74719120
This isn't true at all. They can't even get sugar! In South America. Soldiers are starving (stealing goats). This is well beyond a stupid toilet paper shortage. Their oil and other infrastructure is totally failing, which I was getting to. They are really fucked.
>>74719300
Does this mean they will surpass India as /pol/ designated street shitters?
#felltheburn
http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/Energy/2016/0520/Venezuela-s-collapse-prods-region-toward-kicking-its-oil-habit
>>74719444
They should experience a depopulation and mass emigration soon.
But don't believe me. It's what Guyana thinks! Not sure why Colombia dude doesn't get it.
http://atlantablackstar.com/2016/05/21/guyana-prepares-for-venezuelan-refugees-fears-economic-hardships-could-cause-mass-exodus/
Guys there's stil time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDgrJHtzdBc&spfreload=10
pray4venezuela
This thread is an attempt to discredit comrade Sanders
>>74719981
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kicker/why-venezuela-is-on-the-v_b_10068346.html
Huffington post has to explain why socialism isn't working.....kekekekekkeekek
>>74719690
Those guys are so fucked if they get flooded with reffos
>>74718381
Government overthrow when?
How are things so bad and there isn't a coup yet. What's the breaking point for Venezuelans? The last straw.
>>74718381
>You will never save Venezuela
Feels bad man
Come on Colombia do something
>>74721754
Fuck that shit, they've treated us like shit and support Colombian terrorists (FARC). I hope socialism never touches Colombian soil, they deserve everything that's happening
>t. Colombiano en el extranjero
>>74718381
Is the population armed? If not then it's hopeless and will just end up like every other commie country. Mass emigration and death.
Can't wait until Trump arms the entire world against the commies, then profits off it.
>>74722211
Highest murder rate in world, I do believe. Correct me if Im wrong.
>>74722326
It is second to Honduras.
>>74722211
Good luck shooting straight when you are starving.
>>74718381
it's pretty san tbqh
you can come to mexico, just dont commit crimes or get involved with druglords or you will get REKTd and bring many qts
>>74719809
heh, whats the music? Native Chilean folk?
>>74721626
Because the regime still have military at their side. Besides, they have legions of fanaticals paramilitaries ready to wreak havoc should anything happen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colectivo_%28Venezuela%29
>>74718381
yay more spic/nigger immigrants to flood our country thanks jews
>>74722492
>legions of fanaticals paramilitaries ready to wreak havoc should anything happen.
Are they also stealing goats because they are starving?
>>74722211
A huge part of the population is armed, see >>74722492
The problem is, this part of the population is fanatically pro-Bolivarianism.
>>74722492
Is Venezuela going to end up Zimbabwe bad? What's the outlook down there in South America?
>>74722211
The government armed the radical groups that support them.
Venezuelan here, don't believe the kike propaganda it was the government who did this.
tfw you already escaped that shit 3 years ago. Feels good man
>>74722647
I hope so, the worst Venezuela becomes, the more discredited is the left in the rest of the region.
>>74718381
Lel this is what happens when you put a Russian shill in charge of your economy.
I remember telling my communist libcuck friend about the food shortages in Venezuela and he told me socialism is bringing back the food
>>74722585
The military was purged during the failed coup against Chavez years back they complete loyalists now that will die for the Bolivar Revolution. It will take armed peasants storming the armory and executing Maduro like Quadaffi to remove the regime.
>>74722920
The US will step in and install a right wing dictator. If this wasnt an election year the war would be in full bloom already.
>>74722911
Have you always lived in Australia or did you migrate here from Venezuela?
>>74723029
But they're part of Mercosur shouldn't the partner countries be trading the goods they need into Venezuela ?
>between Columbia and Guayana
How can a country surrounded by cocaine and gold mines not succeed?
>>74723258
They just don't want it bad enough.
>>74723227
Mercosur is not EU.
"The president himself has links to criminals—his nephews attempted to take 800 kilograms of cocaine into the US, and former Venezuelan cabinet ministers say $300 billion was probably embezzled over the past decade."
You think that is because of socialism? If so you can understand why you were asked about the 5th grade.
Corruption and mismangement. About the same thing that is happening in the capitalist paradise of Somalia.
They made their bed.
>>74723258
this guy is in charge. idk, he looks borderline retarded
>>74723641
low iq + socialism + resource rich country = pending economic catastrophe
>>74723648
>invade Aruba
There you go Venezuela!
>>74723648
rare flag
>>74718381
Who /waitingforvenezuelanwaifurefugees/ here?
We will get socialism right next time.
>>74718381
it looks like a small africa
>>74724048
>implying you wouldn't nuke them if they tried to
>>74724252
Even has a small Madagascar
>>74724304
That's a good point. Wouldn't take much. Just play the Beach Boys song for Americans and you will have almost total war support from the US for the Aruba fight.
>>74724048
>invade
DEATH TO CHAVISTAS FUCK YOU FUCK THEM FUCK GRAN VENEZUELA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74719300
I don't think it will end in a super historical catastrophe, but they will default, receive international aid and change their government.
An exodus out of the country is a bit too apocalyptic imo
>>74722492
How long can the Venezuelan military remain on Maduro's side?
Realistically, eventually, in a collapse like this, a majority single military member will have been personally affected in terms of close family deaths, starvation, persecution, etc
This will not end will
Venezuela civil war is inevitable
can we go ti venezuela and save them from starving
I mean their government is cancer but i dont want to see them all starve
>>74723641
Wasn't the dictator of Somalia a socialist though?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siad_Barre
>>74724455
Wouldn't take much given your almost complete lack of a military. Sure the US could save you, but Venezuela has a major location and logistical advantage, So your country will likely burn pretty bad before it could be stopped.
>>74724566
>people leave en mass
>If we win youll get the stuff from the people who left
Seems like a good deal desu
>>74723641
>mismanagement
so socialism?
>>74724509
>An exodus out of the country is a bit too apocalyptic imo
One of the last threads other South Americans countries were saying their immigration is way up.
>>74724668
>desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
>>74724617
It's true, sadly enough. The Netherlands is obligated to protect us, but I have my doubts.
>>74724798
Do they have a naval force in Aruba? No? Then yeah your only hope is the US. Netherlands doesn't have many ships as is.
>>74724509
The problem with defaulting is that you guarantee your country will stay absolute garbage for decades.
>>74725048
>defaulting
That won't fix their problem. Not like they can make debt payments now and they are promising oil for debt payments anyway.
>>74724951
Of course you Yanks will come guns ablazin'.
>Socialist dictator with typical villain mustache-- check
>ungodly amount of oil-- check
>said invasion taking place in what is essentially America's backyard-- check
We'll give you mojitos afterwards.
I'm glad to see people recognize this issue. So far every Venezuelan I've met has been cool. I'd like to visit one day.
>>74725260
>That won't fix their problem.
No shit. If you plan on defaulting you need to have a solid plan to stabilize the public funding the next decade. And be prepared to sell out the public infrastructure and companies if you ever plan to get an acceptable credit rating.
>Not like they can make debt payments now and they are promising oil for debt payments anyway.
The only way to recover at this point is to kick out the socialist, sell out mining and drilling rights to the highest bidder and cut government subsidies.
>>74725342
>We'll give you mojitos afterwards.
Better have umbrellas this time.
What can we say. we were meant to fight. Of course we will be there. My attitude is: hit them with drones, then cruise missiles, then manned fighter jets, then artillery, and finally soldiers. That usually gets them.
They should ask this guy. I hear he's an expert on how to turn your country into a socialist paradise without the help of whitey.
>>74718381
US invasions when
>>74726183
Too many video games to play right now.
>>74718381
I guess this old joke about the USSR applies well here
>When communism comes to he Sahara
>Nothing happens for a while
>Then the sand shortages start
>>74723917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv5dAqSS0XU
>Chavez's ghost appeared to me as a little bird and gave me his blessings for my campaign
You can't make this shit up.
>>74726434
This actually originally was a knock against capitalism.
>The visitors were not surprised to find a housing shortage in Sweden; they knew before they went that the problem was world-wide. What they were surprised to find was a shortage of timber. “It sounds like a shortage of sand in the Sahara,” they commented. Then it was explained that the Swedish home market was going short to enable the country to export much of its valuable timber.
