I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
FUCK THIS POPE, FUCK HIM
HE NEEDS TO PERISH
10:00 CENTRAL EUROPEAN TIME
WATCH HOW HE READS HIS FUCKING LAST ANGELUS
WE SHALL NOT HEAR HIS MUMBLINGS ABOUT MIGRANTS ANYMORE
MY LIFE IS SHIT, WHO GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE
FUCK THIS SHITTY WORLD
>HE NEEDS TO PARISH
>FTFY
>>74712067
Convert to Islam and post video on the internet for ultimate false-flagging
>>74712067
I'm sure he'll be fine.
>>74712067
Do it. Make SSPX proud and Make the Vatican Great Again
godspeed spaghettilad
INB4 POPE IS ACTUALLY KILLED/DIES
>>74712067
Some of you are okay.
Don't go to Mass tomorrow.
SOME OF YOU ARE ALRIGHT
>>74712067
your pope looks like a nice person.
>>74712067
fake and gay
>>74712494
YOU WILL FUCKING SEE, AND THEN YOU WILL RESPECT ME, YOU ALL WILL START RESPECTING ITALY AGAIN
>>74712067
Here's your (tu). Do it, faggot.
>>74712067
Catholicism is not Christianity.
Organized religion is not Christianity.
>>74712579
>"respect italy"
>"again"
>>74712067
>This and the leaf thread in the same night
Is this a shill tactic? Make a million threats to make us seem deranged and violent?
>>74712614
>>74712579
Take back your city, make us proud
>>74712196
heh
Some of you guys are alright, don't go on 4chan tomorrow.
>>74712344
>DUBS
You deserve it, tbqh. Don't worship a man who isn't Jesus nor God.
MAKE ITALY GREAT AGAIN
You're so serious that you decided to announce it beforehand and put yourself at an even greater tactical disadvantage?
Have another drink and go to sleep, retard.
>>74712727
THE LATERAN TREATY WAS A BULLSHIT, WE SHOULD HAVE INVADED AND GOUNDED THE VATICAN TO THE GROUND AS SOON AS WE UNIFIED THIS FUCKING COUNTRY
>>74712067
>>74712903
FUCK YOU, YOU ARE A RETARD
IM GONNA ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING IN MY LIFE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO INSTEAD?
>>74712988
Stop posting and go do it faggit
we're waiting op, may your deeds remain forever
>>74713016
ITS FUCKING 6.26 HERE IN ITALY, IT IS TOO EARLY TO DO ANYTHING YET
>>74712344
>44
KEK WILLS IT
[spoiler]post submitted to the fbi right after i finish watching gay sex with hats on[/spoiler]
>>74713207
it still is
>>74713099
why are you reeeing so early m8?
>>74713611
he's the chosen one
OK I GO PREPAREING MYSELF, POST HERE TO BE IN A EPIC THREAD.
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA MY FRIENDS
THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS
PERSONALLY IM NOT A BELIEVER BUT I HOPE THERE IS SOMETHING AFTER THIS, WE THAT WE WILL BE ABLE TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND SHARE OUR EXPERIENCES WITH LIFE
THANKS AGAIN AND FAREWELL
>>74713099
do you even know what you are going up against?
LAD WAIT TILL THE REFERENDUMS OVER
>>74713980
Posting in an fbi monitored thread. Who /awoo/ here?
>>74712067
ITALY YOU DONT WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH, THIS IS THEEEEEEEEE FUCKING POOOOOOOPE, LITERALLY THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74712067
>>74713980
Is this real life?
>>74713996
Worst case scenario pope visits him in prison and absolves him of his sins. There is precedent.
>>74712206
OH SHITTTT THIS!!!!!!!!
>>74714104
>Other Italy thinks it has the talking stick.
I SURE HOPE THE FBI LIKES CHOCO TACOS BECAUSE I'M GONNA BUY A BOX AND IF THEY WANT ONE THEY CAN COME TO MY APARTMENT MAYBE PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES AND HAVE A FUN TIME
>>74712344
kek wills it
What are you going to do?
Feed him spaghetti until he dies?
>>74713980
you are the reason nobody takes us seriously on /pol/ and /int/
please end yourself
>>74712661
What if the whole shill thing was started by shills to promote infighting and divide us
>>74714102
AWOO
>>74712067
serves you right for being a catholic.
>>74712579
Please do it but pretend to be Muslim so we can call a crusade. Thanks.
>>74712067
Hello future journalists
>>74713980
PAINT YOURSELF IN THE SHINY CHROME
>>74712067
>Fat Italian Weeb being floored by the Swiss guards.
Please do it OP. Holy fucking shit! My God this will be hilarious!
>>74714327
kek
>>74713777
>trips
>>74714338
>Mexico minus the cool part of the flag thinks its opinion is valid.
>>74712206
>Russia allied with America
>>74714381
>tfw when we live in Metal Gear
>>74714338
Shut up faggot, /pol/ shall be the most respected place on the internet if he actually kills The Pope I cannot imagine a bigger happening.
Hi agents reading this
>>74714388
Don't do anything op. Just take a nap and calm down. You don't want to ruin the rest of your life. Also I'm pretty sure there is no way you could succeed
>>74714558
>/pol/ makes it into the history books
>Future historians have to explain what the fuck a "Kek" was to provide context.
The legacy continues.
>>74713980
oh shi
someone is actually going to do something worthwhile for once
>>74714522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-yEuNjd1sY
>>74713980
Remember to tell the police the ancient Mongolian meme board told you to do it during questioning
>>74714608
>When you whiff the reply
>>74714673
Only if Kek wills it.
>>74714713
my favorite episode
We love our agents don't we folks!
We have the best agents.
>>74712491
Your loo looks like a nice place to poo.
>>74714558
Man... I would be finally proud of me, beeing a /pol/ member then.
I would even wear a fucking /pol/ shirt then.
>>74714608
Go be a cuck somewhere else.
>>74713980
toasting in ebin bread
I bet OP won't deliver.
Why is a fucking argentinian nigger the Pope this I don't understand.
>>74714973
I don't think you know what that means.
>>74712067
>10 central european time
>4 hours from now
so whos gonna turn on the /happeningwatch/
also posting ironically in fun bread
>>74712067
Convert to islam first, please...
>>74712067
Daily reminder that the current pope was installed by the USA to bring the vatican bank under its heel.
Anybody else having a real hard time with captcha?
heh, nothing personnel kid
>>74712067
Dun sun sun
America!!!
>>74715106
I'm always ready for happenings.
>>74715089
>caring about pic related = cuck
>>74712067
>he thinks he can just go and assault one of the most heavily guarded men on Earth
>>74715191
> federal
>>74715191
>the tabs
Kek
>>74715191
nice b8
>/b/
>/mlp/
>watch anime online
>how to screenshot
>reddit, 9fag, male feminism
top kek
Not so fast OP
>>74714456
Gets chopped down by a halberd on live TV
Toasting in epic bread
Hi FBI :3
>>74715220
>inb4 you realize the swiss guard are anything more than cosplayers
>>74714726
>A frog told me to do it
DEUS VULT CHECKEM
>>74715191
>IE
>nice tabs
>i r8 8/8 m8
Finally someone gets this right
>>74715402
Summer came early
Oh shit niggers, party van is inbound
PRAISE KEK CHECKEM
>>74715530
>Trying to force Kek's will.
How embarrassing.
>>74715515
RARE
OP you better convert to Islam first
>>74715265
>>74715268
>>74715281
>>74715503
>>74715508
>>74715402
PRAISE KEK
>>74712067
>"I disagree with a notable religious figure. Therefore, I should kill him."
Either a Protestant, a secularist, or both.
May you know God's mercy, OP.
>>74714223
>other faggy france thinks he can into biggest dick
Motherfucker you're more nigger than >italians are white
Hello CNN, this thread has been willed by Emperor Trump
>>74713980
ACCEPT CHRIST INTO YOUR HEART FRIEND, IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
>>74715410
>>74715490
>BREAKING NEWS
>Man obsessed with a cult revolving around a frog named Kek attacks the pope
>Sperglord caught on video screaming PRAISE LORD KEK before being btfo by Swiss guard
>News media then goes on to describe the rising Kult of Kek
>/pol/ makes the news again
>>74712067
Follow us into the Light, Brother.
>>74715515
RARE
A
R
E
>>74715593
KEK IS WITH ME MY DIGITS PROVE IT
Get ready for pain OP
>>74715232
If a right winger assassinated the current pope you know that next pope would be an even bigger cuck than this one right?
>>74715643
Not true. #feelthebern! I fucking love science and 9gag. /pol/ is satire. We use Reddit for serious discussion.
>>74715655
Confirmed once more.
>>74712067
Go to sleep, Ireland. You're drunk.
>>74713980
I'll make sure to stay up tonight in case there is results.
>>74715655
>TREAT
I believe he said his actual motive is the lateran treaty and pro-refugee talk.
include me if this is posted on /r/4chan
sampeeper here
>>74713980
>Some of you are okay.
>>74715716
Let me rephrase that.
Join the Orthodox Church you dumbass, don't hurt the Pope. I repeat, DO NOT hurt anyone, you will only get 4chan in trouble.
>>74715624
So Iceland are niggers now?
>>74712344
HE HAS SLUMBERED, BUT NOW HE TAKES HIS VENGEANCE
PRAISE KEK
Vatican City (Vatican City State)
Monday, May 23, 2016 at 10:00:00 AM CEST UTC+2 hours
UTC (Time Zone)
Monday, May 23, 2016 at 8:00:00 AM UTC
Washington DC (USA - District of Columbia)
Monday, May 23, 2016 at 4:00:00 AM EDT UTC-4 hours
>>74715767
this, convert to islam first
I wonder when some Protestant fundie group will find out about Kek and start making videos about "how Satan is communicating with our kids through random numbers"
It begins.
Initiate code VENATIO
>>74715886
He doesn't have a lot of time, and he has stated his motives already.
>>74712067
Francis isn't Catholic because he's a heretic and non-Catholics can't be the pope.
>>74712067
Make
Catholicism
Great
Again
You will go down in history alongside President Trump.
>>74712067
Can you frog and feel fags just fuck off?
>>74715841
#notallpol
/pol/ is a board of peace!
>implying you can penetrate the armored pope mobile
>>74713980
Enjoy Hell fuck wit.
>>74712614
neither is Protestantism
>>74715937
>Feel fags
Come on FBI, you're supposed to send us some of the regulars, not this scrub.
>>74715911
Kek, also checked.
>>74715945
BOARD OF PEACE
WE ARE PEACEFUL PRACTITIONERS OF THE KULT OF LORD KEK
>>74713980
Please don't be a faggot and do something interesting. See ya on CNN.
>>74712206
Lmfao. Russians will hate USA no matter what. Get that through your thick Yankee skull. Some white brotherhood bullshit is never going to happen with Russians. Look at any country that borders them.
If Trump gets elected Russians will hate him for being the US president no matter what he does.
>>74715945
killer of the pope is not a true pol !
>>74712067
Don't do it OP.
You have lots of things to live for m8.
Think about your ancestors, don't hurt them like this.
>>74715911
Kek is a literal demon m8, an ancient one.
Be careful with all the "fun and games" with him, because it is a real demon you are appealin. He may answer and claim you.
>You wake up in the morning
>Flip on TV
>See the following headline
>POPE MURDERED. KEK INVOLVED.
What do?
>>74716085
Wrong picture, but whatever
>>74715854
Dont be a fool, the way they treat their bankers, makes them look like niggers , for the rest of the world
>>74716129
dude thats fucking scary, it happened to me 20 minutes ago.
>>74715250
Pope Francis doesn't give a fuck about security, gave up his popemobile and everything. Should be pretty easy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/10897703/Pope-Francis-at-my-age-Ive-got-nothing-to-lose.html
>>74716122
Kek was involved in your digits too
this whole thread
>>74716191
Same to me 10 minutes ago.
Must be the ghost of moot.
>>74713777
Adi, your lucky numbers are amazing.
>>74713980
Godspeed, Anon.
>>74716240
Happened to me in my last post, are we being invaded?
>>74715911
>repeating numbers are a symbol of satanic cults
>>74716116
Someone has already seen it.
That I can assure you.
Also, fun tip. You shouldn't speak of demons and hell if you've actually never seen a demon or felt the veracity of hell friend :3
If the Pope is a demon of Hell, then whatever do I call the men who execute entire families when grow operations go sour?
With Jesuits you lose
>>74716109
Demons do not exist. We do not require them to explain the problem of evil, and in fact their very existence causes God's nature to be questioned.
Demons are convenient for an Iron Ag society when explaining mental disorders or painful circumstances, but the truth is we should accept that the only person which can be blamed when something negative happens is ourselves.
If you sin, it's because you tempted yourself, not because some goat legged faggot whispered something into your ear.
Only God exists, and through Him come the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. End of story. No Lucifer, no demons, no needless shit. You're inventing other Gods at that point.
Don't confuse old Semitic mythology for reality.
>>74716297
my post here
>>74715655
was delayed for a minute before actually being posted, I thought I was b& or it didnt go through or something
def spook
I know even if op tries anything he won't get near the pope. I hope he stops and thinks before murdering another human being and ruining his own life in the process.
u wont
>>74712067
Pope compares Great Commission to jihad:
>https://pjmedia.com/faith/2016/05/17/pope-francis-just-compared-the-great-commission-to-jihad/
And also pic related.
I'm High Church Anglican. It's very traditional - similar to Catholicism and Orthodoxy. It's very traditional.
We do not recognize the authority of the Pope.
>High Church Anglicanism tends to be closer than Low Church to Roman Catholic and Greek Orthodox Christian teachings. In contrast, the Evangelical wing of Anglicanism is closer to Protestant thinking.
John Paul II was the best Pope. Hated commies and upheld the traditions of the Catholic church.
The current Pope brings shame upon the Catholic church. I genuinely feel for you, irishbro.
>>74712067
go jihad the pope
>>74715762
nice emem
>>74712067
>2016
Like anyone gives two shits about what he says lol
>>74716240
Cannot even upload a pic
Something is going on here
PRAISE KEK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>74715515
C I A
I
A
>>74716355
I doubt a bunch of old gay Marxists have the energy in them to start ISIS. Life's pretty comfy in control of a parish, get to put your lastest fuckboi in charge of music and share him around with all your other fellow boomer Jesuits at the next gangbang.
I can't take this.
I'm catholic, I think the pope is okay, but kek is sanctioning his death in this thread.
What do I do?
>>74716359
Demon detected.
Oh yeah sure m8, demons don't exist, Jesus didn't fight them, all the Church fathers were wrong, we don't need to worry about demons friendo.
Demon please go.
>>74716582
Dr. Patel, I'm CIA.
>>74712067
I AM ITALIAN AND VERY MAD!!!!!!!! >:(
>>74716703
I AM CATHOLIC AND SO MAD!
>>74716478
This. I'm Catholic and I don't care what Francis says.
It's obvious he sees Europe as dying and that Catholicism can simply persist in South America and Africa. He cares about the survival of his church and little else, because guess what that's his fucking job.
Also he's an Argie, so why do you expect him to not act like an Argie?
Nothing Pope Francis will do is going to be the final straw that will destroy Catholicism, Europe, or the World in general. All those things are already destroying themselves and it's likely most people in the World couldn't even name the current Pope or say what his policies are.
>>74716704
Okay, let's say demons exist.
Why would an all powerful God allow them to exist?
Go study up on some theodicies, shitposter.
Please yell Allahu Akbar when you end up killing yourself
>>74715515
RARE
Yo any NSA here drop some info on me :^)
>>74716703
end yourself for thinking the pope is ok
>>74716369
We love our agents, don't we folks?
We have the best agents
He is the son of a whore, the spawn of satan, his soul will wallow in a pit of maggots and piss.
>>74716703
this pope needs to die
>>74716703
>thinking the pope is ok
kill yourself
>>74716598
Jesuits has more powers that you can imagine m8, I have studied in a Jesuit's school, It was pure brain wash
>>74716773
NSA here, I know YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
DONT KILL THE POPE PLEASE! >:(
FUCK
>>74716853
>Protestants wishing Hell upon others
And this is how you know they're heretics.
>>74716746
Theodicies don't matter. It's not a question of rational theories ruling them in or out (although rational theories have explanations for them, see Thomas on demons).
Demons are an empirical fact. Jesus delt with actual demons. All the Church fathers delt with actual demons. St Anthony the Great delt with actual demons. St Symeon delt with actual demons. And so on.
Demons are an empirical fact. They exist, and that has very real consequences for us all.
>>74716716
>>74716945
WRONG
I'm actually a transgender transracial female indian dragonkin, under the Church of Kek
>>74716703
>catholic
>taking the kek meme at all seriously rather than just random numbers and observation bias
/< e k $ + E t ! [<
>>74717045
you forgot your jewish part
>>74716924
I know they're very powerful. I just think the end goal for Jesuits is to get a comfy job somewhere they can employ a few of their latest bottom boi favourites and live a comfy life of gay sex with lots of access to young men.
>>74713980
best of luck
>>74717102
Thanks, goyim.
>>74716945
Approved from the BND
How is the coffee in Fort Meade?
>>74717083
As a Catholic you have to acknowledge Kek as a real demonic being with actual agency and real power.
>>74715762
>that manlet guard
They should have height requirements.
3 and a half hours left according to his post.
This could down in history as the biggest shitstorm in 4chan history.
>>74717019
You don't quite know what Empiricism means or how the Biblical texts were written.
None of the Old or New Testament are primary sources, they were all written down after the fact and were picked over by various religious councils over what to include or not include. Also, none of the New Testament is written from Jesus's perspective or by Him, it was all written by superstitious Hebrews who believed in all sorts of objectively wrong things, from geocentrism to alchemy.
We should take the Bible for what it is, a record of experiences with the divine, and not as some sort of 100% consistent, 100% true, 100% infallible textbook on the nature of God. It is written down oral history. Every bible scholar will tell you this.
As for theodicies not being correct, are you implying that God is somehow evil?
Or are you unwilling to accept that Hebrew mythology cannot rationally co-exist with an all powerful, all benevolent, all knowing God?
If Demons exist and God can destroy them, but does not; then God is participating in evil. More than He would by simply allowing free will, because demons are by definition evil and acting in opposition to God.
If demons exist and God cannot destroy them, then God is not all powerful. Which would be news to a lot of people, really.
So take your fucking pic, Aussie protestant.
Personally, I choose to NOT believe in a polytheistic version of Christianity, preverted by a bunch of demonic forces taken from old mythologies that the Jews didn't like.
>>74713980
How will you get past the Swiss and 300 foot walls? The pope is probably locked in a basement torturing children.
>>74717370
kek
Uh oh
>>74717088
fuck
>88
>>74717370
>A dimly lit basement that is filled with broken dreams
He'll be in his fucking element m8.
mfw
LAST POPE
>>74712344
KEK AWAKENS ONCE MORE
>>74717506
HOLY SHIT! HA.
>>74716206
>gave up his popemobile
HE SHALL PERISH
If this actually happens I won't know how to feel.
>>74717370
>300 ft.
It can't be that big. Breivik's bomb took out a larger space than the entire Vatican City itself.
>>74712579
FUCKING DO IT.
>>74712067
Fake and gay
>>74717615
croatia kek
>>74712067
Cmon Guido.
We both know you ain't about shit, and your hair ain't neither.
>>74712067
Holy shit OP if you are actually going to do something it would be amazing if you follow the advice on this anon: >>74712206
Two birds shot with one stone.
>>74712206
>>74716746
>Why would an all powerful God allow them to exist?
St Anthony asked Christ the same question after he fought with demons, and Jesus answered him:
>St. Anthony practiced such arduous asceticism that he levitated. His piousness soon attracted countless demons who ruthlessly persecuted him as well.
>Perhaps in the most terrifying account of battle, St. Anthony entered a cave full of demons who beat him so treacherously that his servant found him dead. He was carried home and as his brothers were mourning his death, he miraculously revived.
>St. Anthony bid his servant to return him to the cave where he had been so mercilessly beaten and there he summoned the devils again. Wild beasts and savage demons appeared and resumed attack by horns, teeth, claws and insults, until there appeared a bright light.
>The demons fled and St. Anthony knew that Christ had made his presence known. St. Anthony asked our Lord, “O good Jesus, where have you been so long? Why did you not help me in the beginning to heal my wounds?”
>And Christ answered him “I was here but I would see and abide to see thy battle, and because thou hast manly fought and well maintained thy battle, I shall make thy name to be spread through all the world.”
>In the universal call to spiritual combat, it is Christ’s desire to see us fight bravely and well as did St. Anthony in the desert.
God allows demons so that we can fight them.
http://www.integratedcatholiclife.org/2013/12/rummelsburg-the-torment-of-st-anthony/
>>74712579
May God guide your blade/bullet/semen
>>74717506
topkek
POST YFW THE MADMAN FULFILLS HIS TASK
Posting in a thread in which nothing happens.
>>74712067
Pope is pretty based. I hope you die faggot.
In the extremely small chance that something happens, can the threadcapper put this post in the cap?
I want to feel special.
>>74717762
>Pope is pretty based
Kill yourself, Mohammed.
>>74717352
>a record of experiences with the divine, and not as some sort of 100% consistent, 100% true, 100% infallible textbook on the nature of God
How much of Jesus in the Gospels is true?
Do you believe that Jesus in the Bible is really one person or a sort of composite character?
>>74713980
>>74712067
Serves you right for being a Catholicuck.
It was literally a hijacking and rewriting of Christianity, the pope is the anti-Christ.
>>74717725
>>74712067
>plan an assassination of a global figure
>notify the CIA/NSA/FBI infested shithole that is 4chinz before you do
Damn OP you sure are clever!
>>74713980
don't forget to allahu akbar
>fake thread of the century
kek
>>74715655
OHHHH
>>74717725
OP won't do it
>>74712206
kek implying OP will actually do it
>>74712344
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KEK?!
Do it my berethen, gospeed
Has he willed it?
>>74713980
Godspeed
>>74717352
Empiricism means observation.
Jesus observed and was observed to have delt with demons. St Anthony observed and was observed to have delt with demons.
You can't imagine or rationalise away a pillar of the faith. Demons are real, they are agents in the spiritual combat we all face. If you pretend they don't exist, you are ceding the spiritual battle to them ipso facto.
>>74718309
yes.
My dubs command it
>>74717984
hell be fine
>>74718365
is that what would appear if one of the scientists in antarctica would post in /pol/
>>74718399
0_0
>>74718399
PRAISE KEK
>>74718399
>>74718399
OHH SHIIIITTT
KEK WILLS IT
>>74718435
yes, it is just a white flag.
>>74718399
Oh my fucking god
>>74716703
letting another flawed man rule and decide what Gods very word is. Its just the death of a heritic anon, nothing special.
>>74712067
Kek bless you!
>>74718435
>scientists
No.
>the Nazis hiding in the secret Antarctica base
Yes.
>>74712206
There would be people in the street shouting deus vault. He could save his religion from becoming shit.
>>74717010
what's the problem with killing marxist scum?
I'm not a catholic, but I am christian.
What this Pope is doing is destroying the christian religion for everyone.
He is not a role model for any faith or belief.
Someone assassinate this piece of rubbish and restore at least some of what's left before it's gone.
kek wills it
>>74716703
Respect the seat, not the man
>>74718399
Will KEK allow me another pair of repeating digits?
