>say literally anything to get the nomination
>conservatives are too stupid to think he's bullshitting
>get the nomination
>backpedal on almost everything that people said made them like him
We literally have two liberals running for president now. Nice job, everyone.
>>74701536
It should teach a lesson then, to more than one, of what democracy means nowdays.
Is anyone else experiencing a really pungent anal odor when they masturbate? I wash my ass every night and everything but goddamn.
>>74701536
Yes, and? Do you think "conservatives" are actually different than "liberals" nowadays?
>>74701657
Constantly, it's like a noxious splash of pine sol. You might have a pilonidal cyst.
>>74701724
They are different on a superficial level, which is still relevant to how we live our lives.
Of course, at their core, they both fuel the same powers that be.
>>74701724
Shit, I hope not. Thanks for the info, anon.
>>74701724
>pilonidal cyst
These are the worst. In my earlier days I had one and it busted but then grew back a second time. I didn't get another one since but damn those were the worst days of my life. I couldn't stand, sit or lay on my bed without feeling the pain.
OP is literally Ted Cruz.
>>74701536
SHILLY SHILLY SHILL SHILL!
>>74701536
We only want him there for a goof and to piss off the establishment.
Noone cares about his policies.
>>74701997
Who am I shilling for, exactly? I would have picked Kasich.
>>74702000
>we
>>74702081
>wuz
>>74702316
>kings
The only thing I think he's bullshitting is how he suddenly likes faggots.
>>74701929
just put a little castor oil when you feel them growing and it stops em dead in their tracks.
>>74701536
>say anything no matter how worthless because DUDE SHITPOSTS LMAO
>/pol/tards are too stupid to think he's bullshitting
>get those replies
>memes