Why is my country a fucking meme
https://twitter.com/policescotland/status/733945612618600448
>Coming soon to an air weapon near you – a licence. So, if you have an air weapon, license it or #SurrendAir it:
Show you care, surrender that air.
Oh man... lil Scott with his bb gun is now a criminal because he didn't surrendAIR his gun. Kek
>>74700288
it really is that they want a totalitarian system
>>74700093
Prove your mettle.
Surrender that nettle.
Just don't risk it.
Chuck that biscuit.
Please somebody mercy kill us. Please.
Tear us apart like soft bread, break our bones up like ryvita.
Stove my head in with your kind boots please sir.
>>74701121
>Chuck that biscuit.
Blimey mate I'd be careful or they'll have you in for inciting violence
>>74701262
Mine are high-visibility safety shurikens fortunately. I'm pretty sure they give you a suspended sentence of only twenty-five years for these bad boys.
Wait, are you saying you have air weapons?
>>74700288
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
How are you supposed to defend against Abdul and Mohammed when they break into your house and you're not allowed to own knives, let alone guns?
>>74700093
>air weapon
You should take a page from the government and call it an air deterrent, like how the UK doesn't have nuclear weapons but nuclear deterrents (which just happen to be weapons).
>>74701503
If you don't offer them a choice of KY Jelly or a hatchet to kill you with then you're going to the nick sonny jim.
And from then on to prison where Abdul and Mohammed will crush your balls with books and make you swallow the jagged shards of your teeth.
>>74701503
>First they took their knifes
>Then they took their bicycle wheels
>Now they want to take their air weapons.
>>74701503
You don't.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380265/Farmer-Tony-Martin-jailed-shooting-dead-burglar-1999-arrested-possession-illegal-firearm-days-claiming-kept-weapon.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-143147/Father-jailed-killing-burglar.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/man-faces-murder-charge-after-breaking-intruders-neck-during-citizens-arrest-a6957986.html
Even our cucked law understands that sometimes there is no other way but to defend yourself, even if it means killing the attacker.
I want a detailed explanation as to why push daggers and blowguns are illegal here.
What the fuck, people need those air guns to hunt pests in country farms and shit
It's cheap and effective. Who the hell is campaigning for this? Do they want rat shit in their wheat or whatever?
>>74700995
>Named?
Tell me this isn't fucking fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb5tjUBUzsI
>>74701968
Also, I feel it's horribly, horribly wrong to tell people that they essentially cannot defend themselves in their homes as the high-level officials are cleared to carry firearms and hire bodyguards who also carry, on taxpayer's dime. But your regular Oliver Smith cannot defend himself in his own home. If they kill a burglar, they should just bury him and not talk to the police about it.
>>74701503
>defend against Abdul and Mohammed
Your TV License # has been recorded. Your interrogation will take place tomorrow when Big Ben strikes wibbly two tot.
EU hates freedom. I bet they will start limiting your ability to move soon
>>74702260
The attacker here has more rights than the defender and they fucking know it.
This country has become like the final chapter of the Lord of the Rings: The Scourging of the Shire'
>When they return home, however, the Shire hobbits discover their cherished ideal corrupted. A totalitarian state has replaced the carefree rural life, dominated by "the Rules"
>Mordor has come home; everything the hobbits have fought so hard for has been ruined. At first glance, Frodo and the others blame outside forces for the destruction. Evil men, brigands, and thieves have moved in while the protecting Rangers have gone to war.
>The outsiders are not the only ones to blame, however. Like the evil of the Ring, the evil that besets the Shire works from within, feeding on the hobbits' own desires.
>Worst of all, the hobbits have allowed this to happen; whether through inattention or cowardice, the most sensible and good hobbits went along with the changes until, "before we knew where we were," the beauty and joy of the Shire were gone.
>>74700093
>https://twitter.com/policescotland/status/733945612618600448
"Scottish government" , thank god I'm not part of the fag movement
>>74702713
It still boils my fucking blood that fat kike didn't include that in his shit films.
>>74703093
Literally one of the most integral parts of the fucking story and it got left out. He left out the FINAL CHAPTER OF THE STORY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
