>leader of the pigs is named Mud Beard, like Mudslime.
Holy shit did /pol write this movie?
>scene where Mud Beard is fondling and molesting an egg (pedophilia) the red bird tells him to stop and all the other birds lecture him to respect the pig's culture
Dear god this movie
>>74694261
>Racism, Bigotry and Islamophobia: Why the new Angry Birds film represents the worst excesses of Trump's America
>>74694412
t Amhed.
>>74694412
Don't get buttmad that we're MAGA and you just elected sharia in London
>>74694261
I used to think it was just dumb manchildren saying that shit but this movie is truly redpilled and i would take my children to see it
>>74694545
>you just elected sharia in London
Hahaha well meme'd friend
Sadiq is based, he's a moderate muslim and has been pro-gay rights
Just because he happens to be Muslim doesn't mean he wants to gradually transform the country into an Islamist dictatorship
Recep Erdogan was elected Mayor of Turkey's largest city originally, and that turned out to be totally fine
>>74694479
>>74694545
I am pretty sure he was being sarcastic, scooter wielders..
>>74694780
Sweden bringin' the bantz!
>>74694741
>Sadiq is based, he's a moderate muslim and has been pro-gay rights
God you're fucking stupid, there's literally no such thing as a moderate muslim
>Just because he happens to be Muslim doesn't mean he wants to gradually transform the country into an Islamist dictatorship
The Quran preaches that the first duty of every muslim is to convert or kill non-believers. A muslim that dosen't support a one world caliphate, is about as muslim as a gay christian
>Recep Erdogan was elected Mayor of Turkey's largest city originally, and that turned out to be totally fine
Erdogan is quite literally supporting ISIS, bombing the kurds fighting them and is part of the anti-assad cabal in the area
>>74694919
Don't look different from your Normal Tyrone on white girl.
>>74694970
Again, he is most likely sarcastic.
>>74695114
>Again, he is most likely sarcastic.
No he's probably a muslim taqiyyaing us
>>74695114
it's sad when eurobabbies can pick up on satire and sarcasm better than people who fucking speak English as their first language
I swear half the people on /pol/ are genuinely unironically autistic
>>74694741
...
...
Skeptical Kanye face, but then you mentioned Erdogan as a proof of trustworthiness ...
>>74695259
In the first of the post he is praising the guy for being secular, and in the other part of the post he is praising Erdogan a well known Islamists.
I think he is trying to poke fun at potential people who may defend him with the notion that "oh, he is a mayor of England's largest city, of course he have to be moderate!"
Pic not related
>>74694741
Moderate Muslims don't exist. These so-called "moderate" Muslims still support the cancerous parts of Islam but disobey a few rules so as to appear as if they are not extremists. My father is a Muslim who mourned for the death of Osama and supported the Charlie Hebdo attacks, yet he drinks alcohol which is haraam. For Sadiq Khan, the thing that makes him look moderate is his pro-gay rights. Don't forget that he said America will get attacked if they don't take in Muslims, and that the buses now are obligated to say Subhan Allah on them.
>>74695454
Well... At least that fursuit is well-designed t.b.h.
>>74695454
what a creepy fuck
>mfw finding out the prices people pay for these fucking suits
>>74695484
intredasting...
Do you know any examples where Muslims may bash local conservative parties while supporting even more conservative or even reactionary in their home countries?
>>74696342
Here in Englandland Mohammad Sarwar was a Socialist MP, then fucked off to become the governor of a province in Pakistan for the local Reactionary Islamist party
>>74694261
I want to watch
>>74694412
And I just LOVE IT!
>>74696342
>360
>reaches the same position
Huh... really makes you think
>>74694780
He wasn't being sarcastic, rather it seems he was quoting an article that highlights the butthurt the film has created.
>>74696342
There is the Muslim "Bruce Springsteen," he supports gay rights in the West but supports people who kill gays in the Gulf.
>>74696792
Please tell the story to that picture for all those who missed the thread.
has noone got the images explaining the movie?
>>74694412
SHUT YOUR NIGGER DICK LOVING MOUTH YOU DEGENERATE!
>>74694261
I can't wait to torrent this shit. See if it's actually any good, then order 10 blu-rays and give them out as christmas presents to be forgotten under a relative's entertainment center.
>>74696794
Really?
I tried to google it but couldn't find anything.
>>74695454
Is there a grill insider there?
>>74694412
>Trump's America
The lefties are already in the Acceptance phase, glorious.
>>74694412
Why does this make me giggle chap?
>>74694261
One of the only red-pilled kids movies from the last 8 years.
>>74696959
I saw it today. There is no subtly to this film, which is why Liberals are so incensed by it. It does not hide the fact that it is an allegory for the current state of Europe. The eagle is a straight representation of what many Europeans see America as: a once powerful bird who has now grown fat and bankrupt, who spends his days dreaming of his past glory and listening to 80s music.
>>74694261
The movie is pretty based. Took my newphew to go see it and it wasn't half bad. The redpill is subtle. Comfy
>>74694412
i need to become a leftist commentator these articles basically writes themselves
>>74694261
I just got out of it, holy shit that was the most red pill movie I've ever seen, I don't even know where to begin.
Did anyone else notice it was the pig's van that had a Coexist bumper sticker? Someone from /pol/ had to be involved woth this.
>>74697109
It's not real, it's a parody of shit-tier articles from Salon and Huffpost like these
theestablishment co/2016/03/04/london-has-fallen-trumps-fascist-fantasy/
Apparently everything problematic in the world can now be summarized as "Literally Trump"
>>74694261
meme magic is real
>>74697127
You got me thinking, and that may be the case.
Think I managed to find it's youtube and tumblr, pretty sure the penname is "randywolf"
Seems like it is a grill after all, an asian one to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHuDTvNop9g
>>74696342
>360 degrees
So it's exactly the same?
>>74696872
tl;dr the movie was made by polacks.
>>74694261
So how did this movie get made? How did a movie based on fucking Angry Birds become a redpilled allegory for the migrant crisis in Europe?
>>74698364
Maybe it was because it was an Angry Birds movie that people really didn't look over its production much, thus allowing it to become what it is since most were jsut expecting a quick cash grab.
>>74698364
It helps that in the iOS game, the pigs were actual scum that had to be dealt with through death. If the movie went with the "not all pigs are bad!" shit, it wouldn't even be true to the game be anymore. As to how the other redpilled stuff came about, you'd have to ask the writers.
Sometimes, just sometimes, this country reminds me of how great we were before the Jews dug their claws in.
Just to add the soundtrack to this movie was freaking amazing. None of that shitty multi-cultural kids shit, just old school Rock and Roll from the 80s and 70s.
Also to anyone who saw the film did you catch the part where he was walking into the Anger management class and passed by the "modern art" ? First was a statue of a naked male bird which he thought was classy, next was two naked male birds wrestling each other and he thought at was a little awkward, final statue is a giant pile of naked male birds just grinding on each other and he comments how that is pretty degenerate.
>>74698567
What's the backstory anyway?
So far I know the pigs want to steal their eggs.
>>74694741
>he's a moderate muslim
I fucking love this meme.
>>74698908
Birds are looking after eggs, get distracted by a butterfly, pig barbarians steal the eggs and the birds want them back. The main point is that there's no reason to feel sympathy for the pigs.
>>74694412
Is this the next Huffington Post headline?
This man i just saw the trailer and when the mudbeard introduces himself he throws a baby looking pig in hands of a young female bird but sounds older than her exactly lile the refugees that lie about their obvious age to end up raping and breeding with natives.
>>74694412
>Already calling it Trump's America
So the election is just a formality at this point. It already happened and Trump won.
>>74698048
newfag
>>74694741
>Moderate
Didn't he call moderates Uncle Toms? Sounds like a recruiting piece of shit.
>>74699433
>le 360 meme XDD
It doesn't even make sense in this context, faggot
fuck off
Had a look over on the Guardian movie reviews page.
One star and just call it a mess.
So either the subtext is too subtle or the reviewer decided not to mention anything "problematic" in case people went and saw it.
Shortest review Ive seen there actually.
>>74694412
If they admit this is an anti-Islam propaganda movie, they admit every single issue caused by the pigs is also caused by muslims. Let it be.
>>74694261
that's fucking illegal faggot.
i'm sick of you fucking faggot potheads and kikes thinking you can just break the law and get away with it. i've personally alerted the FDA about several illegal fucking lemonade and cookie stands in my neighborhood. they have NO fucking right to go and sell products that could potentially carry disease and harm someone, they have NO license or certification to do so.
there is no society or civilization without LAW. without LAW and the men who ENFORCE it, we're just fucking niggers.
who the fuck do you think you are to sell brownies wherever you feel like? do you think you can do anything you want? are you some sort of homosexual anarchist? fuck you. you're the reason why our nations are being invaded.
and don't tell me you degenerates have the proper fucking licenses and certifications to safely sell cooked food products anyways. you don't. you're not smart enough to pass the tests. and to me? you're nothing but wetback scum.
i hope you all go to prison and die of AIDS. the rest of us are better off without the kind of scumbags that don't ask permission before doing this kind of thing. somebody could get hurt, but what do you care? all you care about is yourself. you're a bunch of greedy kike individualists who aren't willing to be part of a NATION. you're worthless on your own and you're just a fucking chicago criminal selling contraband. i have no fucking pity for you and if i see you, i am reporting you.
die.
>The Angry Birds Movie was genuinely redpilled
>It didn't end with them all getting along
>It wasn't hastily re-edited to be more PC
>It was all intentional
Glorious
>>74694261
I personally love how Muslims are being represented by green pigs, green being the color of Islam and pigs being the very thing they loathe.
We need to get the SJWs up in arms and protesting against this movie. Like massive protests.
>>74694412
>Trump's America
So... Best America? I'll give this movie my shekels just for that
>>74694261
we must get this movie out there once the dubbed versions are available.
i sometimes babysit 2 boys from a leftist single mom
one of them is already wearing skirts and wants to be like elsa. i'm pretty sure she's gonna skip this one, i can't let this happen
>>74695454
Im torn between discomfort and amazement
>>74694412
Don't give CNN any ideas,kek
>>74694741
Youve got to be kidding me. Holy shit the sheer robotic ignorance of this fucking faggot. Well meme'd, achmed.
>>74698908
Birds live in a general peaceful utopia brought about by the strength of The Mighty Eagle.
One bird though is unhappy because he sees through all the bullshit double speak and PC culture the bird village elders want to promote.
Because he doesn't conform and speaks his mind freely the other birds force him to live away from the village in the beach alone. After an incident where he literally cucks a nu-male bird who insults him, he gets sentenced to anger management. Where he meets others birds like him who can't adapt to the liberal bird thought program.
At this point a ship crashes into the angry' shouted, and it's reviled to house two pigs, one is called Mudbeard. They claim they are only explorers interested in sharing their culture and learning about the other cultures that exist in the world. The bird elders love this speech, but the angry bird is suspicious.
That night while the birds host a welcome party for Mudbeard, the angry sneaks aboard their vessel to discover it is filled with explosives and thousands of more pigs.
He tells the other birds about these thousands of pigs, but Mudbeard manages to win back sympathy by explaining that these pigs are his family and they are simply refugees seeking a better life. The PC birds all boo the angry bird, and welcome the pigs into their island with a musical number and montage that shows the pigs being moved into the angry birds home.
The meme magic is growing too strong
We played God /pol/
We played God.
>>74694741
Get a load of this fuckng normie
>>74694741
TEQUILA: ISLAMIC DECEPTION
GOOGLE IT
![ep (36)[(023483)22-38-36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bcUKEC1.jpg "ep (36)[(023483)22-38-36].jpg")
>>74700669
WE ARE ENTERING THE AGE OF EYEBROWS
This movie is full of subtle redpills. Liberals will ignore them though.
>mfw I realized they're portraying muslims as pigs
>FUCKING PIGS
>>74695454
Hope there is at least a chick under all that, but I would probably be wrong, best to assume it's a mentally fucked up guy.
>>74694261
it's not redpill
that's just pols interpretation
If any retards here had any doubts before, here you go
>>74700752
>tequila
any links to see it?
if it's good i'll take my nephews to it and pay full jew price to support the studio.
>>74694741
>Recep Erdogan
He is trying to make Turkey more Islamic and less secular.
>>74701092
No fucking way.
>>74694741
You should just kill yourself right now.
Was Zootopia a bigger redpill than this movie?
>>74701092
>pig snout and bird foot instead of religious symbols
wow I didnt notice that before, subtle
>>74694412
or it just represents the crisis/epidemic happening in germany
not everyone gets along in the end in this one.
>>74701092
haha what the fuck
>>74694741
>moderate muslim
There's that phrase again.
How did supporting the "moderates" in Syria work out again?
How did supporting the "moderates" in Iraq work out? Afghanistan, Pakistan?
Funny how these "moderates" keep turning into those dastardly jihadis, now armed with the weapons you gave them to fight the jihadis.
Must be magic.
>>74700442
Why does she need a dubbed version, is she retarded?
>>74694741
>Yes hello, internet police, I've just been savagely trolled
He has always been called Mudbeard
Believe it or not the game has the deepest lore
Someone recap the movie. Did the pigs leave? Did the heroes secure an existence of their people and a future for angry birds?
>>74700654
The angry bird becomes more suscipous after he catches Mudbeard fondling an egg(which the birds treat and babies). After again beinging dismissed by the village as a bigot, he decides to seek out the mighty Eagle to help him drive the pigs away.
After a long journey to reach the might Eagle, the three bird friends learn that the Eagle is anything but mighty anymore. he has grown fat and bankrupt, and merely lives off of the past glories he has won and his collection of 80s rock tunes.
They decide that Mighty Eagle won't help them and return to discover that the pigs have lured all the birds to a party, where they have placed explosives throughout their village and stolen all of their eggs. The angry bird tries to stop the pigs alone but fails and the pigs bow up all the buildings of the birds and make off their eggs (kidnapped children).
The angry feels powerless but then the village comes crawling back and apologizes to him and says how right he was the whole time, they ask him to lead them to get their children back from the pigs.
The Angry bird gives a speech about how sometimes you need to get angry to fight evil and the leads all the birds in an attack on the pigs' island.
The Birds bomb the shit out the pig city and start to wreck the pigs shit. The pigs fight back and Mudbeard escalates his plans to eat all the birds children before they can stop him.
The Angry Bird and Mudbeard duke it out over the eggs, and when all looks hopeless suddenly Mighty Eagle comes rocking in to the sound of 80s music and bombs the ever loving shit out of the pig city.
>>74701092
Oh fug
>>74701825
Why is your English so shit? Build wall beaner.
>>74694741
Time to kill your self my frond :)
There are pigs of other races too
I just saw the movie, ask me anything.
As for further references:
There is a part where Red is flying from the slingshot and knocks over two adjacent towers.
And when the eggs, something that the birds consider synonymous for children, are stolen, Red says that they're weirdos for wanting to "eat eggs", questioning if anyone would do that. When he looks at the mime, he says "I mean, you look like you would".
someone post some archives of the reviews. i'm bored and want to laugh
>>74702094
How did the liberal birds try to damage control the pigs stealing eggs?
>>74702094
germany did 9/11 confirmed?
>>74702018
KEK'D
>>74701092
>in high res the i on coexist is a stick of dynamite
>>74702043
I'm typing on a shitty iPhone with auto correct. Sorry amigo...I mean friend!
>>74702018
>bird women
>>74702018
>bluepills mocking redpill for disgust with interracial relationships
HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>74701092
WOAH
>>74702018
The full version is even better
>>74702171
The only time they ever do it is when they first show interest in it.
Mudbeard sees one and immediately fawns over it, and the Pink Bird questions if they lay eggs. He says "I wish", then has a love thought montage where it then shows him pointing at a cloud shaped like him eating it.
Red tells him that it's fragile and he should be careful, only to be condemned by the leader or whatever for making their guests uncomfortable. They don't try to damage control it when they take all of them, though.
>>74702186
Maybe, but they crashed the pig's towers.
>>74702537
I can get behind this movie
>>74702644
i cant have been the only one who wanted to fuck the canker sisters
>>74702537
>>74701092
What is the C and the S?
>>74702711
marie is mine
>>74694643
>would
Why aren't you doing it tonight?
>>74694412
Islamophobia: why the birds should let the pigs fuck their women and their eggs. Example for all of us?
>>74702811
is she the blonde one? bc the blonde' mine
>>74695454
>>74695454
The eyes don't actually move at all.
It's an optical trick to make them always appear toward the viewer.
It's the same way those paper dinosaurs work, though the hat in your pic has 'lenses' over the eyes to hide the actual (cup-like, concave) shape of them better.
>>74702766
C is Islam, the Crestsent Moon
>>74702766
Islamic crescent moon and a snake
>>74702480
I think it's a war strategy, they use the female bird as a bait and then bomb them
>>74703004
snake is just a guess, should clarify
>>74702145
How did animation get so gay?
>>74702094
>>74702612
Oh yeah, that reminds me:
In the first part of the movie Red accidentally cracks open an egg, and the first person the chick sees is him. It calls Red "Daddy", and he's taken to court for it.
>>74701800
Who the fuck builds manta on Windrunner
>>74702934
blue haired, funny thing is I actually met some chick who looked like the blonde one
>>74698048
>getting newfagged by a fucking roach
hilarious, just give it up m8
>>74702537
holy fucking jesus, this is too much, i'm seriously about to go hard in angry birds and start looking at everything related to angry birds, this is hilariously intriguing, i have to research the creator..........mother fucker is probably a /pol/lock
>>74702537
Holy fuck
>>74703078
>>74703004
Holy God
>>74699891
ooooo-kay there... Did you miss your afternoon meds today?
>>74699019
>my shop is still getting posted around
my proudest moment...
the book isn't the one I used though.
>>74703309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
>tfw this movie was produced by Trump
>>74700752
>tequila
KEK
>>74700669
"When i go online, eye brows"
>>74694741
Britain is doomed
>>74701432
>ewe-ish conspiracies to GAS THE PREDS FLEECE WAR NOW
yes
>>74694261
Director_1: Fergal Reilly
Director_2: Clay Kaytis
Writer: Jon Vitti
All of them appear to be non-Jewish, including the writer. Here is a snippet from his Wikipedia.
> Jon Vitti (born 1960) is an American writer best known for his work on the television series The Simpsons. He has also written for the King of the Hill and The Critic series, and has served as a screenwriter or consultant for several animated and live-action movies, including Ice Age (2002) and Robots (2005). He is one of the eleven writers of The Simpsons Movie and also wrote the screenplays for the film adaptions Alvin and the Chipmunks and The Angry Birds Movie.
>>74700752
it's TAQIYYA you moronic fuck
>>74696792
can someone link the thread for this?
>>74694919
Those are finnish girls...
>>74700752
>>74703169
my first girlfriend in highschool looked like a chubby short version of the blonde one. big ass tho. she was like 20 and a sophomore and smoked and now i love girls who smell like cigarettes but i dont want to
>>74703740
They definitely finished him off.
>>74703850
>>74703823
You're*
>>74694741
>he's a moderate muslim
>>74703588
Zootopia was an absolutely based movie and most of the cucks here haven't even seen it
>>74701800
They fucking glassed the pig city.
Fucking glorious.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TOO GOOD HOLY FUCK
>>74704177
>>74703985
Fuck man....sauce? I have never played Angry Birds and never knew it was red-pilled All this shit makes me want to watch the movie and play the game lol.
This is a good and subtle way to red-pill kids though eh?
>>74703985
That looks like a suicide bomber. Isn't that what Isis fighters do in Syria (i.e. drive car / truck with explosives in enemy location)?
>>74704374
dude im just pouring through the google results of "angry birds comics"
It's a fuckin kekmine
>>74697674
I just saw it too. Holy shit this movie is packed to the brim with political references. What were the "13 trophies" in reference to with america?
>>74694261
Popcorn blockbusters can't even show death toll in movies (civil war) and they shove niggers into every fucking movie. Meanwhile this animated cartoon tackles muslims, and PC cutture. It's fucking weird
>>74704693
lol
>>74694261
wait, so this movie is getting bad reviews because its supposedly islamophobic
>>74694261
ISLHAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
PRAISE BE TO PORKAH AND MUDBEARD HIS PROPHET
>>74695454
U-unf
>>74704789
expect a lot more butthurt in the next few weeks after it's been out for a while. I guarantee most people didn't even know the movie is like what it is.
>>74697958
I'd fuck a girl furry
>>74704789
More or less, it's hilarious how irritated they are getting over it, but they push their own narrative and it's acceptable.
Let them suffer and scream all they want, it means nothing, we have our victory now, let's enjoy seeing how they squirm.
>>74704624
I was debating that with a friend who saw the film. he thought they were in reference to the "feel good" movement among millennials where we hand out trophies in American education for absolutely stupid shit like coming in last place or "trying hard".
>>74698901
>Also to anyone who saw the film did you catch the part where he was walking into the Anger management class and passed by the "modern art" ? First was a statue of a naked male bird which he thought was classy, next was two naked male birds wrestling each other and he thought at was a little awkward, final statue is a giant pile of naked male birds just grinding on each other and he comments how that is pretty degenerate.
Did we write this in our sleep or something?
God, I have to see this movie now.
>>74699393
Also this. They've all admitted defeat in their minds. It's fascinating.
>>74704976
>>74705020
so basically its like how the critics will praise ghostbusters cause if they give it bad reviews, they'll be labelled as sexist
link to movie? its not on my tracker yet
>>74700654
>>74701825
Holy fuck.
>>74704789
That's exactly it, I fully expect there to be an "independent movie studios are dead" article appearing in every entertainment news company soon.
YESSSSSSSSSSS
>>74704995
How many girls are even into that sort of thing? Isn't mostly mentally fucked up guys that do this mainly?
>>74705025
But why the number 13? Could it have been the 13 colonies or something else? They went out of their way to pause for a moment for him to say that as if it were a joke.
>>74694741
>>74694741
>>74705249
>>74695454
the fuck do these things always have ridiculous hips.
>>74702145
One more movie I don't have to waste money seeing.
>>74701800
They get nuked by America.
Have any of you fags actually seen the ending? What is it like? The final message is the most important?
>>74705020
Its making a lot of money though. Hopefully we get a sequel.
>>74702062
>>74702537
Oh God.
Oh God /pol/
I've realized it.
We are Red. We are all Red.
>>74705313
Even autists and mentally deficient tards like them hips, I guess.
>>74701800
>Did the heroes secure an existence of their people and a future for angry birds?
No because this is a prequel to the games where you need to kill more pigs, they're never gone but at least they now put up a fight.
>>74696792
>>74696872
>>74703723
I need to know if what these posts are implying is true.
>>74704998
Oh my gosh. The "reparations." THE MEME MAGIC IS REAL, EVEN THE CARTOONS ARE BECOMING RED-PILLED.
>>74705542
red pilled
>>74703004
>Islam and snake
HOW IN THE FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
>>74703067
I'm not saying we should infect racemixers with the Zika virus...
But we should infect racemixers with the Zika virus
>>74703309
Are you sure that's a bird foot? It looks more like a sword.
>>74705520
All the bird eggs are eaten. Remaining birds adopt pig culture. Those who resist are publicly executed with TNT
>>74703595
>Simpsons
Well that explains it. He must fucking hate Jews.
>>74704177
>oy vey birdim we're birds just like you
>>74702537
>anti-racemixing targeted at children
We jews now
>>74699891
is this pasta
>>74694741
>pro gay rights
Guess you've never heard of man love Thursdays. Or the fact that they're very open about "women are for making babies, boys are for pleasure." So I'm sure he is pro gay rights.
>inb4 they kill gays
I said boys, not men. And they will argue there is a difference.
>>74694741
>based
>gay islamic jew
>inbreed shitskin
Lol britbong please, continue your suicide we will stay over here.
>>74705247
K-12 = 13? One trophy for each year of schooling?
>>74703139
It can work if you're going against a silencer or a storm
>>74704789
Yes, but few reviews have pointed out just how /pol/core it truly is
>>74694919
>bringin'
>bantz
Hello there, reddit
>>74704789
Yes, but few reviews have pointed out just how /pol/core it truly is
>>74704998
MUH REPARASHUNS
LITERALLY just saw this in the theater. I'm posting from the parking lot.
>>74702043
t. mohammed the bernie voter, angry about the movie calling his filthy race pigs. Not realizing that this is more of an insult to pigs.
The life of one pig is worth more than the life of every single Muslim. Just sayin, m80.
>>74705684
>red pilled
Iron pill ive heard.
Ive taken em all m90s.
Shits fucked.
Perfectly equilibrium fucked.
>>74706156
>>74706121
why did you reply twice?
>>74700049
Eating yourself is haram.
>>74706178
How was it fampai?
>>74706178
Were you entertained?
>>74694741
everybody calm down, this bong is clearly being sarcastic
>>74694261
The jews want to make us fight the mozlems for them? Nothing new.
>>74694741
>>74706106
Good point
>>74705520
It's exactly like you expect it to be.
Everyone is leaving the pig area with the Mighty Eagle and the COEXIST car. Red goes back for one egg, and mudbeard goes after him.
The King Pig gets it, and stands atop a mountain of TNT in the castle. He tries to cook it with a candle, and Red tells him to stop. I think that Mudbeard made some sort of remark about Red that reminded him of his anger, and Red remembers when the leader told him that anger doesn't solve everything.
After that, Red sees that the giant pot the pigs were going to cook the eggs in is about to fall in through the floor onto him. Red stalls by telling the King Pig he won, but he forgot won thing. He grabs the egg and stands there, and the bowl falls on top of him, covering Red and the Egg. The TNT explodes and blows up the entire Piggy civilization.
Everyone gets back to the slingshot area with the eggs. The other birds note how the Mighty Eagle doesn't look exactly so 'mighty' and notices Red is gone, and the parents of the egg he had weep. There's a sad moment, followed by Red coming out of the debris. He holds a cracked eggshell up much to everyone's demise, only to realize that 3 baby blue birds (like in the game) are inside of it.
Red goes back to the top, and approaches the weeping parents from behind and returns their children to them.
Cont.?
>>74706106
Holy shit I didn't even think of that but it make sense within my friends argument
>>74696342
Wanna know why they call it the Xbox 360?
>>74704374
game is ..fun, absolutely not red pilled in anyway, came out wayyyyy too long ago to be a parallel to the fugee crisis
>>74706666
wanna know why they call em quads?
>>74694412
nice post fuck boi
>>74696544
>>74705226
First my little pony, now angry birds.
Redpilled right wing cartoons are slipping beneath the jewdar
>>74705542
You fuckers are reading so much into this movie it's not even funny.
>Pigs were green in the videogame to begin with.
>Mud Beard probably has that design because some beta designer faggot got cucked by a guy with that beard. It could also be a fedorabeard and he's green because he's envious of normies. (See how stupid this is?)
>Game had you exploding and dropping bombs already.
>The "coexist" sticker is just a light-hearted joke.
>The eagle is just a an eagle, not the US. Otherwise Simba is also the US (and
>The owl is not Merkel. It's just a fucking bird.
>The whole plot is stupid.
Get your head out of your ass, pol, you're so fucking autistic you're starting to believe your own conspiracy theories.
It's just another turbonormie movie.
>>74706864
>my little pony
wat
>>74706864
>my little pony
>red pilled
explain
Just got back from seeing the movie.
I will bring up some parts not mentioned.
When he goes to the anger management session the judge sends him to, in the hallway is modern art and it is just well modern art. Red says he doesnt understand modern art or wateve.
One of the birds names is Terrence. When the anger management consultant asks what he did to be there Police sirens and women screaming goes off. (Niggers raping ofc)
Also it started with just two pigs and throughout a series of events more pigs just start hopping out of the boat.
Also the bird island is named Eureka lol.
This is /pol/s movie
>>74694741
I'm 99% sure you're trolling, either way I still lost my shit.
Well done.
>>74706923
Argentina is going ape shit because they're still not being accepted as white.
Maybe one day.
>>74706923
>>74706864
nice try faggot now douse yourself with acid
>>74694741
This is some decent bait.
>>74694412
>>74706923
mudbeard literally said the pigs were refugees you mong
>>74706666
When you see it, you turn 360 degrees
>>74706864
hide new zealand posters
torrent where
>>74694741
Turkey is fine.
We should have let the Nazis ass fuck you.
>>74707283
>New Zealand
That's Australia
>>74707222
>Typical
Excuse me racist, he's QUINTESSENTIALLY British.
>>74700752
TEQUILA ISN'T JUST ISLAMIC DECEPTION, SHE IS ALSO THE QUEEN OF /POLE/
>>74694970
I think that was the joke anon...
>>74706923
Have you even bothered to go see it, Argentina? I thought the same as you until the movie started to make more and more blatant statements about immigrants.
>>74705542
Sure we are. Red, black, white.
Just like the bird.
>>74706562
>He holds a cracked eggshell up much to everyone's demise, only to realize that 3 baby blue birds (like in the game) are inside of it
>he then helps raise them to kill pigs like him
What a happy ending.
>>74707222
>>74707377
Check em
>>74707367
this
>>74707001
>>74707015
There was an episode that was blatantly anti-marxist and anti-collectivist.
