Wow, it really makes you think after seeing something that brutal, we need to do something to stop this madness worldwide.
Now I'm a #SurrendAir
>>74688117
What happened UK?
>>74688117
It's not even worth laughing anymore, I'm so sorry bongers
>>74688117
What the fuck.
I could throw a kitchen knife at someone and cause more damage but I wouldn't have to register it right?
I've literally seen papercuts that look worse lol
>>74688117
Pussies
DONT BE A TRIFLE, BIN THAT AIR RIFLE
>>74689100
Kitchen knives are illegal. You dont have to register your spork though
>>74688117
>pellet guns can break skin
What a tragedy.
>>74688117
what did she trip and fall or something?
>>74689069
Not England!!!
Scotland!!!
Scotland is retarded!!!
I've been shot in the arse with one it doesn't hurt that much, needed surgery
>>74689100
You'd better bin that knife.
>>74689100
lmao kitchen knives in birtian, what are you crazy?
>>74688866
Sunset, my boy. Sunset.
>>74688117
>warning: not for the faint hearted
Why even bother posting if no bongs can look at it?
>>74688596
>got an air weapon? Or license it surrender it
These are the people who invented the language and they can't speak it.
>>74689229
kek
Wake me up when everything is ok
I used to have a Daisy 15XT for home defence but can't find one anywhere now.
So much stuff that I've bought over the years has been banned. Extendable baton (banned), police baton (banned), .22 repeater (banned).
Yeah it feels great knowing that some black guy won't shoot me in the back or a police officer won't execute me for being annoying, but what do I have left?
We already know that the USA laws are a joke and so are ours, so why don't we try to find some middle ground?
>>74688117
Lets ban all water because a few people drown each year.
Lets ban all transport veichles because a few people drive drunk each year.
Lets blind all lights because a driver got flashed and had an accident.
Lets ban all houses because a few houses burn down each year hurting or killing someone.
Lets ban food because someone will choke to death eating each year.
Lets ban all trees because a tree fell on someone and got killed.
Lets ban....
Ive seen more when i trip and dragged my knees. Whats next, ban non padded floors?
I think I ran out of schadenfreude, this is just not funny anymore Britain.
>>74688117
>get hit by pellet
>let it bleed
>don't clean it up
HURR SO DANGEROUS BAN ASSAULT PELLETS
Nigga I got more blood from a nosebleed. Check yourselves bongcucks.
>>74688117
wow how did he survive?
Does your country get triggered to death when you get a papercut?
>>74689436
The scottish have never been able to speak english correctly burger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqXcyrheOU
>those sandnigger languages on the police station door
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>74689764
Did you fall on a fucking cheese grater?
>>74689687
>Air gun
>Home defense
Britcucks everyone
Are air weapons bbguns?
>>74689928
For lazytown cunts that can't be assed to watch the video
>>74688117
What's with all these "makes you think" threads, is it a new meme?
>>74688117
>a bunch of idiots use air rifles to plink at people and animals
>rather than find these people they decide to license and then attempt to ban them
>>74689069
Scotland has some seperate laws, if something is fucked up in regards to guns in Europe, they're at the front of it.
>>74689989
I understand where you're coming from but criminals really don't have guns here, Yeah, you need a gun if your burglar might have one but honestly an air gun makes you better armed than the average criminal.
>>74689687
>Yeah it feels great knowing that some black guy won't shoot me in the back
Niggers don't obey laws though. They'll get a gun if they want one.
Or they'll just cut your head off and steal your pants.
>>74689982
nah carpet burns fucking hurt alot
>>74689764
That's some cool makeup you have there.
>>74688596
Is this real ? WTF
I'm not even american and still shocked.
>>74688117
Hey they are dangerous I lost eyesight in my right eye cause of one
>>74688117
>>74689764
Wound opening in all directions at once. So fake.
>>74689982
Thats not my knee, just the closest thing i could find.
I tripped while climbing up a concret slope. Slid all the way back down with my knees dragging.
Actuall cheese grater injuries are much more severe
#binyourlife
t b h
>OY MATE
>SAYVE UH LOYFE BIN THOT NOYFE
>>74688117
The people with 3D printed guns in Britain must be treated like gods there
>>74689100
>>74690566
We need to ban cheese since it could encourage the use of cheese graters.
>>74690587
sounds reasonable
>>74689335
For the pakis to raid the bins to get free knives.
It's okay, I can fight off the air rifle-wielding psychos with my trusty pumpkin carving knife.
>>74689331
kek, i shot a friend in the foot a few years back, fucking blood everywhere, he needed surgery too.
>>74688117
FROM MY SLIGHTLY CHILLY, PASSED-AWAY HANDS
I noticed they use the word surrender in their propaganda. Is this common usage in British English or do you think it's subliminal message, really meant to say resistance is futile?
>>74691100
All bantz aside, how hard is it to get a gun and a bunch of ammo in Bongladesh?
>>74689100
>>74689928
Jesus fucking christ.
Someone outside of the UK go and post this, I don't really want my house to be raided.
As a friendly reminder;
The current UK homicide rate is about 150% the rate before gun licensing.
The current UK violence against the person rate is about 190,900% the rate before gun licensing.
The current UK robbery rate, that is theft with force, is about 196,400% the rate before gun licensing.
The current UK attempted murder rate is about 690% the rate before gun licensing.
Yes, those are thousands.
There is also a negative correlation between gun ownership and homicide rates regardless of what group of countries you look at, be they EU countries, OECD countries or all countries.
https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/historical-crime-data
This is honestly one of the most embarrassing things.
>>74690307
>but criminals really don't have guns here
That's a complete lie, they just don't use them because they can kill you just as easily with a knife since you're unarmed, getting a hold of them is not hard here.
One of these days, Britain will get their shit together and ban all utensils.
>>74690307
the point of a gun is not to have one because the criminals do. even in the US plenty of crime is committed without a firearm because there are added charges for that and lengthier sentences.
the point is exactly that; to be better armed when you can be. being better armed means you are able to gain compliance before anyone does anything to you or someone else, thus preventing or stopping a crime.
>>74691222
I'd say pretty hard.
Even their own cops can't seem to get any.
Also that poor man, his injury is so bad he can still stand on his leg just find for a photo op?
>>74688117
some kid shot his friend in the neck with an air rifle and killed him pretty recently too
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3568669/Two-teenagers-arrested-suspicion-manslaughter-14-year-old-boy-shot-dead-air-rifle-Bury-St-Edmunds.html
#SurrendAir
>>74688596
FUCKING GUN GRABBERS REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>74691222
There are numerous licenses to jump through, with 95% of the weapons you enjoy in the US being only available on a specific license only granted case by case by the Home Secretary, typically these go to dealers for military. I'm on my phone now so I can't pull up my reference list, but just give it a quick search. California is as free as Texas when you compare it to the UK.
>>74691345
tell me this is fake
>>74689100
terrorist
>>74691349
Violent crime has sky-rocketed in the UK since guns started to be phased out.see >>74691338
Criminals that wouldn't try and attack someone if there was a realistic change of them being able to fight back are no longer deterred by anything.
These criminals only think in the short term, the unlikely possibility of being sent to a cosy prison cell with their friends some time in the future doesn't register as a threat since it's 1. not that bad 2. long term.
The only thing that deters violent crime is instant reaction.
>>74688117
What happened to the UK. You used to be cool.
>>74691498
Jesus Fucking Christ...............I bought an AK on the internet the other week (one of many) and it was mailed to my local pawn shop and I filled out a background check paper and left before he ran the check.
I ordered 3000 rounds of 7.62X39 and they were literally mailed to my door step.
I feel so fucking bad for you
>>74688117
>#BINTHATFOOKINSPOONCUNT
>>74689777
>Lucky trips Checked
Britcucks not funny anymore.
>>74689394
But dad, you said the sun would never set on the Empire!
I mean, we rebelled against your evil tyrannical ways, but we never stopped believing in what you taught us. That ultimately, the world would bow before the superiority of the sons of Albion.
What happened dad? Why do we, your faithless sons still believe and you do not?
>>74689687
>>74689659
you know what must be done britbongs
>>74691560
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-26574789
>>74691658
Don't worry, criminals here can get these guns easy enough.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35772470
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3498580/Shooting-suburbia-Chilling-moment-gunman-dressed-Muslim-robes-opens-fire-teenager-broad-daylight-north-London-cul-sac.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34537850
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-27831474
>>74691658
Yeah, its really not fun.
That being said, there is a lot less *need* for them here, and honestly introducing them now would be a bad idea. It sucks not even being allowed sport target shooting at a range or something. But social cohesion is so bad in places like London or Birmingham that arming the gangs can only end badly.
Probably gonna make the most of my dual citizenship and move back to the US in a few years.
>>74690111
is that a happy merchant stowed away in the background?
little wonder
>>74690527
>women are worthless and deserve to be raped
>rapists deserve to die
is that fence you're on comfy?
>>74690307
>inb4 only big gangsters can get guns
Are big gangsters really concerned about stealing a PS3 from a house in the back end of nowhere?
>robbed the two male occupants of a number of items including a Playstation 3 games console and games.
http://www.fifereporter.com/fife-news/armed-robbery-at-lochgelly-flat/
>>74690733
>posting a fake
>reading about all the bullshit restrictions on pneumatic weapons in britian a few months ago
>now they are trying to get rid of them entirely
I mean I get that self-defense is illegal in your shithole, but god damn.
You need a license to own an airsoft gun in the UK
Not even lying, look it up (UKARA license)
Wait, do you actually need a licence for an airgun now?
>>74691104
That puts me off too. We have gun buybacks in the US but they just outright say "surrender your weapon."
Really weird shit there. Like looking at a slave society.
>>74692066
>introducing them now would be a bad idea
Why?
Criminals are cowardly by nature, if there's a chance the person they're trying to attack has the ability to fight back and kill them they're far less likely to attack.
The only ones that will be attacking are the ones fully intent on killing, which would have already been trying to kill you anyway.
>>74692184
pic related
>>74692017
>>74692066
Fuckin a.........I love muh freedomz, I drive around with a 12 gauge and a 9mm in my truck and a hammerless 38 in my pocket all day
I would feel kind of naked without that shit
>>74691338
I got you senpai.
>>74692483
>I would feel kind of naked without that shit
Compensation: The post
I don't need to buy objects to feel like a man. My manliness comes from within.
>>74692479
that Skorpion looks pretty dope desu and I'm not even /k/
>>74692639
Na, I live in Alaska..........it's a little different than Tower Hamlets M8
>>74692483
there's always someone manlier than you
just don't rise to it
>>74692601
I meant on that video you cheeky bugger you!
>>74692639
I'm sure it does considering the only time you ever feel manly is when you have a big brown dick deep inside of you
Woah... Really makes you think huh. Now I'm #SurrendAir!
Shot myself in the forehead accidentally once with a .22 air rifle.
It was a rebound, I wasn't just being a twat and pointing it at my head.
Not important to the discussion, just thought it'd be an amusing anecdote.
WHAT A BUNCH OF KEKED FAGGOTS
>>74692184
>all dem WASRS and carbine gas ARs
>>74692639
>I don't need to buy objects to feel like a man
>feeling naked = emasculated
Yea I sure do feel like a woman every time I am naked.
>>74692969
kek, I might own something like that if it could haul a sockeye gillnetter
>>74690733
>>74692969
Thing is those big ass trucks are incredibly spacious and comfortable, as well as safe and can haul/tow much more.
mini trucks are cool but I think i'd rather drive the full size
>>74693472
Translation: my obese burger ass can't squeeze into anything smaller than a huge truck
>>74693151
10/10 rapes against women by men involve penises.
Hmm...Really makes you think huh. Now I'm #CastrateAgainstHate.
>>74688117
Scotland's fucking shit
Please bomb them
How can one be so cucked to vote no on gaining independence?
>>74689100
Ask bernie. Every town needs a State Mega Kitchen wih professional sharps handlers. You're giving the idiots ideas
>>74689230
That spork better not be made of metal
>>74693586
>I ride the bus because personal motor vehicles offend muslims.
>>74693617
fuckin kekkkkkkkkk that made me laugh hard
So, what will be banned next? My bet is on weapon-like objects.
>>74693718
Top Bantz coming from the burger.
>>74693755
:->
>>74693586
Translation: The queen has left me with nothing but sticks and twigs to shove up my butt.
>>74688117
lol what a pussy. It's just a fucking pellet.
DON'T BE KOOKY
BIN THAT COOKIE
>>74688117
Wow Im so fucking scared of a glorified BB gun
I got my Tanker M14 so suck it you limey
>>74691338
The manlets, they're learning.
>>74692782
looks delicious m8
>>74693770
They're already banned, they're imitation firearms.
>>74688117
What the fuck is wrong with you people? How long till it's illegal to go outside without safety helmets, kneepads, elbow pads, and a life preserver. You guys are so completely fucked. Fuck your nanny state.
I am now an #antipelletmissile
#onepumpidump
#useCO2sandlose
>>74688117
wow really makes you think doesn't it
>>74691658
There is a big difference though:
You have a constitutional right to bear arms
Firearm ownership is contituionally recognised as a privilege here. Meaning the Government can and regularly does redfine how "necessary" a british citizen needs to own a firearm.
Look up the history of Gun ownership in the UK if you're curious, you'd be surprised to see that up until around WWI we had similar levels of gun ownership to you, yet as the decades went on the Government slowly changed the criteria of meeting the gun ownership "priviledge" and what type of weapons that entails etc, it's pretty fucking scary.
It's why I fully support all your efforts to protect that 2nd amendment. As soon as your Government gets their claws in, you'll end up like us in a few generations
>>74688117
>small skin breach
>shocking
sure it would sting like a motherfucker but it's not enough to ban the toy that is the closest thing that bongs will ever have to a firearm
>>74694009
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>74688117
.177's are basically mini .22's
anyone who would shoot someone with one is functionally retarded.
It's always the same thing, some atrocity happens, and then in a state of panic, "something has to be done" and you end up losing liberties.
That's how we lost our guns. There was some incident in the 70's that was the final straw, and without a constitution to back it up, we lost muh guns.
>>74694143
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle558-20100221-07.html
>>74694175
Our culture somehow became infected with the european "le more sophisticated than you barbarians" mentality.
We barely have jury trials any more.
>>74688117
swedes aren't cucked here even...
for gods sake, I can't even count the number of times I had to go to the local tiny "ER"/doctor to pick out some pullet fragments, wet paper even a fucking match straight in ther...
Parent pissed each time, we seemed to have some accidents on each other quite often where I grew up.
Quite frankly other kids from the school ran away when they visited us.
bloodpoisoning is dangerous so it should be treated when it penetrates.
My father played the same stupid games as us too, ran round like idiots and shot each other. Didn't see doctor, got blood poisoning.
kek also good times. Once I was shot in my ass, this one did not penetrate and it was short range, it was fucking purple and I couldn't sit properly for like a month...
God damnit it was my cousin, that was a airgun, I had an airrifle and managed to cock it and hit him straight in the bottocks too.. he were shorts, I had pants
>good times
>boys need to do this
>or they become cucks
>tfw this is what your air rifes are against.
Joking aside, I have a legally licensed revolver in the UK.
Before anyone shits themselves in outrage and disbelief, it's true, I have a Pietta 1858 .44 which is, of course, a black powder pistol .
>Hurr durr black powder
Still a gun, still dangerous. The drawback is reloading, that's alleviated by quick-change cylinders.
To get this gun legally I had to have a gun license, easy. An explosives handling license. A locked and registered gun case with entirely SEPARATE locked and registered case for the black powder and shot. I also had to show cause for why I wanted it and actually in my case shooting vermin was accepted, on account of living in rural Wales on a farm.
It's actually a whole lot of fun "plinking" with a black powder pistol, extremely satisfying, I'd recommend shooting to anyone.
Now, the nitty-gritty; Is this a defensive tool? No, absolutely not. The repercussions of me brandishing this gun in defence go far beyond my own punishment, not only would I no doubt go to jail no matter the outcome of the trigger pull, local legislation would get swiftly changed and I'd be fucking over other british gun owners.
Still, it's a whole lot of fun seeing a .451 (Yeah, it's weird that a .44 uses .451 or at least I thought it weird) ball hit a rat.
>>74694388
>http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle558-20100221-07.html
Jesus Christ it's even more terrifying when you read it like that
>>74693951
>I got my Tanker M14
pics? Ive always wanted one of those
>>74693064
Sorry mate I don't have a jewtube account.
>>74694388
Well we still carry the scars from being occupied. Don't need a 2nd amendment to convince people to buy arms.
Even if our little brother guernsey is too easily influenced by you lot we will keep our guns.
>>74694723
BAN ASSAULT STONES NOW!
>>74694723
Have they just ran out of ideas now?
>>74688596
The empire has fallen. Anyone worth a damn left decades ago. Nothing but willful serfs and their inbred gentry on those islands now.
>>74688117
#BanAssaultRocks
>>74694761
Saying you can get something comes nowhere close to the point of Shall Not, which is trusting the citizens, having negative rights and putting the pressure on the government.
>>74694143
its all scotlands fault dude
kill all of the ETERNAL PICT
>>74690103
Bb or pellet guns.
>>74694761
>black powder pistol
jeses do you have some halberds and ancient crossbows as well?
>>74694761
If you can't use guns for self-defense there's really no point in owning one.
>>74693102
Ahmed, we will be feeding the Muslims to the pigs the next time they pull of a major terrorist attack here. You should leave. May want to read up on our history. That cuckoldry you see on the surface is very much an act. Multiculti is penance and it's not going to last much longer.
>>74693275
>rebound
The word you're looking for is "ricochet."
>>74693472
new trucks suck sooooo much. 80s chevys with stick shift are where it's at.
Well mate so it looks like you are behind us. Even so cucked ex commie country like Poland allows it's citizens to have black powder weapons without any licence
>>74694761
Licensing black powder guns is even more retarded than air guns.
Black powder guns and black powder are ridiculously easy to make at your house.
Air guns are easy to make.
Even semi-automatic guns are easy to make.
>>74695104
That's kind of a poor view to hold I feel.
I mean, I know where you coming from but a gun doesn't have to be used to kill people. They can be sporting tools, which is how I actually originally got into guns with using a fancy PCP air pistol at a local club, I was hooked.
Squeezing off that perfect shot, that's skill. It's beautiful.
>>74694761
I can get a Norinco M14 with a basic gun license. Fucking morons. How are you supposed to fight against the government if they turn into authoritarians?
>>74688866
The European Union
>>74695257
The Government made sure we cant
See:
http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle558-20100221-07.html
How about an actual electric gun Britain?
This is a functional one from denmark, though it is dismantled ofc.
You don't even hear a sound, just prolly some bacon smell
>>74693770
matter
>>74695220
Why settle for home made semi automatic when you can have home made full automatic!
STEN guns for everyone! All you need is a spring and some tubes.
>>74689100
>Oi u cheeky wanker, is that a knife?
>>74695348
>Brits go through hell trying to ban guns
>People just start making their own lightning guns with basic materials found at any hardware store.
I can't wait for the first news report of a rapist being shocked to death.
>>74695147
either we'll be annexed or renamed North Western Iran after the NDP gets elected. Good thing I live innawoods :^)
>>74689928
I see no problem with this. Makes sense to decorate stations for the people that get sent to them the most.
>>74694723
>talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place...
>>74693770
air, specifically assault farts
the feminist are stating that men fart to asses dominance, that's why we fart hard and loud and laugh about it.
If you fart on or near a minority, it's also a hate fart crime.
>>74695339
My gut tells me this is the elite scared that a revolution would take place. They managed to dodge the bullet and didn't want a Reds v Whites scenario. The UK is a police state to serve the gentry.
>>74695519
>NDP
Are they worse than Weedman's party?
They also censored the ending of a Simpsons episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8oaQyMD2i8
>>74689764
That honestly looks like a shitty application of liquid latex and paint.
>>74695519
I'm holding out hope for a nationalist candidate. Weedman only got elected because it was a choice between one globalist and another. A nationalist will clean house. I wasn't joking when I said our multiculti shit is mostly a ruse. Canadians fucking hate immigrants, always have. Watch even the so-called liberals turn into full blown stormfront when you talk about Chinese immigration. It's very telling.
>>74695440
Because they require "some" technical ability.
The rest is just scrap metal with basic welding.
A fully automatic gun firing black powder ammunition though, just imagine the cloud it would make.
I'm not sure how easy it is to make the smokeless powder with household goods.
>>74695617
If the NDP was elected, Sweden would look like a far right ultra authoritarian state in comparison to us
>>74695486
As you see, even though this was on the PhD dep for keks, it's not hard to make such a device as you state, you don't need a PhD.
Part if someone already make you the blueprint.
Hmmm...
Also this 2kw hydrogen cell should give you enough frying power. *drool*
>>74695249
Self-defense isn't the only reason for guns but if you can't use them for protection you might as well not have them since you effectively don't.
The thought that most countries around the world don't let you protect yourself effectively is unbelievably scary and just shows how far western civilization has fallen.
>>74695679
I feel a little bit sick.
>>74695679
Wow, that totally ruins the joke and the musical cue.
>>74695805
Really? What do they want and why did so many of you leafs vote for them?
>>74695833
Globalist elite, they're infesting our weak representative systems. Athenian mob rule is actually preferable. I thought the masses were actually retarded but when you look at polling they'd make better decisions collectively than our treasonous leaders.
>>74692639
A brown man comes within you.
>>74690437
Yep.
If you think British laws are harsh, Scotland is a whole other ball park. What we are to other countries, scotland is to us.
>>74695833
Honestly, it's not as difficult as a lot of people are making it sound. Automatic weapons are of course out if the picture and pistols are a nightmare, but so long as you live outside the city it's a piece of cake to get a shotgun for whatever reason you want.
>>74695679
ddr tier, this is way out of hand
>>74695885
Guns are bad and evil and even a lighthearted joke about them makes you a bad person :^)
>>74688117
What have we become, white people? Honestly. I'm just so disappointed in us.
>>74696006
So just how powerful are the landed elite there? This is my only hypothesis for just how cucked that place is. With an unarmed populace they can rule in whatever way they want.
>>74696109
Our leadership has almost universally been terrible. The nobility has effectively demonized populism.
>>74695897
They extent of their policies comes down to always trying to one up the Liberals in being "progressive". The last debate between the Mulcair and Trudeau turned into a shouting match between who could apologize more for residential schools and who could take in more refugees.
They're supposed to be the "worker's party" but they've literally fucked up everything they've touched. The last time they were elected they were kicked out 6 months later due to a vote of no confidence.
>>74695833
>but if you can't use them for protection you might as well not have them since you effectively don't.
You can still have fun with them and defend yourself.
If my life came down to it, fuck the law.
I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
>>74689764
this looks like the time i lowsided at 60 mph in jeans.
salt water and a lot of alcohol later i could walk again.
it was mainly skin pain since the knee skin flexes so much during normal movement.
after that i found out how glorious leather racing pants really are.
>>74696036
You fuckers better vote UKIP.
>>74693586
I drive a relatively small sports car (Not british midget small but small)
i fit fine
there's just no point in driving in a bouncy rusty old mini truck, at that point just buy a van
>>74695178
Lol ride control automatically makes your argument invalid, let alone every other reason.
>>74696204
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>74694723
what the fuck where is all that blood coming from
how is he still alive and how did that not just completely destroy his skull
>>74688117
>shocking isn't it?
Compared to what?
>>74696134
It's hard to say, since the restrictions came in relatively recently.
There's been no large scale trouble, most civil disorder is met with unarmed riot police. People still die in that case, when police get the kettle boiling.
There's no telling what side the army is really on, but people felt secure enough, and guns weren't popular enough, that the reform passed with little trouble.
This was before the mass immigration issues though, naturally.
Until very recently antique weapons were legal, which made for some pretty neat headlines when gangs had shootouts with WWII weapons.
That is pretty deep in there though. How do they take it out? Does it cause permanent leg pain?
>>74696358
every day bro. I dream of the day I can have a fag and a pint after a good fox hunt with our lad nige
>>74690488
That sounds terrible, I know how you feel though. Every time I look down the sight of my air rifle, I lose eyesight in my left eye. Guess these things really are dangerous
>>74696358
Of course
>>74693770
>filename
>>74690971
kek
>>74695897
HAVE A LOOK AT THEIR 2015 PLATFORM:
1.x series is basically about increasing worker's rights
>1.1J: lets address artists' financial challenges
>1.1M: add social responsibility criteria for companies' employees/community/environment
>1.1O: support worker's participation in workplace democracy
>1.2B: discourage vertical integration
>1.3A: fix infastructure by new Canada-wide funded program
>1.6E: introduce pro-active pay equity regime enshrined in law
I should elaborate that this is wage gap equity they are talking about - its already illegal to discriminate against most things for pay
>1.8E: Banks need to provide more access to loans
>1.10E: Opposing all forms of privatization
>1.13A: Unify consumer rights agencies
2.x series basically tells us gas/power is gonna go up in price
>2.3B: Government controlled carbon market to deter greenhouse gas emissions
>2.3C: strict energy emissions standards applied to cars/appliances/buildings
>2.4D: no more subsidies to fossil fuels
>2.4E: no more new nuclear facilities, start switching off nuclear
>2.6A: all economic decisions must consider environmental impact
>2.6C: environmental sustainability is social responsibility
>2.7C: Canadian environmental standards must be put in trade agreements which Canada is a part of
>>74693718
I ride motorcycle and often rev in a racist manner.
>>74696807
>>74697056
3.x series generally increases access to welfare and supports big government in regards to healthcare/law enforcement
>3.1B: fight privatized healthcare
>3.1O: Extend health care act to home care/palliative care/prescription drugs
>3.3C: increase child tax benefit
>3.3F: Childcare is protected by law
Technically it was to place children as a ward of the state so the government could legally intercede and force you to parent the way they want
>3.4C: discrimination laws now include economic status
>3.6D: extend EI measures
>3.6E: no more two week wait for EI/increase benefits to 60% of best 12 weeks
>3.8H: harder to sentence dangerous offenders
>3.9A: more RCMP
>3.9B: more RCMP to address cyber crime
>3.9D: all cities/provinces/territories can now ban handguns
>3.10B: victims support needs to be funded in part by the public
4.x series is all muh minorities/immigrants/refugees
>4.1A: more protection for women/minorities/refugees
>4.2H: push environmental and climate change concerns in global economy
>4.3B: moratorium on deportation of non-status workers/families until cases and appeals are done
>4.3D: mobility restrictions on temporary workers need to be lifted
>4.3E: temporary workers get to bring family members
>4.3F: temporary workers get ability to apply for permenancy on themselves and family
>4.4C: no more immigration and landing fees
>4.4F: reform immigration process to remove arbitrary appeals/processing of requests
>4.5B: promote trade agreements that support women's rights
>4.6E: reject ballistic missile defense programs
>4.6Q: remove marriage clause so spouses who marry after 60 have access to military pension/health benefits of any primary that passes away
>be british
>pop down to the liquor store
>buy a few bottles of beer
>start back to my flat
>the sharia patrol spots me
>suddenly surrounded by a squad of swarthy bearded men
>spot a few constables walking down the street
>call for help
>the PCs avoid my gaze and whistle loudly
>one of the men bellow ALLAH ACKBAR and kicks me right in the bollocks
>scream in pain and fall to the ground
>one of the beer bottles breaks on impact
>the sharia patrol kicks me a few more times and runs off
>stagger back to my feet and pick up my case of beer
>suddenly the constables are running back towards me
>one of them points at the broken bottle
>"OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER, THAT LOOKS SHARP"
>o shit
>spend the rest of my life in prison
>god save the queen
>>74693449
is that real life ?
>>74697056
>>74697213
I thought I wasn't going to turn into an intolerant old man until my 60's but I guess mid-20's is fine too.
>>74697213
5.x series is more of the above
>5.2C: under-represented and marginalized need more support in political process
>5.3A: abolish unelected senate
>5.4C: enhance minority language services in public education/health/childcare
>5.7A: enhance social justice for natives and metis
6.x series continues the trend
>6.1A: minimum salary for women, ensure pay equity, improve access to EI
>6.1B: improve parental leave benefits
>6.1C: more funding to end violence against women
>6.1D: abortion is fully funded and universally available
>6.1E: multi-year funding for women using women's shelters/transition housing
>6.1F: Status of Women is now government body and gets to be involved in Canada's international affairs
>6.1H: improve women's participation in politics and women's groups in public policy development
>6.1I: apply gender-based analysis to public policy especially addressing needs of women
>6.1L: promote more women's equality
>6.3A: no rollback for LGBT rights
>6.3B: support international LGBT rights
>6.3C: gender identity/expression added to prohibition grounds for discrimination
>6.3D: strengthen laws against hate propaganda and hate crimes
>6.3F: end censorship of artistic works of sexual orientation/identity
>6.3I: pay more attention to LGBT who left the military who complain about their "dishonourable discharge"
>6.7A: strengthen multiculturalism
>6.7C: support social/cultural activities of ethnic communities
>>74697270
Minimum salary for women/
Holy fuck we need to end that party.
>>74697227
yes we are in real life
https://twitter.com/mpshackney/status/562993045759856640
>>74697216
>liquor store
It's called an "off-licence" in the UK.
>>74688117
OMG. Is he kill?
>>74693889
Do not risk it
Bin that biscuit
>>74688866
Well like pic related we cite these events but really its because we are cucked.
>>74697491
thanks rare flag
sexeh leg :>
>>74693449
>lost my mother to a bike wheel
never fails to get a chuckle out of me
>>74688866
They don't know.
>>74692331
Misleading, you need a licence to own a replica airsoft gun.
I could go and buy a two-tone tomorrow and walk around with it under my flat-cap no problem.
#youbetterwatchitsonorillblindyouwithmebbgun
>>74693837
mfw it's only a matter of time before someone pushes their luck too far with the Queen's Guard
I can see it now "Young man executed by gun-wielding guards" "He was a lovely boy, always kept out of trouble" "Queen's guard to carry replicas"
>>74688117
Jesus fucking Christ your country is so fucked
>>74698543
The queen should dissolve parliament or something if the UK doesn't Brexit. These people are traitors.
>>74694723
looks fake tbhbbq
>>74688117
Scots are such fucking pussies. Ive gotten worse from falling on a rock.
>>74688117
I hate yuropoors so fucking much.
![sadtj2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8pAQg6P.jpg "sadtj2[1].jpg")
>>74688596
yfw Robert the Bruce fought and bled for this.
>>74697451
lmao this shit is hilarious
do brits have to open boxes with their fingernails then?
>be british
>finally get my 'wife' to surrender to propaganda and impregnate herself with brown sperm
>4 months later she gives birth to a very cute """human""" """"baby"""" that is a literal blackbody with an unstoppable urge to project liquid curry shit onto the street and a basketball magnet hand which will throw explosives and hit circular objects with 100% precision
>feed baby pajeemaleeqa muhammad the only thing he will eat (fried curry kababs with watermelon drank)
>kill myself as mandated by the state
>couldn't be happier
>>74696607
People still have guns, they're just not idiots about it. You really think everyone handed their weapons in? There was a case a few years back where some young lass got raped badly, her granny went to the hotel where the boys were staying and shot their bollocks off (literally, good on her). She even said she wasn't stupid enough to hand it in at the time.
>>74696654
Probably don't, my grandad had shrapnel in his knee from WW2 until the day he died. The wound never healed for 60 years...
He used to put dettol in his bath, top jej
>>74699042
The point of having guns isn't just to have guns, it is to restrict government.
>>74690733
>Lucy Lovelace
>"That's a huge one"
>>74693449
Did the police just steal the radio out of their car?
>>74689394
Lets start the fire again dad we can do it. Brexit when.
>>74697056
oh my
>shut down nukes
>kill fossil funds
>tax carbon
>enforce environmental standards
what do they expect the country to run on? Tolerance and Diversity alone?
Seriously do they not understand how power works? You'll just end up importing power from America and ruin your self reliance.
>>74699135
WTF? Why? You can get entirely new knees.
>>74695178
>he fell for the classic meme
LMAOing at your life.
>>74699243
That was the point I was aiming for, she kept the gun because she knew one day she'd need it, whether it was if the government got too scary or other shit like her grand daughter getting blacked
>>74699542
I knew they were retarded but killing our nuclear program - one of the most advanced in the world - is fucking braindead. These people must be working for someone. That's insane.
Lol pellet gun?
Ised to pop birds when we were 9 or 10 with those.
>>74699493
Brexit won't happen, we rely too much on Europe to leave. If we did leave we'd just be bending ourselves over because we need access to their single market and we'd have to accept their terms with no say
>>74688117
>SURRENDER
>SUBMIT
>OBEY
>BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING
kek
>>74699561
Proud Yorkshire bastard that's why.
Men like him didn't just 'get new knees', probably kept it to remind himself etc.
He died in 2001, were new (good) knees a thing then?
>>74699618
all you have to do is look at Germany.
Lost billions on closing down nukes early, and now they have to import french/russian power at a huge premium.
They are less green because of it, and now they're vulnerable to pressure from France and Russia. Well done Germany.
I don't think greens actually understand how many windmills you need to replace a nuke plant. You need thousands, and they have a third of the lifespan, and they're far more expensive. More efficient than solar at least.
>>74699720
>we need access to their single market
what a lovely meme
The tarriff costs of all the goods we export are lower than the EU fee we pay now.
Bearing in mind we're the largest importer of European goods, if we leave, which means they have to allow free trade or enact tarrifs and fuck themselves in the ass.
They need our market, we don't need theirs.
>>74699708
I can't decide if the white dude is alpha as fuck or just one of those retarded faggots who can't appreciate the gravity of any situation
>>74699953
I think they've been doing titanium knee replacements for a couple decades now, though i would imagine it was much less likely back then. It's pretty much a common procedure now, I know two guys who have had it.
>>74700269
There are the useful idiots and the paid shills. The green movement is almost entirely a special interests crusade to make money.
>>74689884
No, I believe they've banned paper
>>74688117
>WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
haha brits are ridiculous
>>74700682
That's depressing
>>74700682
That is genuinely depressing.
What the fuck happened to Britannia...
>>74693676
Bernie supports common sense gun control. I don't agree with him, but stick to your own politics if you can't take the time not to shitpost about ours, leaf.
>>74693770
is jersey French or British?
>>74695768
>I'm not sure how easy it is to make the smokeless powder with household goods.
You can make primitive smokeless powder by soaking cotton in nitric acid.
Pay license fees.
>>74694761
do you keep it in ye olde dungeone next to your broadswords and longbows by chance?
>>74700682
Whenever they find things like that, why can't they just ship it to America, where it'll be appreciated?
They're no better than ISIS cunts blowing up centuries-old churches and shit because "muh graven images" or whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb5tjUBUzsI
ratting is fun
Honestly the police here are turning into a south park sketch this time next year they'll be fucking 2d.
>>74695679
This poor guy is going to have his life ruined for uploading this video.
>>74688117
you think this is brutal? How about actual murder that is still legal?
>>74690307
a security guy in Leicester just got shot in the dick like last week. It's easy for an actual criminal to get one
