Discuss.
Picture is unrelated.
Nothing would change for me.
I treat this board as the satire it is so who cares
>>74687437
I'd be in prison
I'd be fucked for life, tbqh.
Absolutely nothing. Everyone I know knows I'm pretty fucking racist.
>tfw progressives at my college are too pussy to challenge me so they stay in their safe spaces.
I'm fucked. I'm to the left of /pol/ and I've tried to sway pol by adding references to jewish conspiracies and such in my posts. It is impossible for me to explain to normies why "You fell for the ___ jew" was in no way meant to be an anti-semetic statement.
I'd be the same. No friends, no gf, no money.
>>74687437
>suddenly there's a record of all the times I just posted 'prrffrrrbffbbttt' thread for about 4 months
>>74687437
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>74687569
More accurately, this.
I'd feel sorry for German posters... Swedes too.
>>74687437
No one would care or be surprised in my social circle.
Wouldn't bother me. Everything i've said on /pol/ i've said publicly as well.
>>74687601
iktfb
I would probably never ever be employed.
>>74687437
It already is.
Everything you post her gets logged and IP-traced by Google.
Google has everything posted here on their servers. The jews know exactly who I am, where I live and what I do.
Fucking jews, kill yourselves.
OP asks: would anyone just move to the next anonymous image board?
Nothing would change. My family is all Trump supporters and I remodel houses with my dad, so there's no worry about getting fired.
Now some of the shit I've posted on /v/, then I'd be fucked.
I only come on /pol/ to fuck with people so I'd be fine
>>74687554
This.
>>74687437
To whom? I have no friends.
>>74687437
already have a kikebook account.
>hiding what you think
pussies
Ghost becomes the internet meme he wanted
thanks to Canada's """Free""" Speech laws I would get thrown in prison
I'd still have no friends and i'd be a little more angry
>it was just a prank, bro
im here to shitpost about the inferiority of canadians, among other things.
this is all for fun
>>74687437
There goes my political career.
>>74687493
Wouldn't care less senpai.
>Implying it's anonymous
This shit is being gathered in a database. In terms of normie a though? Most of my friends know my views already. Also I doubt people would take the time to go through the years of posting I've done anyway.
>>74687554
The excuse I have used many times when people ask "Anon why are you looking at a website full of pictures of swastikas, frogs and Donald Trump"
>>74687437
>tfw want to run for governor
>tfw political career over before it starts because of shitposting
I'm fine. My friends and family either accept my politics or are already redpilled.
>>74687647
It is anti-Semitic because you're using jew as a synonym for bad, you idiot.
>>74687898
I hate the self-hating Canadians on /pol/
But if there is one thing I'm jealous of its that America has actual Free Speech laws, not the joke we have in Canada.
The left-wing NDP are regressives that want to curtail free speech even more because free speech shouldn't hurt peoples feelings :,(
>>74687437
All my good friends already know i'm racist towards nigs, jews and muzzies
>>74688693
>>74687898
Our free speech protection isn't as good as the American's but it's not awful.
You have to literally be handing out pamphlets calling for niggers to be hung to get arrested.
>>74688831
hanged*
>>74688689
I when I call things the ___ jew I mean it as seriously as when I call people ___fags.
I've been on 4chan for years, people feel more comfortable talking to people unafraid to be politically incorrect. You're right though, there is no way I could justify calling things the ___ jew or calling people ___fags.
>>74688883
Isn't hung also correct you faggot leaf
>>74687437
Then literally nothing would have changed.
>>74687437
>shitposting isn't satire
>>74689030
It is not, wafflenigger.
>>74687437
Everything I've posted here is something I've said in real life at some point, or would say if the subject came up. Other Canadians here bitch about "but muh free speech laws make it impossible" but that's not true at all
>>74687554
>>74687844
>>74688263
Daily reminder that JIDF still browses /pol/ and they still haven't changed their pathetic bots.
All "/pol/ is satire" comments are jidf. All BTFO threads are also JIDF. Add to filters and save yourself the trouble.
I'd be alright. I have enough charisma to charm myself out of most situations. That and if anybody takes anything from this site legitimately, they're an idiot.
I live in Washington State about 5 miles away from Seattle. They would rally and behead me like muslims seeing a women without a burka
>>74687437
Nothing, really. Just about everything I've posted on /pol/, I've said in real life to people who then went on to tell others. Even the black guy at work knows I hate niggers and think they are ugly and stupid, and he still talks to me like we're best friends.
>>74687437
All you'd see are threads I make about the Anglosphere, and shitting on the current pope.
>IT'S THE CURRENT POPE
This would be rather a bad thing
>>74689234
There is no way paranoia this hilarious isn't satire
>>74687437
I would be fucked m8
>>74689234
I'd like to just kill every jew instead.
There would be no need for /pol/ if the jews didn't exist. Just think about it. Political correctness was a jewish invention.
Shits and giggles would be had
>>74687437
There would be a lot of habbening posts like "9.0 Oregon TOMORROW, pacific NW BTFO" and "Jews arent bad" posts. I'd be fine.
I'd likely lose my job.
Which honestly, I don't think I'd mind.
>>74689404
kill yourself jew
No one would be surprised.
>>74687437
90% of my posts on /pol/ can be summed up as follows:
>cuck cuck cuck BAKUCK!
The rest is serious discussion.
I just come here to shitpost so people seeing that wouldn't make a difference
I would probably start looking for divorce a divorce attorney since my wife's black
I'd be fine. I only comment on Trump threads and politics. I would absolutely love for my employer to fire me for expressing political views outside of work. I would sue the fuck out of them and win.
>>74689551
It's really hard to determine whether this is satire or actual, raw autism
>>74689234
I disagree with the atheist vs. Christian threads being started by JIDF but everything else is good.
Atheists want to see the light so they make those threads
It already is...
>>74687554
This, fambai.
>>74687773
no.
It's ok, your data is safe with me.
I dont post anything autistic unless I'm in happening threads.
>>74687437
Everything was a shitpost contradicting each other. Including my next post which will contradict this one, everything I type is super serious and comes from the soul.
I'd be more worried about my r9k posts
But it would probably ruin any political career I wanted to pursue
>>74689611
>The rest is serious discussion.
Okay so apart from the goy who pushes his eternal anglo shit is there anyone here who has actually been serious? I mean /pol/ is mostly inhabited by /b/tards who just stepped up their game with politics because nothing upsets people as much as getting their national pride crushed by some australian on the internet.
Its like poetry that writes itself.
>>74687437
lots of pic related
>>74693282
I've been half-and-half.
>>74687437
>implying /pol/ is anonymous
I probably already have CIA file a mile long anyway that can be summed up as "Big ole meanie, likes Hitler and yells at black people on internet"
>>74687437
>thinking it's anonymous today
>>74689250
Her eyes say "Ooga Booga"
But her lips say "Achtung"
>>74687437
No changes. People already know I'm a trump supporter so they think I'm the worst person ever.
>>74687664
^^^^^^
My goodness. If anyone bothered to put all the posts I've ever made together, they might just stand to learn something. The kind of subtle enlightment and intuition that comes with a steady observation of reality
>>74687437
My leftist friends would hate me and try to ruin every relationship I have, my right-leaning friends would think I'm a monster and my racist friends would call me a race traitor for recognizing Indian and Persian aryans as caucasians.
>>74687773
how do you figure? Through the captcha? I don't believe you, looking at requests coming from this post I'll update you.
>>74687437
Jokes on you, know one knows me
>>74687437
Let police come, I am armed enough for this.
>>74687437
could not give a shit
>>74689715
We'll convert them someday from their false religion of evolution.
>>74687437
People would call me autistic, pol tards would call me Australian
Well I'm married to a Jew, so I would probably have a hard time explaining the distinction between everyday Jew's and "the Jew's" to her.
Assuming anyone even cares to read through thousands of shitposts for the rare handful of genuine posts I have made.
>>74695641
Is she a meddling coin clipper?
>>74687437
They'd find that I don't care much for Mexicans and a whole lot of Owl pictures.
>>74689111
Holy shit you are dumb.
IT IS HUNG, NOT HANGED.
That sounds stupid.
>>74687437
>implying its anonymous
>>74694304
Indians and Persians are Caucasians.
BUT contrary to popular belief, Caucasian DOES NOT always mean white.
>>74695775
Nope. Which is why it's all memes and bullshit.
Here have an owl.
>>74695765
A towel is hung.
A person is hanged.
They are not interchangeable. A corpse can be hung. Until the person is dead, or is just referred to as a body, it's hanged.
>nigger
>person
Whatever. Still hanged.
>>74695888
>indians are cuckasians
Damn son
>>74695961
>nigger
>person
Whatever. Still hanged
Kek
>>74687437
I had a dream I was campaigning for President and something like this happened. I was kind of embarrassed but kind of glad at the same time.
>>74689450
are you the same "Kill every Jew before they kill you" Norwegian in every thread? I feel like I see this meme a lot, and it's always Norway. Good on you either way desu
I would probably get lots of orbiters
>>74689271
I live in Seattle, they are to beta to do anything. I have seen guys with Trump hats and no one says shit to them. Well that's not true ,one guy said he gets a lot thumbs up and hushed I'm voting Trump.
>>74695731
No, she is a very sickly girl from a rich family, spends money like its going to be worthless tomorrow. Since she will be dead in 5 years, she doesn't care about saving it.
Nothing. In Armenia, pol memes are everyday dinner table conservation. Other than things related to weeaboos and sexual degeneracy.
>>74687437
the police & psychiatrists would come looking for me along with angry finno ugric people.
I'd probably lose everything. I do a great job of sapping what people want to hear sp around annoying nigger faggot Jews I'm a blue pilled little goy boy
>>74693282
Somewhat true. I have a sister that married a rich jew from Harvard. A lovely blue pilled family that would gladly ban goys from owning firearms to fight off feral niggers
>>74696197
why do you post this? every time I see it an estonian flag is attached
>>74687554
>le /pol/ is satire meme
kill yourself
>>74687437
I wouldn't care, there is no niggers/sand-niggers/SJW in MY country.
Unlike yours.
>>74687437
yes im not afraid of who i am . everyone knows im a racist
>>74696511
>Armenia exists
I legitimately thought it was still part of Russia. Good for you. Now revive the spirit of Tigranes II and Make Armenia Great Again.
>>74694399
Captcha is owned by Google. Read the Terms. They admit saving everything including IP.
It wouldn't matter. There's absolutely no rhyme or reason to my posting. Sometimes I troll from the left, sometimes I troll from the center, and sometimes I play the fashy goy. I post with different styles, attitudes, and themes. If anyone called me out personally for posts that I've made, I would just accuse them of lying.
>>74695927
I got an owl that lives next to me (I live in the country next to a river)
And I hear his coohs every night. He sounds ginormous. How big can an owl be in the south florida wilderness.
>>74698650
They save the captcha data and other related to google, but what about 4chan form data?
I have no friends in real life and less than 5 people know my name on a social level so im not really worried
>>74697952
But it is
>>74699080
this
>>74687601
>i.e. you're a sweaty awkward edgelord and nobody bothers
>>74689680
>AM I RIGHT PEOPLE I MEAN COME ONE EVERYONE LIKES TO SUCK BLACK COCK LIKE ME RIGHT
I regularly post left-wing opinions and shit on conservatards, so no problem here. Maybe the occasional use of the word nigger might get me into trouble, but that's been a 4chan thing in general since the dawn of memes.
>>74687647
So Canadians spout memes irl?
>>74699044
http://chronicle.su/2011/07/08/recaptcha-logs-identities-of-anonymous-4chan-users/
>We log information related to reCAPTCHA, such as the Internet Protocol address of the end-user, an identifier for the implementing site, the URL of the site accessed, the CAPTCHA solution, the result of the CAPTCHA grading, the date and time of requests, and one or more cookies that may uniquely identify the end-user browser.
Can't find the original Statement. If this is true, they can easily identify Posts.
>>74687437
>I live someplace where I could get fired/jailed for participating in "satire" and every other country must be just as cucked as mine
most people here would be ok having a beer with me or people like me and a civilized debate about the evils of dindus/kebabs/shekels/femcommies. pic is a politician in România...still a very free man years later
>>74689643
nice
>>74698004
atleast our country doesnt have a declining birth rate and a pussy population you slanty eyed fuck
>>74687437
>pic related
no but seriously ive no friend and im my own boss. Only thing would be my gf but I think I would survive
I'm just a sad NEET.
A grand total of maybe twenty people know I exist, and that's pushing it considering I'm counting way extended family.
Maybe five or six steam friends I talk to whom I don't know in real life would probably just think I dropped off the face of the earth or something
Maybe my mom or sisters would go "oh, he wasn't kidding about supporting Trump, but I didn't know it was this bad" but they'd get over it and move on
>>74687437
>Anon you have used the words 'nigger' and 'Jew' over 6,000,000 times. Explain yourself!
"IT WAS A PRANK BRO XD"
>o-oh okay hehehe :)
>>74699100
well /pol/ is doing a terrible job at it
trump destroyed 16 opponents so far and they still aren't giving up on the satirical joke
If it was satire we would be hillshills
Who cares I am an autismo with no friends anyway
>>74687437
Everybody already knows I'm either a left leaning libertarian or a libertarian leaning liberal anyways so basically nothing.
Everyone would find put that I'm a gay Republican into furry shit.
>>74700639
He said /pol/ not /b/.
>>74700808
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ___
I post thousands of spiderman pictures on various threads almost everyday, been doing it for 6 years now. I would imagine if the government had to go through all the shit I have posted they would probably kill themselves.
>>74701006
....goddamnit. This site has ruined me.
>>74687437
I lurk mostly, and I tend to post on religious and economic discussions. I guess there might be questions about that one nihilist I told to kill himself but otherwise I wouldn't hesitate to publicly defend everything I've said here.
>>74695961
>>74696053
epic set up
>>74693830
Massively underrated post
OP here, thanks for taking part in my little "social experiment" to see if /pol/ was as hardline neocon as it says it is. It isn't.
You'll find me in thread klas.
>>74699044
I've found a more reliable source:
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/google-no-captcha-adtruth-privacy-research-2015-2
Google collects information with reCAPTCHA:
>Screen size and resolution, date, language and browser plug-ins (all Javascript objects)
• IP address
• CSS information from the page you are on
• A count of mouse and touch events
>The implication is that Google isn’t just looking to identify whether you’re a human with its No CAPTCHA, but potentially exactly which human you are. The combination of first-party cookies and a browser fingerprint can be tied back to an individual — and most individuals simply clicking “I’m not a robot” won’t know this is happening behind the scenes.
>>74687437
i don't hold stupid opinions, i have nothing to be embarrassed about
>>74687437
finally get to oust all the shills on this board
guess im el fuckto m8
>>74687437
I'm not an attention whoring faggot with a facebook so I would be fine.
99% of my /pol/ posts are trolling anyway.
>>74702368
It fucking sucks to be that horse.
Also, what exactly happens after that? Like I can't imagine that wouldn't ruin the tone of the entire thing.
>>74701006
>>74701320
Is.. is it loss?
You wanna talk about ruined by 4chan, any abstract form I see makes me think of miscarriages and bad video games
>>74687437
It was a prank bro.
>>74699318
Yeah if you were to gather all the autistic losers in the world into one country then that country would be india.
Canada is the country even india would laugh at
>>74687554
Yeah,same!
>if 4chan is no anonymous,this comment will save me from partyvan
>>74703956
The horse runs around the arena once and falls over, kicking and shit. Hell, you can see the lungs exposed.
>>74687554
I mean c'mon ofcourse it's satire, no fool actually takes any of this seriously.
>>74687437
>mfw I normally contextualize my posts here and then put them in Facebook
I literally don't have to give a shit.
>>74687437
>implying it's anonymous
>>74687437
I will give me all the info you want now. You think I give a shit what others think of me. Nope. I live where you fuck with me I can end you. With predijuce. Suck it.
>>74687437
I practically say all of what I do here outside because I'm not a hyper liberal or neo-nazi.
>>74687437
It depends on the circumstances but in a word fight.
>>74687591
same I would probably have to go to mexico to find work
I've been tempted to wear my great grandpa's SS cufflinks to work one day to see what happens.
>>74704401
But still, just imagine it.
Like
>Uh... do we kill the bull or try to get it out of there?
>Should we shut down the show at least until we get it cleaned up?
>>74687437
Trudeau himself would execute me for hate crimes, my family would be disgusted, and my friends already know I'm a /pol/lack so their opinions wouldn't change.
>>74687437
nobody would know what's true or false because so many posts would contradict each other
>>74698796
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_horned_owl
>>74687437
I have no friends and live with my parents, so nothing really.
My dad would find out I hate niggers, so we might bond a little.
>>74687437
Nigger im on so many layers of irony that they would leave frustrated. Hitler did no wrong.
>>74687554
This, plus I mostly cuck post and try to start flame wars, both of which would probably be looked upon kindly by polite society considering how 'misunderstood' /pol/ is.
The few people at my gym would pretend to care about me just because they'll know how depressed I am.
>>74710100
You can always go one layer deeper. Always. Even when you loop back on yourself and become sincere you are still going deeper.
>>74709447
Yeah, but they'd cherry-pick the ones to dress you up however they liked.
>>74687437
he'll be fine.
>>74687437
Satire.
>>74687437
I'd have to tell the tax man about all the tens of shekels I made from Soros for making shitposts on /pol/
This thread surprised me. I mean I would straight up run away from home. I come here to vent hate and try to cause arguments 50% of the time and 4 years of that would accumulate to paint me as an absolute monster.
>>74711040
"But it's just bantz"
>>74697701
N E W
E
W
>>74711269
I've made a few too posts that are far too detailed about why women shouldn't be in power at all anywhere.
>>74711618
>a few too many posts**
>>74687437
I'm in London, at uni, doing a Creative Writing degree and sharing a block with shitskins.
I'd be fucked, brothers.
>>74711618
Everyone on some level knows and agrees with that, especially women. You'd be fine.
>>74687437
There is no doubt that I would be tried and convicted of propagating hate speech
i w-was just p-p-pretending you guys!!
>>74712544
My friend sent me the link!
>>74697701
He's trying to say that Estonia is white like well-brushed teeth. Joke's on him though; Slavs aren't white.
