>Be canada
>elect dude weed lmao cuckboy as Prime Minister
>cancuck posters begin to shitpost out of despair
>they literally cannot even compare to austrailian or american shitposters
Give me one reason why canadians should be allowed to post here.
Protip: You cant.
>>74673701
DUDE
pls no bully
>>74673780
WEED
FUCKING
blazed as fuck right now everyone
>>74674041
LEAF
>>74673701
you're just jealous of our diversity
>>74673934
>>74674129
>>74674053
>be canadian
>cuckedagain.jpg
>>74673701
>american shitposters
uhh since when this this a thing? Americans do shitpost, but you have and never will be regarded as a shitposing nation in the same way Australia or more recently, Canada are.
Give up OP. You will never be a professional shitposter. Just another stupid burger trying to play with the cool kids.
>>74674500
>implying canadians are cool
>implying canadians arent subhuman
>>74673701
What the fuck did you just say to me, motherfucker?
>>74674500
go away budget australia
>>74674619
If he beats me, I win.
They really are comically bad at shitposting. It feels like your weird friend's dad trying to get into whatever the kids are doing.
"Look at me boys, am I a minecraft yet? Haha so much fun doing video games with the boys"
All canadians shitpost the same way too.
They must be in on some hivemind 5th level irony here
>>74673701
Australia, what do you have to say?
defend your job!
>>74674642
>>74674567
>looks at watch
Wow! Three minutes in and already two responses. Hook, line and sinker, Americucks.
>>74673701
>Give me one reason why canadians should be allowed to post here.
They don't have a nigger president.
>>74674903
Was this taken in Detroit?
happy shabbat, everybody
Sweeden takes the cuck crown in my books.
>>74674903
Americans always seem to forget they are the most cucked nation
>>74675127
Not really... It kind of varies from state to state on alot of things.
America will always be our jealous little brother.
I hope Trump wins so I can move out of this Muslim and SJW infested shithole.
>>74675204
If you didnt win us the war you'd be the superpower and not us. Who's actually the jealous one?
>>74675375
Why even respond to someone obviously baiting or delusional?
As an Australian I take great offence at being grouped with the only third world "Anglo" nation (America).
Canadians may be painfully unfunny but at least they are less intellectually insulting than the Ameristanians that pollute this board.
>>74675204
Yeah, you didn't do that.
>>74675593
Shh... Shh... Let him have his hollow sense of historical relevance.
>>74673701
>Implying the American posters aren't getting progressively worse.
>>74675593
>citing wikipedia
You'll do better next time, little bro.
>it's another "Americans are mad at Canada" thread
>>74675761
>>74675567
uncle tom
>>74675593
Those "British" were Canadians. They lived in Canada.
>>74675375
You won't be a super power for long, I'd rather live in Canada than Brazil 2.0.
>>74676002
>Those "British" were Canadians. They lived in Britain.
The White House was burnt down by the 1st Battalion of 44th (East Essex) Regiment of Foot, assisted by the 21st (Royal Scots) Regiment of Fusiliers and 85th (Bucks) Regiment of Light Infantry.
None of them were Canadian.
>>74675870
>little bro
Yeah, we're bigger than you (in terms of livable land mass), more militarily powerful than you, richer than you, and a HELL of a lot more relevant than you.
Also, your leader is letting your country burn, and turning down offers of support because those offering it are kind of mean to gay people (but not really).
>>74676287
Nice meme, uncle tom.
>>74676349
pic related, no one wants to live in mexico.
your country won't exist in 50 years.
>>74676349
>no citations
lol
You want banter?
>>74673701
30% of us voted for based harper last election.
>>74676607
go away
>>74676676
You want banter?
>>74676713
go away
>>74676785
You can't handle me going away!
Anon, we live in a world that has shills, and those shills have to be butthurt by Aussies with shitposts. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Cuckburg? I have greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for normies, and you curse the Australians. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That normies getting butthurt, whilst tragic, probably saves threads. And my existence, whilse grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves threads. You don't want Aussies gone, because deep down in places you don't talk about in Trump threads, you want me on that shill, you need me on that shill. We use words like cunt, cuck, >implying. We use these words as the backbone of a life wasted defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the intelligence to explain myself to a man who posts and memes under the blanket of the /pol/ which I shitpost to defend, and then questions the manner in which I post shit. I would rather you just said >flag, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and debate another fucking redditor who needs to be scared off this site. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
>>74677197
>>74677197
too long, I didn't read.
