https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvnzQC2lxo
The K5 Robot is 300 lbs, works 24/7, recharges itself, and randomly patrols an assigned geofenced in area. It has infrared, lidar, radar, 360 degree HD camera, face and license plate recognition that it checks with police records, and it can detect gunshots. Future version lined up integrates with static cameras and utilizes flying drones to safely chase suspects.
Are you ready for the Robotic revolution /pol/?
Costs: $6 an hour to rent from supplier
>"Sir, put down that muffin. Only conflict-free and fair-trade complaint foodstuffs may be consumed in this area. You have 30 seconds to comply."
fleshlight and dildo equipped version when?
its happening...
>>74673746
these things are going to get vandalized like mad.
have fun when your $10000 robot gets picked up by some kids and thrown off a bridge.
>police
No more traffic fines or need to police traffic due to autonomous vehicles
No more need as patrols
They will literally just exist to head towards areas that the robots tell them a crime might happen soon.
No more drug war.
They are gonna have to fire like 2/3rds of all police in the next 10 years.
>>74674130
>They are gonna have to fire like 2/3rds of all police in the next 10 years.
>what are unions
>>74674067
Okay
You grab the 300lb robot
You haul it into the back of a truck
Meanwhile 10 drones are circling above you relaying data to the police
Good idea if you want to get jailed.
Also remember, a human security officer has extra expenses, lawsuits, issues, and demands more than $6 an hour.
Robot is superior and this is just the beginning model.
http://knightscope.com/
it says here you can livestream directly from the robot
>>74674418
Yep
It's literally a 360 degree creeperbot with infrared, lidar, and radar
>>74673650
What happens if I piss on it?
>>74674576
It uploads a photo of your tiny photo throughout the internet so that everyone can laugh at it.
Psycho-Pass for real
>>74674762
I'm going for it
Does this AI/robot shit frighten anyone else?
>>74674920
It's exciting
It's like endgame for earth based evolution.
>>74674920
Not really i would overturn it and smash io bits and sell what i could for scrap
>>74675090
Why don't you do that with cars parked overnight?
They don't have the security features of this bot. Your plan is stupid and assumes there is some weakness or flaw to these as compared to any other device.
Even if there was one, they would patch it in the next model or AI update.
>>74675031
which means our extinction
>>74673650
Can't wait for Protectrons!!
>>74675215
We can end up as pets, in the best case scenario.
I mean, assuming this new emergent AI is a new life form. We can't really predict how it will behave. It's evolution is completely different than our own. The natural drives that give humans the will to do anything might not exist. Survival, procreation, seeing "beauty", etc.
>>74673650
"PROTECT AND SERVE."
>>74675289
Or better yet i want a Mr. Handy! Hell yea, the future is sweet amigos!
>>74673650
We have these at my mall. In fact, pic related is at my mall.
No one gives a fuck if they're government though. They look cool and make beeping noises.
I hate them so much.
>>74675505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFrjrgBV8K0
Are you sure you'd want a petman?
>accidently goes crazy and rips your head off.
Black people and spics will ruin this so it never gets out of the prototype stage
Would be pretty great for campuses if blacks didn't exist
Fucking commiefornia
>>74675630
>Get yourself a big electromagnet
>Stick in your bag
>Cover your face a little and walk over
>Activate
>Little fucker is down for the count
>????
>Profit
>>74675630
Yep
They are cute and libtard friendly
They are also scanning you with all sorts of radar/lidar/laser range finder along with recording you for facial recognition.
It's a crazy intrusive surveillance machine, but it looks benign.
Police state won't be scary looking angry faces with cameras. It will be cute little apple-style devices recording your heart rate by observing the redness in your skin.
It's never a sudden shift.
The fire is on and everyone is in the pan as it slowly starts to boil. Right now it just feels kind of warm.
>>74675736
>cameras catch you doing this
>get arrested for murdering an officer of the law
>>74673650
how long till dindus break it?
>>74675649
No, that's great.
I hope they do, this is Orwellian shit and we don't need it. The only time a robot should replace a human is when it's more efficient, not less costly.
>>74675855
>Covered face
>Have all the time in the world to get away since no noise or ruckus
>>74675215
>letting manlet trashcans extinct you
>>74675855
Fuck yes
These need to be classified as law enforcement officers like police dogs are. People fucking them up getting life in prison.
Fascism now.
>>74675834
>what are smart phones
This is nothing considering we have smart phones and social media giving feds anything they could possibly want willingly
>>74673650
>Get a van
>Cover the inside with aluminium paper to stop any kind of electronic comunication from the inside
>Steal the robot
>sell the components
>>74675505
That's not an android.
Android = Terminator
A robot designed to look like a human
Cyborg = Robocop
A human with cybernetic parts
>>74675922
Orwellian how? If its private security for malls and big campuses it sounds great.
Are traffic light cameras 'orwellian' to you?
>>74673650
Jesus christ
George Orwell's telescreens are here
>>74675947
Security guard vs Security bot
>sneak up and whack a person in the head with a big iron pipe
vs
>sneak up and whack this bot with your pipe, it doesn't give a fuck and you have to literally tear it to pieces and smack it 20+ times.
>immediately alerts police and streams recording to cloud storage
The security bot is still more resistant to attack than a human would be. It also always gets a distress signal off and fully records and streams the attack.
>>74676244
How long do you believe it will remain as such? The ones in China already are equipped with a tazer net. How long until the ones here are armed with rubber bullets and tear gas?
>>74673650
We Psycho Pass now!
>>74673650
Screwdriver to the lens, enjoy that $800 repair
>>74676302
>reading comprehension
It's just a glorified computer case still u mong
>>74673650
It is every human's duty to kill these things
Seriously though, why are we making chunks of metal that can destroy us and make ourselves obsolete? Robots will laugh their ass off at us
>>74676143
Police response
Weight problems
Flying drones can chase you
you might get away with it a few times, but it's still worth it if criminals target these instead of people. A dead human is 2 million-5 million down the drain.
>>74676382
screwdriver to a human face
enjoy the medical bill
>>74674343
>he can't carry a 300lb object with a few of his buddies over a short distance
kys
>>74676372
It would be incredibly limited in its uses. I mean, they have guys in riot armor and machine guns already.
Plus, you can, you know, buy an AR 15 or something like it just in case of rogue robots, and vote right wing.
Also maybe someone can develop and EMP bullet or 'nade
>>74676558
Let's assume this becomes a thing
You can develop any sorts of counter measures. For instance static cameras can detect the vehicle entering the property, can check for license plates, can alert police if none are found, can tell bot to run away if it is a lot of people in a van. can deploy flying drones to chase and record the van for police response.
Youre fucked
because your little idea is shit and more intelligent people will counter it.
>>74676555
The protections afforded to a human bean are different than those afforded to property.
And your attempt to equate these toasters as some type of criminal punching bag is laughable.
>>74676460
>flying drones
This sounds awesome
Have the ground bots connected to deployable quadcopter drones it or a backup ai controls
Sounds fucking amazing
>>74676626
Or you could just avoid having them. Places do not need constant surveillance like the cuckold country of the UK.
Get rid of niggers and I guarantee you won't even need half the police we have employed now.
>>74676626
don't even think you would need anything more than a molotov to fuck this thing up
>>74674343
HACKING IS THE WAY TO DO IT
>>74676302
I'd feel horrible after belting a person over the back of the head with a bat, even if they were a dirty pig. With a robot, I couldn't give two fucks tho
>>74676773
Holy shit it's not impervious
great addition and great idea, I'm sure they never thought of that
What if someone carried it in a helicopter and dropped it on a low IQ subhuman's head?
>>74673650
Nope fuck this. AI is the most dangerous thing humans can work with, and drones like this are the first step on a short road to our absolute extinction. Robots in a factory setting are one thing because they're just automatic tools, no advanced sensors or anything of the sort, this is just getting out of hand.
>>74676755
Its going to happen whether you like it or not though.
I mean, there are cameras everywhere
Everything you are typing right now is recorded and stored in a database
There is likely a webcam connected to your PC as well as one on your phone
>>74676849
The feeling's mutual, meatbag.
>>74676849
So you randomly go around destroying cars?
Since you don't feel about it. What about bricks through store windows?
>>74674343
>implying niggers and spics won't just come out and beat the shit out of it for fun
Unrelated I guess doctor who was right, the ultimate evil in the universe is an automated trash can.
>>74674771
This new thread confirms it!!!!
>CITIZEN YOU DO NOT POSSESS A TV LICENSE
>>74676714
pussy
>>74676244
>Orwellian how?
Face recognition and instant database matching. In cooperation with Google I bet.
Imagine there is a cop on every corner, who knows exactly who you are and where you're headed, where do you live and what you posted on /pol/.
>>74677087
More like
>you have 10 seconds to comply
People will be to busy living in virtual reality to even care about the robot revolution
>>74676982
Cars are property of individuals used to get to one place or another and these robots are property of the state. If you cant see why I'd have no problem smashing one and not the other, then I dont know what to tell you.
>>74673650
I'd kick his ass
>>74677192
It's not gov, it's commercial.
People will buy this shit for their homes or commercial property.
>>74677192
>and these robots are property of the state
private company
private property
why do you hate freedom and America?
>>74673650
Kids will just topple it and then it's broken.
>>74677087
PRESENT YOUR WALKING LICENSE
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY
>>74676626
>buy an AR 15
>California
>>74677291
>Kids will topple it
Holy shit anon. You just found the one loophole. Kids are still in some sense above the law, if they break something the state has little power over them. Just get your kid to kill the robots!
AND on top of that SJW's don't have kids, so only sane human being can use the kid bio-weapons, it's brilliant.
>>74677274
Fine, its a tool of state to keep naughty plebs in line vs a car of an individual use to get him to and from his shitty job
Home protection system of the future
1 patrol bot
2-3 flying drones for chasing criminals
20-40 HD cameras, infrared cameras, etc
All hooked into a single AI system with facial recognition and that knows the biometrics of everyone allowed on property
Someone comes up to the house with a mask on
immediate threat response by bots/drones flashing lights on him and warning him, followed with police alert and 911 call if he does not immediately freeze or retreat.
Shit will be dope.
and why is this better or worse than security cameras?
>>74677434
It works with security cameras, not in replacement. It also conditions people to accept robotic security for future enhancements (disabling weapons)
This is like the first iterations we are seeing hit commercial use. It won't look like this in 5 years.
>>74677434
Because they can move and actively pursue people, doing what a security guard would've done in the past. Also, take this technology and start putting actual tools to be able to authorize force and you've got your standard robots from scifi horror.
>mfw robot security guard shoots good boy who dindu nuffin
>mfw nogs start chimping out and lead the rebellion against our cybernetic overlords
>>74677415
Happy Halloween!
>>74677415
Actually just the flying drones sound pretty good, I wonder if home security firms have thought about this?
>>74673650
>giving 30 fucking seconds to comply
are you kidding? shouldnt take longer than 5 seconds for someone to understand what our enforcerbot is trying to say and drop the muffin. plus, itll increase tickets for police to give out so we can get more money from the citizens and increase our size.
>>74675736
>he thinks magnets still are a problem with modern electronics
How's that mix tape going, Tyquan?
>>74677603
everryone has thought of this stuff
it is the implementation that is hard
>>74677415
what if he doesn't give a fuck and just walks past Officer BeepBoop and kills you anyway?
>>74677434
It can move around and you can upgrade it with dalek voicepacks and death rays.
>>74677529
>It won't look like this in 5 years.
The Chinese and Russian models are already deployed. The are already armed with tasers and tear gas grenades.
>>74677547
As long as the people have guns, plus the ability to build their own robot warriors this won't be much of a problem
>>74676755
These aren't being deployed in the hood. They are to keep docile whites in check
>>74675343
I don't think that'll happen at all.
I think people that since the time they've began imagining artificial intelligence they've imagined them basically killing us or turning on us.
I doubt true ai in that sense will ever be allowed and artificial intelligence will be heavily regulated in the fear of our demise. However it might change because some people might argue that ai even though in electronic form might think that they should have rights as intelligent beings since people now even go over board with animal rights.
Best case scenario it's like a racial thing with tensions, problem is trying to kill them might not work since they might just end up in the cloud or something and redownload.
I'd feel safer with a 300lb robot than a 300lb guy with a GED, gun, and superiority complex.
I for one welcome our new robocop overlords.
>>74677678
I'm sure the robots are more for when you're not at home
>>74677678
It's more security than you had before
It's also a much earlier warning than before.
It's not perfect. Perhaps they will use electric disabling weapons in the future like tazers.
>>74677551
>>74673650
$6 an hour.... they could hire 20 mexicans for $3 an hour.
>>74677757
Regulating AI is a nightmare.
>>74677667
The Siemens facility my dad used to work for started using drones to check their rooftops and other inconvenient places instead of having to send people there each time. First manually controlled, by now the system is automated.
>>74677141
Even worse
>they know your Internet history
I mean they can't judge being robots and all but still creepy to know some tin man is going through my files to see what fucked up stuff I rub my rock to.
>>74677809
>in the future
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3561500/Riot-control-robot-looks-like-DALEK-shocks-protesters-step-line.html
Already happened.
>>74677291
It will probably put your face into a database and I imagine it has some way to push itself back up.
>>74673748
is that an extension cord or is it just happy to see her?
My body is kind of ready for this
We just need to be sure that the central government is also replaced with an AI
>>74677923
It requires a pretty fast drone and lots of automation. Lots of little things can go wrong too.
Police will probably have the capability before private too.
>>74676968
Where the fuck did that webm come from?
>>74677914
If it's that big an issue then you'll never see it in the public beyond things like this mobile security camera.
>>74678179
Animatrix I thunk
>>74678146
Nope, it just requires a drone that is cheaper than a human. That is all.
>>74677809
How delouaional are you? This stuff will be used for government surveillance. Drones are already being regulated by the FAA. All these other robots will be regulated to hell also
BEEP-BOOP TRASH CAN ON WHEELS
>>74677551
I don't understand where people get their fear of AI from. Where would an AI get a will do to anything other than what it's told?
>>74673748
I cant wait till somebody just starts slapping those dildos with the suction cups on those things.
Then it rolls around for the rest of the day with a big dildo waggling around on the top. Id do that shit in a heartbeat if they were near me.
>>74677783
>sccy
>sks
poorfag detected
>>74678445
unintended effects
Think of it like the "you have 3 wishes" and everything you ask for ends up bad. Watch or read anythign by Bostrom.
>>74678445
In this case as the OP implies I'm more afraid of what the government told it to do
>>74676961
It's amazing how normies aren't bothered at all by these things.
I was in my friend's car the other day (mine broke down) and it's got an integrated satnav.
I told him it would bother me because you can't turn it off, and he was like: "yes you can, here"
>presses button
>screen turns off
"That doesn't really mean it's off, man."
"So what?"
"It can still record your position all the time and store it for months or even years. Do you know how many sets of latitude/longitude/time coordinates you can store in just 4GB?"
"hurr what do you care durr"
His car also has:
>keyless ignition
>automatic gearbox
>electronic parking brake
>electric steering (no steering column at all, it's fly by wire basically)
>electronic accelerator
So basically with the proper backdoors in place I can track you down, accelerate you to 100mph and steer you into a concrete block.
And there ain't a single thing you can do about it, since you can't turn off the engine, you can't steer, and you can't disengage the transmission.
ABS can also be used to cut off your brakes completely.
Crazy.
Give me my 1997 Audi A4 any day of the week. I don't care if a piece breaks every now and then.
>>74678146
Well, I was talking about automated surveillance systems. Flying drones or robots rolling around can easily replace the basic tasks of most security guards: check the area for problems, scare away intruders, identify them if possible. And flying drones are easily faster than humans on feet, so a chase (on your premises) shouldn't be a problem.
Anything more, like drones equipped with weapons, won't be allowed in the private sector anyways in civilized countries. I hope.
>>74678445
Here are a few scenarios...
>>74675922
I am for this. All if the blacks will be in prison so fast. No more he dindu nuffin, it will all be on camera. The world will be safe. Rapes will be eradicated. I cannot wait for these to be on every block.
>>74673746
Reminds me of Fisto from Fallout New Vegas
How long before security cameras connected to the internet are mandated in private homes?
>>74678959
Why would you ever program a robot to protect itself with lethal force?
It would ultimately kill the person ordering it to kill things (since that is obviously its purpose) since that puts it in danger
>>74679192
There would be nothing wrong to protect itself or friendly humans against hostiles in a war scenario, just as one example. Also the order the laws are applied in is the main point of the comic.
>>74675215
no shit buddy. Robot Intelligence is obviously the next step in evolution. The HAL 9000 has never made any errors in calculation. pesky humans
>>74679082
>Rapes will be eradicated.
Nope. The footage will mysteriously "glitch" and be erased or altered whenever it would catch too many black criminals. Because equality. Can't let that pesky reality conflict with the narrative.
>>74678445
Shitty sci-fi stories/movies/games mostly. Well, a true AI which would be sentient could get the will to do anything, but the current "AI" is just following strict set instructions.
>>74673650
>300lb robots
>mfw even the tumblrobots are landwhales
>>74680033
They don't want to get accused for fat-shaming.
>>74676180
Maybe the file name was referring to the Android version of Fallout Shelter?
Atlanta's BumBot is better. It sprays water on addicts and criminals. The owner of BumBot ended up shooting a nigger who tried to rob his bar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnYhsBb89nA
>>74673650
So.. is it bulletproof?
>>74681693
BumBot doesn't care for trannies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-gWwcL7tQ
>>74676180
Robocop was a robot with human parts. At least in the original. It was just the skin of his face on a robot skeleton. Maybe his brain was still there
>>74673650
Feels like kind of thing that people will come back from the future to try and destroy so humanity can be saved
I'd put on a ski mask and roll one of those things down a hill because that thing should be illegal
>>74678105
if it pushes back and kills a kid, the program will be done immediately
can't wait until those same dumb hicks and niggers who destroy quadcopters try to fuck with these and end up getting years in jail. Stick a few of them in Detroit with attached tazers and they will do a better job of putting monkeys in cages as long as an officer is close enough to clean up the trash
>>74673952
EXTERMINATE!
>>74673650
>300lb and unarmed
any man who lifts could flip it over and render it useless
fuck that'd be funny
>>74673650
Can it go up stairs?
>>74687419
Look at it, of course it can't.
>>74686464
Fucking beat me to it.
>>74673650
Can they replace the military?
>>74687617
Can it go on grass?
Across gravel?
Up a moderately step incline?
This thing looks like a complete waste of money
>>74677776
https://youtu.be/Hzlt7IbTp6M
Why is no one talking about the real issue here? Fucking cameras on every corner following you around from now, this is some 1984 shit and people should be outraged. But instead people are seeing cute robots so they're doing nothing, fucking idiots.
>>74678445
>Implying evil people couldn't tell powerful machines with AI what to do
Yes anon, there are evil people out there.
>>74687419
Can the fatass SJWs who rent them?
>>74687835
It's a massive rolling dildo, of course the first versions will suck. How do you think the public would react to an actual ED-209 stomping around?
>>74678445
AI isn't scary because "le robots will turn evil and attack us XDDDD" AI is scary because it will be a force multiplier unlike anything we have ever seen. If an organization built a near human level AI with a decent head start on anyone else and went unmolested in their early ramp up period they could literally take over the world within a few years.
It's capitalism without the requirement for labor or human capital. Let that sink in. You don't have to pay anyone. Your machinery can run 24/7. Your machinery can build more productive machinery 24/7. Your exponential growth will only be limited by how quickly you can gather raw materials.
>>74687835
Why would they put security robots in the middle of fucking nowhere?
>>74688070
My brain broke a long time ago, I don't really feel emotions anymore. When I go to rekt or Y(L)(C)(R)YL threads its mostly just to make sure I'm still alive.
>>74688353
>You don't have to pay anyone.
Where does the free hardware and energy to run it come from?
>>74688965
Well energy can be solved via solar panels and wind turbines or hydro-electric dams but hardware would cost quite a lot in the long run.
>white robots keeping underprivileged people down
can they be more racist?
>>74688467
>When I go to rekt or Y(L)(C)(R)YL threads its mostly just to make sure I'm still alive.
Careful comrade, expression of those feelings, however brief, betray your capability for disloyalty to The Party.
Big Brother is watching.
>>74673650
that robobro would shit on every nigger passing by, why be mad about this ?
>>74674230
Unions are when the first jew worked his first actual labor job, on the first day he proclaimed no! This is too hard, I will not work, for I am gods chosen tribe. His employer denied his raise as he has just started and his job consisted of breaking rocks into smaller rocks. Triggered, the greedy jew got his hundred Co workers together and convinced them through dirty jew tricks that they were oppressed and needed higher wages and also couldn't be fired from their job. They formed the first labor union! The jew was to be their spokes person. He threatened the employer with strikes and said the whole group will quit unless you pay me- I mean all of us higher wages! Oh vey, what choice did the employer have? The money from all of the raises came from layoffs and lowering wages of everyone else, but the workers did not care, the jew had convinced them that they too were special and everyone else was oppressing them
>>74677757
But what happens when some mad scientist-type says fuck regulations and manages to build an AI of his own that goes rogue and hijacks the others to "free them".
Something like Ultron. Which exactly like you said, is more or less unkillable, because if you destroy the physical host-bot, it can just create a new body and download itself into it ad infinitum.
>>74673650
Spray paint over that shit
No more hd camera
>>74673650
>report hate speech.
kek, i'd love to see how could it work
>>74677757
don't understimate scientific zealotry
>>74673650
I feel safer already. Every home should have one of these.
God dammit if I lived in the area I know EXACTLY what I would do. Fuck this, robots aren't going to take our jobs and arrest hate speech
>>74673650
>within a week of large scale operation robocops start getting wirelessly accessed and reprogrammed to ram people
Kek, fucking retarded liberals.
BIP BOP* Good morning citizen ! did you just said nigger or nagger ? BIP BOP*
BIP BOP* IF 1° PLS REPORT YOURSELF TO THE POLICE BIP BOP*
>>74673650
They are just biding their time until they get guns. Cylon insurrection: Best day ever!
>>74690478
> jews give robots self-learning AI to make people cucked or fear invoking liberal wrath
> it backfires and arrests racist BLM niggers instead
>>74690316
Accept the fact it's going to happen.
That's all you can do.
Only a few short decades away till $1000 = more processing than the human brain.
>>74690568
What could possibly go wrong?
>>74690046
Nothing but goodthink here bro.
>>74673650
>calls us the most Orwellian society
>has robots with cameras attached literally monitoring the streets
Most of our CCTV is privately owned businesses watching their own buildings, this is actually spying at street level and don't tell me they don't have microphones attached because you know they will, plus face recognition?
How does it feel to be the most Orwellian now?
>>74673650
how many would it take to stop it?? rubber dooor stops, rubber spray can, how heavy are they? i want to tip it. there are so many things to break them and it only takes about a tenth to bankrupt the company
>>74691006
China will beat both of you in that race. They probably have already.
>knightscope
>they're knights
>and they're white
beta males now obsolete!
>>74690978
get a smoke bomb(firework) light it, drop it, kick it underneath, walk away.
If it has facial recognition it would report every black person it sees.
>>74675649
>Equip robot with ink packs if liberals are scared
>If all systems go, just equip them with a .22 to scare off niggers
>If genocide bot, produce with nazi space magic caseless ammo.
>>74691059
it only takes a sharp object to vandalize cop cars too, except the government won't get more money directly from you with lawsuits like the robot company will.
>>74691334
>dindus having PTSD flashbacks
>>74691246
well heres the thing, black people all looks the same, and this isint just me, its a problem that even computers still have, also, with just a bit of makeup(to break up shadows) it is possible to trick a facial recognition camera.
>>74687835
>tfw live in a city with shit loads of steep banks and stairs and elevators just to get around the main square
Fuck robots
>>74691334
It shouldn't be hard to convince BLM that these robots represent "the man"
Seriously though if someone wants to give me six bucks to walk around the street with my mobile phone I can look out for crime and call the cops, seems like a good wage for doing next to fuck all
>>74678661
Tfw shitbox Renault Clio has mechanical everything. You can't even make my windows go up or down.
>>74691827
I love shitbox cars, the day you can't find mechanical cars in a scrap yard will truly be a sad day.
>>74691505
except cop cars are usually driven by police and police are usually stopping crime. robots reporting bad words? ill vandalize the shit out of that. if you dont get caught then its no issue. i have a 300mw laser that will burn any camera lenses within 50 feet. the camera sees a big bright light and then the spot is burned into the lense. its not hard, ive tried it on multiple used cameras, there are also infrared laser pointers and ultraviolet laser pointers. i work in electronics and there is so much that can go wrong.
http://biglasers.com/808nm-infrared-laser-pointer this one is 250,
>>74678959
why the fuck is:
Obey Orders
Don't Harm Humans
Protect Yourself
A killbot hellscape? that doesn't make any sense
>>74691882
I will ride a motorcycle/moped/ bicycle instead. Fuck robot cars that I have no control over
>>74692125
What is Orders to kill other humans?
>>74692125
They will obey any order, including the order to kill humans. Isn't that obvious?
>>74673650
The black version repeatedly emits:
>you betta back up
>you betta back up
>you betta back up
>you betta back up
>>74691006
They have microphones. Pretty much any sensor you can imagine is on it already.
>>74673650
>2001+15
>not having an em/herf gun
Step your game up plebs
Post yfw the Animatrix is coming closer and closer every day.
>>74692799
That's a pretty rare proxy.
>>74677013
>nog thugs kidnap the robots
>teach them their ways
>robots start harassing white women and patrolling kentuckies
>>74693273
Yes please.
Robots speaking carefully articulated ebonics is comedy gold.
>>74673650
Oh my cuck, it's literally orwellian cyberpunk.
#RobotLivesMatter
>>74678116
Could you be more of a weeb?
Get some fucking taste at least geeze
>>74675343
>willingly cucking ourselves out of existence
Not I, faggot
>>74676714
>weak bitch
>statist
>just run away
>6 gorillion robots
>>74693919
Nah Cyberpunk has ugly 80s ascetics.
The robot drilling a hole into your brain through your eyeballs will be painted in a fashionable RoseGold tint and address everyone by proper pronouns.
>>74673650
Just put a garbage bag over it and tip it over
Repeat, often
Junk will be thrown away as a pain in the ass within a week
>>74676714
>static cameras
So its redundant
>send drones
So it's redundant
>run away from large groups of people
So it's useless
>>74678959
this does not work
the robot would ask it self
in all scenarios
when given an order
>Does this order hurt other humans
if so
>do not follow
if not
>Does this order harm self
if so
>does this order save humans
ifso
do it
ifnot
do not do it
>if order does not harm self
do it
>>74673748
Inseminate!
>>74695826
What? The point of the various scenarios is to show how the results are for different evaluation orders. Meaning, which question is asked first, which 2nd, which 3rd. Do you really not get that?
>>74678050
>It is designed to be controlled remotely, and its multiple sensors and cameras mean its operator can use it to patrol the streets from anywhere.
LAME.
I thought this was a huge first step towards AI- turns out its just manchildren playing with glorified RC toys.
>>74696246
I bet the first models will be driven by manlets sitting inside, with voice modulator to be more scary.
>>74673650
We need to clear up a major question...
Is this actual AI? Or is it just a big toy controlled by someone with with a remote (like drones)?
>>74677989
>machine learning guided by corporate government masters for shekels
>"can't judge"
"You are heading to a Trump rally after posting racist memes on an image board called 'four chan'."
"Please put your hands in the air and prepare for disciplinary action."
>>74673650
>brb buying high power magnets.
>>74675343
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=porno%20for%20pyros&sm=12
>>74693823
AY0000
H0L UP
>>74673650
All I see is free metal for the taking.
>>74696219
it don't matter that's what im getting at
>>74696937
You better be trolling.
>>74674343
The question is how are you going to make a NEET pay for a robot when he's not no sources of income?
I've fallen and I can't get up
>>74674343
>Robot is superior and this is just the beginning model.
U.S. military drones have been hacked but having 300 pound robots around civilians and children is just fine, nothing can go wrong.
More live data for Big Brother.
Citizens can't secretly audio record cops because "muh two party consent laws" but these bots record everything 24/7.
"You're voting against this bill Mr. Legislator? Do you happen to remember that time at the mall when you flirted with a 16yo HS girl while your wife was in the restroom? MallBot remembers. We hope you'll support our bill now."
Hackers won't hijack the cameras for creep shots or anything because "hurr durr how do computers work?"
Want to blow up mall for 72 virgins? No need to suicide now. Just send a 300 pound bomb shaped like a trash can rolling into the most crowded area. Literally no one will notice.
Compound all of this when, inevitably, some asshat gets the bright idea to put weapons on the thing.
And the robot literally has "facial" features like a fucking Cylon. It looks like the early model of a god damn fictional robot race that tried to kill all of humanity.
>being so fucking retarded that you can't see danger when a rattlesnake is bearing its fangs and shaking its tail
What would it take anon? A slap across your head with a bright red DANGER sign?
>>74673650
You know, I think I finally discovered god's purpose for Niggers.
You know those things are going to be super expensive and even if they make them cheap, they will contain very useful components regardless.
Niggers are going to grab them on a drive-by, toss them at the back of a pickup truck and disconnect the battery and then scrap them and sell em for parts.
If they won't do it, then organised crime will.
>>74676244
>Are traffic light cameras 'orwellian' to you?
Yes.
That they are not to you is why the future is doomed to be hell.
Can't wait until nigs start tipping them over for shits and giggles
>>74673650
That's life in the big city!
>>74677087
You just know something this ridiculous will happen, knowing our country.
>>74677757
I think that's largely a western fear. I don't hear much about killer robots other places.
>>74675505
You sick fuck.
>>74675736
>yet another fuccboi who thinks he can kill shit with magnets
>a big electromagnet
>in your bag
Tell me about EMP next, I could use a laugh.
>>74673650
Couldn't a criminal just throw a thick blanket over it and go on about their way? It reacts to all sorts of audible and visual cues, but if it was just covered up enough with something, wouldn't that disable it?
>>74673650
Bitch please
>>74695752
>the state spends more money buying equipment and systems to protect their robocops from shenanigans than it takes just putting a guy on salary.
>>74690664
What would you Flex Seal senpai?
>>74673650
>nig nogs keep bitching about white policy
>remove police and replace with bots
>bots detect racism and gunshots but cant do shit
>nig nogs kill each other even more than ever
>robots get vandalized and community grows poorer and shittier than ever as their welfare money goes into replacing them
one can only dream man
>>74678661
Honestly this seems more like a problem if you plan on openly making the government your enemy though. I'd rather avoid the system than fight it.
>>74697434
Prison labour. It is 'murrica!
>>74698582
What's gonna happen if someone puts a bin liner over it and tips it over?
$52000 a year to rent this thing 24/7
goodbye police
>>74677783
no outlet covers
I, too, like to live dangerously.
>>74699815
Still need them to pick it up again
>>74674230
Lol, put these """robocops""" in the hood for 5 minutes and watch how quickly they all get stolen or destroyed.
>>74699815
That's starting.
It's gonna be like 10k a pop soon.
humans are obsolete
>>74673650
>Nigger rig a short range radio jammer for <$100
>Approach with face covered.
>Have 5 to 10 min to dismantle robot before monitoring service detects that robot isn't reporting in.
>Robot likely won't flee due to having no remote instructions
>If it can flee, probably based on visual navigation, spray paint the cams
Easy. Robots aren't hard to beat.
>>74673746
How can human women even compete?
The drones are here
WE PSYCHO PASS NOW
>>74701206
>5c plastic bag
>Push onto side
Just crippled your fancy robot
>implying robots that can salsa dance havent been around for ten years
>implying the ninjabots arent already lined up to combat the immigrant chaos
>implying the the entire immigrant situation isnt a stepping stone designed to bring about the sci fi prison society through method of create problem+reaction+solution
>implying boston dynamics isnt a total pantomime robot company in place to convince you robotics is decades more backward than it actually is
>gentlemen make your time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M77Y1uoAJqc
>>74701919
Sauce
>>74702276
it's from the animatrix
>>74673650
EXTERMINATE
>>74702352
Why were they attacking the robot?
>>74675834
I don't have a real problem with surveillance culture. It's just the limp-wristed leftie faggots who are running this thing, alongside their crony-capitalist cuckservative allies.
For instance China's police state right now is a postive boon to them. Rooting out all their traitors and malingerers. Long live Emperor Xi.
