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Man has a chip implanted into his hand so he doesn't have to use his wallet to pay for things.

>muh connivence

What does /pol/ think?
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>>74660973
This sort of tech is most likely going to be pushed further in the coming years. We've already got contactless cards, soon they'll encourage using these chips.

To be fair it would be a lot safer and in tune with the way things are going but I'm getting ready to pop on the ol' tinfoil hat and rant about the way this could be used by the government because realistically. It will.
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Apocalypse is coming my friends it is coming very soon be prepared for Judgment Day pray for God
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If that was supposed to make things simpler then I think he got something wrong.
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>>74660973
If he's too fucking lazy to just use a wallet he deserves to be polluted by nanomachines
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>>74660973
x was right all along what do you know
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>>74661313
>Aruba

What the fuck is that?
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>>74660973
What will the beasts mark look like?
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>>74660973

>RFID chips in people

Nerds from the 2008 DEFCON conference in Vegas all did this and modded them to the point of being able to universally open up any digital lock in the hotel that was hosting the conference.
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I know it is a bit of a meme, but in truth, the entire planet is walking into the Brave New World
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>>74661489
Like that shit from OP
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>>74660973

mark of the beast

the beast being the international banking system, it will eat you alive

is there any better tell that you're good goy livestock than letting a fucking government or bank put a chip under your skin?
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i am a robot beep boop
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>>74661472
Little Island my friend
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>>74661502

>digital lock

what why
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>>74660973
great

my butt will be more comfortable not sitting on a wallet and now if someone robs me they'll just have to cut off my hand
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>>74661245
>To be fair it would be a lot safer
That's what people thought about Apple sticking the fingerprint reader on the iPhone.
All it did was give people the ability to access a phone if the owner is unconscious (passed out drunk, sleeping, or knocked out).

The safest place to store information (passwords/PINs) is in your brain.
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yo give me a high five bro

>Ok

Pulls out payment machine

>Slaps machine

Thanks for five dolalrs fag
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>>74660973
What do you do at a restaurant when it's time to pay? Normally you'd just hand your CC to the waiter and he goes and takes care of it but this guy's CC is his hand.
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>>74661666
How do you survive in such a small island.
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>>74660973
>ye kids look how hip and cool implanting a fucking chip into yourself is hah!!! i mean it's 2016??
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soon he will come back and this wretched existence will be over
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>>74661750
Dutch money. Fucking colonies man.
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>>74661801
Hey man alles goed?
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>being so autistic that you surgically implant your debit card chip into your hand because you think it's cool
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>>74660973
Mark of the Beast
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>>74661774
I've never seen that painting before, it's beautiful. Care to share who painted it?
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>>74661245
>To be fair it would be a lot safer
Literally how?
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>>74661472

OURS.
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I prefer contactless via phones
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im not religious, and I dont care for really any conspiracy.

But I firmly believe that this really is a "Mark of the beast" with religions that concern it.
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>>74661842
Die hotels wel in goede staat houden he? Godverdomme.
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>>74661862
You know the truth sadly the Apocalypse is coming
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>>74661749

>thinking this has anything to do with convenience and not just jewish bankers trying to have complete control over every aspect of your life

there will first be a fiat currency, everything electronic, then the chip, then you will get a government allowance that expires by a certain date so you can never save money and will always live paycheck to paycheck. this is the future if we don't put a stop to it now.

they've been pushing this chip shit for about a decade now and they're only going to get more aggressive with it. Sweden of course is already on board.
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So many chopped hands if this was a norm here.
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>>74661890
*It was your
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>>74660973
We have to take muslims into consideration. They will say someone is a thief, cut of their hand and og on a shopping spree
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>>74661946

Ik verhuis naar jouw eiland als het gebeuren gebeurt, anon. Prepareer je poepgaatje.
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>>74661757
Our smartphones are glorified slave collars, by the way.
Also, mark of the beast.
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>>74660973
It comes, the day of judgement, our reckoning is to be soon.
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>>74661541

Couldn't agree more. We're already laying the groundwork here with the division of alpha/beta males and children especially those of single mothers are being raised more by the digital Jew than anything, which tells us that being sexually promiscuous is alright. We're all pretty much test subjects for something that is being developed further down the line.
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>>74660973
We Psycho Pass now!

Wouldn't want my benevolent overlords to miss out on any of my activities!
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I pay for everything in cash. I do this for two reasons:

1. I don't want a record a where I've been and what I've bought.

2. Psychologically, it makes me less likely to waste money because the money is more "real". It has a physical presence and absence in my wallet and hand.
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>>74661946
>>74661862

Stay safe brothers.
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>>74661675

You've never stayed in a hotel with either a bracelet or digital card reader? Damn. RFID tech has been integrated into that industry for 20+ years.
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>>74660973

Read it ass ''gets a chimp implant''

>well it is 2016 I suppose
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Wow, cattle that tags and herds itself. Who knows maybe we can get it to butcher itself for us too AND pay us for all of this.
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>>74660973
> And You will recognize them because of the mark on their foreheads or their right hands.
Texts written 2000 years ago are becoming real senpaitachi, dark times are about to come.
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>>74662001
Oké mijn vriend je kan hier komen. Maar pas op van de manlets
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>>74661313
RARE
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>>74661472
A bretty gud vacation spot health pack
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>>74661313
This
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>>74660973
>Payment chip
>Just like a contactless card payment
Contactless cards are already taken advantage of by people passing by - do you really think this won't be the same?
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>>74662066

Russia made humanzees half a century ago....
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>>74662055
Same to you my friend may we meet in heaven
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>>74660973
Mark of the Beast incoming.
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Would this affect my bench press?
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>>74660973
why not have it in like... inside you cellphone?
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>>74661985

>Literally part of the Kingdom

m8 you never actually left...

>mfw they've been napping in the sun so long they don't realise they never actually got their independence
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>>74661245
Just make sure it's tin foil and not aluminum foil because aluminum is likely the lead cause for Alzheimer's.
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>>74662098

Hoekom klink die taal vir my so bekend. Broers vat my saam.
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>mind my own business
>black man asks for high five
>nigga stole 500€ from me
>not fast enough to chase him
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>>74660973

Unless he buys all of his things from 7-11 this sounds horribly inconvenient.
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>>74660973
Literally mark of the beast.

wew
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>>74661666
Nice digits
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>>74660973
Eh whats the point of a chip when you have a 10 unique finger prints on your hands

i would rather pay with my fingerprint then a chip implanted in my hand
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>>74661943
Je weet het neger het is heel heet hier and de stranden zijn heel mooi
Je bent welcome om hier te komen
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>>74660973
As a transhumanist I say fuck yeah.
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>>74660973
This isn't that great for privacy

also you don't have one of those new randomizer chips so getting your shit stolen with an RFID reader just became a whole lot easier.

Also what happens when he goes to a store that doesn't have swipe and pay?
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>>74660973
fucking nwo shit.
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>>74660973
What a bunch of fucking uncomfortable meme shit. Here we have these cards in which you can instantly do payments with a 2 second swipe.
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>>74660973
>man from buzzfeed

nothing of value was lost
he can implant all kind of stuff, i will be fine
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>>74662008
I wanted this where the numbers was a date and the bar code was rice krispies
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>>74661245
>safer
Why are you Brits such cucks? Also it won't be safer, instead your cracked out mugger will just get frustrated and assault you OR they'll eventually catch on and cut up your hands trying to get the chip out. I can guarantee there will be a huge black market for these chips if they catch on.
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>>74660973
i remember my colleagues calling me paranoid 10 years ago for not wanting to be payed through the bank instead of cash.

"may you live in interesting times"
that's quite a curse
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>>74661666
Holy shit.


Okay, this thread is obviously a warning.

Don't do it.
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>>74662098
>Aruba

Wat die fok is jy?
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>>74660973
This is all my superstitious mind sees in this invention.
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>>74662206
Because your people used to be the slave of Dutch
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>>74662206

>Afrikaans

>mgw

Is this now a Dutch Colony Thread?
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>mark of the beast

Had to google this and it's chilling as fuck

“And I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and on his heads a blasphemous name.” Revelation 13:1
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>>74660973
Always keep wealth detached from your body.
Otherwise one day getting mugged wom't require you to open your wallet, but to give away your limbs.
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cancer

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/08/AR2007090800997_pf.html
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>>74660973
I want to see someone cut off his hand and steal his identity.
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>>74662088
And the KJV (most accurate English translation) as well as the original Greek Septuagint both say the mark will be IN the right hand (as in implanted). Interestingly enough I heard that these rfids work best in the right hand and that if they become dislodged the materials in the chip can give you lesions on your skin, one of the plagues listed for those who take the mark.
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>>74662397
Bring ons terug fokker
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>>74661981
top kek
Congo 2.0 incoming
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>>74662229
^this is only the beginning of the terrible 7 years to come.
we are in year 1 of it.
(no man , demon or angel will know when the day of the lord comes except himself) yadda yadda not too big on knowing which verse is which.
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>>74662373
Een 5'10 manlet 50% Peruvian and 50% Dutch
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>>74662397

Stay out of New York. You're no longer welcome.
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OH SHIT I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE LINK
My bad guys, here's the link if you haven't found the video yet

http://youtu.be/hTBJ6OIGkzc
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>>74662467

Het spijt me zeer, maar we zijn vol..
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>>74661472
Aruba literally means: Black Friday.
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>>74662229
This, also this >>74662217

Can't wait for some nu-male to get his hand chopped off by a feral nigger trying to teal his money.
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>>74660973
We've been putting them in animals for years. Quite frankly, I'm surprised more people haven't done this already and you can fit a hell of a lot more info on a chip that size to do all kinds of things; banking, medical, shoot even turn down the thermostat or unlock the basement door. In the future it will be standard operating procedure to implant a chip in newborns.
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>>74660973
Mark of the beast. Please God, end this hell quickly
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>>74662050
I have better control over my debit than cash in hand. Then again, I pay bills out of my account and don't assign intrinsic value to money, only it's potential use. On hand is basically asking to be disposed of asap, in the account it competes with daily needs, weekly budgeting, and monthly payments as well as the lofty goal of future large purchases; I'm terrible at saving for expense or security regardless though, getting past five hundred without buying sonething in a glut is a huge challenge
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>>74662491
Nice flag
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>>74662492

I was in NYC 2 years ago... If I could be arsed I'd find you the picture of me drinking 40s from a paper bag on the street near Time Square. I tried my best to adapt to the local culture.
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>>74662535
Vol of muslims
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>>74662535
ONS IS NET VIER MILJOEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>74662410
I believe in the bible that it talks about people getting codes/numbers written on their hands and foreheads that are said to be the mark of the beast.
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>>74660973
Mark of the beast
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>>74662397
Mods aren't paying attention, quick post poffertjes
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REPENT

THE END IS NIGH

THE KINGDON OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND

REPENT AND TURN FROM YOUR SINS
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>>74662446

damn that's crazy
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>>74662610

VOL IS VOL


Trouwens, ben jij dat bruine meisje van /int/?
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could you shake my hand, sir?... thanks.. just stole all your money. top kek
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>>74662333
Japanbro, we have them even here.
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>>74661245
It's not safer. The amount of money in a wallet is negligible in the scheme of things. I'd rather hand over 200 euros than have someone try to pick a chip out of my hand with a scalple.

Also cash is a good alternative because it's less traceable if you choose to do something the government doesn't approve of.
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>>74662600

Open containers aren't allowed in Times Square and neither are the homeless. Things have changed quite a bit in the last 25 years in Manhattan.

Glad you enjoyed your trip though.
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I would be perfectly fine with carrying around a small object, like 1 cm cubed, that could be used to pay for things by moving it near a detector and pressing a button on the object or something like that. A very quick process.
It would be limited to small transactions.

An implanted chip is hardly better than that and has a lot more negatives.
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Wouldn't it be nice if we could live in an ideal society where the government wasn't a problem? We could enjoy these kinds of conveniences free from paranoia and security risk.
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>>74660973
The cashless society is the work of the devil in order to control us
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>>74662669
Nee meneer
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Jesus how lazy are you that you can't reach into to your back pocket and pull out your wallet
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>>74662543

look at this fucking good goy. he's so good he'll let the bankers put a chip in his skin.

have you no morality or self respect?
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>>74662683
It feels great doesn't it?
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>>74662746
"devil" means group of Jews, right?
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>>74662690
>Open containers aren't allowed in Times Square

That's why I had the paper bag, anon. Doesn't that make it legal? ;DD

>neither are the homeless

Is midtown still full of those meme-homeless that post for pictures with signs that say shit like 'NEED MONEY FOR WEED'? And that underwear-cowboy?
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>>74662690
Ive been in NY. What a terrible fucking city. Ive never been more disgusted. It being summer didnt Help.
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>>74662645
those look good
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>>74662669

>tfw Not even a Christian country anymore

Gaan jy nog kerk toe?
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>>74662701
what about just puttting your thumb on it, dosent have to be harder then that
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>>74662483
Prepare your butts, lads.
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>>74662746

I heard some employers in Sweden won't even hire you unless you have them
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>>74661666
Lord kek resides in aruba
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>>74662820

It didn't smell as bad as Paris, but the food and traffic were definitely worse. I liked the graffiti in both cities, but that's just a peculiarity that I have with writings on walls.

On the upside: The fast food, though trashy, was avaiable for $1,- on every street corner.
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>>74662669
Geert wanneer
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>>74662757
What if you lose your wallet or get mugged? Nobody is gonna chop off your hand
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>>74662877
>Kaap
>Stellenbosch
>mgw n kerk op elke straat

voelgoedman.jpg
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>>74662944
You underestimate people
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>>74662877

Nee, absoluut niet. Nederland is praktisch helemaal a-religieus nu. De enige gelovigen die we nog hebben zijn Moslims en hier en daar wat radicale Protestanten. De Katholieke Kerk is op sterven na dood in dit land, en jongeren geven niets om geloof.. Behalve de Moslims dus, en ook bij hun wordt 't minder.

Ik ben opgegroeid zonder bijbel, Cobus. Vind je toch niet erg?
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>>74662817

Too many police in Times Square to get away with an easily extorted citation from foreigners. Too many tourists for crime to exist there. I've never paid attention to homeless people unless they're getting vanned for being homeless. It's a crime, vagrancy.

>>74662820

It's super humid in NYC in the summer. Nothing beats roasting in the sun on tar beach.
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>>74662196
What?

The leading cause of Alzheimer's is the fumes that cars used to spew before unleaded gasoline was developed

Which is why we are going to see a large decrease in Alzheimer's cases in the next few decades
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>>74660973

>omg i have to reach into my pocket for a card that i can swipe to get the product i require

Such a first world issue it hurts. Ignoring that fact that the information can be copied....
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>>74662932

Volgende verkiezingen, waarschijnlijk. Al wordt een coalitie vormen waarschijnlijk moeilijk... Veel partijen moeten 'm niet.
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This is the way of the future
Stop being oldfags
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Dangerous technology, in a few years they'll implant this shit in all of us mandatory, and we won't be able to buy and trade without it.

There's always people pushing this along
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>buzzfeed
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>>74662543
>We've been putting them in animals for years.
If anything that should be an indicator not to.
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>>74662922
Dubs fucking confirmed!
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>>74660973
Mark of the Beast, Bible predicted this thousands of years ago, faggot atheists.
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>Mfw you could literally knock some cunt out and steal all his money in his bank account by using his hand.

Top banter, i cant wait to be a criminal in the future.
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>>74662925

As a New Yorker I apologize for the traffic. Our last two mayors forgot that you need trucks to supply a city, and they've put up these faggoty concrete blocks to "safeguard" bicycle lanes.
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>>74663164
>you lived just in time to be a cool as fuck cyber-criminal in a dystopian future

Can't wait.
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>>74660973
All this will mean is that instead of taking your wallet, muggers will chop off your fucking hand.
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>>74662543
>>74662761
it's human nature to defend any position no matter how self-destructive it is

if someone passed a law that said everyone has to mandatory cut off their legs there will always be that 1 faggot who defends it as a good idea

"well if we chop off our feet thieves won't be able to run away, gosh you fuckers are so stupid it's a good idea I swear"

search your heart

you know it to be true
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Interesting replies you guys, I am against these chips being implanted because it eventually needs to government controlling us, hence New World Order. Once and if our country gets to this point, everyone is implanted with a chip and you decide to speak out against the government or band together to overthrow the government, the government can just press a button and you will be immobilized.
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>>74663168
>bicycle lanes

As a person that comes from a country with very decent (if not the very best) bicyle infrastructure, the bike lanes in NYC confused the fuck out of me.. They seemed to lead to nowhere in particular, they were used by pedestrians and cars as well as bicycles and I've seen more than a few law enforcement/city official vehicles parked on them.. They also didn't seem to be continuous, and didn't seem to go anywhere in particular. I rarely feel unsafe on my bike in my city, and I never wear a helmet dispite regularly cycling through traffic... But I would have serious second thoughts about riding a bicycle in NYC, especially without any protection like at home.
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>>74663011

Ja my medemens. Laat dit hier staan dat die kommunistiese rooi satan julle dubbel pas naai en dat julle jeug dit soos straat hoere vat.

>Jy klink darem na een van die beter volk in jou land en mag die katholieke brand vir hulle verlede.

O ja en fok die englese 1901 ons sal nooit vergeet.
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>>74661711
or cut open which is easier
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>>74660973
Won't take any chips inside me. Fuck you NSA.
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>>74663438
they're already there anon

you didn't think those vaccinations were beneficial for your health, did you?
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>>74662804
synagogue of Satan
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>>74663403
>fok die englese

STEEDS DEZELFDE VIJAND!
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>>74663068
>shit in all of us mandatory, and we won't be able to buy and trade without it.
>There's always people pushing this along
I already see young statists talking about how cash only businesses are automatically to be considered tax evaders.
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>>74661666
checked and wrecked
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>>74661666
Good lord. Satanic trips in a thread about implant chips...

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
- Revelation 13:18

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
-Revelation 13:16-17

The other satanic trips happened in a post specifically complaining about someone pointing out repeating digits. brb guise ive got to go repent
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>>74661843
why do you think millennials were conditioned to be autistic, lazy and dumb by pop culture
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>>74660973
I hope some deviant cuts off his hand.
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What a dumb fuck lol
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>>74661843
Kek.
So many autist these dats though. Numales next will gobble the bankers nuts and sjws. Prophecies unfolding, sjws and numales destined for hell and it will be glorious
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>>74661472
A lovely little island for vacationing
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>>74663576
The thought of those people going to Hell is the only thing that keeps me going
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thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Vynew5mrw
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>>74663297
>cool as fuck cyber-criminal
Nope, a chip implant only turns you into a living amiibo.
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>>74660973
https://dangerousthings.com/

Control the tech now before you let someone else control it for you
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>>74660973
>What does /pol/ think?
I think they are good goys.
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>>74661981
jej. nice, brazil
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>>74663723
the new hacking will be dragging unconscious people to the nearest ATM
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>>74660973
I don't even use credit carts for anything but online purchases.

You can't use some stupid ass card scanner to steal my cash without me even knowing about it.
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>>74663580
Your fucking ID has

>NWO


in it in all caps
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>>74662589
Thx Ex-European
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>>74660973
this sounds like some shit from the book of Revelations
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>>74661472
Dutch clay.
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>>74661959
>Sweden of course is already on board.

It's actually where the buzzfeed guy got his chip implanted:
http://archive.is/afJox
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>>74663794

That makes me wonder... Is Aruba formally EU territory, or are those just the St. Eustatius, Saba and St. Maarten?
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>>74663677
that´s a very unchristian way of thinking , what makes you so sure that you won´t go to hell yourself?

"and many will claim to believe in god and proclaim it proudly but their hearts will be not with him"

you have to wish for others to see themselves as the fuck ups they are and to pray for them to change and seek out god.

not eternal damnation friendo.
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>>74662323
Some of my favorite restaurants are cash-only.
I actually have to withdraw shekels from my account to go there.

Can't imagine enough people or places will go through with it to make it good enough, unless the banks incentivize it.
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I think you're a kike shill
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>>74661740

>The safest place to store information (passwords/PINs) is in your brain.

just to give a futurist perspective, this is about to change very soon. In your brain, the information can still be extracted through torture or drugging. It can be destroyed by killing.

In the near future, the safest way to store information will be on a blockchain. On the internet, there is no difference between money and information. This will be used to move any kind of information (number strings, text messages etc.) based on commands given by unchangeable computer programs. Those computer programs will run simultaneously on millions/billions of computers throughout the world.
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>>74660973
Literally the mark of the beast. I'm not the most religious but I'll stick with my card and pass on putting that shit on my skin.

P.S. I always knew Buzzfeed would be the type of publication to usher in the Antichrist.
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>>74660973
I'm not religious but that's the mark of the devil and the start off the apocalypse
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>>74662333
>muh technology

relax, bro. shits old
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>>74663872
Ex-Holland small island edition
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>>74663875
That's not an "unChristian" way of thinking.


The SINNERS deserve to be punished, and it is OKAY to want that, it shows you are against evil.
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M A R K O F T H E B E A S T
A
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>>74660973
I have this weird fucking obscure thing I use to pay for goods called cash.
It's handy as fuck, you just give it to the guy behind the counter and he gives you what you want.
>>74661245
>tfw bank acts surprised when I want them to disable the contactless functionality
All it does is let anyone access your card without a pin
It's not that hard to type a pin number in.
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>>74662878
I was thinking you wouldn't want it to get activated accidentally when in your pocket. I'd prefer not having a button, just moving it near a detector, if it's practical.

Instant payment cards like the ones posted itt are the same thing as I described anyway, so we already have this technology.
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Today I ordered and paid for a coffee online and when I got there, it was ready for me.
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Isn't his body going to attempt to reject the chip?
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We Shadowrun now.
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>>74664002


Yeah, but you're part of the Kingdom, right? Are you also part of the EU?
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>>74662170
you could lose your cellphone goy. or break it
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this guy's hand is going to be obsolete in a year or two.

this reason is why tech implants will never take off.
tech is simply moving too quickly.
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>>74663963
I really hope you consider accepting Christ, because at this point, more prophecies will unfold.
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>>74660973
>buzzfeed
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>>74662829
They are basically tiny desert pancakes, if you live near a Dutch restaurant you should try them.

>have Dutch heritage
>be tall & white
>get to eat awesome Dutch food
>everyone loves the dutch
>feelsgoodman
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>>74663164
>>74661981
>>74663307
I can't wait for people to start cutting off hands and making rigs to attach their hands over their own like a practical joke removable hand in order to go into a bank and clean them out.
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Sounds retarded unless literally everyone adopts it.
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>>74664086
Yes we are
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>>74662001

Your language sounds like drunken English.
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>>74663307
Thankfully, no.

They can just walk past you and you won't know that you're mugged until you check your banking statements
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>>74661711
>implying niggers wont steal hands
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>>74664208
I am uncertain if this is rare
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>>74664224

That's because English is nothing more than simplified Germanic with Latin and French brought it to make it sound more complicated...
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>>74664164
My pissass little town was colonized by the dutch, got a big wooden windmill off main street and some other shit.
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>>74660973

In the long run this will just be the beginning. We will eventually all be cyborgs and thats not a bad thing.

But for now, fuck that shit. Im not going to become a cyborg until humanity collectively pulls it head out of its ass and figures out that we need encryption and privacy
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>>74664026
2sided coin , for one agreed and for the other - no.
a thief when he stops stealing repents , repays , and will never steal again while talking to others about the errors in his ways - may be given a 2nd chance.

god isn´t a computer program that sorts sinners and faithful people 1:1.

he evaluates every single person and throws em in the trash accordingly.

murderers , rapists etc no argument there - but little sins which you´ve commited yourself im sure are not hellworthy.
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>>74660973
inb4 Jews get a chip reader implanted in their palms
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>>74662410
nooke subs?
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>>74664280

I see Aruba fairly regularly, especially on /int/ in /carib/ and /nederdraad/.. Curacao is a bit more rare, but I still see that regularly too. Rarely any of our other Caribbean territories though.
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>>74660973
great idea. niggers will have to cut your hand off to take your money.
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>>74664026
All sinners can be redeemd though, and christians should seek to redeem those led astray.
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>>74664293
>wooden windmill

>not brick

That's how you know it's New World.
>tfw we cut all of our trees down like 500 years ago..
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>>74664303
>and thats not a bad thing
Unless Google reads and influences your mind and the government has a kill-switch in case you start thinking wrong thoughts.
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>>74661472
Scuba in Aruba
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>>74664333
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>>74663162
This.
Kek

This been in works using rfid for decades. Its been in healthcare reforms since at least clinton It was in Obamacare as well to make mandatory for all citizens to have for this and medical records but was taken out. They know the public has not been conditioned for it enough
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>>74661981
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>>74660973
I'm lazy but I with this shit,Isis , the election and whatever more it's happening right now we could easily put that the book revelations it's happening right now and the that the end is near
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>>74662111
Mark of the beast Anons...
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>>74664266
Some of them even have prior experience in that!
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>>74661909
The catholics have been talking about chips in your hand since I was small.

After this, the pope might as well be the blasphemous miracle worker out of the sea, obama the whore, and either a head of the dragon or the christlike rider who speaks with a sword
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>>74661879
No need to thank, just learn to use that small arrow beside the Post ID ;^)
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>>74662050
this
>withdraw everything I have because I'm not rich, so, a couple of hundreds hidden at home is alright.
>if I need anything online, I use prepaid credit card
>I prefer cash because I manage money wisely when it's in front of me
>no credit card
>technically richer than average North American because no loan, mortgage, credit card
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Everyone please you are seeing the beginnings of the end of history. There is only one place where you may find salvation from the damnation of hell.

Please come home, where you will not be judged, and will only be shown utmost kindness and love.
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>>74664941
*And trump either the
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>>74660973
Retarded. Also my religious side is triggered at that. Mark of the beast and all
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>this whole thread
Holy shit how technologically illiterate are you all?
The chip isn't meant to be the end-all solution for payment, it's just a way to replace the physical card, you'd still have to enter your pin or password at the payment terminal, the RFID chip would just tell the terminal your account number
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>>74665135
POO
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>>74664448
Ya, it's not even functional and the proportions are way off (blades are small as shit).

It's just a muh heritage thing for the city or whatever.
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>>74664984
I'm coming
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>>74662088
But that's on his left hand?
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>>74665135
ID tag is even brown
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>>74665135
>you'd still have to enter your pin or password at the payment termina
No you don't you curry shitting nigger.

Get a load of this loo nigger, they don't even have instant payments yet over there, what century is this?


Jesus Christ, what a 3rd world shithole.
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>>74664780
>But anon, despite everything in the book of revelations becoming true right before our eyes.... we all know the bible is just a useless old antiquated work of fiction :^)
>tips fedora
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>>74660973
There is similar car alarm "to start it without putting the key in.
Thieves use radio devices to link radio signal of key to the car.

Good thing buzzfeed readers don't have more than a minimal wage to lose from their accounts.
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>>74665393
Unlike you burgers, most of the world doesn't have instant payment you know
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>>74665439
What if it IS a work of fiction but taking ir seriously means people are gonna meme magic the bible into reality?
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>>74665135
>it's just a way to replace the physical card,
It's just a way to SEND YOU TO HELL!
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>>74665256
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>>74665545
Amen
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>>74665510
>most of the world
Nah, just you, Pajeet. Learn how to use the toilet first.
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>>74665135
>Poo in loo
>IT guy

Legit.
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>>74662878
fingerprints aren't unique
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>>74664451

No shit thats why I said:

>But for now, fuck that shit. Im not going to become a cyborg until humanity collectively pulls it head out of its ass and figures out that we need encryption and privacy

Encryption will eventually save us from the state
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>>74663532
This makes me more than a little nervous. Watching for other signs.
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>>74665613
>tfw NEET
I'd kill do be an IT guy right now
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>>74660973
Useless, if I implant something in my body then it'll be to enhance function or to fix something broken, not to have wallet up my ass 24/7 when you can have same on ring or contactless card.
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>>74663936

Muh nigga
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>>74662439
>2007

I won't even bother with that article.
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>2016
>believing there is anything like privacy or anonymity left

Lol omg look he's using a jewphone, it's like he wants to show the world a poster of his biodata!

If someone prefers not to carry a wallet - and in the near future a phone - and replace it with a chip, let me tell you: the only difference is of cosmetic nature.
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>>74665256
Stop sending shitcunts to /carib/
You shitcunt.
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Do I have to get it implanted? Why not just have it on a wristband so I can add some simple controls to it (like a safety so I can shield it from long-distance charging)?
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