Guys, I think I've got a situation on my hands.
I found my cat playing with some of my money I left on the table and he continued to pursue it after I took it away from him.
I think my cat may be a Jew, how do I handle this?
Best shit post I've ever seen. You've done your country proud.
>>74642411
check his penis, has he been circumcised?
Got an oven at home?
>>74642411
He clearly has a jew nose
Show him an image of a happy, successful white family. If he hisses, he is most definitely a Jew.
>>74642411
Go to the veterinarian and demand an examination to determine whether or not the cat is Jewish. Nazi regalia optional.
>>74642411
Have it make black cats racemix with white cats for catnip and coin
>>74642622
LOL
I decided to test him to be sure.
He failed
>>74643021
>those fingernails
and so did you
>>74642411
Your cat qualifies to make aliyah. Please send it to the closest jewish agency.
>>74643066
Tell me, does your pussy run sideways?
>>74643066
whats wrong with the fingernails...?
>>74643021
>$50 note
Hey hey hey let's not jump to conclusions here, try a $100 bill to be sure.
>>74642411
my can't doesnt react to money at all but she does like to lick her ass till it has a little blood on it
>>74643478
I don't have one on me atm.
But you're right, I have to be 100% sure before I do anything. Any other ideas?
Have you checked to see if he's circumcised?
>>74643378
sometimes
The plan is working. The western male has been emasculated and now we begin to awaken the true nature of felines a.k.a. nu-male pets. Sinlge men will give all of their money for their beloved cats top play with. Once this behaviour establishes itself as "normal", then the leap for white "men" to begin serving their true master is small.
>>74642411
Your cat sounds like a fuckin dirty jew
>>74642411
Well OP what you have to do is call him a JEW 3 times to his face and see if he recoils in horror.
He may have been cursed so we can discuss exorcising the Jew from the cat later if you find he is in fact a Jew.
>>74643553
Yes, comrade.
>>74642411
Pic related
>>74642411
>Falling for the feline jew
All cats are chinese though and understand chinese language chin chinqua wa hin quoa. I speak to my cat every day eventhough I am korean. Eighty fi cen.
