https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix0gk5C589Y&t=5m42s
>>74623684
Oh how the mighty have fallen
No shit eh?
>>74623684
This needs memed hard, when you think Hillary think of Chris Chan and Sonichu.
>I would have voted for Sarah Palin in 2008 had she still been running, but now I end up having to choose between McCain and Obama
>>74623684
this is what the white race has been reduced too.
How sad.
>>74623684
The lengths this man has gone to get some china is absolutely astounding.
>>74623684
>the austism tutorial
Pretty informative, thus far.
>>74623684
Didn't he say in his lasted videos that he wants to ,"make sonichu great again"?
>this nation needs a womans touch
More like chris needs to touch a woman.
>>74624233
Maybe his male parts are confused by the greatness and want to make sure china isn't taking his jobs away from him so he can go to china heh heh get it china
This dude is a sad case. But I can't look away
>>74623684
what a great endorsement!
#imwithher
>>74623684
Pol BTFO
Guess I'm a #Hilldog now
>>74624384
>>74624096
Trump talks a bunch of shit about China and I'm willing to bet money that Chris actually thinks Trump hates pussy or something. He's delusional enough to think his vocabulary has spread throughout the US and is common knowledge.
Anyone else buy one? I regret it but I was drunk and wanted a piece of Christory.
>>74623684
im glad christina is doing well. i was worried about her for a while
>>74624560
Implying I haven't been watching this weirdo for years but still have the same thought with each video
>>74624806
What are you gonna do with that thing. Please don't show anyone
>>74624806
How much did it cost?
>>74623955
Good God. He's been wearing the same outfit since he was 5.
>>74624313
He already has had sex, with a prostitute.
wow he has his own channel?
i didnt even know
crazy he still makes videos
>>74625145
According to the store, $30
>>74625261
And he gave her a fucking gift basket as thanks
>>74623684
>Chris
Though it was Christy
>>74623684
Who is this retarded faggot? I know the name, yet am unfamiliar...
>>74625061
I wear mine when I'm fucking my girlfriend. It turns her on.
>>74625292
Google kiwi farms and chris chan. or hit up the sonichu .com site. This guy/girl/ughh has been providing comedy for almost a decade.
He pepper sprayed a gamestop employee (he has been banned from every store in his town), pierced his taint (which got infected and almost became septic), has spent thousands of dollars on creating shit ammibo figures that don't sell, burned his house down,..it just goes on and on,
>>74625442
A political anaylist for CNN.
>>74625061
The only person I've shown it to is my gf. I showed her some of his videos and she felt bad for him so she was glad I helped him out a little bit.
a vote is a vote
>>74625145
>>74625313
I got mine for $22 shipped. Chris must have raised the price. Not surprising.
>>74624806
>>74625549
>yfw CWC's single vote flips VA blue, making Trump lose the election
>>74625462
At least you're doing something with it. The money you gave him in exchange helped him to feed himself and stay alive so he can vote for Hillary. Good job faggot
>>74623684
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE
>>74625858
He turned into a peaceful girl named Christine
>>74625462
>>74625858
His self-pierced taint infection got better somehow.
>>74625487
>This guy/girl/ughh has been providing comedy for almost a decade.
Fuck. It felt like just yesterday the lumberjack went to cut down that big internet in the sky.
>>74625858
Give it a few more years
>>74625462
Please tell me her name is JULAYYY
>>74625462
Please tell me you call her JULAYYY
>>74625462
Please tell me you call her JULAYYY in bed
>>74625462
Please tell me you call her JULAYYY while in bed
>>74626167
>>74626250
>>74626282
>>74626336
>>74624313
apparently he's a tranny now?
Can't laugh at him anymore,
I just feel sorry for him
>>74626878
this, its just sad
now hes trying to become a feminist just to fully become a woman.
>>74623684
Of course. Trannies gotta stick together.
One of these days he's going to snap and kill his mother and make a woman suit out of her, Ed Gein/Buffalo Bill-style.
His business proposal video to Sega to buy the rights to Sonichu was fucking hilarious. Though my favorite ChrisChan cringe is when he talked to a girl's "dad" on the phone for two hours and compared the girl's grandma dying on 9/11 to when his dog died. And when the dad asked about his work/volunteer history all he could say was that he worked at Wendy's for a few days and used to volunteer at the Ruckersville rec center teaching children to play Pokemon TCG. The entire thing is comedy gold.
>>74624806
shit, I got you beat. I've been in his bedroom.
>>74627637
Bullshit. How'd you manage that? And how did you escape?
>>74627692
I'm the guy from the Magical Man Potion and Rollin' and Trollin' videos.
>>74627790
You best not be bullshitting. He's one of the greatest mysteries in Christory.
>>74628272
It's me. I still have the shirt I wore in Rollin and Trollin.
>>74628434
proofs
>>74628434
I remember that
Time stamp naow
Goddamn. I don't even find Chrischan funny anymore, he just makes me sad. Has there ever been anyone more tragic?
>>74628434
That video was weird. It made chris seem not so autismal.
>>74624716
KEK, you're probably right.
>>74628434
What is your relation to Chris?
Whose idea was it to make the magical man video?
>>74625858
He'll be fine
>>74628651
I knew him/of him through The End Games Center. Josh Martinez went to my high school with me and introduced me to Chris as Josh's cousin. (I'm not.)
Look at the camera's reflection at 1:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XdKfgnB17w
>>74628651
It was mine. It was orange Fanta and nutmeg. We were telling Chris that drinking apple juice with nutmeg in it would increase his virility, hoping he'd just eventually have a case of uncontrollable shits.
>>74623684
Literally who?
>some fat nerd
>>74629131
Jesus, you must be younger than Bluespike/Julaaaaaay
>>74629035
Kind of hard to tell by that. Can you do a vocaroo so we can compare it to your voice in the Magical Man video?
>>74629160
29, just can't see every single that happens on the Internet.
>>74629193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gurodMtT2H
>>74629289
Are you still in contact with Chris?
>>74629653
Nah. I got my lulz out of him and moved on. I still occasionally see Emiry, the asian chick he went on the date with before the Man in the Pickle Suit showed up.
>>74623684
I lost all respect for this guy
This is me.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Magical_Man
>>74625204
He's like a cartoon character
I'm off to bed. I'll see if this thread's still alive in the morning.
>>74624806
he probably rubs his autistic penis over all of them fyi
>>74629827
What the fuck, you're real.
Can you share some secret chris stories with us? I love to hear about his autism off camera.
>>74623684
Well I guess now I'm a #cruzmissile
>>74630109
Bumping just for that.
>>74630254
this
>>74630254
BRUH PLEASE
>>74623684
>Chrischan supports Shillary!
>>74631259
>>74631417
Just keep bumping the thread so it survives in the morning for Magical Man.
>>74623684
This is it, it's over
Trump can't recover, he's been STUMPED
Bump for magical man
>>74632780
It takes over an hour for threads to die on /pol/ at this time of day. There's no need to bump that often.
>>74631787
It isn't that bad - Andrew "My inflation fetish doesn't disqualify me from being a male feminist" Dobson is a Berniebot.
Same goes for Aaron "Mostly Cuban" Diaz.
>Sonyfags
>>74623684
wasnt he supposed to be dead? or was it pamperchu? i get my mid 00's autists mixed up.
>>74633191
Chris is a tranny now
Pamperchu has cancer
>>74633191
>wasnt he supposed to be dead? or was it pamperchu?
Pamperchu is the one who has developed cancer as of late, but he could be still alive.
Chris-Chan in his bulldyke upgrade is still alive and kicking.
>>74623955
He really should have been euthanized.
>>74633296
>>74633323
ahh thanks i knew it was something along those lines
>>74629827
any picture of that girl I always wondered what she looked like
>>74623684
lol what a shock. The vast majority of Hillary's male supporters are all autistic manchildren anyway.
>>74625858
His autism has made him fucking invincible. If he's survived up to this point I don't think anything can kill him.
test desu
>>74624806
Literally enabling irresponsible behavior
>>74623684
How would you feel if he was a Trump supporter?
>>74623684
1:41
>that first video will be a livestream of commentary on the autism tutorial
What's that, a tutorial on how to be autistic?
Autism: the movie
>>74629827
This thread can not die. We must know more.
U S A
U S A
>>74638855
God he's disgusting
>CWC endorsing hillary
Pack it up boys, we won
>>74628532
Pretty rare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
>>74624806
>Christine
I'd prefer a vintage one to be honest. He was selling these before the tranny phase right?
We need to make this viral.
>>74643996
>wants to cut taxes by half and double welfare at the same time
god tier economics, would choose as running mate
>>74630109
pls
Bumping for Magic Man, don't let it die
>>74624022
really makes you think huh?
