In this thread we write the holy doctrine of Kek, only kek decides what shall be written.
It is time to bring Kek to the next level brothers.
>>74620274
Death to all infidels who oppose KEK
>>74620274
If thou shalt burneth the coal, thou shalt payest the toll.
>>74620274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk
Idea for a kek photoshop
>the plague on the pharaoh with frogs raining down, pepe's face on all of them.
Though must sacrifice a gun to kek every 5 years to prove loyalty and that your country is uncucked
KILL ALL NIGGERS
>>74620611
Praise him this shall be our Hymn.
>tfw you were there for the first kek thread
Man that was a fucking ride. Praise kek and may he make the world a better place.
There is no god but Kek (swt) and Donald Trump (pbuh) is his prophet
>>74620739
I think these dubs were telling us to check the date on the video
>>74620820
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We need more praise in this thread. It's low energy AF.
Remember to keep rolling for the Lord’s grace
Singular for dribble. Double for scribble.
Kek shall have 3 commandments.
>>74620956
Praised be KEK
The Jews are always the enemy.
>>74620274
KEKUS VULT
ALL SHITSKINS MUST BE KILLED FOR THE LORD
PRAISE KEK
remove kebab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4
>>74621178
Please give me checked digits lord kek. I crave them.
Praise Kek!
>>74621266
Blessed be his name
Donald Trump is a false prophet.
Kek told me this personally.
Dat Boi is to be shunned as the false prophet it represents.
Trump is the true prophet
>>74620405
This is why I worship kek. It is so peaceful.
>>74621377
Praise Kek!
Dat Boi is kek incarnate
>>74621396
Kek is a religion of peace yo
>>74621437
>Dat Boi
Dat Boi is a forced meme and is complete shit
Kek is a benevolent god
>>74621437
Behead all those that oppose Kek!
>>74621457
Kek is God
Kekology is the religion.
Followers of Kekology are Kekolds.
Kek needs to be properly fed repeating digits
>>74621733
Praise kek!
>>74621178
Remove Kebab
>>74620778
based anon, what did the birth of our lord look like? do you have screens?
>>74621777
Sheeeeiiiiiiit
Wojack is our brother, and Kek will save him.
>>74621733
>>74621777
Praise be to his glorious name
>>74621926
For some reason the American flag in her ass just makes me laugh like a moron. It totally kills any sexy she has
KEK is truly among us that is why he grants me these dubs, a trump presidency, and all my hopes and dreams
Kek is the light in the darkness, the slayer of cuckoldry and bad memes
>>74620611
>>74621300
>>74621377
>>74621733
Kek is our savior.
DURING these times there was a happening, by which the whole human race came near to being annihilated. Now in the case of all other calamities some explanation of a cause might be given by those of the liberal faith, such as the many theories propounded by those who think they are clever in these matters; for they love to conjure up causes which are absolutely incomprehensible to man, and to fabricate outlandish theories of racism and sexism knowing well that they are saying nothing sound but considering it sufficient for them, if they completely deceive by their argument some of those whom they meet and persuade them to their view. But for this calamity it is quite impossible either to express in words or to conceive in thought any explanation, except indeed to refer it to Kek.
>>74622540
THE MEMEGULARITY IS COMING BEHOLD YE NORMIES
Trump will be our Emperor for our Lord Kek wills it. Niggers and Muslims will be exterminated and women shall know their place in society once again. The dark ages of political cuckoldry are behind is, the Age Of White Man has arrived, guided by our benevolent and merciful but harsh and just Omnipotent Kek. PRAISE HIM
PRAISE HIM
PRAAAAAISEEEEE HIIIM!
kek
>>74621733
>>74620274
Proselytise the normies.
This rule was established early on.
LORD KEK
WITNESS ME
REPEATING DIGITS AND A HIGH TEST AMAZON GF TO CRUSH MY MANLET BODY
I BESEECH YOU
t. your humble servant
Kek should check these dubs
I see you all.
>>74623699
THE ABSOLUTE DEITY
PRAISE HIM
>>74623611
>>74623699
>>74623700
>>74623766
wow almost 4 dubs in a row.
Praise be unto LORD KEK.
I bestow upon my fellow followers of LORD KEK, this image.
t. creator of the original LORD KEK with pyramid and moon in the background.
>>74623787
>>74623812
>>74623823
this however displeases kek.
>>74623853
I am but a humble servant.
I will try harder.
>>74620778
It was glorious.
Nigger
>>74623611
>>74623699
>>74623700
>>74623766
uh oh guys i dropped my repeating numerals anyone seen them?
>>74620778
The first threads in which LORD KEK croaked from beyond was awe inspiring.
May he bless us all.
Lord Kek bless my family
KEK WILL SEE THE GREATEST EMPIRE EVER RISE FROM AMERICA, THE TRUMPRISING. ONLY IF THOU RECEIVES TRIPS OR HIGHER.
Magic is real
>>74624102
re-roll
>>74624102
rolling-g
Kek, slayer of darkness but chaotic energy incarnate. Kek shall bring us light through battle.
Trips reveals true presence
KEK HEAR MY PLEA
SPEAK TO US OH KEK WHAT DAY SHOULD YOUR HOLY DAY BE?
SHOULD IT BE FRIDAY?
>>74624129
this is how its done pleb
>>74624102
FOR KEK'S TRUMPRISING
KEK hear me!!! grant me numbers...tell me your wishes.
kek
ROLLING FOR TRUMPRISING, A NEW ROME, EMPIRE, WESTERN CIVILIZATION. TRIPS GET.
>>74624188
KEK CONFIRMS IT
>>74624200
KEK WILLS IT
>>74624200
Checked
>>74624272
RE~ROLL!
>>74624188
Praise
>>74624102
FOR KEK
MEME MAGIKS
>>74620956
Praised be Kek
>>74623966
We are praising lord kek, not lord keem
>>74620274
MY WIFE'S SON DREW THIS PRAISE KEK
Will Kek lead us out of the matrix?
Kek has yet to reveal his glory to me, but if Trump wins, he will have my undying devotion.
>>74624577
Checked and lord kek'd
>>74624577
PRAISE BE
PRAISE KEK
BLESSED BE TRUMP HIS PROPHET
>>74620274
praise be unto pepe
i shall see my 72 /pol/aks in heaven
>>74620274
Only birth parts
you from the one verse.
You utter once,
You have been.Then
return, To the silence
of the Void.
>>74624795
Dammit , no gets
>>74620956
Praise be kek
>>74620274
IN THE BEGINNING, KEK CREATED THE LULZ AND THE BUTTHURT.
Sorry you dumb uneducated niggers but Hermes Trismegistus beat you all to the punch by about 3000 years.
>The Emerald Tablet, or the Emerald Table as it is frequently called is part of the Hermetica and is one of most revered magical documents in Western occultism. Hermes Trismegistus is portrayed in art as holding an emerald upon which he inscribed the entire Egyptian philosophy.
>Although most of the works of the Hermetica have disappeared or been destroyed over the centuries, practically the entire system of traditional and modern magic was inscribed upon the emerald tablet in cryptic wording. Some claim its true meaning must be found in every human's soul. Thus is the massage of the emerald tablet:
>>74620274
And thus the lord god kekked into existence 4chan
Kek grant me strength to combat the cuckholdry upon the earth
I have a serious question.
I praise and worship Kek, of course, but I am confused as to why people keep using pictures of Pepe and referring to Kek?
Is it Pepe or Kek?
Please let me know. Thank you.
Triples for our savior!
>>74624992
Smh...
>>74620956
Praised be Kek
I offer tits.
>>74625076
Please just answer.
>>74625077
Keked
>Getting banned for posting in get threads
You guys and your Egyptian gods
>>74621377
Praise kek
>>74624992
We use Pepe as he is the best analogue to LORD KEK. He is the best representation, it gives us a method to channel the meme magic, if we channel through that of a meme, we will forever immortalize it.
It is both.
>>74625077
Thank you lead bro
>>74625113
>>74625221
img of pepe is an idol using it to send power through it.
>>74620274
There is no God but kek and /pol/ is His messenger
All muslims should perish, praise kek
>>74625101
101, my post has the number of my old Division. It is a sign that Kek is pleased.
I shall follow the path. So say we all.
>>74625227
>>74625184
I see. Thank you.
Praise Kek.
>>74625339
Yes. Praise Kek.
>>74625101
who is this semen demon?
>>74621303
You were utterly BTFO so hard I can't believe it.
>>74621377
Bless you dear leaf. Your post acted as the vessel for the truth of Trump's fealty to our blessed frog god. May we all be so blessed.
>kek are you listening?
>>74625439
August Ames. Has burned coal professionally, sigh.
>>74620274
Thou shall only POO in the LOO
niggers are now roody-poos
>>74625666
and so it shall be known
>>74625666
Truth through algorithm
>>74625723
nay I say. this is the will of kek, for I am a fucking retard. I can put together a computer and copy paste a little linux. scripts are boring and I have shit posting to do
>>74625862
I hear thee brother
Gods and Goddesses and lesser gods and goddesses.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_deities
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gods_and_goddesses
List of Angels
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_angels_in_theology
List of Demons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theological_demons
Magick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_magic
>I suggest avoiding Negro Magick and making pacts with Demons.
Israel :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJxdIXgMGAI
Condensed version :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quTXwTjgfc0
Kabbalah :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabbalah
Hermeticism :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermeticism
Sacred Geometry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_geometry
Golden Ratio :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio
Infinity :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DozycGRQqo
Eternity :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jGaio87u3A
>>74626005
Aussiefags shall take back what the leaf stole
praise Kek , the confirmer of Trump
PRAISE KEK
>>74621733
For every digit I am off from repeating I will receive likewise lashes of an order of magnitude. Praise be his name
dubs
kick all trannies in the nuts. they will REALLY regret having them!
>>74621733
Praise kek
>>74626005
I have been posting about Hermeticism and its links to KEK for about a fucking week but it all conveniently gets ignored by retarded frogposters.
>>74623699
I used to think kek was a funny meme, but these threads are fucking scary
holy fuck. kek really is being channeled through my misanthropic musings and no captcha
Trump is the true avatar of Kek. All that deny it shall pay a great penalty.
>>74626559
lies.
trump is a vessel being directly influenced by kek. don't get it twisted. he is not the embodiment, merely a tool
>>74625543
omnipresent
ɒmnJˈprɛz(ə)nt/
adjective
adjective: omnipresent
(of God) present everywhere at the same time.
widely or constantly encountered; widespread.
"the omnipresent threat of natural disasters"
synonyms: present everywhere, ubiquitous, general, universal, worldwide, global, all-pervasive, all-present, infinite, boundless; More
>>74626711
PRAISE OMNIPRESENT GOD OF MEMES
Kek, being the embodiment of Chaos is beyond description. Beyond definition. His will is unknown and unknowable. Fear not for repeating digits shall protect you.
Glory to KEK in the highest.
>>74624449
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK HIS NAME YOU FILTHY ANIMAL
mecca gets obliterated
>>74626422
Praise Kek
>>74620274
Thou shalt vote for Keks messenger "Donald J. Trump" in the general election.
>>74620274
>mfw Kek is risen
I pray to kek so i may be blessed with dub.
>>74629753
Fuck
>glory to lord kek
>meme magic
>praise kek
seriously kill yourself faggot>>74620274
>>74624992
>>74625184
Kek is an ancient Egyptian Frog God of chaos, pepe is his prophet
