GET IN HERE SENPAI
First for religion of peace
>>74581522
What?
Egypt airline incoming
>>74581522
7th!
>>74581522
Shouldn't it be Black House on fire since the president is apparently a dirt negro?
NEW:Park Police have confirmed there has been a shooting on W. Executive Dr. near White House. Story is developing.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ABC7News/status/733738845846536192
Post yfw it's the Egypt Airliner
>>74581862
>>74581522
BLH on the case
>>74581522
WHITE HOUSE FALSE FLAG
PLANNED TO HAPPEN AFTER NRA SPEECH
>>74582015
K..
>>74582015
MADMAN
PLZ KILL THE NIGGER
PLZ KILL THE NIGGER
PLZ KILL THE NIGGER
PLZ KILL THE NIGGER
Nothing is happening
Jeb is getting into the white house by any means nessasary
True. Infrastructure talk comes now God Emperor!
Oh, it's just another shooting.
Has the day of the rope finally arrived?
>>74582060
This anon is exactly right.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/police-investigating-possible-shooting-outside-white-house/2016/05/20/de322054-1ebf-11e6-b6e0-c53b7ef63b45_story.html
It's basically nothing.
S-S-N-NIPERS CONFIRMED
OBAMA IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF IN A LAST STAND FALSE FLAG TO GET GUN CONTROL AND ABOLISH OUR SECOND AMENDMENT!! SCREEN SHOT THIS
>>74582352
U.S. Park Police tweeted that a shooting occurred after 2 p.m. on West Executive Drive, near 17th and Pennsylvania Avenue NW. The victim was taken to the hospital in critical condition, according to a fire department spokesman.
Ok, so you ONE FUCKING JOB AMERICA
PLEASE MAKE A GOOD HAPPENING
I live less than a mile from the white house and this isn't anything unusual. Probably one of the bums in the park north of the white house got into a fight and fired a shot at another bum
>>74582015
My favorite troll strikes again
https://mobile.twitter.com/rohkhan/status/733739878408724480/video/1
Obama got mad and popped a few sideways Glock shots out the window watching my man Trump at the NRA endoresment.
>>74581522
I'll never understand why our nation's capitol is a nigger infested violent shithole.
We Got To get Giuliani to clean it up.
>>74582015
>shooting
>DC
>news worthy
Isn't DC one of the most violent places in the country? Pretty much Battlefield: Nigger there 24/7.
"Some of you are alright, stay away from the White House tomorrow" - Ted "Zodiac Killer" Cruz
>>74582485
Probably just only 1 people shot ...
NOT HAPPENING
>>74582551
Inb4 chimpout
>>74582551
Fuck the muli vote for Giuli
>>74582551
Capital man. Capital. Bad spelling is for degenerates.
1 casualty
1 in custody
obama isnt even there, hes playing golf at andrews air force base... what a surprise
No one is dead, nothing happened, why does this fucking matter? A couple shots in DC are not really news worthy.
- Nearby shooting
- Agent with rifles on roof
- Reporters sent to basement
- Obama golfing
>>74582015
K... Keep me posted. Be safe Brian, bring yourself back home in one piece son ya hear? He's a good boy, he needs our support the most now, Papa bless.
>>74582747
Ok nothing to see here
>>74581799
>wew lad
>>74582515
underrated
>>74582015
thank god.
>>74582740
I blame auto correct desu.
>>74582788
>sent to basement
GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT NORMIES
>>74582768
It's near the bloody White House you dense cunt
It automatically shoots terror level up to pigs on patrol
>>74582368
They literally have snipers every day. Come on now.
>>74582747
>implying he would be there at his own false flag
>>74582951
>pigs out on patrol
>nigs out of control
PLEASE GOD DIE
>>74582826
yeah like i said it was probably just a bum in lafayette square that shot another bum
the only interesting thing is that this was on the west executive drive, which is the street just west of the white house between it and the executive building, runs right up against the west wing. It's essentially protected by secret service at the entrance and behind the gate that surrounds the white house. You'd have to have clearance to get there, unless some idiot hopped the fence again.
>>74582910
REEEEEEEEEE
>immediately after NRA thing
PURE COINCIDENCE
Guys remember that the secret service is understaffed
ITS GONNA BE OK GUYS
>>74582634
>miami gardens
Used to go to school there kek
Religion of peace pls
>>74582015
What did he mean by this?
Reminder that prophecy was that Obama was not going to finish his second term. It was not clear if he was to be killed or judged against his peers.
>>74582015
This dude is gonna turn into some sort of vigilante and go out in a blaze of glory
>>74582015
>>74583208
>10-4
What did he mean by this?
livestream
http://sputniknews.com/us/20160520/1040001413/white-house-gunshot-lockdown.html?utm_source=https%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FziwqLUkp13&utm_medium=short_url&utm_content=bsqG&utm_campaign=URL_shortening
>>74583208
I wish he would travel the country and solve crimes.
On CNN now
>Man walked up to white house security and pulled a gun, got blasted.
>>74581799
Can anyone explain why politics fags like golf so much? I don't see the point of hitting a stupid ball hoping it lands in a hole, then wasting time going to where it landed and hitting it again. Fucking waste of time.
>>74583312
10 fatal victims and 4 injuried.
URGENT: Suspect down and in custody. 1 Person transported w/ critical injuries - DC EMS
>>74583439
easy there rapey mc-raperson.
>>74583416
what a fucking idiot. They should've have hit him the the good ol double tap
>>74583312
10 shots fired, 4 people hit
>tfw Lil B Tha Based God follows BLH on Twitter
What a time to be alive
I HOPE HE WAS A _________
Fill in the blank.
>>74581522
shooting near white house while Trump was giving a speech at the NRA.
seems suspicious
Armyfag who used to work in DC here
The White House gets locked down all the time. Crazies shoot at the Pentagon from 395 every fucking day. The building is covered in bullet holes. There's shootings and all kinds of shit that happens in DC every other day that would be top story for 3 months but it never gets reported. Example: Bolling AFB had two active shooters running around with rifles and vests one night close to Christmas. It was never reported on the news.
There is no happening.
>>74583607
Arab
>>74581522
>SUSPECT REPORTED TO BE FRUSTRATED OVER BEING A MALE VIRGIN
>>74583607
dildo
>>74581522
Ah shit if this nigger dies while in office the democrats will get a huge sympathy vote
>>74581991
Is that a hyper realistic depiction of the Penguins of Madagascar?
>>74583663
is he an Asian american?
>>74583663
Not the first time /r9k/ killed someone
>>74583607
Cis white male
>>74583607
woman
inb4 the guy had a toy gun and got blasted for it
>>74583607
KEBAB
check em
>>74581522
ITS A FALSE FLAG
OBAMA WILL USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO CALL OFF THE ELECTION AND INSTALL MARTIAL LAW
THEN HE'S COMING AFTER THE GUNS
If digits it was a bernfag trying to start a revolution
So apparently someone walked up to this entrance to the west executive avenue with a gun and was shot by the secret service. It's unclear whether or not the person who was shot is the same person who is in custody (meaning SS capped his ass), or if there are 2 different people, one in custody and one casualty.
The incident happened on the west sidewalk (the executive office building side) of 17th street and new york avenue. This is the entrance to the executive office building and white house for visitors, staff, and/or advisers.
pic related is where this happened.
>yfw it's a test for the 4th
>>74583607
Ben Garrison
>>74583876
SHOO!
GO ON! GET!
https://archive.is/7tFu8
>President Barack Obama was golfing at the time of the incident and not at the White House.
>golfing
>GOLFING
>>74583876
>76
Revolutionary numbers you could say.
>>74583442
>>74583586
>>74583682
>>74583312
It's a police code that's quite well-known, you fucking underaged nu/pol/ shitters.
what the fuck is going on?
I say we nuke the white house and DC as a whole just to be sure
BURN IT DOWN
>>74583974
jej
>>74583981
DC isn't even part of the US. We should invade and kill anything moving
>>74583943
How often does this bastard golf? It's practically every single day. Is he going for the pga tour when he's thrown out of the wh?
>>74583981
better nuke the whales
>>74582368
Oh Shi-
>>74583439
It's traditional
It's easier to discuss things during golf, you get out into the sun, no physical contact and your own somebodies rich privatized land with miles for Secret Service to plant motion sensors.
>>74584033
Back to >>>/b/, kid.
>>74581522
Is he safe, is he secret?
>>74584051
>DC isn't even part of the US
>>74583974
Well we can't all be autistically obsessed with police codes.
OH SHIT
1 secret service member shot in the stomach
Living in the USA is scary as fuck.
Every lunatic with guns, the white house on lockdown now an then...
mass shootings in the schools....
Weed Man is on a fucking rampage this week. First he literally knocks a bitch out in Parliament with a sick elbow combo, then he's reliving 1812 and burning down the White House AGAIN.
>>74584067
>does nothing but golf
>sucks at golf
President nigger, everybody!
>>74584146
you seem perturbed, maybe cool off your head, its pretty warm
>>74584182
How does that even happen? Try all wear Kevlar. Apparently it's the other way around- secret service shot the guy in the stomach.
>>74583607
Arab
>>74584195
You forgot all the Faggots and shitskins breeding
>>74584195
trump will save us
SHUT
>>74581522
>that image
>not called 'negromancy'
>>74581965
IMPOSSIBLE! DC has a gun ban!
>>74584170
>autistically obsessed with police codes.
>literally one of the most well-known police codes shown everywhere in movies, tv shows, etc.
>>74584182
>>74584307
correction, fox said the wrong shit
it was the suspect who was shot in the stomach after pulling a gun by the secret service
>>74581965
Gonna guess it's dindus dinduing and nothing more.
>>74584232
Stop producing killers dammit Canada
>>74583607
BLM
The White House is literally like 2 blocks away from Niggerland ghettos.
It's actually a surprise this doesn't happen like....every single day.
>raise the height of the fence
>yfw Trump raises it 10 feet higher
>>74584195
>living in fear of muslims
fuck off spain, the majority of gun owners dont kill people with them.
>>74584160
It's not. Its not in a state. It's a vestigial parasite
>>74581799
nice shoes.
>>74583607
Republican
>>74583607
Jeb Bush
>>74584195
>degenerate society
>corrupted mass-media culture
>only real values are tolerance and ambition
>multicultural cesspool
>end goal of life is lots of money
>race-baiting black president
>complete domination of unfair banking system run by Jews who have a revolving door with the government and the regulatory agencies
>white men spat upon by everyone else
>dangerous pharmaceuticals given to every other boy who likes to roughhouse
Gee, I wonder why we have so many mass shootings.
>>74581935
yes
>>74582299
Night of the Wolf comes first, friend
>>74584290
This is too obvious.
>>74584440
What about them crack whore chicken legs?
>>74583607
Big guy
>>74583607
Nigger
>>74581522
Misdirection. Don't talk about the recent change in Israel.
Is O'Bwana in here?
>>74584533
checked.
>>74582043
O FUGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RIP BARRACK "HUSSEIN""" """SADDAM"""" ""OSAMA"""" OBAMA
>>74582205
>>74582603
kek
rip Yeb "guac bowl merchant" Bush
http://abcnews.go.com/US/white-house-lockdown-report-shooting-nearby/story?id=39263422 live
>>74581522
Hmmm
Coming just a day after an ALLEGED intruder to Buckingham Palace.
They're plotting something, and I don't mean some Muzzie terrorists.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/672215/Guilty-Buckingham-Palace-intruder-convicted-murderer-killer-Dennis-Hennessy
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/672240/ITV-Southbank-studio-evacuated-bomb-scare-controlled-explosion
Then of course all the plane shit going on we had Paris, Liverpool, the Egypt 'crash'.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/672221/France-NEW-terror-threat-extremism-links-Paris-airport-probed-over-EgyptAir-crash
>>74581935
It's actually just a giant tranny bathroom full of niggers
>>74584416
Black people NEVER go after the government. They're both too fucking stupid to orchestrate the elaborate conspiracy theories of whites and too undisciplined to be motivated by some fanatical religious doctrine like Muslims.
>>74582015
Brian strikes again.
>>74581522
Work a few blocks away from the White House, AMA.
>>74584592
Out playing golf... eh non, c'est pas des blagues.
>>74583663
>kill someone out of frustration for being a virgin
>go to prison
>get raped
Sounds like a winning strategy for /r9gays/
>no longer a virgin
>>74584530
pretty gross
>>74584667
did you hear the gunshot?
>>74582015
Praise Kek
The eagle has fallen, repeat, the eagle has fallen
>>74583607
Moonman
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/672381/White-House-shooting-lockdown
Shooting at checkpoint or nearby, its all a bit vague.
>>74583663
Fuck, it could be any of us
Send in the rapefugees
>>74584768
The Eagle is a magpie
The Eagle is a magpie
>>74584651
I don't mean intentionally going after the government.
I mean it's a surprise they don't have their nigger gang turf war shootouts near the White House more often.
If you've been to DC, you'd know that it's barely the illusion of a city.
It's literally just a giant dindu ghetto with a few historic landmarks thrown in the middle.
It's seriously a miracle there aren't shootouts every day.
>>74584651
dorner was truly one of a kind
>>74584673
bordel à cul
>>74581522
>literally every time anything happens Obama is out golfing
I'm sure it's just bad luck and he's not actually on the golf course 24/7.
>during the trump/Paul NRA speech
how convenient
>>74583607
King
>>74584882
The dandelions are in bloom in the second quarter.
The dandelions are in bloom in the second quarter.
########### Hello from the Future. ############
The shooter is a Trump supporter. It's a false flag.
Top bantz on Twitter
>>74584521
All depends on who the suspect is. The coulter rule of the longer it takes to report the race, the less likely that he's white is in play here. If it's a dindu or Muslim, nothing to see here.
>>74584651
Thank God that Niggers are lazy and stupid!
>>74584983
>Kang
>>74584116
That meme is so stupid. Only a faggot would post tha-
>>74584995
>he actually was out golfing
>>74584170
you would know what 10-4 was if you were old enough to be here...
>>74583439
Its an old person game. If you're into playing sports eventually you will get into golf.
>>74584995
>of course he's fucking golfing
>>74584905
The white house is located in an vicinity surrounded by office buildings housing prestigious companies, i.e., mostly populated by rich caucasians
DC has one of the highest homicide rates in the world, there are indeed shootouts constantly. However, they're isolated to the nigger-infested areas neighborhoods a few metro stops away
>>74581522
I wish people put more thought into their assassination attempts:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/20/politics/u-s-park-police-shooting-near-white-house/index.html
>>74585034
ffs he plays more golf than Tiger Woods ever did in his entire career.
>>74585110
It's not an old person's game. It's quite fun. It's also a common game to play for professionals and businessmen. It's best to learn young desu.
I hear Obongo is awful at golf, to no one's surprise.
>>74585045
Not an argument.
>>74581522
it's probably just mohammed and his clo-*explodes*
>>74584930
>>74584995
The biggest deals and decisions in the world are made on golf courses
>>74585328
SWEDEN YES
>>74583657
>a arab
>a
Hi, Jose.
>>74585179
I bet this is a false flag
>>74584924
He was just another nigger
Killing your defense lawyers kid isn't going after the government
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/20/politics/u-s-park-police-shooting-near-white-house/index.html
>Secret Service officers on Friday shot a male suspect near a security checkpoint close to the White House after he apparently brandished a weapon, a law enforcement source said.
WHAT WAS THE WEAPON? WAS IT A MACHETTE?
MUSSIES LOVE MACHETTES
HE WUZ A GOOD BOY
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>74584667
Was it you, you cheeky cunt.
>>74581522
>taking this long to reveal the shooter
Yep hes not white
>>74585470
Probably a cigarette lighter.
>>74584775
Kek, moonman would've succeeded
>>74584431
tell me: when was the last mass shooting in for example mmmm Portugal?
>>74585194
Obama may devote all his free time to golf but he doesn't take that much free time.
Was it a nigger or sandnigger?
>>74585898
A false flaggger
>>74581522
>Lockdown lifted
>Trump walks out
>"We are sorry to announce that the once president of the USA, Barrack Hussein Obama, was poisoned by his enemies."
>>74585305
And yet it's still a fact.
>>74585950
Come and see.
>>74585950
>hillary in chains led into a cop car
>"Turns out Crooked Hillary did it"
>"Also bernie had a stroke, who would've figured"
>>74585305
none needed when you make it so painfully obvious
>>74585493
this makes me laugh
>>74581522
>mega thread
go back to lebbit faggot
>>74585788
He's never off the fucking course, when he came here guess what was his agenda apart from cucking for the EU?!
You guessed it.
>>74583408
Some say Brian Lee Henderson is Baron Trump from the future....
Something happened while he was traveling through time which left him with brain damage....
Brian aka Baron is here to warn us of a catastrophe, reaching out to his father but we aren't listening.
>>74586212
>He's never off the fucking course
confirmation bias is a thing. He's taken less time off than any president since Carter.
SHOOTER IDENTIFIED!!
pic related!
I sure hope this didn't hurt his score
>>74581522
>>74585950
>your president was a kont
>>74583439
I would imagine because it requires a lot of concentration and helps you clear your head and think straight.
>>74586399
>black power avatar
>no official source
>>74586352
Well I'm just saying what I see, and as usual something is happening and he is off knocking little white balls around a field with a stick.
Seems very coincidental to me.
>>74581522
will obama invite the shooter to the white house afterwards?
>>74586529
Only if he's Muslim
>That's a nice gun Mohammed
>>74586527
Yes, that's what confirmation bias is.
>>74586523
I'm sure if you search "White House shooter male" on Twitter you will get dozens of blmers saying the same shit.
>>74586584
>American guns are the best guns
"If I had a son, he would look like the shooter"
-Barack "what constitution?" Obama
>>74583897
Peet's Coffee all clear?
>>74586621
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, there's a very good chance it's just confirmation bias.
>>74585715
Shame on you, fucking podemitos.
>king nigger wasn't even in the whitehouse
>they still shot him
>>74582205
I miss Jeb memes
>>74586926
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and is known to be not a duck then yes, it is just confirmation bias if you still conclude it is a duck based on any of the prior observations.
Unless you conclude it is a duck based on it not being a duck which is just retardation.
>>74584195
>spain
>living on US
I dung ged id
I WANT JOE BIDEN
NEED JOE BIDEN
IF U GOT NE U WONT NEED JOE BIDEN
I WANT IT I GOT IT COM GET N FLAUNT IT TELL DEM OTHA BROKE NIGGAS BE QUIET
>>74582368
I don't see any sni
>>74587453
You are obviously too young to have coherent memories of the 16 years that cunt family spent in the White House.
I bet it was a fucking white cis male...
>>74588516
Sixteen years?
Really, dumbass, sixteen?
I guess your memory is faulty.
Try twelve.
>>74584170
>autistically obsessed
I think we all know who the real autist is
>>74588516
wat
>>74583607
Muslim ofc
>>74582600
anyone have the deus ex one?
>>74584434
It's United States Territory you octaroon.
>>74581522
About time someone tried to kill this nigger
>>74589999
Oh Lordy Lordy!
Reports suggest that the suspect a transgendered individual who was upset that xe could not use the female restroom in the White House.
>>74588432
oh god this mem-
>>74583439
Just went out yesterday to play golf
Found a ball in the woods while taking a piss and 2 holes later got hole in one with it
It's relaxing to play but impossible to watch on t.v.
>>74584365
This
>>74584667
Does subway have Turkey subs on sale Fridays?
>>74582368
Kek, that fag isn't a sniper, he is in plan sight, nothing to stop the glare from his gear queen shit. Muzzle protruding, shitty stance for stability
9 out of 11 good try
>>74589999
Quad confirm.
>>74589999
Quads dont lie
>>74589999
>>74589999
MUDSLIMES BTFO