Yuropoors excluding the Brits BTFO
>A
Realistically, how many students in these unis earned their place instead of being born to rich parents?
>FUCKING
>>74546652
>tfw currently attending one of these
Why would I care? Foreign papers have almost no value in Finland
>>74546743
Not even that many get in that way. Most of them just get in as token minorities.
>LEAF
>>74546652
According to fucking who and what stupid metrics?
> tfw attending a top 20 University
P-Please post the longer list OP. I want to feel superior.
>>74546652
>Berkeley's on there
>Yale isn't
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>>74546652
>rides on net worth of a few students to determine the university's "goodness"
>cant properly measure "goodness"
>furthermore exploits this through americas inflated as fuck population
>>74546751
Can I suck your fucking dick
>>74546652
Is Yale just a meme?
>>74546986
Take a look at any University rankings. Usually by research quality, alumni achievements, faculty awards, publication impact rankings, ect
>>74547090
your school on this one?
>>74547105
Came here to post this
Also
>Inb4 a bunch of butt hurt Euro socialists start memeing about how their """""free""""" government ran educations are relevant
Git gud
>USA
>No particle accelerator
>No fusion reactor
>No experimental stellarator
Do you even try to contribute to this world?
Do you fat burgers even contribute
>>74546751
>tfw nobody believes you but wants to make you feel special
>>74546652
All havens of SJWs
>>74547090
Which?
Guy I went to undergrad with went off to Germany for grad school because he's a giant fag that probably has aids and loves Berlin. To his credit though I remember the school was pretty good there.
>>74547178
nah, on average still the best law school in the States. Also excellent mathematics, classics, and English lit departments.
>>74546652
How many of these have gender studies or social """science"""?
>>74546652
Can't hear you over the sound of democracy, Canada.
>>74547488
Or over the sound of intelligence for that matter.
>>74547488
>more democratic
Pretty much just means more refugees and niggers. Good job.
>>74547488
>>74547505
Post rape stats now, Ahmed :^)
>>74547505
>nobel laureates
>reflection of intelligence
>what is nobel peace price
>>74547488
Only stat that matters is refugees per capita, congrats Sweden, you've won
>>74547090
>> tfw attending a top 20 University
In Germany?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/11863169/Top-100-world-universities-201516-QS-rankings.html
TUM is only at 60, followed by Heidelberg and LMU.
>>74547270
What are you talkin' about m8? We have one up in livermore. It's like an hour away from me and when I was younger I thought it was going to explode and take half of Cali with it
>>74547630
>Nobel peace price
Nice straw-man. Nordic countries are still top even when you exclude it.
>>74547566
>>74547631
Why are you sucking trans-atlantic cock?
>>74547505
being judge is a easy way to become laureate in fact
>>74547270
>Fermilab, SLAC Linac, ect, ect,
>National Ignition Facility, Alcator C-Mod, ect
>Helically Symmetric Experiment
>>74547728
There are multiple rankings Hans, AWRU and Times might have it higher.
>>74547488
>Germany
>USA
>Full democracy
>>74546652
Apparently Canada BTFO too
>>74546652
If you're stupid enough to think Harvard is an impressive place of learning then think again m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZeDq90Ar4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNsFOIhkIDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMw6YDQZ-tM
Harvard is a Jewish finishing school and an incredibly expensive liberal wankathon
>>74547211
I've read into this. Huge chunck of the score is a "popularity survey" "student to staff ratio", "research" and "industry income".
No-fucking-where is scored alumni achievements, emplyment after graduation and career outlooks (salary after 3 years)
Uni rankings are bullshit from a student point of you. You want to have a look at programms rankings (like "master in Finance world ranking, or engineering programs)
There they take that into account.
>>74547836
So is being intelligent.
>>74547105
Yale has a bunch of minority protestors that are bringing it down la
>>74547870
>any EU country having full democracy
>USA not being an oligarchy
It's just shit. All of it.
>>74547505
>>74547488
I think that sound might be screaming rape victim desu senpai
The choice is settled. I'll be attending Harvard for my PhD in gender studies
>>74547441
DICE and Volvo, whoop-dee-fucking-doo
>>74547991
Stay mad, 3rd world shithole.
>>74548069
>not even part of G7 or G20
>calls US shithole
>tfw my uni is just barely within the top 100
>>74547926
Research is incredibly important.
I went to the University of Vienna. I also took a year in Leeds and my MSc at Oxford. The undergrauate teaching was roughly the same at Leeds and Vienna, but Oxford simply was that far ahead. For everything. Quality of academic staff, research programs, funding, facilities.
You simply cannot get the whole package like you get at a top English speaking university. They are better.
>CS undergrad
>mfw achieved summa cum laude at CMU
>>74548167
The rankings are full of shit, don't bother. At least the two Munich universities, KIT and Heidelberg are well-regarded at burgerland-employers
>>74547926
>point of you
Fucking frenchies, you never cease to amaze me mangs
>>74548069
>perceptions
>"Yo man da po-leece always puttin me in jail for nuffin"
>>74547926
Whatever makes you feel better Pierre, but the reality is that Anglo schools are better geared toward research. Continental Europe needs emulate Switzerland to be competitive.
>>74548325
What should be in there that isn't?
>>74548162
Wasn't calling you a shithole, Germany. I was calling the USA a 3rd world shithole (not only due to the corruption). I like Germany. I like germans. Good people.
>>74547838
Apart from NIF, most of what you posted is outdated gear.
>>74547728
>>74547090
Don't worry guys. These university rankings are quite unrealistic in my opinion.
I've experienced it firsthand at a high ranking university in California. The exams are ridiculously easy in electrical engineering and higher math when compared to the German university I eventually graduated from.
I don't know why we score so low on these rankings.
Bias? The fact that only English publications count and it's only about quantity not quality. Or that in Germany as a student in STEM it's your own responsibility to study otherwise you fail horribly at the exams and much more people fail? Who knows.
>>74548381
For example Harvard is usually in the top 5, although Oxbridge is better. A colleague knows a professor at Harvard who is sick of their policy which simply tries to keep them high in rankings instead of offering a exceptional education.
>>74547946
>all these "unknown to ancients"
what the fuck does that mean
silicone was discovered by a frenchman
im certain if i look at the others I'll get a result in 3 seconds as well
>>74548386
Yeah I said US (United States) not us. Don't bother, I like Sweden and Swedish citizens too, nice Nordic culture and friendly people. And we share the same destiny in regards of the Muslim genocide
>>74548408
No use in building a duplicate of CERN, Supercollider shouldn't been canceled. Most interesting Fusion research is happening right now in commercial labs. ITER will likely end up as a white elephant.
>>74548544
I doubt any German university has anything coming close to Standford's Quals.
Can /pol/ post their top 10 [or 50 or 100 or 200] universities in the world?
>Please?
>>74547211
>The Ecole Normales Superieures won most Field medals than any other American "university"
>Not on the list
Why am I not surprised? Burgers be burgering
>>74548972
Personally my favourite is any university in India and not in the West.
>>74546652
>MIT
>3rd
>>74549067
you are only making me wanna cuck you out of a uni seat.
>>74549148
Nobody would want to sit next to you and your stench anyway
>>74549007
I meant more obviously.
Moreover these ranking are retarded as most European universities work in a way the rankings do not fair. Hell, some French universities had to merge because they were each excellent in one field and even if the students used all the facilities, the universities would still be at the bottom of these retarded rankings
>>74549178
but i brush my teeth twice every day. :^)
>>74548544
>The fact that only English publications count
English is the language of science.
> Or that in Germany as a student in STEM it's your own responsibility to study
Isn't this how it works everywhere?
>>74546652
>canadian
why is your country so pathetic? you're literally so irrelevant the only accomplishments that happen in the vague proximity of it are those of your neighbors
>>74549243
You also wipe your arse with your hands so when people run away from you it's not the shitty morning breath that's doing it
>>74548972
For me it'd be
1. MIT
2. Stanford
3. Cambridge
4. ETH Zurich
5. Berkley
6. Oxford
7. Tokyo
8. CMU
9. Princeton
10. Harvard
I am more tech focused.
In terms of low tuition: TUM in Munich. Costs me nothing and has a great CS department
>Students do poorly in exams
>We'll just adjust results until x% pass
>>74549246
> Isn't this how it works everywhere?
nah, study in the Anglosphere and then anywhere else in the world and you'll see how babied you are
>>74549246
science is the same in every language, as long as it's real science
>>74549246
>English is the language of science.
>literally use latin names or every fucking thing
for technical sciences, i'd say mathematics is the universal language of science.
>>74549311
>claiming to know my hygiene maintenance habits
so i'm right in claiming to know you have left with but one teeth because of your shitty brushing habits [or lack thereof]
>>74549319
thanks, bro.
>>74549246
German might even be a better language for science, since you can simply construct new words. Works for STEM-fields pretty good
>>74547105
This isn't 1900. Cali unis have been up there with the East coast for a long time
>>74549007
you realize that the two most important rankings are done by the Brits and Chinks. France dumping the majority of their prestige academics into a single university were they are not expected to produce significantly hurts the ranking of French universities.
>>74549289
UofT, UBC, UofA, McGill, and Waterloo are all great schools, we are fine considering our population
>>74549491
lel, you can do it in every language
>>74547270
Yeah, has America even developed nukes? Fucking primitives
>>74549473
I have all my teeth I can assure you
>>74548955
You can doubt that as much as you like and without going into way too much detail I won't be able to convince you or proof anything to you anyway.
Just consider the end result. Many of the worlds best engineering products are German. Last time I've checked the world is still eating up German cars and machinery.
And all of these are build by German engineers who graduated from German Universities.
>>74549007
Fields medal is math related. How many Facebooks or Microsofts does France has?
>Muh, we have SAP.
No SAP is German and is like 50 years old
>>74549608
and i poo in loo and use TP i can assure you
>>74549549
That's why there ranking are bullshit. Any decent recruiter would take someone from Ecole Polytechique over most of these "top ten" schools
>>74547946
> USA is 4th
>>74548716
> this guy exists
Well, that theory's disproved
>>74549643
Except when you don't lol
>>74549567
German was the language of science, probably for a reason
http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-10-06/how-did-english-become-language-science
>>74547211
Yay, I am currently attending in #29!
>>74546652
>Thinking there's any authoritative ranking.
>>74549759
you are a girl, aren't you?
>>74549828
No.
>>74546652
All SJW nests
>>74549872
sound [read] like one.
>>74547236
And still, you love our fresh graduated students, the main difference between european and US best universities is not the level, it is the money.
Funding your research is extremely difficult here, I don't even speak about creating a start up in tech.
It is a combinaison of cultural and law problems.
>>74549927
If I were a girl you'd be acting a lot more creepy towards me
>>74549626
>worlds best engineering products are German
nice meme, but that has more to do with German products actually being manufactured in Germany and a willingness of German companies to value quality over cost than actual engineering quality.
>>74546652
>top universities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbTr2g7qi84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69tkCbeC5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IEFD_JVYd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAuVQlLxD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJu4G-OWpR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wu7Ax78hXo
Thank god I will never have to suffer the world class education these institutions provide.
>>74549970
>british girl
>dude you cunts are so ugly i'd rather get creepy with an Ethiopian girl first
>>74546652
ANGLOS WIN AGAIN
>>74549788
same shit if averaged out, majority of the top 100 remain in the States on any ranking
>>74546743
only the proud ethnic minorities who overcame perilous obstacles like not having to score as high on tests
>>74550035
Or if you want to go low enough: Indian women
>>74549985
>German products actually being manufactured in Germany
i hope you mean assembled. and even that would be a stretch
>>74550118
>never seen a punjabi girl
>never seen a kashmiri girl
>never seen a himachal girl
>not even a haryana girl
>and they aren't even sluts [yet]
there are gorgeous surprises waiting for you in ever state (at least the northern states).
>>74549828
>>74549872
>>74549970
You speak like a girl
>>74550294
gender is a social construct anyway.
>>74550014
yes, for some reason you Fins have been able to avoid the SJW phenom
>>74550294
I don't see how
>>74550259
>please American investor, come see the beautiful girls in India
I was going to say something like "haha like hell if I'm going to defile my European bloodline!" but then I realized there might actually be some okay poontang but now I just remembered indian people smell like shit and those are the well-off ones in America so I'm going to have to pass.
>>74550425
Oh no, have the Jews infiltrated poo in loo too?
>>74550464
>American investor
petrodollar has seen it's days of glory, bro.
Do a Soros and buy gold, will ya?
>>74549473
India are you really taking the mick out of other countries sanitation.
You have a space poke t but your incidence of diarrhoeal disease is rediculous. You have no public health care but thank god you found a designated sihitting moon. You have some of the worst rape stats around but muh maths.
Argue about somthing that isn't in sanitation and hygiene
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>>74550259
I've never seen them but if they each have their own specific scent of shit I might be able to sniff them out
>>74550479
almost
>>74550568
says mohammad
>>74550607
i'm sure your muslim mayor can teach you before he imposes sharia law on london.
>>74550618
You're just mad Bangladesh has made rediculous leaps forward with stopping diarrhoeal disease and therefore child mortality and India still can't poo inside
>>74549985
> How well a machine performs depends only on how well it is assembled.
Yeah right, in that case slap on a couple wheels on a steel frame, make sure the welds are nice and tidy and try to sell it as a car.
>>74550704
If I lived in London perhaps. I can hear bagpipes outside so that should give you a clue as to my location
>>74550756
>rediculous
>>74550756
>Bangladesh
>rediculous
paki mudslime?
who am i kidding, with that flag of course it's a paki mudslime.
>>74550781
>bagpipes
>men wearing skirts like women
well, cuckoldry isn't new to you then.
>>74550880
It's actually our women wearing the skirts. They're a tad on the masculine side.
>>74550762
That and make sure Hans programs the computer. Assembly and manufacturing have huge impacts on performance, as do budgets. The Japs make better sub 40k cars than you.
>thread devolves into " ur a cuck", "ur a muslim, "ur a nigger"
every /pol/ thread
>>74550989
>pic
>most sickening thing
lost.
>>74550880
Nah seriously bangladesh beats you out at under 5 mortality and maternal mortality. It also doesn't have diarrhoeal disease in top 10 causes of death and it's 4th in India the shitting meme is a top killer
http://www.who.int/countries/bgd/en/
http://www.who.int/countries/ind/en/
>>74551099
I felt nauseous reading it the first time.
>>74551141
>every /pol/ thread
well, why do you think we elected Modi?
he loves the poorly educated who don't know whether to shit in a toilet or worship it.
>>74551190
>stir last night's haggis
>felt nauseous reading it the first time.
anyone would, really.
>>74551334
You unlucky fucker
>>74551050
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_US_Manufacturing_Company
http://www.greencarcongress.com/2015/04/20150409-bbac.html
These cars aren't manufactured in Germany yet are still German quality.
Japan is another great example which speaks against this University ranking crap.
They also have great engineering products yet apparently they have only one University in the whole country that can compete with the Anglo-sphere.
>>74552216
>built in the USA, not in Mexico or China
come on Hans, VW is what happens when German engineering is made in Mexico
>>74546652
Oh boy I'd sure love to get some third wave feminism in my schools. Oh boy, I'd sure love to have all that political corectness shoved down my throat. Noise bait, 1/8
>>74552677
don't worry, you will get to experience it after the first two waves hit the Islamic world
>>74552599
VW = Volkswagen = "Peoples-car", it is a brand specially designed for low class plebs, what were you expecting?
>>74553142
"German engineering"
>>74548069
>Sweden
>muting any "hate" speech
>not curropt
>>74553708
>muting any "hate" speech
Except we're not.
Facts > /pol/ fairy tales.
>>74553572
>>74554069
yes the Space shuttle was a piece of shit and the 767 is still a great aircraft
>>74554172
Whenever I fly in one of those the whole thing wobbles. Literally think it's about to fall to pieces.
German engineering > Everything else
>>74554290
you sure it was the airplane?
>>74546652
>based on research written in English
Get the fuck outta here with your statistics.
>>74554528
Pretty sure, since I could see the wings wobble as shit well.
>>74546652
Cambridge and Oxford are meme universities
