France Master-race thread
More like mistress race
My Mexican side derives from Franco-Italian
Does that count as anything ;^)
best girl
epic troll, i'll bite.
the french lost to the vietnamese first.
>>74508459
>doesn't know the difference between losing a military conflict, and giving up political objectives due to leftist hippies whining and the gross ineptitude of the state we were defending.
>>74508459
Didn't France also lose against the man in the black pajamas?
>lost
ebin meme, my friend. Yes, we didn't win, but we didn't lose either. The fucking liberal hippies pissed and moaned until we decided to pull out and let the north chinks take over the south chinks.
>>74508459
>>74508459
Didn't France lost to the very same farmers a while earlier?
>French master race
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dThMYXGNAc0
>>74508459
oh fuck off. The USA successfully defended South Vietnam and funded their continued defense after the Gook north signed a peace treaty.
After Nixon was forced out for nothing the Democrat Congress cut funding to South Vietnam thereby losing the peace
I'm just a fucking leaf and I know more than Burgers and Frogs
>>74508459
American also lost against talibans, iraqis, somalians, now ISIS
They lost everytime
>>74509088
Yes, a couple times iirc
>French masterrace
Got beat by a bunch of Mexican peasants armed only with sticks and rocks
>>74509163
Haha ur funny enjoy being inferior
The french actually surrendered to the vietnamese though.
>>74509359
Haha enjoy being inferior
Fuck off surrender monkey. There are thousands of our young men buried over there because you are weak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU-RutTOpgA
goodbye sweet Frenchman
funny thing is that vietman was french colony and they killed all the french off
>>74509088
Yes. France lost to Vietnam, technically French Indochina. Back to the drawing board Frenchy!
You lost against the same army cuck. At least we didn't hightail out of there at the first sign of aggression.
>>74509488
Enjoy being a cuck. Another French plane was just downed by your big brown lovers. Boddies are literally still warm. Yet "we're inferior" haha this is why the French are the laughing stock of the world and why we want nothing to do with you faggots.
French have nice whores and some good thinkers/writers.
Rest is just plain faggotry.
>>74508459
You realize we never would have had to go to Vietnam if you hadn't lost to them first, right? Or do they not teach that part in your shitty schools?
You're just trolling dumb Americans who don't know that Vietnam was cleaning up after French mess
>>74508687
J'aime Lepen
Mon graine est le dur
>>74508459
fuck your country full of disgusting shitskin, expensive food and dirty street.
>>74508459
The irony of this is scathing. Am I the only one here that knows the history?
>>74508459
France would've lost in Vietnam if they didn't pussy out of their own goddamn colony, needing their last remnants to be protected by a country that can actually get things done.
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>>74508459
Fixed that for you, OP.
>>74512793
accuracy 100%
>>74512793
Vietnam people are good with their forest guerrilla tactic
>>74508459
France lost against the gooks too dumbass, that's why we were there. Learn to history frog.
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>>74508901
Epic damage control Walmart shitters. "It wuz tuh hippiez!", kek
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>>74512284
Hahahaha oh wow, you faggots sure get triggered easily by a simple picture.
Good job OP
>>74513211
>Trigger
>We aren't the ones getting shot
>>74508459
jej. Google "Dien Bien Phu" retard.
>>74508459
Except the only time the fucking French can win a war is when they're led by either a Foreigner or a pubescent girl.
Don't you have a Muslim bull to prep, Pierre? Fuck off and let the grown ups talk.
>>74508459
>Master race
>Turns blind eye to intel that could have prevented massacre at arena and plane that was just blown up
Kek.
>>74508459
>comparing France (a proud European country) to an inherently multicultural nation of rejects
Why belittle yourself Pierre?
ty france for superior genes
green eyes
stronk chin
full beard
man hair
It doesn't matter if you win or lose a war or two. Any country with a long enough history will have known glory and disaster. What matter is if you have the strength to recover.
>>74508459
Has America ever even won a war?
>>74514286
it won against itself
>>74514316
I'm not even sure about that.
>>74514286
All of them
>>74514286
Spanish american war
>>74512997
The picture would be accurate if the viets were replaced by the vietnamese forest.
>>74508459
Here in Germany, we have some sayings:
„The French tank has 2 gears. One for parades, the other for the retreat."
„How could France actually occupy parts of Germany?
Well, its called 'French'... ...And its a sex technique... ...Just ask America, the UK and Russia about it. They will know."
>>74508459
France lost their colony of Indochina because the locals defeated them in combat. A war which we the USA had financed for you. You lost to Germany circumventing the Maginot Line and going through Belgium during WW2 (The same tactic they tried during WW1). France's ineptitude for warfare is hilarious actually.
Lol FRANCE LOST TO MEXICO
>>74508459
the whole reason we were over there was because of a french loss.
Can we just let France have a white flag so they won't shitpost?
>>74515422
Reminds me of what my dad told me about the Italian tanks in ww2. They have a 1st gear and 3 reverse gears.
>>74512793
/thread
5 de mayo fucking nigger
>>74508459
What happened to your elite soldiers then?
>>74508459
France lost against both of them and we had to save their asses from both.
>>74512793
Based vietnamese people. I know some who are red pilled a lot.
>>74514286
the Mexican American war, the war of 1812 (we didn't loose atleast), the pacific war, we assited an allied victory in both world wars ( given our assistance was mostly monetary and in the promise of troops, not with that many actual troops), the gulf invasion, the Iraq war (our aims weren't realized fully but we dethroned and killed Saddam Hussein), and a cold war in which the USSR crumbled. fuck off edge lord and take a history class
>>74508459
>U.S. lost
Vietnam is not communist, nor socialist in any way but name
Economy has run as a capitalist country for almost 40 years now
Entire country has been for sale since the war
every U.S. objective successfully met
North Vietnam lost 1,136,928 troops
United States lost 67,831 troops
>>74521767
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>74508459
>doesn't know that his people also lost a war in vietnam prior to US invasion
>>74512793
VIETNAMESE CONFIRMED FOR MASTER RACE!
>>74508459
OP have you ever heard of Dien Bein Phu?
Better yet what about the Maximilian Affair or the Algerian war?
>>74512793
Everyone lost against the Vietnamese, even the Mongols.
>>74509245
>Americans are losing against ISIS
When was the last time ISIS shot up our capital?
>>74522178
Wait the mongols too? Can you link some info or tell a story spacecowboy?
>>74522325
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Vietnam
>>74521888
dude, it's been 240 years since your country was embarrassed by America. let it go
>>74508459
>implying France didn't lose against Vietnam even harder
Know your own history Pierre
>>74508687
MAI WAIFU
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>>74509245
Israeli Secret Intelligence Service
>>74508459
I actually felt a lot of sympathy for the French after the Paris attacks, I guess I forgot what a spineless obstructionist blemish you are on Western Civilization.
Resurrect Napoleon if you can because that was the last time your country was relevant.
>France lost against mexico
>>74508459
belgium should have never let france declare independence
lets get it real
This is the only French Flag
>>74508459
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Indochina_War
>French never lost to Vietnam
> What happened to our Vietnig colony
>>74513376
>we aren't the ones getting shot
Look again dumbshit
>>74522424
Thank you niggerman
>>74508459
>what was dien bien phu
You lost to them first Pede...
>>74508459
France also had their shit pushed in by...ahem...French Indochina :^)
>>74508459
You disgrace our own people with your inane banter.
King Louis XV save France
Fuck you France. Your airport security staff was found with Isis propaganda in their lockers and your stupid laws didn't allow for them to be fired. Instead they were moved to another position that is non security related in the same airport.
Can we please stop being cucks
>>74508459
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>>74514286
Your flag is whiter than your whole country wine nigger
>>74508459
You lost against everybody you ever fought. Your military right now is 30% Muslim and the Americans are a super power. Also take back Québec.
>>74512793
came here to post this
Dumb frogs don't even know their own history
>>74508459
France has an army?!?!
>>74508459
You know you lost
>All your African colonies
> All your Asian colonies (including Vietnam)
>All your American colonies
Right frog boy?
we will survive mon ami
YOU LOST TO THEM FIRST DUMBASS
>>74508459
>french indochina
>>74508459
The most non-alpha race in Europe
>>74509163
lost
>>74508459
Didn't you lose to the same people Pierre
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>>74524329
Ironically in Indochina the CIA helped the Vietminhs against the French because America planned a takeover of the opium plantations, like you did in Afghanistan later.
>>74508459
Fuck off cheese sniffer nigger
>>74508459
ok
>>74524984
I wish we had that
>>74524984
Uncommon flag
>>74508459
Germans are ugly, Asians are hot.
>>74508459
How many American villages got napalmed in that war again?
>>74525013
colour?
France dumped Vietnam off on us and rambled something about communism before leaving to feed their poor before the guillotine starting falling again
>>74524801
Kek sure thing pierre
>>74525862
My grandfather was in the secret services in Indochina senpai, he told me how the CIA would execute the natives working for France, try to capture French agents and try to get on the good side of the commies by giving them money and weapons.
>>74508459
Hey France, I remember 1956 in Vietnam not going so well for you as well.
France lost to it's neighbor, which will never happen to America.
USA stalemated against a country on the other side of the planet, only because we didn't nuke them.
French, the only people to get BTFO by niggers, besides other niggers.
France absolute master race confirmed
Truly disgusting people, honestly, you all smell bad
Stayed there for 6 months, didn't meet one single french that took a bath at least one time a day.
>>74508459
France, don't make me get my longbow out!
Of course france is a fan of america not getting involved, that's how they won their revolution.
damn, why didn't those damn charlies give up? they were getting btfo, but they just wouldn't stop being commies. i kinda respect em for that
